Chapter 121: Three Things
Chapter 121 Three Things
"Uh, Mr. Cang is too fat......"
Before Lin Feng finished speaking, Ling Shuang'er had already clicked on a video here, and when she saw the waves displayed on the computer screen, Lin Feng was stupid, so she could only look at the little girl blankly and raise her eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Uncle, how about this, high-definition**, Yui Hatano has a full record of ten years of debut!" ”
After a long while, Lin Feng swallowed a mouthful of saliva before he realized what had happened. Oh my God, as a high-end hooligan with ideals and morals, he actually discussed a romantic action movie with a little Lori who was not yet an adult in her boudoir. Even Lin Feng himself felt a little overwhelmed, so he hurriedly ran to the computer to turn off the video player, and angrily pointed his finger at Ling Shuang'er's little head.
"What's in your little girl's head? Why not put your ingenuity to use? Lin Feng asked with some hatred, even he didn't realize that he was not the parent of this girl, and he was not his teacher, so what qualifications did he have to teach others.
However, Ling Shuang'er seemed to enjoy this kind of preaching, looking at Lin Feng with big eyes without blinking, smiling sweetly, and not refuting anything.
Lin Feng remembered the contact he had with her before, and immediately realized that this poor girl's mother seemed to be very busy, and she usually didn't get any care, so her heart softened for no reason, and she unconsciously lowered her tone of voice, and asked tentatively: "Shuang'er, where is your mother, why haven't you come back yet?" ”
Hearing Lin Fengde's words, a trace of gloom finally flashed in Ling Shuang'er's beautiful eyes, her long eyelashes flickered and condensed into a crystal teardrop, and she murmured with a crying voice: "A subsidiary of her group is facing a listing, and now it is preparing for an IPO or something......
When Lin Feng heard the little girl's words, the image of an iron lady with a serious face and an old-fashioned face couldn't help but appear in front of him. I can't help but sigh in my heart, is such a worry-free life the luck or misfortune of these children born with golden keys? Looking at Ling Shuang'er's bitter little face, he felt a pain in his heart for no reason, and subconsciously reached out and rubbed her hair.
"Your mother may also have her hardships, she is working hard to earn money outside, and you live a worry-free life! So you have to be considerate of her, and don't blame her, right? ”
"Well, uncle, thank you! For the sake of what you just said, I will work hard to get the first place in this year's final exam, so that she will be happy! Ling Shuang'er seemed to be untied a little knot by Lin Feng's words, and a little smile finally appeared on her little face.
After listening to her words, Lin Feng was shocked, does this test mean that you can do it if you can do it? But judging from Ling Shuang'er's expression, this was such a trivial matter.
As if feeling his expression, the little girl proudly raised her delicate face, squinted her eyes and said disdainfully: "Cut, as far as the knowledge of high school, I have already finished self-study a year ago, and the reason why I take the bottom few places in the class every time is just to let my mother care more about me, if I take the first place every time, she will definitely not care about me......"
Alas, hearing this, Lin Feng couldn't help but sigh, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read! But think about it, what is the difficulty of such a young girl being able to turn a group of elites who graduated from prestigious universities on the Internet to cope with a high school exam?
After that, the two of them looked at each other without saying a word, staring at each other with big eyes for five minutes, before Lin Feng suddenly thought of the purpose of this trip, and then looked at Ling Shuang'er with a smile on his face.
But she didn't expect the little girl to show a vigilant expression, staring at Lin Feng's eyes, and asked with bad intentions: "Uncle, if you have nothing to do, you are either annihilating or stealing, why are you smiling so obscenely?" ”
When Lin Feng heard this, he also smiled bitterly, and secretly sighed that he really didn't know what to do with this girl, and he couldn't say good things to her, so he put up a face and said angrily: "Hurry up, stop your cyber attack, and then apologize to the Ministry of Public Security, forget about this matter, is it possible that you really want me to be imprisoned because of this!" ”
"That's not going to work, I'm going to collapse that system soon, and now is the critical moment, so I can't afford to fall short!" Ling Shuang'er shook her head and smiled like a little fox.
What critical moment, fooling a fool, Lin Feng secretly slandered the little girl in his heart, at the critical moment, you can still lie on the bed and watch the Pleasant Goat see that he is asleep? But his face quietly scared her: "Aren't you afraid that the police will come and arrest you?" ”
"What are you afraid of, what can that waste do? I'll change a broiler chicken in minutes, and they won't have a ...... with me," Ling Shuang'er said with a proud expression on her face, glancing at Lin Feng from the corner of her eye.
"Cut, people have already found your traces, otherwise how could I find you?" Lin Feng smirked, looked at Ling Shuang'er, whose face had finally changed a little, and continued: "Besides, aren't you afraid that I will go to the snitch?" ”
"Cut, they didn't come early to arrest me, why do they have to let you come? Besides, I'm so cute, my ass is so warped, uncle, you must be reluctant to tell the secret! After thinking about it for a while, Ling Shuang'er said with a smile.
Lin Feng looked at Ling Shuang'er with a black line on his face, and said in his heart that he didn't tell the secret and had a half-dime relationship with his buttocks? Thinking about it, the right hand placed on his side unconsciously scratched it in the void, as if to reminisce about the feeling just now. Unexpectedly, this action was taken into the eyes of Ling Shuang'er, who was a little ghost, twisted his body and asked temptingly: "Uncle, you hurt people just now, can you rub it for me?" ”
Lin Feng couldn't help but blush when he heard this, and a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out. The big hand that had just raised and wanted to teach her a lesson was unnaturally put down, for fear of her way.
"Come on, uncle, I will not accuse you of molesting a girl!" Ling Shuang'er smiled coquettishly at this time, her big eyes constantly glancing at Lin Feng's lower body, it was really fascinating.
Lin Feng was also a little nervous when he was seduced by her, and suddenly a bad feeling rose in his heart, and when he looked up again, he found that a high-resolution camera appeared on the computer screen at some point, and was shooting at him.
Lin Feng immediately saw through this little girl's trick, it turned out that she wanted to seduce herself and then shoot it with the camera, as a way to blackmail herself into doing something, Lin Feng thought of this, and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat behind her, no wonder the little girl was trying to seduce herself just now, sitting on her lap and twisting her ass, and playing a love action movie. The little girl is a computer hacker, and for her, cutting a few shots of the captured video doesn't seem to be a big deal!
She took the required video and deleted all the scenes where she seduced herself, and with her ability, she must have done it seamlessly. But isn't he a yellow mud that fell into the crotch of his pants, it's not and! Thinking of this, Lin Feng lifted the little girl and threw her on the big bed, then quickly held the camera, wanting to drag it down.
"Uncle, you are so rude! But people like it. But uncle, don't tear off the camera, otherwise this video will be transmitted to a friend of mine immediately, and once he handles it, it will be immediately transmitted to the white potato network, and then you will really become a super pervert who molests girls! ”
At this time, Lin Feng also had to believe in her, with her ability and surname, this kind of thing was absolutely done. Where did Lin Feng dare to pull this camera, so he had to casually take out a book on the desk to cover the camera, and then looked coldly at Ling Shuang'er, who was shrinking in the corner of the bed like a little white sheep, and asked a little angrily: "Okay, tell me about your conditions!" ”
Seeing that her goal had been achieved, the little girl sat up on the bed with a smile and said like a little fox: "I want you to promise me to do ten things, uncle!" After that, I will no longer attack the website of the Ministry of Public Security, but you can rest assured, I will not let you do anything that violates chivalrous morality......"
"It's still chivalrous and moral, you stupid girl, you look stupid when you look at the Legend of Heaven and Dragon Slayer, right? Two things, too much is not good! Lin Feng bargained.
"Five things that can't be less!"
"Three pieces at most!"
"Okay, deal!" Ling Shuang'er said proudly.
I don't know why, Lin Feng looked at the little girl's smiling eyes, and always had a feeling of being fooled. He felt as if all this today seemed to be carried out in the arrangement of the little girl, this little girl is really demonic, one link is closely linked, and it looks like he has finally planted himself since he was reborn in the face of anyone, and the most depressing thing is that he is still planted in such a little fart, uh, no, it is the hands of the little girl.
When Lin Feng thought of this, he always felt like crying without tears. However, the words he said were like water spilled out, and Lin Feng asked himself if he was not a person who didn't talk much, wasn't it just three things, meaning!
"But that's it, just three things, you can't make any more moths when you're done!"
"No problem!" After saying this, Ling Shuang'er jumped out of bed, stopped all cyber attacks, and sent the summary file of all the bugs in the internal system of the Ministry of Public Security to the mailbox of the person in charge of the network center of the Ministry of Public Security. Seeing all this, Lin Feng was even more sure that all this was calculated by the little girl.
While Ling Shuang'er skillfully worked on the keyboard, she thought proudly in her mind: "Hehe, Zhao Min fooled Zhang Wuji for a lifetime with three things." Uncle, no matter how good your kung fu is, you can still surpass Zhang Wuji, Miss Ben's intelligence is even better than Zhao Minlai! ”
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