100 Women Are Chopsticks Agamemnon Signs Declaration of War (Funny)

This war for the snatching of beautiful women caused more people to die than in World War II, and the participating countries also accounted for more than half of the earth.

The declaration of war was signed the morning after Helen eloped with Prince Paris. The casus belli was drafted by Menelaos:

Declaration of war

King Sbarda, Menelas, the younger brother of King Agamemnon, asked King Agamemnon of Greece to send an army against Troy.

The reason is that Prince Paris, the son of the king of Troy, was not at home because he was out on errands, and Prince Paris came to the island country to enjoy the mountains and rivers, and because of his high rank, the king of Sparta was not at home because the queen entertained him.

Unexpectedly, because of the queen's beauty, Paris, the son of Priam, the king of Troy, became interested in it, and carefully planned to kidnap Helen under the pretext of vacation.

Helen was only hospitable at first, and was unguarded by the plot of the Trojan prince. He was treated with good wine and meat all day long, and he was also taken to visit the Wang family's treasures, the National Collection, and the National Finance Headquarters. There are also key weapons storage, as well as a beautiful women's key normal university, a good horse farm, a boy soldier death squad, and a gold refinery,......

Helen, the fool, did not know that this was a conspiracy, and let him see everything, whether it was visible or unseemly, even peeing was for the prince to see.

The bad thing is that this prince is also a great man, tall and mighty, and has the title of little white face. After a long time, as long as it is a woman, who can survive a few nights? It's not a question of whether girls are bad or not, who wouldn't eat pie in the sky? After a few days, it is like an oil depot set up in a stove room, and there will be a fire for cooking every day, and sooner or later there will be a day when the fire will be flooded.

Just like this pair of dog men and women, one is a prince, free and domineering. One is the queen, her husband is not at home, the power is unified, there is no fear, she wants to do whatever she wants, and she does whatever she wants. It has been said since ancient times that women are 10,000 times stronger than men.

In a few days, Prince Paris was exhausted, and from the beginning, a man like an elephant turned him into a ghost-haired monkey, and he ate all the ginseng and deer antler velvet in the treasury and still did not restore the prince's body.

This strange ghost, I didn't invite him here, even if I invited him here, I wouldn't be stupid enough to invite him to go to my woman, he made a mistake himself, do you want me to pay for him to treat him?

Strangely, this stupid thing was done by two people at the same time, and Queen Helen was getting much more and more beautiful than before. It was like a dry rice field, because there had been no rain for a long time, and the seedlings had dried up and turned yellow, and it was Prince Paris who came, like a water pump, and Prince Paris pumped water for her every night to irrigate her.

(Urea while pouring water, dog yesterday.) ）

If it is said that the woman is the first to commit cheapness, then the queen of Sparta can not be among them, it is your Trojan king Priam's son Prince Paris who sent it to the door first, just like pie falling from the sky, how can the queen of Sparta not eat it.

It is reasonable to say that the queen of Sparta is a fool among fools, because there is no woman in the world who is not stupid, and it is not an exaggeration to say that this is common sense. Just as Prince Paris is a beautiful man from the East, even the heavenly fairies will be like a sow in heat when they see it, and they will rejoice silently at her mercy.

From the above reasons, it can be said that women are not guilty, because Prince Paris is of noble birth and can enter the ranks of educated, ignorant that only women have the power of this excuse, and he knows that bullying men and women is a wrong thing that the world cannot tolerate, and he dares to know his mistake and do it, and does not take the justice of the world to heart.

In fact, there are women everywhere in the world, and he has to risk the world's disapproval to travel thousands of miles to kidnap a king's queen, he is wearing straw sandals to be a guest, and he does not take off his shoes when he sleeps at night, purely to damage the master's bed.

Even if he slept in straw sandals, he was afraid that his straw sandals would be stolen when he woke up the next morning. But when he was about to leave after he had eaten and drunk, he pulled into his master's rice jar, and if he couldn't eat, he would starve others to death. This time he finally found one of his crimes.

If it doesn't matter if he just in the rice tank, the master treats him with good wine and meat, and after he has eaten and drunk enough, he abducts the master's wife and takes it back to his home.

If this article is not enough to condemn him, because women are after all variable resources, liquid products, and gains and losses are only good and bad. If you lose your beauty, if you are too troublesome, you can pick up an ugly monster, which can also be used. A woman is like a pair of chopsticks, she can use money to eat fish and meat every day, and she eats plum tofu if she has no money.

Because the good or bad of chopsticks can't change your real life. If you have money, even the worst chopsticks can't stop you from eating fish and meat every day. This is the woman, this is the chopsticks.

King Priam is afraid that he also grew up as an orphan who was not educated by his mother? also gave birth to a son Prince Paris who was not educated by his mother, and made the unforgivable mistake of taking his wife 10,000 times worse than killing his father.

The reason, because if you kill your father, you will kill it, and if it is an old father, it is even more thankful to God, and it saves people from not taking care of it and saying that it is not filial.

But taking away his wife is another matter, because a man is in a dilemma without a woman, and then there are many nightmares at night, and he will be afraid when he sleeps alone.

Even if women are like grass and trees in the world, barren mountains and wilderness everywhere, then the king of Troy, he is not careful, and he robs the treasury. All the gold, silver and jewellery were looted.

If the above was not enough to cause him to be guilty of death, then he also abducted all the students of the beautiful women's normal university back to his own country. Plus all engineering and technical personnel.

If this was not enough to condemn him to death, he not only ransacked all the property of the Spartan king, but also burned all the palaces and palaces to the ground.

For all these reasons, the king of Sparta, who was also the younger brother of King Agamemnon of Greece, Menelaos, asked King Agamemnon of Greece to sign a declaration of war.

Ask for: Menelaos, King of Sparta.

It should be noted here that one was the king of Greece and the other was the king of Sparta. Why are there two brothers again? That's because Helen was the daughter of the king of Sparta, and his brother married Helen to Sparta, and when the old king died, he became the king of Sparta.