193 Hua Tuo's medical skills made Bao Zheng so angry that he diapered his pants

Title: Xilin Wall

Author: Su Shi Era: Song

Looking horizontally into the peaks on the side of the ridge,

There are different heights and distances.

I don't know the true face of Lushan,

It's just because I'm in this mountain.

When the Heavenly King heard that Lord Bao Zhengbao was saying that he would transport the dead body to the world scenic area of the Great Eastern Empire for treatment, he came to Hua Tuo after pondering for a moment and said, "Sir, can you tell me about the inevitability of going there?" ”

"Lord Heavenly King, please understand, this is the tip of the iceberg, it is very cold, it is not suitable for healing conditions at all, it will freeze blood, and it will not be resurrected. If you get rid of the tip of the iceberg, it will soon stink corpses, and maggots will be born before they are resurrected. ......" Hua Tuo talked about the demand conditions of relevance, which is of course true, and it is another thing to have a cat in it.

(Isn't there a lot of ghostly people in real life who always like excuses when they talk, and the reason is that you scratch your head and retreat, touching the ashes of your nose.) Is this what the fuck calls smart? )

"This journey is thousands of miles away, and before you reach your destination, you're afraid that you'll stink?" Zeus, the king of heaven, also used his brain and said.

"All in a troika, full speed ahead, no problem, the coffin is all filled with ice. Load the entire carriage with ice bricks and let only one person drive it. Hua Tuo looked into the eyes of the king of heaven and said seriously.

"Clever!" Zeus, the king of heaven, said only two words.

It can be seen from this that a person's eloquence and belly talent must coexist with each other and are indispensable. If you insist on saying that of course you can, the problem is that there will be more trouble, and you can't get twice the result with half the effort.

In terms of the above, if Hua Tuo's eloquence is as stupid as a pig, and he can't tell the cause and effect of things, and only stands there with a wooden hair, emphasizing his own opinions, how can he be exchanged for the king of heaven to answer with only two words?

Zeus, the king of heaven, came to Bao Zheng and whispered: "Lord Bao Zheng, you wait for some people and horses to wait here for a while, I will go and get a little more gold on my body, don't wait for the last time...... When I came back, I stopped by to pay back Leda's money. Speaking of Lida, the Heavenly King couldn't help but smile happily at Bao Zheng and grimaced.

And Bao Zheng is like Lu Su to Zhuge Liang in the Three Kingdoms, maintaining a relationship between friends and enemies without being cheating. It's hard to come by.

This time, three troikas were used, one for transporting coffins and ice for insulation, and one for the king's entourage, that is, the relevant workers. One is the king and Bao Zheng. Sitting in the back row is Zhan Zhao and Hua Tuo.

The king of heaven likes Bao Zheng a little, and this is also because he is familiar, and he has a sense of fearlessness between them, eliminating the relationship between superiors and subordinates or sheep and wolves.

"Master Bao Zhengbao, what is that yellow thing like a straw rope?" The imagination has entered the Eastern Continent. The king of heaven began to join the unfamiliar environment and asked Bao Zheng understandingly.

"Ah, the king of heaven doesn't know, this is a big river in the Eastern Continent, the name is the Yellow River, the water flow is turbid all year round, so it looks like a yellow grass rope tied to the earth in the sky." Bao Zheng can really describe that the Yellow River is a straw rope tied to the earth.

"What's the name of this place like an iceberg on the sea, that white?" The king of heaven saw a particularly high snow-capped mountain again, but he didn't know what the name was, so he asked Bao Zheng again.

"This is the Himalayas, because the snow doesn't melt all year round. So it looks white. Bao Zheng replied.

The Himalayas (Sanskrit: himaalaya meaning snowy region) means "home of snow" in Tibetan. Located on the southern edge of the Tibetan Plateau, it is the highest mountain range in the world, with more than 110 peaks reaching or exceeding 7,350 meters above sea level. It is the natural boundary mountain of the East Asian continent and the South Asian subcontinent, and also the natural border between China and India, Nepal, Bhutan, Pakistan and other countries, from the Nanga-Parbat Peak of Kashmir in the west (8125 meters above sea level) to the Nanga Bhava Peak (7782 meters above sea level) at the big bend of the Brahmaputra River in the east, with a total length of 2450km and a width of 200~350km.

The main peak is the world's highest peak, Mount Everest (also known as Our Lady's Peak. Tibetan name: Qomolangma), which means the third goddess in Tibetan, is as high as 8844 above sea level. 43 meters. According to the latest measurements, Mount Everest is growing by an average of 1 centimeter per year.

"What is that white girdle like a lazy woman's foot belt? It's also a bit like a white sneaker strap that hangs the earth up like a watermelon. ”

"Ahh Heavenly King, this is the longest clear water river in the Eastern Continent, the name is the Yangtze River, and it is a long tail of the sea. "Where these two people are talking, it's simply a comparison to see who will be more descriptive.

Thousands of miles in the air, uninformed people see the Yangtze River as a white sneaker with a watermelon hanging from it.

At this time, they had come to Lushan. Put the body of the sun god Helius into the fairy cave first......

"Master Bao Zhengbao, now is the time for me to contribute," Hua Tuo said, "Please ask Zhanzhao to get a few big goats, they must be alive, and they must not be sick." I will take its living blood, and I will cut open the heart of Helius, and pour the blood of the sheep into it, and I will bring him back to life. ”

Zeus, the king of heaven, also heard this, so he came forward and said, "Ah sir, isn't it just a few sheep, you just told me no, I'll just go there and get a few for you to go to the mortal world, and you have to bother to come to this place?" ”

"Lord Tianwang doesn't know that the climate here is suitable, the cold will not freeze blood, and the heat will not stink corpses, which is the best place to treat the resurrection of the dead. Didn't I say that there? Hua Tuo said.

After the corpse was thawed, Hua Tuo took out a bamboo circle from his treasure chest, disinfected it, and put it into the heart of the sun god Helius, which had been dissected, and then sewn it with thread, and then poured sheep blood into it with a small bamboo pipe...... Hua Tuo held the heart of the sun god with two hands, one light and one tight, so that its fresh blood could reach his whole body.

"Add me some fresh sheep blood to it." Hua Tuo held the dead man's heart in both hands, and kept light and tight, and shouted in his mouth to ask someone to add blood to it, because the blood had to go through the whole body, and the heart could not be opened so much at one time.

Zeus, the king of heaven, watched from the side, but kept muttering in his heart: The ghost knows that if he does this, he will bring the dead back to life, so he will only get it there and get him a few times, and it will take so much effort!?

Many things are the same, and everyone will know when they see it, which can only mean that they have learned when they see it, and they can't use the fact that they can be established.

The difference in rank is only 10,000 miles. If you look at Steve Jobs's apples, you will too, and the level of this is not an exaggeration to eat.

His face turned red...... Holy shit, it's alive in a few strokes! Zeus, the king of heaven, watched the excitement on the sidelines, and he was about to dance with joy like a child.

"Wipe the sweat off my head for me, and it will fall into the stomach of the sun god later." Hua Tuo was already so tired and sweating profusely that he screamed and shouted to wipe the sweat off his head for him.

Bao Zheng heard Hua Tuo shouting, and quickly took off his robe to wipe Hua Tuo's sweat. Our Nanxia Zhan Zhao Zhan Xiongfei is not a Mu Nan, he reacted quickly to get a bottle of "Evergrande Ice Spring Changbai Mountain Natural Mineral Water", twisted the lid and leaned over to Hua Tuo's mouth.

Our genius medical scientist really did himself like a buffalo on dry land, and when he saw water, he desperately trapped in it. At this time, Hua Tuo was like this, he was squeezing the heart of the dead, and at the same time drinking water without his life, almost dying of thirst.

At this time, Zeus, the king of heaven, also learned to be naughty and well-behaved, and he used his palm as a fan to fan Hua Tuo to fan the wind to reduce the high temperature caused by fatigue on Hua Tuo's body.

At this juncture, of course, it was Caesar the Great's turn to rest, and they only stood by and waited for orders, and nothing to do would only add to the chaos and get in the way. This results in flexibility even if it does not move at times.

"This cub is still laughing!" When Zeus, the king of heaven, saw that the face of the sun god was red, he deliberately exaggerated and said that the dead body of the sun god was laughing.

It may be almost the same, Hua Tuo held the heart of the sun god Helius in his hand to watch its natural beat. However, Hua Tuo's heart suddenly became cold, and he was suddenly frightened and sweated profusely.

Our Heavenly King, Zeus, has suddenly changed from a child to an adult, and he has begun to look unusually serious.

Bao Zheng also followed the ghost, staring his eyes firmly at the dead man's heart, why was he motionless? The bag was so anxious that he peed his pants, and he regretted calling his mother in his heart. At that time, why was he like that like a little hairy child who had not yet grown (hair), he really believed Hua Tuo to the point that he could revive the dead corpse, wasn't this looking for death by himself?

At this time, Bao Zheng and Bao Xiren didn't dare to look at the Heavenly King Zeus, and the bones in his body felt sore, so he hoped that his feet would suddenly collapse and sink himself directly in front of Lord Yama to become a ghost. This person will not be able to do it sooner or later, and he will quickly become a ghost so as not to offend himself.

If the ghost wants you to do something, just listen to the wind, if you Bao Zheng heard that Hua Tuo can drink the sea dry in one gulp, do you also believe it? Do you dare to talk nonsense in front of such a powerful person as Zeus, the king of heaven, and invite him to let Hua Tuo drink the sea dry in front of the king Zeus?

Everything sounds halved, this is your warning to be an official all the way, why is it planted in the hands of foreign hair. At this time, Bao Zheng only regarded Zeus, the king in front of him, as a foreigner, a foreigner with earthy red hair. Is this angry and cranky?

This is the way things are in the world, whatever you are afraid of, it will follow you. Just like when you lose the money and only the last hand, the first card you see is six people, you beg the heavens and the earth to worship the three girls, but it is the end of the day to give you a board shoe in the shoe. Do you dare to be angry? If you have the ability, you will jump into the river?!

(The eighth son of heaven or the eighth son of the earth, the emperor is the emperor in a three, or nine o'clock.) Shoes with plates are boogers, dead losers. In some places, there is still salvation, and the three boogers get up, which means peace. In some places, there are also four boogers to pay through, which is the smallest of the pile family. (To be continued.) )