Chapter 417: Incarnate as Miko-sama
Zhang He looked at Zhuge Huoao, then at Long Aotian, and then asked with a playful face, "Do you also want to learn the spells of the Great God of Zhurong and the Great God of Gonggong?" ”
Direct, direct without saving any face, made Zhuge Huoao and Long Aotian couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, but under the super temptation of Gonggong Fossil Technique and Zhu Rong Fire Control Technique, the two of them still nodded involuntarily in the slight redness of their old faces.
However, Zhang He still didn't give face, and after glancing at the two of them with a smile again, he immediately said jokingly again, "Don't even think about it, see if you dare to pit brother." ”
Zhuge Huoao and Long Aotian were completely speechless, and they couldn't help but feel the urge to vomit, but alas, they were used to being high, but they really couldn't open their mouths to beg Zhang He, a guy who didn't save any face.
People have lived to the point where they are, except for a distant hope of breakthrough, they live for a face, but unfortunately, Zhang He rubbed their only remaining old face to pieces.
Fortunately, Zhang He quickly noticed the change in the relationship between the two old men, and then said with a hippie smile, "Old Long, Lao Zhuge , it's not that I don't give you face, it's really that you two old glasses are too unreliable, and you actually watched my brother being bullied, no matter what, my brother is also the son-in-law of your two families, isn't it?" ”
Zhuge Huoao and Long Aotian were completely speechless by this guy who was so afraid of death that he could die! "I said, boy, if it weren't for the idiot of the old man to chase and kill you, you would have been able to get the supreme spells of the Great God of Zhurong and the Great God of Gonggong." Zhuge Huoao couldn't help but say with a depressed face.
"Damn, I'll just say, why did that guy suddenly turn from an idiot to a mad dog, it turns out that it's all your old glass who is messing around." Zhang He suddenly came to his senses, and couldn't help but feel a thick egg pain, "I said Zhuge Lao'er, Long Lao'er, in addition to lying and deceiving people, you can also do gods?" ”
", kid, if the old man doesn't sue you, the old man is restrained by the master of the He family, will you kid play with others? If you don't play with your life, you can get the Gonggong Fossil Technique and the Zhurong Fire Control Technique? Long Aotian couldn't help but roll his eyes and said.
"That's just as well." Zhang He nodded and said, "However, even if you don't lie and lie to your brother, your brother will still learn these two spells sooner or later, believe it or not?" ”
Long Aotian finally couldn't bear it anymore, "I said boy, can you work harder?" If the old man had half of your talent, the old man would never waste half of his time, let alone run a shit rejuvenation hall. ”
Hm, so excited? Zhang He glanced at Long Aotian, who was excited, a little speechless, and said with a playful face, "What? Envy, jealousy, hatred? ”
"Not bad." Long Aotian affirmed without hesitation, "Your talent, your luck, looking at the entire cultivation realm, who doesn't envy it?" Who isn't jealous? As for hate, as long as it's your enemy, who doesn't hate? Boy, you don't know how to be blessed in the midst of blessings, you know? ”
Uh, as for it? Zhang He couldn't help but look at Long Aotian, who was excited, and turned his head to look at Zhuge Huoao, but he didn't think that Zhuge Huoao's expression was even more excessive than Long Aotian's, and his face was actually full of hatred for iron and steel.
Eh, is my brother so unproductive?
Just when Zhang He was speechless, Zhuge Huoao also spoke, "Boy, you are a cultivator, you should know that the cultivation realm is a world where strength is respected and the weak eat the strong, if you have the invincible strength of Mr. Long Ao, let alone a rejuvenation hall, what can't you open?" If you want to open the Rejuvenation Hall, you can open the Rejuvenation Hall, you don't want to open the Rejuvenation Hall, you can open the Summer Hall, the Autumn Hall, and the Winter Hall, and even, if you open the Killing Hall, no one can do anything to you, at that time, you can open whatever you want, you can open wherever you want, no one dares to say a word of nonsense in this world, but if the strength is not good, and even the small life is lost, then even if the Rejuvenation Hall becomes the most powerful medical institution in the world, what can it do? ”
Uh, as for it? Didn't my brother just open an extra rejuvenation hall? And you didn't delay much cultivation?
Just when Zhang He was speechless, Long Aotian spoke again, "Boy, you remember, if you have strength, you have a qiē, and if you don't have strength, you won't be a fart." ”
Uh, as for it? Under the repeated bombardment of the two old men, Zhang He couldn't help but be speechless again! In fact, Zhang He also knew very well what Zhuge Huoao and Long Aotian said, the cultivation realm, or the whole world, and even the animal world are all the same, this world is indeed a world where strength is respected.
The country has national strength, so superpowers such as country M and country E can confidently possess nuclear weapons, and can confidently sanction other countries that are preparing to develop nuclear weapons, such as the weak Iran. As for the bullshit nuclear non-proliferation treaty, it is simply a piece of shit for the real powers, because this kind of overlord treaty was originally negotiated and formulated by the powerful countries.
The company has the power of the company, so some companies can become stronger and stronger, while some companies are struggling, or even closing their doors, or finally making a little famous, and in the end they can only become fat in other people's mouths, and they are acquired and swallowed up.
Individuals have personal strength, so some people are high-ranking officials, some people are rich, but there are also many people who are still floating on the food and clothing line, and even many people are still hungry and shivering in the cold wind.
This is the general trend of the world, the general trend of mankind, and the general trend of the cultivation realm. This world is destined to be the world of a few, and it is destined to be a few people who control the fate of the vast majority of people.
In the secular world, manpower, financial resources, and material resources are all strength, but in the cultivation realm, in the final analysis, it is combat power, and in the final analysis, it is the realm and cultivation.
With supreme strength, you have supreme power, you can control the world, sit on the world, the public opinion of the gods, the democracy of the gods, in the cultivation world, it is a fart.
The eternal truth of the cultivation realm is that whoever has the biggest fist is the will of heaven and the will of the people.
Just when Long Aotian and Zhuge Huoao were trying to persuade Zhang He, they were pointed at acupuncture points, and Meng Yiwu, a beautiful woman from the Qi clan who had been unable to move, was finally able to move, but what made Zhang He very speechless was that the first reaction of this chick was not to thank her for saving her life, but to turn around and run away.
Uh, that's okay? Although my brother doesn't expect you to repay the favor, you have to say something, don't you? In the turn of his mind, Zhang He immediately shot out like an arrow from the string, and in the blink of an eye, he blocked in front of the beauty of the Qi clan, but alas, this fierce chick did not have the slightest intention of stopping, but like an angry lioness, she slammed into it brutally.
Uh, that's okay? In order to prevent this idiot chick from hurting herself, Zhang He hurriedly reached out and grabbed her shoulders, but the idiot not only did not appreciate it, but immediately opened his "bloody mouth" and bit Zhang He's right arm.
The fierce chick, the fierce bite, almost bit off a piece of the muscle on Zhang He's right arm, "Hiss." Zhang He, who couldn't eat the pain, had to pinch the corners of the chick's mouth violently in a painful moan, and pinched the crown of the chick's tightly clenched teeth.
But alas, this chick is too tough! The mouth was charged, but the two "front paws" were immediately put to use, scratching Zhang He's body indiscriminately.
Nima, this is your brother who used violence. Zhang He, who was completely helpless by this sturdy chick, had to kick over the so-called sturdy beauty, and without waiting for her to turn over, he stepped on her back, "Meng Yiwu, you listen to me, I have eight wives, and I have no interest in you, the reason why I saved you is because my master has some relationship with your relatives, and the reason why I stopped you is because I am afraid that you will run away alone and be arrested again." ”
Zhang He didn't bother to care about Meng Yiwu, a beautiful woman from the Qi clan who was still struggling indiscriminately, and then turned his head to look at Long Aotian, and said helplessly, "Old Long, don't you come out with a piece of clothing, with her fur, do you think she can escape?" ”
Long Aotian also glanced at the beautiful woman of the Qi clan who seemed to not understand human speech at all, and was still struggling indiscriminately, and casually threw a navy blue robe to this woman who didn't know what to say.
"Okay, don't struggle, if you don't want to be caught, don't wear this animal skin anymore, after I let you go, change your clothes and go by yourself." Regardless of whether this idiot girl understood her words or not, Zhang He immediately let go of this idiot chick, "Old Dragon, let's go." ”
However, unexpectedly, this chick who has always been tough finally willing to speak, "Wait." ”
Eh, it turns out that this guy is not dumb, Zhang He couldn't help but think a little jokingly, and then turned around, smiled and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"Who is your master?" The sturdy girl asked with a wary look on her face.
Eh, what does Shenma mean? Could it be that my brother's life-saving grace is no match for the "romantic debt" left by Master N many years ago? Zhang He couldn't help but think jokingly, but he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, the chick in front of him and himself were just strangers who had never met, could they say the name of the master?
Let's say, it's hard to say that it will cause unnecessary trouble; Don't say it, it's hard to say that this chick may not be willing to listen to herself, change out of the "fur", and put on the long shirt worn by Long Lao'er.
But what made Zhang He very speechless was that Long Aotian, who had always been calm, used Zhenyuan to condense a portrait of the master, and the most speechless thing was that this girl of the Qi clan who had always appeared in a fierce state After seeing this portrait, she instantly became a Christian who saw Jesus, and like a subject of the emperor, with a face full of piety and respectful prostrate on the ground.
Uh, what song is this playing?
"What do you mean?" Zhang He couldn't help but turn his head to look at Long Aotian, and asked with curiosity on his face.
Long Aotian hesitated for a moment, and then said with a little embarrassment, "The reason why I did this was actually when the Hejia Phantom Abyss opened three hundred years ago, when I went with a few friends to capture the beauties of the Qi clan, I saw a statue that was somewhat similar to your master in an abandoned station of the Qi clan, and we didn't think much about it at the time, but as soon as you said it today, I immediately understood that that statue should be the god they worshipped." ”
Eh, Nima, even three hundred years ago, you old glass was already hundreds of years old, and you were still so old and improper, you always shamelessly ran to catch female slaves, and then forced others? Zhang He glanced at Long Aotian a little speechlessly, and asked again, "In that case, isn't my brother a disciple of God, that is, the so-called Son of God?" ”
"Wouldn't you just ask her?"
That's just as well! Zhang He immediately turned his head to look at the beauty of the Qi clan who was still prostrate on the ground, and asked with curiosity on his face, "That, my master is a Shenma man?" ”
"The benefactor is the great grace of our whole clan." The beauties of the Qi clan prostrate like subjects, and replied with a respectful face.
Although Zhang He always dreamed of being an emperor, when there were really people prostrate in front of him like the palace eunuch prostrate at the feet of the emperor, Zhang He, who was accustomed to the way modern people get along with people, felt that Yan zhòng was not used to it, "That, you get up first and then talk." ”
"Yes." The beauty of the Qi clan is still a respectful attitude of the subjects to meet the emperor, although they stand up, they still dare not look at Zhang He.
Nima, it turns out that the high place is really cold! Looking at the beauties of the Qi clan who didn't dare to look up, Zhang He always felt very uncomfortable, so he had to say again, "You raise your head." ”
"Yes." The beauty of the Qi clan really raised her head, but her face was still full of respect.
Okay, brother won't be difficult for you, "Find a place where no one is, change your clothes and go." Zhang He had to order helplessly.
"Yes." The beauty of the Qi clan seemed to want to say something, but she only moved her lips and didn't make any sound.
"Is there anything else?" Zhang He couldn't help but ask.
"Are you really a disciple of your benefactor?"
"You and I are just meeting in the water, do I need to lie to you?" Zhang He couldn't help but roll his eyes and said a little helplessly.
Nima, this chick is really simple and cute, even if my brother is really not a disciple of the master, and he is a liar who wants to take advantage, will my brother let go of such a good opportunity? Nima, in this world, there are four words written on the face of that liar that I am a liar?
However, what made Zhang He speechless was that this simple and lovely girl really believed it, and her face was full of respect, and she said with a little nervousness, "Lord Shenzi, please be sure to go with me to the Qiqi clan station, our clan has been ordered to wait for you for a hundred years." ”
Uh, that's okay? Brother just said casually, yes, he really became a god son?
Zhang He, who was really uncertain about this dangerous He family's station, couldn't help but turn his head to look at Zhuge Huoao and Long Aotian.
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