Chapter 877: Big Banana
Stabilizing his mind, Ye Bihuang smiled evilly and said: "Didn't you ask knowingly, I won the last car race, and you still owe me a promise, the loser is punished by the winner, you shouldn't have forgotten this." ”
Lee Kuan Yew was smiling like a ghost.
Ye Bihuang's ears were uncomfortable when he heard this, and he stretched out his hand and patted him on the chest: "Test your sister, you laugh so ugly, while playing." ”
Lee Kuan Yew was beaten by Ye Bihuang, coughed twice, and walked to the side silently and stopped talking.
Tang Xiaohua looked at the movements of these two living treasures, and really wanted to laugh, but it can be seen that Ye Bihuang turned his head, looked himself up and down, and felt as if she had been stripped naked under his gaze, and her skin tightened: "I haven't forgotten that promise!" But don't forget, what we promised at that time was not to allow the other party to do things that violated the law, violated conscience, and exceeded the limits of human beings. Otherwise, I wouldn't have done it. ”
As he spoke, Tang Xiao pursed his lips, obviously a little unhappy that Ye Bihuang chased after him from afar.
Ye Bihuang smiled: "You are an underworld, you are afraid of violating the law, it's too funny." ”
"Not afraid is not afraid, but it is so stipulated in the promise, so you have to do it!" Tang Xiaohua crossed his hands on his hips, and said very bullishly.
Ye Bihuang smiled and said, "Okay, don't worry, I won't let you do anything that violates the law, violates your conscience, and goes beyond your limit." ”
"It's the limit of humanity."
"It's your limit." Ye Bihuang spread out his hands and said helplessly.
"What do you mean, scold me in a different way, right?"
Ye Bihuang said: "Where to say, what I mean is actually that you are one level higher than human beings, and those who are excellent are praising you rather than scolding you." ”
Tang Xiaowu said "oh", she couldn't listen to Ye Bihuang's words, but she couldn't figure out what was wrong: "Okay, I know, then it's decided, now tell me what you want, I'll just do it." ”
Ye Bihuang looked around and saw that most of the drivers here were the same people from the last race, and of course there were some new faces.
Ye Bihuang and Lee Kuan Yew glanced at each other, Lee Kuan Yew skimmed his head, a picture of you looking at it, Ye Bihuang knew that he was now riding a tiger, if he really let this girl eat bananas in that part of himself, it is estimated that the two will have an entanglement that cannot be cut in the future.
To be honest, Tang Xiaohua is a good guy, if it was an ordinary girl, Ye Bihuang might be able to accept her. But his younger brother is his enemy, and Ye Bihuang is not inclined to have an affair with her.
Forget it, just humiliate her!
"Hey, what are you thinking, what are you doing? Say what you want me to do! Don't say I'm gone. Tang Xiaowu saw Ye Bihuang's thief eyes looking at him, and scolded him in his heart, he was anxious and impatient, and scolded.
"I'm thinking of ways to punish you." Ye Bihuang said with a smile.
"Damn, I didn't expect a way to find the old lady! Let's talk about it when you think about it. Tang Xiaowu heard that Ye Bihuang hadn't come up with a way yet, and he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, so he was ready to sit down and eat, ignoring Ye Bihuang.
After Ye Bihuang made up his mind in his heart, he said loudly to Tang Xiaoyu: "My punishment is very simple, you just need to eat a banana in front of me." ”
Tang Xiaowu was holding a mutton skewer in his hand, and when he heard Ye Bihuang's words, he laughed and said, "I heard it right, you guy let me eat bananas?" Is this called punishment? ”
"Yes, bananas."
"Okay, okay, even if you add a few more peaches, the apple ones will do." Tang Xiaohua said to the boss of this food stall, "Boss, go to the hotel next to me and buy me a plate of fruit platter, and I will pay you twice as much as I will pay!" ”
Ye Bihuang listened to Tang Xiaoyao's words, and his face was full of black lines: "Damn!" I'm punishing you, not letting you enjoy it, fruit platter, you think of it. ”
Tang Xiaoyu said: "Then what do you mean?" Could it be that there is anything special about this banana? Tang Xiaoyu said, her voice suddenly lowered by eight tones, her face suddenly turned crimson, and her silver teeth bit lightly, "Phew, you nasty embryo, what do you think?" Let me eat bananas? Why wouldn't you let your girlfriend eat at home! ”
Ye Bihuang listened to Tang Xiaoyao's words, covered his stomach and laughed: "Please! Sister Xiaohua, I didn't say that the kind of banana for men is good, you decorate this thing in your mind every day? The banana I'm talking about is a fruit banana, long, soft, sandwiched inside, the kind of fruit banana that can be peeled, please little sister, don't look at it at home, okay? It's all those things in my head, and I can learn them well. ”
Tang Xiaohua was taught a lesson by Ye Bihuang, and said with a red face: "That's it, I not only eat bananas, but also eat some other fruits!" A fruit platter solves everything. ”
"If Sister Xiao Yu thinks that my punishment is so simple, then you underestimate my IQ too much, and you also underestimate yourself." Ye Bihuang shook his head lightly, with a defiant look on his face.
Tang Xiaoyu said: "Can you not breathe without breathing?" Say, what else do you want, say it together. ”
Ye Bihuang said: "Actually, eating bananas is not a punishment, my punishment is in the way of eating bananas." ”
"Methodologically? How to eat? ”
"Yes!" Ye Bihuang patted his hands lightly, "Since it is a punishment, it will definitely embarrass you, and my request is that when you eat bananas, you can't crush the bananas, cut them into pieces or the like, you have to eat them whole, and you can't bite with your teeth, you can only use your lips and tongue." ”
As soon as Ye Bihuang's words came out, he shocked the audience!
Tang Xiaoyao subconsciously moved his tongue, and suddenly his face turned crimson, like blood dripping - isn't this kind of action exactly the same as biting a man's mouth in the film! This bastard ruffian! Such a scoundrel!
Tang Xiaoyu pointed at Ye Bihuang and scolded: "You bastard, how can you come up with this method? I misjudged you, not only lewd, shameless, but also distracted, obviously you have a girlfriend, but you also hook up with other women outside, and even go to bed, taking advantage of other people's bodies. ”
Ye Bihuang listened to Tang Xiaoyao's words, and was suddenly stunned, and said in his heart, how does this guy know about his own affairs? Could it be that Sister Yan Yan told her? This guy has a good relationship with Sister Yan Yan-"Those are my own affairs, I'm afraid you can't care about Sister Xiaohua, besides, there are so many people in your gangsters, there are more bastards, although I am sexy, I eat by strength, I will never force girls, and I will not give up from the beginning!" Ye Bihuang took out two cigarettes from his pocket, threw one to Lee Kuan Yew, and then squinted at Tang Xiaoyao, "Let's not talk about anything else, let's settle the gambling contract first." ”
"Damn!" Tang Xiaohua crossed her hands on her waist, and the white rabbit on her chest was turbulent because of her too big movements, obviously she was very angry and unhappy, "No, that's too disgusting, my mother definitely doesn't eat bananas like that." ”
Ye Bihuang and Li Kuan Yew glanced at each other, spread out their hands and made a helpless gesture: "Sister Xiao, if you really don't want to keep your promise, I can't force you, you have thought about it yourself, my request does not make you violate the law and violate your conscience, and it is also something that human beings can easily do, are you really not ready to comply?" Miss Tang"
Seeing Ye Bihuang's frivolous demeanor, Tang Xiaowu was so angry that his little fists clenched, and he really wanted to smash Ye Bihuang's head with a punch: "Believe it or not, I'm looking for someone to beat you!" ”
Ye Bihuang took out a lighter from his pocket, lit the eye in his hand, inhaled lightly and spit out the smoke ring and said, "Are you looking for someone to beat me?" Two hundred or four hundred? I'll take it all. ”
Looking at Ye Bihuang's understated but confident appearance, Tang Xiaohua was speechless for a while, yes, Ye Bihuang's fighting skills she had seen, it was too strong, whether it was the speed, strength, and crispness of the punch, including the angle of the punch, the reaction speed, or the bearing that did not change in the face of so many people, as well as the aura of understatement, all of which showed his strength.
What is the difference between two hundred and four hundred for him? is also a sea of people, and there are actually only a few people who can approach him at the same time. Thinking of the last time he beat his two hundred men to the ground, Ye Bihuang still had a red face and was not panting, Tang Xiaoyu felt palpitations.
But this Ye Bihuang in front of him is too annoying, this is obviously not taking my eldest lady of the Tang family in his eyes.
"How? Sister Xiaohua, have you figured it out? Do you want to be a female coward who shrinks her head and doesn't dare to keep her promises, or do you want to be a female hero who does what she says and is resolute and resolute. Ye Bihuang is touting and praising it, just to make Tang Xiaohua keep his promise.
When her brain is hot and all this is done, the wood is already in the boat, see if she regrets it, haha!
Tang Xiaoyu bit her lower lip lightly with her teeth, yes, she couldn't fail to keep her promise.
But the method prescribed by Ye Bihuang is also too disgusting, it is simply the same as a man's bite, which makes her a little unbearable.
Just as Tang Xiaohua was thinking about the strategy, Ye Bihuang said: "Sister Xiaohua, you have figured it out yourself, if you are really unwilling to keep your promise and want to be a defaulter, just say directly, I can't do anything about you, turn around and leave directly!" ”
"Damn! Who said I didn't keep my promises, waiter, get on the bananas! I want the biggest banana, thick and long! The old lady is out today. Tang Xiaowu really couldn't stand the agitation, and Ye Bihuang snickered in his heart.
Just now, in order to ensure that Tang Xiaowu could be completely angered, Ye Bihuang used his eyes to grasp Tang Xiaoyao's inner thoughts, and said the last sentence when she was most entangled and hesitant, which completely angered Tang Xiaohua and made her agree.
There is no such thing as bananas in food stalls, but Tang Xiaohua has money, so he directly handed the food stall owner a hundred yuan, and immediately bought a large bunch of thick and large bananas from the store next to him, perhaps because the anger in his heart has not disappeared, Tang Xiaohua chose the thickest and largest banana, which is twenty centimeters long, and these just fit Ye Bihuang's thoughts.