Chapter Seventy-Nine: New Year's Jokes

After eating, the children were given red envelopes, and the children jumped happily one by one, and those who lived with the widowed mother happily stuffed the red envelopes to their mothers.

The one who didn't have a mother gave the red envelope to the adoptive mother who adopted him and asked her to help collect it.

(Erya wants to have a child because she thinks about those childless **, it's very pitiful!) And those children are pitiful without parental love.

Therefore, the childless ** is encouraged to recognize these parentless children as adopted sons or adopted daughters. )

Only the child who is not yet sensible, holding the red envelope in a daze, looking at the sister who is dancing and laughing for a while, and looking at the happy brother who is jumping for a while.

Then, he ran to his favorite brother or sister and stretched out the red envelope to her.

"I don't want it! You ask your mother-in-law to hide it for you, or your bad aunt will come and snatch you all!" ”

When Erya heard this, her face sank, and she asked the old woman who adopted the child: "Auntie! Why did Xiao Muzi's aunt come here? ”

The old woman hurriedly replied: "I came here a few days ago during the holiday, saying that I was looking at the children, but I took away a few good clothes you made for Xiao Muzi." I wouldn't let her take it, and she almost got into a fight with me. ”

Xiaohu frowned and asked, "Then why don't you go to Zhuangzi to report the news?" ”

Erya is also bored in her heart, people want to come to see the child, and she really can't help but show it. After all, these children are still good citizens, and they can't do the evil thing of forcing good people to be slaves.

But if every relative comes and has to make such a play, then he can't withstand such a sweep.

The old woman was still explaining to Xiaohu why she didn't report the news, and Erya interrupted: "Auntie, you don't need to say it, you can't stop it."

After the Chinese New Year, I will go to Xiao Muzi's uncle's house to say hello, and no one in his family will be allowed to enter the door of our compound in the future.

After the first month, I will ask a few nurses to come back, and it is indeed not safe for you women and children to live here. ”

The old woman hesitated to say something, and the second girl saw it and asked: "If the eldest lady wants to say something, just say it!" Don't hesitate! ”

"Hey! Then I will say, the lady of the proprietor has thought about us thoroughly, and we originally had nothing to say.

It's just that this nursing home is all men, and living with us **, I'm afraid the reputation of these young ladies is not good! ”

Er Ya slapped her head, "Auntie reminds me!" I really didn't think it through.

In this way, I carved out a piece of land on the vacant land, circled it outside the courtyard, and built a few more houses for the nursing home.

Usually let the nursing staff patrol the outside and don't let them inside.

And the matter of eating, I will be sent to them by your older mother-in-law, Auntie, this should be no problem, right? ”

Several old mothers-in-law hurriedly smiled and replied, "No problem, no problem!" ”

Erya stood up and prepared to go back to eat the New Year's dinner, and before leaving, he explained: "You put away all the children's things, maybe other children's relatives will also come to see the children."

If someone asks you to take something out, you will say that the Lord is mean, and the child will be given as much as he wants, and there is no more. There are those who have bad minds who will believe it!

If anyone dares to pick up clothes on children, you will go with me, and if I can't kill them, I will scratch them! ”

The women in the hall replied with a loud voice, "Yes! ”

After that, there was a burst of giggle!

The two returned home, and the uncle was leading people to stick to the door. The meals of the eldest aunt and the second aunt are almost cooked. Seeing Erya enter the kitchen, he shouted in unison: "Hurry up! Just waiting for you to come back and make sauerkraut fish. ”

Erya smiled: "Don't you dare to do it? Afraid of what? There are so many fish at home, and they don't toss at will! When? ”

"Where are the fish? Yesterday you were busy entertaining people at home, I don't know! Many people in the surrounding villages who got the news came to buy fish, and they bought them whole by piece.

Early this morning, someone came to knock on the door and knocked, and when I opened the door and asked, it turned out that I wanted to buy fish!

If the fish hadn't been kept in advance at home today, maybe it would have been sold by your uncle. The eldest aunt was busy stomping on the bones of the bacon that had been cooked, and at the same time intermittently talking about selling fish.

The second aunt, who was busy lighting the fire, also took over the conversation and said with a smile: "Really! In the first ten days, some people came to buy our pheasants and ducks.

Your second uncle did as you said, if you have money, you will give money, and if you don't have money, you can exchange it for feed, straw, pumpkin, sweet potatoes, and other worthless things.

Good boy! Early in the morning, someone squatted at the door with straw and rice bran and waited.

As soon as I opened the door in the morning, there was a black mass in front of the door, which scared your second uncle into a cold sweat several times! ”

The second girl pursed her lips and snickered, she is not to blame! Who let the horses, cows, sheep, rabbits, yellow wolves, so many livestock that need fodder to raise.

The eldest aunt sighed and said, "They still have something to exchange, which is already very good."

The Zhao family in the village in front of them also sold out of fields for treatment, and the family couldn't live for a year.

Your uncle sent rice, baba, chicken, duck and fish to the Zhao family, so that they could pass the New Year first.

When the fields on the other side of the river were ready, they asked the men of their family to do long-term work, and the fields were close to their homes, which was convenient.

This Zhao family is still ambitious, and they want to count everything in their future wages, otherwise they don't want to live or die. ”

"Roar! Uncle is amazing! This has found a helper to help take care of the fields?! Erya smiled and joked about the kind uncle while cleaning up the sauerkraut.

The eldest uncle smiled happily and said proudly: "Your uncle, I didn't deliberately praise him, he is really kind-hearted."

When I first got married, my family was still wealthy.

At that time, my mother's family had a cousin who had many and small children. The younger brothers and daughters-in-law said that his family was too burdened, crying and clamoring to split the family, and they had to be separated.

In the first few years, his family really couldn't live that life.

Every time your uncle goes to my mother's house, he will bring some rice and meat to his house.

When the double robbery is busy, you will also take your second uncle over to help the double robbery.

Later, our family was also in trouble, and my cousin helped us a lot!

My family has any market expenses, and their family has come. ”

Erya thought back and asked the eldest uncle: "But that one is tall and big, the one you let us call uncle?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes! It's that uncle.

His children have grown up, and now life is good.

His family opened a large mill, raised two cows and three donkeys, and heard that there were already more than 50 acres of fertile fields.

My cousins and daughters-in-law made trouble again, and wanted to divide his mill, and they were almost crippled by my cousin.

Now all of them are very honest. ”

Er Ya laughed, right! To treat the best, you have to do it, but don't think about it. With them can only be a conspiracy, don't think about conspiracy. Otherwise, you will only vomit blood in aggrieved terms.

After eating the New Year's dinner, I was busy frying peanuts, sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, and dried sweet potatoes brought by other people's chickens and ducks.

When the kitchen was fried, it was brought to the hall, and a group of people in the hall helped pick out the bad ones, stones, etc., and kept eating melon seeds and peanuts in their mouths.

On the first day of the new year, the children finished their New Year's greetings early, and they picked up firecrackers everywhere to play, and the adults began their journey to pay New Year's greetings.

Originally, Xiaohu, as a junior, should not come to his house to pay New Year's greetings, but because of Xiaohu's new house, they have not had time to come over to take a closer look.

At this time, they all take advantage of the free time of the New Year to come and visit.

A young cousin-in-law was surprised when she saw the toilet of Erya's house: "Oops! Siblings! Why doesn't there be a lot of feces in this toilet in your house? ”

Erya hurriedly explained: "Yes, it was just washed by water, buried in the pipe below, and flowed into the big manure tank behind." ”

The cousin next to her said, "Oh! It turns out that this water tank is used for flushing?! I thought you were taking a shower here! ”

"There is a special bathing room for bathing, and you can boil hot water."

A few people stood at the sink outside the toilet again, studying, "What is this?" What is it for? ”

"I don't know! Never seen before! ”

Er Ya, who came out of the toilet later, explained: "That's the sink, come out of the toilet and wash your hands by the way." ”

Er Ya pulled out the plug that was plugged in the water outlet, and a stream of cold water flowed down.

"When you wash your hands, just pull this out, and then plug it back on after washing your hands."

The third aunt of Grandpa's family smiled and touched the water pipe: "Ouch! I said, what is the use of a bamboo pole stuck in the top of the pool!? It turned out to be for draining water! None of you have come up with this idea, you really know how to figure things out! ”

"Not really! Xiaohu and his wife are really good at thinking about things, and they can even burn a fire in the hall?! The rooms on both sides were also hot, and when I stood at his house for a while, I was sweating all over. ”

The big milk looked at the tall and big water tanks, and asked in confusion: "Liu girl!" So how does the water get there? ”

Erya replied: "At present, Xiaohu carries water every day and sends it up from the steps over there. After some time, I was ready to dig a well and shake the water directly up with a sling. ”

The big milk didn't understand much, but she also knew that Er Ya had a way, so she didn't ask more.

The men got together with the uncle and talked and chatted.

Uncle Qiang, who was called by the uncle, asked: "Shoufa!" I'll go and see your newly bought field.

You have left such wide fields on the banks of the river, but it is too wasteful, and the canals are too wide.

I'll do the math for you, not counting the reservoir you will dig in the future, just this canal and the open space on the bank will have to be forty or fifty acres.

That's a lot of silver for nothing! ”

Uncle smiled and said happily: "Uncle Qiang, you can't waste it!" On the shore, my niece and daughter-in-law said that they would plant trees.

When the tree is still small, I plant some crops that can be harvested before the rainy season in the space, and after the rainy season, I plant winter wheat or buy grass seeds from the grassland to come back and plant grass.

When the tree grows up, it raises chickens, ducks, horses, and sheep in it.

The canal is also not wasted, it is when fish, loaches, eels are raised, and before the rainy season, the water on the reservoirs and canals is drained.

Then the fish, loach, and yellow eel were all transferred downstream, and the paddy fields where lotus roots were planted specially, and when the rainy season was over, when it was time to take lotus roots, they would be caught and put in canals and reservoirs to raise. ”

Grandpa's second son, Shoufa's second cousin, is actually younger than Shoufa.

He asked in surprise: "These are all what Xiaohu's daughter-in-law thinks?!" Why did she think of so much!? It's a shame to be compared with her, we are all rigid sowing seeds and cutting rice, where would we think of doing this! How would it be better? Yours is a treasure! ”

When everyone heard this, they all looked at the big rich father next to him, and the big rich father moved his ass in embarrassment.