335 Lida begged the king of heaven to make rain and violated the rules of heaven

"Princess, the enemy has a challenge." The little lady ran to the door of Princess Xiangxiang's room and said.

"What the hell is a challenge book, tell me about it?" The princess opened the door and poked her head out.

"Helen is going to dance with you today, what do you think? If you don't want to go......," said the little lady.

"Wait a minute, if you think of a way......" said the princess with a gloomy look on her face, dancing was really not her forte.

When the princess returned to the house, Zhan Chao immediately asked, "What's the matter?" ”

"Helen is more annoying than dancing today!" The princess sat down on the bed X and said.

"What's the annoyance, are you afraid that you won't?" Zhan Chao said.

"It's not going to be at all, no, my strength is martial arts, this thing is going to be a dance competition, and I'm angry with me." The princess pouted.

"This must be another bad idea from Lida, isn't she just relying on Helen's tender flesh, a man can't see a dance, she can dance for a ghost, if it's not tender?" After Dianchao finished speaking, he felt that he had offended Princess Xiangxiang's heart a little, which meant that the princess's meat was not as tender as Helen's, although it was a fact, the listener would definitely be uncomfortable.

Dianchao peeked at Princess Xiangxiang's face with the eyes of a thief, and sure enough, the princess was so angry that she was glaring at him with her eyes, but there was also an indescribable tenderness in it, just like a mother blaming her child, without the slightest hatred.

"Brother Zhan, you see?" The princess is pleading with Zhan Chaoyang and putting herself in a child facing many difficulties.

"Do we have peach blossoms in our garden?" Zhan Chao said as he held the princess's chin with his hand and asked her to look up at herself.

"It's March and April, where are the peach blossoms? Q: What's the use of this? The princess asked, puzzled.

"I thought that if there were, I would use it to mash it into mud and smear it on your body, and see if she Helen could be more tender than a peach blossom?" Zhan Chao is leaking, because he has seen Leda do this, and he Zhan Chao is also present in many trials, and he has almost mastered all the formulas of Lida cosmetics.

"Is it okay to have a flower? It's also about the same as the peach blossoms. The princess remembered that it was time for the flowers to bloom.

"Give it a try." Zhan Chao said uncertainly.

The princess opened the door and poked her head out, beckoning a female soldier to bring her many maids to pick the flowers......

Soon a few baskets were collected. Let Zhan Chao take a look, and really let Zhan Chao look very satisfied and say: "Wash the donkey and put it in the paste paste." ”

Princess Xiangxiang looked at it stupidly. Zhanchao What kind of trick is this, can it work?

Soon he brought the sauce paste made of Le Hua again, and Zhan Chao touched it with his hand, thinking that it was okay to say, "Take off your clothes." ”

The princess listened to Zhanchao talk about undressing. I feel very inexplicable, and I wonder if you want to go out of the room and have a dog to beat the flowers, this time is too rushed, and I can't recognize the taste than strong X rape. Is this caused by the deer whip, like the return tide of the Qiantang River?

(The Qiantang River is the largest river in Zhejiang Province, China, and its ancient name is "Zhejiang.") Also known as "Zhijiang" or "Zhijiang", it was first named in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" and is one of the main birthplaces of Yue culture. The Qiantang River originates in Huangshan Mountain, Anhui Province, flows through Anhui and Zhejiang provinces, with a total length of 688 kilometers, a basin area of 55,600 square kilometers, an average annual flow of 44.25 billion cubic meters, and a theoretical reserve of tidal hydropower resources of 4.72 million kilowatts. )

"Mu, what about you." After Zhan Chao finished speaking, he lifted the princess's clothes, grabbed a handful of Lehua paste and wiped it on the princess.

Correct. Zhan Chao was dumbfounded, he couldn't stick it! Zhan Chao couldn't help laughing: "Yesterday, the dog still didn't have a peach blossom, waiting for the water to be like it, not sticky?" ”

The princess felt the ice to death, and the water flowed from the two milk ditches to the hair, and fell like water under the eaves. This made Princess Xiangxiang think that she was peeing, and she laughed and coughed.

Our Nanxia Zhan is super proud, his thinking ability is not limited to only think of one side, he thinks that this is different from the peach blossom in addition to the raw materials. The chemicals are the same, so why doesn't it stick? He propped up the bed door with one hand, took his eyes off Princess Xiangxiang's belly, and looked out the window at nature and thought?

How did you fall into a situation where you only know what it is, but why you don't know why? If this white can stick to Princess Xiangxiang's body. It's completely true to be fake, and Helen is going to eat! Maybe there's some kind of ghost adhesive in there, which might be made up of a recipe?

"Get two pounds of flour." Zhan Chao was guessing, but he also thought that it could be used to test it, even if it was useful and fraudulent.

The little ladies were so busy that the princess thought of the dog to beat the flowers. It turned out that it wasn't, and it made her really want to do something stupid when she sat on the bed without a cloth. After such a long time of tossing, I'm afraid that there really won't be time anymore, and Helen will definitely have come to power.

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"Princess Xiangxiang is so beautiful, come and see. Princess Xiangxiang's skin is whiter than snow...... "Princess Xiangxiang has already arranged for people to shout, this is called an advertising company, and they rely on shouting to eat.

But isn't it, there is no truth to that? High-grade flour and white lehua, this platform is more than ten meters high, plus there are their own guards nearby, and they will not say that Princess Xiangxiang's skin is fake, although this is not a war, but it is also a supreme military secret, and the leak is also seen in the military court.

Those who don't know are all looking at it from a distance, the princess is white, her face is made of peach blossoms, that beauty, so that the man will not regret it when he sees it and goes home.

What about Zhan Chao? Zhan Chao was chained to her own table by Princess Xiangxiang and placed behind the curtain. Because Princess Xiangxiang will not be stupid enough to completely believe in an enemy general, when a man loves a woman, it is just to please the other party, and the princess, as a mature woman, will not understand this.

Helen was pessimistic and disappointed, Princess Xiangxiang directly painted makeup behind the curtain and appeared without a single cloth. Of course, Leda thought that a woman being naked was the most annoying thing for men to see, but she told Helen to wait until the dancing was hot before undressing. But this burying day happened to fall in the middle of the cloud and rain, and Helen always felt that it was difficult to heat up on her body, so she never took off her clothes.

(When filming into a TV series, the director should not wear clothes, because this is indirect vision, and filming into a TV series is direct vision, so naturally it is required to be clear.) )

The reality in front of her made Lida dumbfounded, this can't be compared, you don't want to take off your clothes, even if you peel off the skin, you can't compare to others. It's like a tile war. The Chinese first invented gunpowder, the British used guns and the Chinese used knives. How can this battle be fought?

Lida understood at a glance that the beautiful man planned to beat the dog with a meat bun, and was bitten and eaten by Princess Xiangxiang. She saw that the princess was using a squeak and flour. From a distance, you can't tell the difference between the real and the fake. This is like a patent that has not yet been declared, Zhanchao is a smart person, as long as he looks at it, he will plagiarize this patent as his own.

But Lida was not discouraged, she thought that Zhan Chao was confusing Princess Xiangxiang, and first sold something for the princess. So that the princess can relax and win. Of course, this is an idea, but it also has to be guarded against, what if he Zhanchao is already happy?

"Helen!"

"Hah!" Helen heard her mother suddenly cry out to herself, and when she saw her mother's face, she knew that something was wrong. "Take off, die, if you don't take off, the people here will be gone......" Lida ordered, as the supreme military commander.

"Mom, I haven't jumped hot yet? Didn't you say you'd take off your clothes when the dance was hot......" Helen said.

"Will it be hot when you die?" Mom said angrily.

Listen to my mother scold herself like this. Helen cried, she thought that she was being a general, and she won the victory with her beauty, so no one wants to be the first hero, without the first hero, I can marry whoever I want, I choose Zhanchao, let Princess Xiangxiang eat. Leda somehow raised her head and saw a small cloud overhead, which was exactly when Zeus, the king of heaven, passed by. Seeing Lida's mother and daughter on the Bimei stage, I don't know what to do for a long time? When he saw Leda raise her head, she asked Lida in a silent language, "What are you doing here?" ”

Leda, who is it? Mistress of Zeus. Before that, although Zeus was disgusted in his heart, this was like an arranged marriage earlier, when he saw his husband coming to his mother-in-law's house, he hid, and always thought that the man was a rogue...... Lida doesn't want to think so much anymore, the place is disgusting, and now there is something to ask for this river to fish. Why don't you tell him what to say, and maybe he can help you.

However, I can't speak silent language, if I say it like this, everyone knows, how do you want the king of heaven to help you? There are rules in the sky, which makes the king of heaven listen to gossip in the future, and will say that this woman won the world purely in exchange for goods. It will also involve Zeus in getting his mistress somewhere to be the first hand.

Yes, I muttered in my heart, maybe he could hear it: "Lord Tianwang, Lida was such a flower and moon back then, and now she is old and yellow, I'm afraid that I have asked Lord Tianwang to not measure his appearance, right?" ”

"Where are you, sister, you say, as long as you don't let outsiders know, I've been a god for so many years, and I still don't know the relationship between the gods? Just tell me what you mean, and I'll do it for you if I have a dogleg. The King of Heaven heard it, and replied.

"I don't need anyone else to help me, and I won't be happy if I get you investigated. All you need is a little rain. Here's the thing, Helen is comparing beauty with Princess Xiangxiang, and compared with the real thing, Helen must have finer skin and more tender flesh, however, in today's society, it has become a trend to fake. Zhan Chao was let go of me as an undercover agent, although I didn't say it explicitly, but I had already asked him to pay attention to Helen and marry him, and I also taught Helen to squat in front of him to pee, would he Zhan Chao not understand the meaning?

But now he uses my secret recipe cosmetics to make Princess Xiangxiang more beautiful than Helen, using flour and the flowers and leaves of a plant or something, and smearing Princess Xiangxiang's whole body white and red, so that the men will run to her when they see it. I want you to rain heavily and wash off the plants on her body, so that she can show her old flesh, so that men all over the world can see her Princess Xiangxiang turned out to be a skin that is so old that the wrinkles have disappeared wide and deep. Lida's words were not finished yet, only to hear a muffled thunder, pop! A flash of fire like a golden snake flew through the sky, and a torrential rain fell violently.

This is equivalent to Zeus being the mayor and Leda being the contractor, and the mayor listens to the instigation of the contractor to relocate the city government and give the profits to a million mayors. Who's to say no, you're raining privately, what's the difference between being corrupt and taking bribes? (To be continued.) )