"Brother Zhang, what happened just now is too mysterious, what's going on." Xie Shiran asked.

"Sister Xie, it's not too mysterious, it should be too mysterious, right?"

"Yes, it's too secretive, Brother Zhang, you tell the truth, what the hell is going on?"

"Buddhism says: no clouds, no clouds, no heavenly secrets, to "enlighten", not "say", you know? Zhang Zheng said mysteriously to Xie Shiran.

"Don't mess with these mysterious things to confuse my sister, let's say, no, what's going on with enlightenment? Why is it so awkward? ”

Looking at Sister Xie's cute appearance, Zhang Zheng leaned into her ear and said softly: "Sister, reward one, and I will enlighten you." ”

Hearing Zhang Zheng's request, Xie Shiran asked puzzledly, "What is the reward?" ”

"Just one here." Zhang Zheng put half of his cheek close to Xie Shiran's small mouth and said.

Seeing Zhang Zheng's scoundrel appearance, Xie Shiran's pretty face turned red, and she said softly: "Stinky boy, I think beautifully, ignore you." ”

Looking at the flush on Sister Xie's face and listening to Sister Xie's snort, Zhang Daguan had an urge to hug the goddess in his heart and fall in love, but fortunately, he still has a certain amount of self-control in this house, so he didn't take further action in front of so many people.

"That's right, when I was in line, I saw this "Central Director" sneakily doing bad things behind you, and I felt very angry, and dared to blaspheme the goddess in my mind in broad daylight, and this was repaid, so I took advantage of the opportunity to walk by his side and hit the point of life on his waist, and just like that, he fell to the ground unconsciously. That's it. The hymen, poked open, clicked through, it's not mysterious, is it Sister Xie? Zhang Zheng Laili said to Xie Shiran.

"Nonsense, that's called a layer of window paper, also, what virgin ......, also, what poke ......, it's really yours."

"Isn't it the same? You all need to poke it open, sister. ”

"Brother Zhang, when you speak, you should pay attention to the intonation of your voice, pay attention to the punctuation of each sentence, and don't pause, it sounds very awkward, you know?"

Xie Shiran is worthy of being a talented student in liberal arts, and she has studied the tone of speech and the punctuation and use of words, and she is more than enough to be a Chinese teacher of Zhang Daguan.

"Sister, I really don't know, let me give you an example."

"Like you just said about the place. This sentence of the hymen, "I have to poke it open, sister", there is a comma in the middle, if you read it correctly, you won't feel anything wrong, but if you omit that comma, it will become "you have to poke open sister", and then contact somewhere in front. Hymen, don't you think it's awkward? Xie Shiran patiently explained Chinese common sense to Zhang Zheng.

"Oh, you mean, if you don't read it correctly, it's going to be, "I'm going to poke my sister open. "Isn't it, I don't feel particularly awkward, it's smooth, and I'm willing." Zhang Zheng's ability to pretend to be stupid and mess around has been used again.

"Ahh Isn't that awkward? You, what would you want? ”

"Is that what you just said?"

"What?"

"It's just "stab my sister's place. Hymen: "Yikes." Zhang Zheng gritted his teeth and had the courage to say this extremely ambiguous sentence.

"You, you ball, I, I really ignore you"

"Okay sister, didn't I say it, you are the goddess in my mind, since you are a goddess, how can you blaspheme it casually, I just talk about the matter and discuss that sentence, you just give me 100 guts, I don't dare to say to my sister you, not to mention that your brother and I are actively asking for progress and striving to become a national cadre."

"You don't dare to be cold! By the way, do you really want to enter the official career as a national cadre? ”

"That's what I'll say, as for the future development, I'll decide after I get to Jinghua."

"When to go to Jinghua?"

"At the end of the month or the beginning of the month, Vice Premier Ding and several leaders of the ministry sent people many times to urge me to go to Jinghua quickly, and there were important things to discuss with me, so I was ready to go to Jinghua at the end of the month or the beginning of the month. Listening to you and Nana's accents, it should be a Jinghua person, if there is anything I need to do, just say it, I will definitely bow ......"

"Stop, do you want to do your best again, and then die, I said brother, are we going to do this?" Xie Shiran said.

"It's a gesture, it's a determination, and in short, it's a brother's heart."

"Okay, Sister Xinyi has received it. As for what I need your help with, I haven't thought about it yet, but it's hard to say later, so you need to be mentally prepared. ”

Sister Xie rest assured, paraphrase a lyric to express her brother's determination: Are you ready? Always be ready, Di Di Ta Di Di Ta Di Ta, for the sake of Sister Xie Xiao Nana, go forward bravely and do not run away. Whoever wants to underestimate it will be singled out, and promise to kill them all, and the future masters must be us, 502 and 501. ”

"Brother Zhang, is this the song "Always Ready", if the lyricist listens to it, he won't vomit blood. However, he is talented enough, and even the glue has become a lyric. ”

The two talked as they walked, and after a while, they returned to the community and went directly into Room 502 rented by Xie Shiran.

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