Chapter 862: The Fairy's Fart

Yang Jing was furious, his face was swollen red, and he pointed at Zhou Tian and scolded angrily: "You-"

"You fart, you've only heard of it, you haven't even seen it, and you haven't gotten any benefits from the Lotus Ping or the Kunlun Stone Stele, what's there to be proud of?" Zhou Tianman reprimanded disdainfully.

Zi Ruoyan, who had not spoken anything after appearing except for greeting, suddenly asked with some curiosity at this time: "Zhou Daoyou's statement is also novel, isn't it more admirable to know than not to know?" ”

"Yes, what the purple fairy said is reasonable, I will say that he is a dirt bun!" Yang Jing couldn't help but be overjoyed and extremely flattered when he saw that Zi Ruoyan actually helped him speak.

Zhou Tian's face did not change: "A very beautiful thing, people who don't know won't have any thoughts, and those who know will often think about it, but if you think about it and can't get it, it's not a kind of enjoyment, but a kind of torture." It's like the Purple Fairy, of course people who don't know the fairy and your peerless demeanor won't have any thoughts, but knowing that the male cultivators who have even seen the Purple Fairy are not a good thing for them, but a kind of torture, because they will miss the fairy because they have seen the Purple Fairy, they will miss the fairy unforgettable, they think about it day and night, but in the end, they can't even smell the fragrant fart of the Purple Fairy, isn't that a kind of torment? ”

"Phew, nonsense, you just let it go...... Put that ......" Zi Ruoyan didn't think that this man would dare to tease herself, she couldn't help but snort softly, and she stammered anymore, and she didn't know what the expression was on her face behind the veil, whether she was ashamed or annoyed, happy or angry.

Yang Jing was overjoyed in his heart, thinking that Zhou Tian must have offended the Purple Fairy by saying this, and was about to beat the snake with the stick and denounce Zhou Tian in order to win the favor of the Purple Fairy, but when he saw Zi Ruoyan's head drooping slightly, he didn't know if he disdained to worry about Zhou Tian or didn't want to care, while Xuanyuan Aolong, Cang Shi, and Yang Wushan looked like they agreed and forced a smile.

And the Demon Sect Demon Sect looked at Zhou Tian with adoring eyes, and secretly gave Zhou Tian a thumbs up, a master, a master, such a thing can actually pull the purple fairy's fragrant fart!

Moreover, Yang Jing soon found that he didn't know how to take over the topic: if he wanted to denounce Zhou Tian, he couldn't help but scold Zhou Tian for not blaspheming the purple fairy, and he shouldn't use the fairy's fragrant fart as a metaphor. But discussing the fairy's fart in public is itself a blasphemous act, how can he be so cheeky about this kind of thing?

Therefore, Yang Jing was silent.

Zhou Tian immediately looked at Zi Ruoyan with a smile and said: "Purple Fairy, don't be angry, I'm just joking, how can a peerless beauty like Purple Fairy fart indiscriminately, and even if she farts, it's not a blessing for vulgar people like Brother Yang to smell it, Purple Fairy, don't you say?" ”

Zi Ruoyan's head hung even lower, how dare she answer this bastard who doesn't play cards according to common sense at all - I don't know if it's Zhou Tian's luck or his sorrow, at this time, Zhou Tian is in the purple fairy's mind, at least he has been listed with the bastard.

"Haha, Brother Zhou is really a wonderful person, and his courage is fat enough, among the younger generation, you are the first and probably the last to ridicule the Purple Fairy like this, I think the Purple Fairy's impression of you must be deeper than all of us!" Xuanyuan Aolong saw that Zi Ruoyan didn't dare to make a sound, and immediately laughed without any image.

"This girl is really not simple, one sentence will ruin the image of the master!" Zhou Tian saw Zi Ruoyan look at him suspiciously, and secretly angered Xuanyuan Aolong, who looked heartless.

Xuanyuan Aolong seemed to be a very casual sentence, but he classified Zhou Tian into the ranks of men who wanted to attract the attention of beautiful women in an independent way, and it also alerted Zi Ruoyan: Zhou Tian's previous words and deeds were premeditated behaviors, and he wanted to use them to attract Zi Ruoyan's attention.

Xuanyuan Aolong just felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly said to Zhou Tian apologetically: "Brother Zhou, don't get me wrong, brother, I am a straightforward person, and I definitely have no intention of deliberately ruining your image in the heart of the Purple Fairy." ”

"It's not bad, it's broken!" Zhou Tian was secretly annoyed in his heart, but Xuanyuan Aolong's attitude seemed to be sincere without a trace of pretentiousness, and he had no way to really get angry, so he had to laugh and say: "What did Brother Xuanyuan say, I am a little person with small eyes, small nose and small body, what is my image?" No matter how much you look like it, you won't be able to get into the fairy eyes of the purple fairy. ”

However, this guy was also very depressed in his heart, because his previous actions were really aimed at attracting Zi Ruoyan's attention, like Zi Ruoyan, a fairy-like female cultivator, it is impossible for ordinary people to look at her, even if it is Xuanyuan Aolong, Cang Shi and other heroes, it is estimated that it will be difficult to gain her favor, if he wants to pull her into his camp, he must first attract her attention.

And for Zi Ruoyan, he is indeed a small person, a little person who has nothing to do, how can he get her attention? Handsome looks? Powerful cultivation? Fighting power against the sky? The charm of the king? It seems that in addition to his anti-heaven combat power and handsome appearance (of course, Zhou Tian's classmate is self-YY, when it comes to handsome appearance, at least Yang Jing, Yang Wushan and Dongye are much stronger than him, and even Cang Shi and Xuanyuan Aolong are not worse than him), he really has nothing to do.

Since he didn't have anything to do, he could only find another way, taking advantage of Zi Ruoyan's words, to inadvertently attract her attention with quirky remarks.

Originally, Zhou Tian's plan was very successful, but unfortunately it was finally broken by Xuanyuan Aolong, which ruined his good deeds.

But Zhou Tian really couldn't have a gap with Xuanyuan Aolong because of this, because he could see that in addition to himself, the five masters, including Xuanyuan Aolong, all had an unconcealed admiration for Zi Ruoyan - from a man's point of view, no man didn't want to ruin the plan of his rival to get close to his favorite goddess.

Liao Lao coughed and said impatiently: "Okay, the matter of you young people, wait for you to talk about it in private." Since Zhou Tian doesn't know about the lotus screen and the Kunlun stele, I will briefly talk about it here. The lotus screen is the treasure of Penglai Immortal Island, and it is a stone screen containing the natural way of heaven, from which those who are destined can get the opportunity to realize the Tao, which is of great benefit to the condensation of Xuandan;

"The Kunlun stele is similar to the lotus screen, the monk can also visit the Dao Yuan in front of the stele, the Kunlun stele is the treasure of the Kunlun Holy Land, this time the secret realm of the Spirit King is opened, the Kunlun Holy Land and Penglai Xiandao have brought these two treasures, and they are taken out as a reward for this mission, and it is also to benefit more future generations of geniuses, which is really a selfless act of the Grand Duke, and it is also a great opportunity for you."

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