Chapter 137: Fairy tales are all about deceiving children
"Do you know why Cinderella's story is a fairy tale?" The boy asked rhetorically.
"Because the ending is good?"
"No, because this story has no brains from beginning to end, and the characters are idiots, so they can only fool children!"
"Oh, I want to hear about it!"
"For example, Cinderella's stepmother, she can dress Cinderella ugly, dress up her two daughters, and go to the prince's ball, and the red flower also needs to be lined with green leaves, so that the prince will definitely not look at Cinderella, but will be impressed by her own daughter! Obviously, she doesn't understand such a simple truth, isn't she an idiot? Speaking of this, Chen Chufan paused and looked at the girl's reaction.
"Well, go on, it makes sense."
"Then I was talking about the prince, seeing a beautiful woman, dancing two dances, picking up a broken shoe, and not even saying a word, he fell in love with Cinderella, and it was obvious that this prince was either a nymphomaniac or a brain-dead. Can a woman be happy marrying such a man? In addition, this prince is really aggrieved, he has never seen a beautiful woman in his life, right? Chen Chufan continued to complain.
"Oh, is there anything else?" The girl nodded noncommittally and continued to ask.
"Are you talking about the two stupid pig-like sisters who were taught by that bad stepmother, cutting their toes and shaving their heels in order to marry a prince, is this something that a person with a bit of normal thinking can do?" Chen Chufan was a little chattering.
"You have a grudge against romance?"
"No, I just want to make one point. to explain the question. ”
"Oh? What is the truth? ”
"Since the story of Cinderella will always be just a fairy tale, then the story of Cinderella can definitely only be described in mythology, I am just a mortal, and I don't want to be a brainless character in a mythological story, so"
"So you don't think we're a good fit." The girl concluded with Chen Chufan's words.
"That's pretty much what it means!" Chen Chufan touched his head and smiled shyly, as if he was praising the girl's intelligence.
There was a long silence.
Finally the girl broke the silence. From this point of view, Chen Chufan is too bad at breaking the deadlock.
"If, I mean, you don't have that girlfriend in country Z, will you still perfunctory me with this obviously destructive rhetoric?" The girl naturally pulled a strand of hair that fell from her forehead behind her ear, and asked seemingly casually.
This was a sentence of conscience, which immediately made Chen Chufan speechless.
After a while, he said irresponsibly: "Who knows what happened?" ”
When Fauber arranged a car to take the two back to school. It was already past eight o'clock in the evening.
If you take away the nonsense with Su Xiuqing, Chen Chufan's mood is still very good. The day after tomorrow, he would have $100,000 in his account, something he would have never imagined a day ago. So the smile on his face never stopped along the way. The good mood lasted until he walked into his bedroom.
I just put my backpack on the sofa in the living room, and I haven't had time to stretch yet. He heard bad news.
The news was received from Josson, who was walking out of the bathroom.
"Chen, your friend Lu was beaten by the Japanese named Jiro Oda today, and I heard that he received several punches and nosebleeds. But that Japanese guy is in big trouble and will definitely be expelled from school! ”
"Lu Jia Oda Jiro hit? Why? Serious or not? Chen Chufan hurriedly asked.
"I don't know, I just came back and listened to the dormitory person next door!" Jossen shrugged his shoulders. Indicate that you don't know.
Although I have always liked to bully this little fat man of country Z, who is younger than his own senior brother. But Chen Chufan actually likes Lu Jia. In particular, Lu Jia is also the first Z country friend Chen Chufan met at the Julie School of Music, and the first friend of Z country, of course, he occupies a more important position in his heart.
"No, I can't. I've got to check it out! After speaking, Chen Chufan turned around and left the bedroom.
Qiao Sen watched Chen Chufan leave in a hurry, shrugged his shoulders, returned to his room, and sat down in front of his computer. I put on my headphones and turned on the must-play games of the day.
Qiuqiu, who no one paid attention to, poked his head out of the backpack that Chen Chufan casually threw on the sofa, and rushed in the direction of Chen Chufan's departure, "PAPA|" It seems that his bastard dad doesn't care about himself. Leaving alone and dissatisfied
Jiro Oda, who had just finished talking to home on the phone, stood in front of the windowsill of the dormitory with a gloomy face. From the moment he beat up that hateful Z man, he already knew the punishment that awaited him. He regretted it a little, but what he regretted was not that he beat someone, but that he regretted not beating Chen Chufan.
After spending two years at the academy and not getting a chance to perform for the student band, Jiro Oda was extremely disappointed in the school. He didn't want to stay here anymore. So it really doesn't matter if he's expelled from school or not. But he left like this, but he couldn't take revenge on the person he hated the most, which made Oda Jiro very unhappy.
Coincidentally, at this moment, Oda Jiro saw Chen Chufan's figure.
The windowsill of Odajiro's bedroom was facing the entrance of the entire dormitory, which made him clearly see Chen Chufan walking into the dormitory with a girl talking and laughing.
His mind moved again, and he decided to go to Chen Chufan and then provoke him. He knew that the fat man he beat today was this Chen Chufan's friend, and he decided to use his example as bait, as long as Chen Chufan beat him, then the final result would definitely be that he and Chen Chufan were both expelled from this school.
I didn't want to stay anymore, but Chen Chufan was different. I just participated in the performance of the student band and received high praise. He was expelled and lost a lot more than himself.
What's more, if he hits himself first, he can still fight back justifiably. Jiro Oda is confident in his skills. The grandfather who was born in the military has been strict with him since he was a child, whether it is studying or exercising, he has even learned judo, although it is only a second-level black belt, but he thinks it is more than enough to clean up an ordinary student.
Thinking of this, Jiro Oda made a sinister arc at the corner of his mouth, and then turned around and left the bedroom.
Before coming to Chen Chufan's bedroom, Oda Jiro directly pushed open the hidden door and walked into the room.
"Who!" The sound of the door opening that Oda Jiro did not deliberately conceal still alarmed Qiao Sen, who was playing in the room.
"What about Chen Chufan!?" Jiro Oda walked to the door of Qiao Sen's room and asked in a deep voice.
Qiao Sen turned his head suspiciously and glanced at the Japanese, and said in an unfriendly tone: "Go upstairs to Lu, the one who was beaten by you, why do you have something to do with him?" ”
Oda Erlang didn't care about Qiao Sen's tone, his mind at this time was on the extremely sinful Chen Chufan, after hearing that Chen Chufan was not in the bedroom, he turned around directly and prepared to leave, and cleaned up Chen Chufan in front of that fat man, which was also good.
It's just that Oda Erlang, who was just about to step up and continue to look for Chen Chufan, was attracted by the sound of Si Suo Suo from the sofa. At this time, Qiuqiu was struggling to get out of the gap in his backpack, but his bulging stomach became the biggest obstacle, and his smiling face was flushed, not to mention how aggrieved he looked
"Look what this is? Isn't that a cute ball? Ha, let me help you, cute little one! Jiro Oda walked to the sofa with a look of surprise.
Of course he recognized the pet. It's because of this four-like that he made a fool of himself in front of Emily. What's more, Chen Chufan still looks at it as a treasure. Is this heaven helping him get revenge on that hateful man?
Gently opening the backpack and holding the ball neck tightly in his hand, Oda Jiro unconsciously showed a weird smile on his face.
"Good, five million worth of babies, I'll take you to play a game, you'll love it!" Roughly lifting the poor little guy in front of him, and whispering this, Oda Jiro turned around and walked out the door.
Of course, the extremely psychic ball felt that something was wrong, and the four little claws were fluttering desperately, but it was only a week old, and its delicate physique could not resist the ill-intentioned man in front of him at all. was stuck in the neck, and even the screams he made were so delicate and weak that he couldn't even alarm Qiao Sen, who was playing a game not far away.
On the way back to the dormitory, Jiro Oda was still thinking proudly, I killed your favorite pet, I'm afraid you can't wait to do it to me, right?
He guessed the beginning, but he didn't think of the ending
"What's going on?" Chen Chufan looked at Lu Jia, who was bruised on the left side of his face and had a small cotton ball stuffed in his nose, and asked with concern.
"Damn, I was beaten by that little Japan." Lu Jia said with a gloomy face.
Those who should come to condolence have already been condoled, and only Chen Chufan and Huang Yuanyuan, who came back at the latest, came here to visit Lu Jia, who was a national treasure at this time.
Of course, Lu Jia's roommate Shen Bo has also been taking care of him.
"I know you were beaten by that Xiao Tian, why did you hit you!" Chen Chufan asked sullenly. At this time, the young man's mind had begun to turn some not very good thoughts.
"yes, why did you hit you? Usually that little Japan, although a little weird, has never gone crazy! Huang Yuanyuan looked puzzled.
"How do I know what kind of madness that little Japan is going on today, but I accidentally touched his shoulder on the road, and he dared to hit someone. He was expelled from school! Lu Jia said fiercely, but the bite was too heavy, and he accidentally pulled the wound at the corner of his mouth, and his painful face twitched, looking very strange.
Seeing that it was inconvenient for Lu Jia to continue talking, Shen Bo opened his mouth on the side and recounted what happened in the afternoon to the two people in front of him again.
"Then you're going to let him fight? Don't know how to fight back? After listening to Shen Bo's explanation of the cause and effect, Chen Chufan's temper came up.
"I won't!" Lu Jia said aggrievedly. (To be continued......)