"Mom!" Helen felt her mother hurt herself.

"Hell yes, you really haven't been touched by a man?" The president of Leda's logic company, she thinks that only girls who haven't been by men will feel the pain of being. Of course, if a woman who marries her husband or breastfeeds her children, there is no pain in this place? It doesn't hurt if I hit it with a two-hundred-pound hammer? It's really wrong.

"You haven't been by a man...... Lida whispered to her daughter Helen to show that her mother was wrong.

"Doesn't it hurt if you get it? Do you think you're going to be more disabled than a man? Bigger than all the men......" Helen burst into tears.

"Let my mother see, it's my mother who doesn't care about you, and always thinks that the mother and daughter are embarrassed." Leda said.

Helen listened to her mother's words, rolled up her corset, and made a big blush on the milk hat. Leda reached out and touched a few words and said, "Is this what I made red?" It's like what it is. I don't even remember if I was like this when I was your boy? It's like a vegetable rice drum and a goose bag.

Don't let a man get this thing, do you hear that? A man's hand is 10,000 times heavier than his mother's, and it hurts you a lot. Leda asked Helen to take a bow and snake shadow, so that when she saw the wine cup in the future, she would think that there would be snakes in it again, and she would never dare to drink and drive again.

"Mom, what if it's the man I like?" Helen really just grew a material at this time, with the body of a mature woman, but not the brain of a mature woman.

This sentence is a rabbit cold again, and the smarter the mother, the more unable to answer. Only a woman like Alexander's cicada can say in a swift way: No man can suffer!

Because a smart mother would think that this really can't kill a boatload of people with a bamboo pole. It's natural that hooligans can't suffer, and boyfriends can't wait until they're old to marry ghosts. Isn't this the heartache of being a mother?

Leda pretended to be coughing and walked out the door. The drizzle outside was still only hazy, just like the hearts of the two women at this time, which made people feel damp.

Suddenly thinking of something, Leda bent down and picked up a smaller stone to show off: "Helen, you turn your back, I'll cover the bowl." ”

"Mom, you don't have to change the stones, you can change the two bigger bowls. It's like a man or these two men. Wouldn't it be the same to change two big women? Helen put her way of thinking about otherness straight away.

"Come, you come to open the bowl, the big one is Zhanzhao." Leda said, covering the bowl.

"I'm 100% able to get to Zhanzhao, you just have to let me push my hand into the bowl." Helen said.

"Don't be clever. If you push the bowl, you will know how much space the bowl is, and you will come to the conclusion that there are many stones underneath the bowl. You're a Ph.D. in physics, and I'm a postdoc in physics. "The mother and daughter are of the same heart, just guess.

Hearing that her mother had broken her tricks, Helen suddenly turned around and hugged her mother's back and jerked her a few times. It's the first half of the dog's flowering. Mother Lida had no choice but to squat down, take off her hands and run to the door to look outside, see that there was no one near outside, and then look back at Helen's face, and the faces of both the mother and the girl were red like monkey butts.

"Look at me, Mom!" Helen circled around the two bowls three times, and suddenly reached out and lifted one of the bowls, and it was really a big stone inside: "Mom, I got Zhanzhao, this is not a fraud." I've spun around three times, and my head is knocking me out. ”

"It's changed from realism to fantasy, and you're still happy with an egg." Leda said with a smile.

"What do you mean by that, Mom?" Helen said unknowingly.

"At this time, Zhanzhao is Princess Xiangxiang's horse, and she deprives you of reality, so you can only fantasize. This is called fantasyism also. With that, Leda reached out and brushed her hair.

"Mom Ott, say Kaizi as a horse, what kind of ghost realism and fantasy are you talking about? It should be said that Zhanzhao is now the Kaizi of Princess Xiangxiang. You just say a 'mindlessness' and forget it. With that, Helen laughed and wet her pants.

From this mental scene, we can see two pure female wild rhinoceros, because they are full of spring grass, in order to digest faster. In the absence of a bull, it can only be temporarily allowed to play its sex, chasing each other in the bright sun, and fake indulgence is also pleasure.

Please don't take this paragraph as a scribble. When the child can't get a partner to play with, you, as an adult, have to throw your so-called honorific title and respect to the dog, don't be so tall, okay? Turning yourself into a little mentally retarded, playing with children and slowly enlightening some secret education in it, this is the emotional intelligence that will let children and groups live in the future, and it is more practical than IQ to be worth money.

When you've had enough, you'll naturally go back to quiet. Helen embroidered Zhanzhao's body without a single drawing. She was inspired by the image of David. The question is, Helen is still a sister's house in some ways, or to some extent, how can this man's raw X breed X device? Whether it is extremely large or extremely small, the physical memory is too vague. I was so shy at the time, and now I hate to be ashamed when I use it.

"Mom, I was embroidering Zhanzhao's eggs, and I was too shy to see it too clearly?" Helen was thinking of asking her mother to finger it.

"Are you embroidering his entity?" Lida's eyes were still embroidering for herself, and she only lowered her head and said.

"The ratio of height is about the same, but his number is difficult to figure out, I say size." Helen said.

"Just at the ratio of one thousandth of his body. (A man weighing two hundred pounds, his number is about the same in two or two, right?) Mom still bowed her head and said something else.

"Is that all?" Helen still asked uneasily.

"You're sketching anyway, don't call it really good, okay?"

"I don't think my mother thinks that maybe my embroidered image will be a blockbuster." Helen was thinking with her hands on her cheeks, and she came sideways, more violently than a blockbuster.

"Do you think you're going to be a blockbuster just working on eggs? Then you will embroider eggs too much than people. "Lida has been working hard to embroider her own Li Yuanfang, this is the artist, once she enters the creation, she wants to do it in one go.

Helen seemed to hear something in her mother's last sentence, although she couldn't embroider an egg bigger than a person, but it was always okay to expand the ratio a little. She almost embroidered Zhan Zhao into three legs, and this image was like an elephant drinking water with its head down, because it was a steep slope, and its nose had not yet touched the water.

Helen laughed to herself at the thought of this, and thought it was a little too exaggerated, she wanted to change it to the size of a cucumber, but it was already the same again. It doesn't matter if you toss around, your mother will scold, it's a waste of fabric and embroidery thread. Can you just let it go on like this and call it the man of dreams?

For a long time, my mother had embroidered her Li Yuanfang so that it could be said that there was only one tail left, so she came to her daughter Helen and watched quietly, silently, watching Helen embroider this line of words. Hearing her mother's exhalation, Helen raised her head to see her mother's face.

"If there is no text title, you embroidered ghost can understand it, and you can't come back to your senses for a while, and you really think that this man has three legs and feet. Embroider it into a flip skin, the head is too little, you really haven't seen a man's number? Lida's mother said seriously.

Helen raised her head to look at her mother and smiled, shook her head slightly and then nodded, because her mother's question could mean that she really hadn't read it. Nodding can also mean the same as not having seen it, for example, the mother asks no, and the daughter nods and answers no. Helen can also have a meaning: to see is to see, but if it is used to create, she lacks experience or a lot of understanding.

(You don't believe it, a man or woman who has never been married, even if she is made to give birth to a baby by a hooligan, will be very unfamiliar with this thing, or she has never even seen it, and she was frightened at the time, isn't it?) Once I asked a good friend of mine, he was a painter, and I asked him if he could draw the whole birth process of a girl? From what it was like to be under a year old, an image at a year old, to sixteen years old, he said yes.

At this point, I dare say he's called B. Guess this is true? Of course you can fool people, otherwise where would you see these sixteen real models? Do you dare to steal the bathhouse? I can't see it either, this thing won't be obvious to you. You're going to finish this set of oil paintings, that's almost a dead knot between the ages of six and thirteen, the estimated size, the estimated color, it's fake.

Is there such a set of oil paintings in the world? This is a hooligan again? The universe has to be explored, and this own body is a hooligan? This task is to be completed by a female painter, but she must have a daughter of her own, otherwise she will not be able to capture her goods after the age of five or six? Fuck you B author. ）

"Embroider his eyes, this must be in a special place, he may be peeking at a beautiful woman taking a bath......" said Mom.

"Laughing to death, my mother saw the title when she saw it, this is just an illusion, it is the man in the girl's dream. Do you still think that he is really peeking at women taking baths, and hormones are like urea to make him grow so much? I embroidered his eyes as blind, which is even more convincing. Helen stood up and laughed.

"You're ridiculous! Maybe, maybe you'll embroider a transcendent masterpiece in the future. God has given you space to imagine, so you can fly freely, and I only hope that your sky will always be blue. Mom smiled helplessly and walked away.

Hearing a voice coming this way outside, Leda first thought of it and said, "Helen, put away your unsightly ghost picture, someone is coming outside......"

When Lida came out to take a look, she couldn't help but shudder in her heart, it was him who came...... (To be continued.) )