Chapter 261: Unlucky Scout
Shen Han thought to himself that he still had to leave some affection for others, but he didn't leave any affection at all, he really deserved to be the most poisonous woman's heart.
Shen Han hurriedly said haha: "I also want to take more, but they only have these five pairs of Adidas shoes there are real, and the others are fake, why do you let me take so many fakes?" I don't have that many hands! ”
In fact, there are a total of ten pairs of genuine goods in the store to support the façade, and he deliberately left five pairs, which is also regarded as the last savings for the store pù.
"Huh? So big a shop pù, only five pairs really? They're too much, aren't they? ”
Kong Bing'er half-opened her mouth and said in surprise, this does not seem to appear at all in the capital, after all, the living standards of the people in the capital are much higher than here, and there are very few fake goods in those specialty stores.
Zhang Ming's face was a little indestructible, as if he was inferior in Binhai City, and hurriedly defended: "This is also an occasional thing, these shops naturally like to pass off fake as real in order to make money, it's really hateful, but the retail price is the same, it's really embarrassing for us Binhai people!" ”
Kong Bing'er snorted, and Li didn't pay attention to him.
"Who are those dog men and women today? I was able to find people from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, damn it, we were able to lose five pairs of shoes, but fortunately they were all fakes, otherwise, we would have to die! ”
The shopkeeper chattered inappropriately, and was almost about to curse. I thought that when I met a little fat sheep, who knew that it was a man-eating tiger, how could this make him feel better?
"Boss, I saw that the identities of those two people were not simple, and I didn't expect that there really was a background!"
The shop guy couldn't help but echo, but he secretly laughed in his heart, he was still frustrated with his loss of a little improvement just now, but when he saw the boss's loss, his heart suddenly became much more balanced.
"You already knew, you already knew why you didn't sue me?"
The owner of the shop directly slapped him, turned the yard of the shop guy three hundred and sixty times, and almost fell to the ground.
"This, this, I just said, but you don't listen!"
The shopkeeper said with an aggrieved face.
"Don't talk nonsense here, go check and check, what are the five pairs of shoes that kid took away?"
The owner of the shop waved his hand very unhappily, and he didn't bother to look at him.
The shopkeeper was indignant in his heart, but he didn't dare to say anything, so he could only carefully check which five pairs of shoes were taken away by Shen Han, but his face soon changed greatly, and he shouted loudly: "Old wrench, we, we're finished......"
"What? What's the end? ”
The shopkeeper asked with a stunned face.
"He took away five pairs of genuine goods, not fakes, this time, we really lost a lot!"
The shopkeeper's face was a little pale.
"Poof!"
The shopkeeper felt that the sky was spinning, and there were a few more little stars in front of him, and he fainted directly to the ground.
Five pairs of shoes, the purchase price alone is more than 3,000 yuan, plus the banknotes stuffed by myself to those personnel of the industrial and commercial bureau, there are more than 4,000 yuan, how many pairs of shoes do I have to sell to earn back?
"Okay, okay, why don't you just let you go around with me, look at your sad faces, as if I forced you to do something!"
Four hours later, Shen Han, Kong Bing'er and Zhang Ming were sitting in the café drinking coffee, and Kong Bing'er muttered to the two of them with a cold face. Other men wanted to be with her every day, but these two people were like seeing ghosts, and they wanted to be separated from them immediately, which really made her feel uncomfortable.
"My legs are shaking, is this playing? This is a sin, I don't want to go, I just sit here for three days and three nights, and I will never leave! ”
Zhang Ming wanted to cry without tears, he knew this, and he didn't come with them when he killed himself.
Shen Han also looked at Zhang Ming with a sympathetic expression, he was tired like this, he estimated that he was even worse than himself, he had to slip away just now, and only left Zhang Ming by Kong Bing'er's side.
"Miss, you are really beautiful and moving, with an angelic appearance and a devilish figure, and an excellent temperament, why don't you join our Tianxing Entertainment Company, I will make you a top star!"
At this moment, a middle-aged man in his forties came over in a daze.
Shen Han and Zhang Ming were both slightly stunned, and immediately understood that this person was the so-called talent scout, specifically looking for some people to be actors, of course, I am afraid that everyone on earth knows the catty in it. Was this man kicked in the head by a donkey? Let the daughter of the mayor of Beijing become a big star?
They all put on a good show and looked at Kong Bing'er happily.
Kong Bing'er glanced at the middle-aged man in front of her, and couldn't help but feel a wave of disgust in her heart.
The other party is too ugly, right? It's the same as the six immortals of Peach Valley, and the old yellow and black face is simply a dry and painful Nanpi, and he stares at his chest in a daze, if it weren't for the fact that this is a public place, I'm afraid he would have swallowed himself alive in his stomach.
"Ah, help-" Kong Bing'er let out a piercing scream, and then kicked over, the old face had already floated towards his distance, and then he heard a "bang" sound, a coffee table was smashed to the ground by him, and the two cups of coffee on the table were poured directly on his face, making him scream like a beast in pain, covering his face with his hands, lying on the ground, turning over and over and twitching.
How could the young man and woman who were sitting there drinking coffee have thought that such a thing would happen? They all jumped up in fright, and saw coffee poured on his face, which was even more terrifying than Yaksha, which added a bit of hideousness, and made the woman who could be compared to Sister Fleur scream in an earth-shattering voice: "Someone, there's a ghost-"
The man who was with her was a delicate man, no more than 1.70 meters tall, wearing a pair of glasses, looking polite, like a scholar. He used his body to block his girlfriend, while holding his glasses, he squatted down, glanced at the scout, pondered for a while, and then spoke: "My dear, I can assure you, this is definitely not a ghost, a ghost will not break out in broad daylight, based on my inferences over the years, he is just an atavistic phenomenon, although he looks a little scary, but he is a human being!" ”
"Bang dang!"
Shen Han and Zhang Ming were crooked and fell directly to the ground.
There are really such lovely men in this world, and they are really superb.
The "Sister Furong" chubby face became extremely pale, without any blood, trembling behind her beloved man, and shouted in a trembling voice: "He, he, he's not a ghost?" Why is it so scary? I, I thought it was the ghosts in those ghost movies that ran out and didn't scare people! ”
The man stood up and replied very affirmatively: "My dear, don't worry, he is definitely not a ghost, he is a human being, but a man like him is really pathetic, it is not his fault that he looks ugly, but it is his fault to be scary, and he doesn't know how to pay attention, in case he frightens the child, what should he do?" Even if you can't frighten the children, frighten the flowers and plants on both sides of the street, that's a sin! ”
I didn't expect him to be so good, even better than Mr. Storyteller.
Shen Han and Zhang Ming had already had several black lines on their foreheads.
I originally thought that Tang Seng in "Journey to the West" was good enough, but now looking at this man, I feel that Tang Seng is really cute, and he is really a good person.
When he came back to his senses, he heard the pair of men and women chattering non-stop, saying that they were disgusting, as if they were more ugly than the pigs in the pigsty, which made him tremble all over his body, jumped up from the ground, waved his fists angrily, and shouted at the top of his voice: "What did you say? Dare to say that about me, I fought with you! ”
The man was startled, hurriedly took two steps back, and shouted, "What are you going to do?" The gentleman doesn't do anything, we are all civilized people, we can't do it casually, otherwise, I will call the police and let the police arrest you! ”
He opened his hands and wanted to put on a fighting pose, but thinking that he had never fought since he was a child, he could only grab a coffee cup and hold it in front of his chest.
When the "Sister Furong" saw that her man was threatened, and knew that the man was not a ghost or some terrifying animal, her courage suddenly grew, and she strode out from behind, and shouted in a rough voice: "What did you say? Want to fight with us? Come on, the old lady is afraid that you won't make it? ”
She rolled up her sleeves and put on a desperate posture.
When the scout saw the other party's five big and three thick appearances, his face turned pale with fright, his legs trembled, and he almost sat on the ground.
Is this still a woman? No matter how you look at it, it looks like an African gorilla.
He usually just relies on his position to play with a few chicks and enjoy the pleasure brought to him by various chicks, but where have you ever seen such a formation?
Not to mention fighting, people can fan themselves out dozens of meters away with just one arm. He finally gritted his teeth and glanced at Kong Bing'er again, but when he saw that the other party didn't look at him, he could only leave two wolf words in a gloomy manner, and turned around to leave the café.
"This gentleman, you just broke our table, look at the price......"
A waitress had blocked his way, with a bright smile on her face and a beautiful voice that made her angry.
"I'll pay for it!"
The scout almost vomited blood, but in full view of everyone here, he couldn't do anything else, so he could only knock out his teeth, swallow it in his stomach, take out a few hundred dollars from his pocket, and stuff it into the waitress.
"You knocked out all our coffee, how do you count?"
The "Sister Fleur" also exclaimed angrily.
"This, this, I, I will also pay!"
The scout saw that he looked like a fierce god, and he didn't even have the ability to resist at all, so he could only nod fiercely, took out a few hundred dollars, stuffed them into the other party, and then retreated in a gloomy manner.
Shen Han and Zhang Ming both widened their eyes, they didn't expect Kong Bing'er's kick to cause such a chain reaction, and they couldn't help but give him a thumbs up and said, "Count you amazing!" ”
Kong Bing'er shook her little head even more proudly, and said with a smile: "Just like him, he dares to come to me, he deserves to kick him to death, don't be stunned, hurry up and drink coffee, we will continue to shop later!" ”
"Bang dang!"
Several of them trembled violently and fell directly to the ground.
How could the other party's energy and rest be so abundant? It's just like the Ji Qì people, both of them feel that their two calves only tremble, and they are afraid that if they continue to walk, they will have polio or something like that.
"Bing'er, forget to tell you one thing, I'm still working now, if I don't rush back, this month's salary will be deducted, so let the fat man accompany you in a while!"
Shen Han pretended to say.
"Huh? I? Rub, boss, you're too unrighteous," Zhang Ming immediately shouted at the top of his throat, "I'm also busy, I made a chick's belly bigger, and I'll accompany her to the hospital in a while, this is a matter of human life, and it can't be delayed!" ”
A cold sweat broke out on the foreheads of everyone else in the café.
This guy is too shameless, isn't it? It's really tough enough to find excuses like this.
Kong Bing'er exclaimed angrily, "You two are too much, right?" People finally came once, and they wanted you to play with me, but you actually had an excuse in the east and an excuse in the west, and you didn't even have the most basic politeness, it's so hateful, I ignore you! ”
She deliberately pinned her little face to the side and didn't look at the two of them.
"Basic politeness? But I can't walk! ”
Zhang Ming muttered in a very aggrieved whisper.
Shen Han gently patted the other party's shoulder and comforted: "It's okay, hold on for a while until your legs are completely numb, then it's okay, I fully support you mentally!" ”
"Boss, you ......" Zhang Ming almost vomited blood.
"This beautiful young lady, our people frightened you just now, and I am here to express my deep apologies to you!"
At this moment, a gentle voice sounded next to them, and they followed the sound, only to see a young man in his twenties looking at Kong Bing'er with a smile. He was wearing a snow-white suit, looking particularly energetic and magnificent, as if he was a rich boy, giving people a feeling of wealth and compelling.
Kong Bing'er turned her head, glanced at the other party, nodded slightly, and said, "You are much better looking than the six immortals of Peach Valley just now!" ”
The corners of the boy's mouth twitched slightly, and he almost fainted.
The Six Immortals of Peach Valley? Much better? I'm afraid this is the most awesome evaluation I've ever heard.
He was almost about to collapse, but he still barely restrained his feelings, and smiled slightly: "Thank you Miss for your compliment, it's really a great honor, but I don't know if Miss is interested in joining our Tianxing Entertainment Company?" I can assure you that within three years, you will become a world-class star! ”
This time, he took a fancy to such a beautiful chick as Kong Bing'er, hoping to use the star dream to get his own company, so that he could use the unspoken rules to make the other party surrender to him, and play with it as he pleased, who knew that the orange peel face ruined his own big thing, which made him have to go out in person, hoping to grasp such a beautiful chick.
"A world-class star? This seems very tempting! ”
Kong Bing'er half-tilted her head, as if she was a little moved.
"That's natural, you can think about it, every time you go out, a lot of fans, fans are calling your name loudly, how beautiful it will be? That kind of life is not something that ordinary people can do! ”
The boy saw that the other party was about to take the bait, and hurriedly trumpeted many benefits.
"But can I make a movie too?"
Kong Bing'er asked rhetorically.
"That's nature, with us awesome to you, that's no problem!"
The boy nodded vigorously.
"Since you said I would become a big star, then my salary will not be low, right? Give me at least five million for a movie, otherwise, don't even think about it! ”
Kong Bing'er immediately laughed.
"Five million?"
That boy is almost crazy.
Does she think she is a big star like Gong Li and Maggie Cheung?
That boy is not a local in the first place, this time he wants to come to this small place to see if there are any beautiful chicks, so he can mess around under the pretext of being a star, after all, he thinks that women in a small place like Binhai City are best deceived, as long as they give an unsightly little role in the TV series, they can be happy half to death. But I didn't expect to meet such a woman, the opening is five million, if my company can casually smash out an actress with a salary of five million, then wouldn't my company be trampled on?
"What? Isn't it possible? I thought it was such a great company, but it turned out that there was nothing remarkable! ”
Kong Bing'er pouted, muttered a little dissatisfied, and then stood up, ready to leave here.
Shen Han and Zhang Ming both snickered, secretly despising this boy and brother idiot, where could they not see that Kong Bing'er was scolding him? Thinking about Kong Bing'er's identity, is she the kind of woman who is willing to sell herself in order to be a little star?
"Hey, miss, wait a minute, it's all negotiable!"
When the boy saw that Kong Bing'er was leaving, he hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed the other party's left wrist, only to feel that his hand was delicate and silky, like a baby's skin, which made him almost scream.
His grandmother's, this little girl's skin is really well maintained, such a chick, Lao Tzu wants it.
The only smile on Kong Bing'er's face immediately froze, but she turned around suddenly, kicked up with her right foot, and slammed towards the crotch of the other party's pants.
"Huh? Woo woo...... "The boy felt a sharp pain surging up like a tide, making him hold his crotch with both hands, jumping up and down, and even tears were about to flow out.
Kong Bing'er pursed her lips with disdain, and snorted: "Even if you are a kind of garbage, you dare to touch me, if I touch you again, next time I will cut that thing and feed it to the dog!" ”
Her little face was slightly red, it seemed that except for Shen Han, a bastard, no man had touched her, which was really hateful.
The corners of Zhang Ming's mouth twitched slightly, his face was a little pale, and he felt very fortunate in his heart.
Although he often quarrels with the other party and has been ravaged by the other party several times, he seems to be quite lucky compared to this son-in-law, after all, he has not hurt the fatal place.
That boy brother is in pain now, and he can't even say a word, so he can only stare at them viciously, his eyes blazing.
Kong Bing'er grabbed Shen Han's arm very casually, walked towards the door of the café, and snorted lightly: "It's so ugly, you still want to seduce me to be a star, cut, it's not as good-looking as my boyfriend, you better have plastic surgery first, and then seduce other women, at least like those cream students in Goryeo!" ”
She didn't even look at each other, and walked out of the café directly with Shen Han, leaving several pairs of laughing guests.
"Creamy Raw?"
Shen Han pondered this sentence for a moment and touched his face, is he a bit like a cream student?
"Ouch, why are you touching your face?"
Kong Bing'er snorted, laughed out loud, tilted her delicate head, looked at him and said, "I thought you were average-looking, but now it seems that you are quite handsome and quite manly!" ”
"Flutter!"
Zhang Ming laughed wildly while holding his stomach.
"Dead fatty, what are you laughing at? Look at you, a body of fat, like a ball! ”
Kong Bing'er glared at him fiercely.
"You ......"
Zhang Ming was angry, thinking of the other party's terrifying kick just now, he couldn't help but shudder, obediently lowered his head, and didn't dare to say a word.
The corners of Shen Han's mouth also turned up slightly, and he almost squirted out.
I was really lucky to be able to meet such a superb beauty as Kong Bing'er.
"It's them, beat them to death, they dare to beat me Zhang Shao, I don't think they want to live anymore!" My company can casually smash out an actress with a salary of 5 million, so won't my company be trampled on?
"What? Isn't it possible? I thought it was such a great company, but it turned out that there was nothing remarkable! ”
Kong Bing'er pouted, muttered a little dissatisfied, and then stood up, ready to leave here.
Shen Han and Zhang Ming both snickered, secretly despising this boy and brother idiot, where could they not see that Kong Bing'er was scolding him? Thinking about Kong Bing'er's identity, is she the kind of woman who is willing to sell herself in order to be a little star?
"Hey, miss, wait a minute, it's all negotiable!"
When the boy saw that Kong Bing'er was leaving, he hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed the other party's left wrist, only to feel that his hand was delicate and silky, like a baby's skin, which made him almost scream.
His grandmother's, this little girl's skin is really well maintained, such a chick, Lao Tzu wants it.
The only smile on Kong Bing'er's face immediately froze, but she turned around suddenly, kicked up with her right foot, and slammed towards the crotch of the other party's pants.
"Huh? Woo woo...... "The boy felt a sharp pain surging up like a tide, making him hold his crotch with both hands, jumping up and down, and even tears were about to flow out.
Kong Bing'er pursed her lips with disdain, and snorted: "Even if you are a kind of garbage, you dare to touch me, if I touch you again, next time I will cut that thing and feed it to the dog!" ”
Her little face was slightly red, it seemed that except for Shen Han, a bastard, no man had touched her, which was really hateful.
The corners of Zhang Ming's mouth twitched slightly, his face was a little pale, and he felt very fortunate in his heart.
Although he often quarrels with the other party and has been ravaged by the other party several times, he seems to be quite lucky compared to this son-in-law, after all, he has not hurt the fatal place.
That boy brother is in pain now, and he can't even say a word, so he can only stare at them viciously, his eyes blazing.
Kong Bing'er grabbed Shen Han's arm very casually, walked towards the door of the café, and snorted lightly: "It's so ugly, you still want to seduce me to be a star, cut, it's not as good-looking as my boyfriend, you better have plastic surgery first, and then seduce other women, at least like those cream students in Goryeo!" ”
She didn't even look at each other, and walked out of the café directly with Shen Han, leaving several pairs of laughing guests.
"Creamy Raw?"
Shen Han pondered this sentence for a moment and touched his face, is he a bit like a cream student?
"Ouch, why are you touching your face?"
Kong Bing'er snorted, laughed out loud, tilted her delicate head, looked at him and said, "I thought you were average-looking, but now it seems that you are quite handsome and quite manly!" ”
"Flutter!"
Zhang Ming laughed wildly while holding his stomach.
"Dead fatty, what are you laughing at? Look at you, a body of fat, like a ball! ”
Kong Bing'er glared at him fiercely.
"You ......"
Zhang Ming was angry, thinking of the other party's terrifying kick just now, he couldn't help but shudder, obediently lowered his head, and didn't dare to say a word.
The corners of Shen Han's mouth also turned up slightly, and he almost squirted out.
I was really lucky to be able to meet such a superb beauty as Kong Bing'er.
"It's them, beat them to death, they dare to beat me Zhang Shao, I don't think they want to live anymore!"