Chapter 051: Brother, Your Life Is Miserable!
ps: belated update, I can only say sorry to the brothers, please forgive me!
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However, if he could, Xiao Yunfei didn't mind someone taking his place, but this was obviously unrealistic.
And the whole process happened between the lightning and flint, so that people didn't have time to react at all, and when everyone came back to their senses, there was already a scene like this.
"I'll admit that my thighs are very comfortable, and I don't mind if you want to lie on your stomach a little longer." Although Xiao Yunfei enjoyed the wonderful feeling brought by the 36D 'murder weapon', how could he be the kind of person who took advantage of the plane to get stuck in the oil.
Xu Jinglei was also stunned by this sudden change, and when she heard Xiao Yunfei's words, she came back to her senses and noticed that she was lying on Xiao Yunfei's lap like this.
What's even worse is that the little white rabbit on her side is exactly pressed against Xiao Yunfei, and she can even feel that the thing is restlessly holding up against her little white rabbit, and an electric sensation spreads from her crisp chest all over her body.
"Huh!"
Xu Jinglei's whole pretty face was immediately flushed, and in a hurry, her hands wanted to support her body, but who knew that her right hand was so good that it happened to be mixed with Xiao Yunfei's life, and she stood up all of a sudden when she pressed it hard.
However, this is a bitter little brother of Xiao Yunfei, who has just escaped from the clutches of a little white rabbit, and immediately ushered in a heavy blow like Mount Tai's crush, not only did not wither, but the stronger it was, the stronger it was to hold up a dazzling small tent.
Brother, your life is miserable!
Xiao Yunfei felt the change in his little brother, and secretly screamed in his heart, this benefit was not taken, and the root of his life was almost lost under the claws of that devil, and his little brother was so miserable.
As soon as Xu Jinglei stood up, her eyes immediately came into contact with the small tent under Xiao Yunfei, and her pretty face was as red as a drop of blood, but when she remembered that her little white rabbit was ruined by this thing just now, she couldn't wait to chop off that hateful thing with a kitchen knife and feed it to the dog!
"Senior Sister Xu, are you okay?" Liu Ming was dumbfounded when he saw Xu Jinglei about to shoot just now, but now when he saw Xu Jinglei standing up, he immediately stepped forward and asked with concern.
"I'm fine." Xu Jinglei shook her head, but the flush on her face was long, and her delicate appearance made Liu Ming look a little stupid.
After Xu Jinglei said this, she didn't pay attention to Liu Ming on the side, and stared at Xiao Yunfei with a pair of beautiful eyes, only to see that he didn't know when he had lifted Erlang's legs and pressed down the dazzling small tent.
Even if this bastard still has some shame, otherwise he would have chopped up that hateful thing and fed it to the dogs! With a secret voice in her heart, Xu Jinglei looked at Xiao Yunfei playing with her own gun, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but hook a tempting arc, and said: "Now I announce that you are officially arrested, and you are suspected of robbing a police officer with a gun!" ”
"Damn! Your surname is Laide, and Laide is Lai! Grab a police gun? You're just suing me for an indecent officer! When Xiao Yunfei heard this, he immediately scolded, such a big basin, this chick really dared to deduct him, no wonder others say that women are crazy, it is more terrible than anything else!
"If you don't remind me, I really forgot, and now I'm suing you for one more charge of indecent assault." Xu Jinglei naturally wouldn't be polite to Xiao Yunfei about this, anyway, he asked her to sue, if she doesn't confess, she can't fight for justice for herself.
"I'm x**...%^$%#" Xiao Yunfei immediately cursed angrily for a while, and directly threw the gun back in his hand, and said, "Give it back to you, I'm too lazy to worry about a mad dog!" ”
"Who do you say is a mad dog?" As soon as Xu Jinglei took the gun, she immediately shouted angrily.
"Whoever answers, I will say whomever I want." Xiao Yunfei shrugged her shoulders, this woman has big breasts but no brains, she has already said it clearly enough just now, she still came to answer, isn't this obviously looking for scolding.
"You ......" Xu Jinglei was so angry that her lungs were about to explode, the bastard in front of her didn't take her as a policeman in her eyes from beginning to end, and gritted her teeth and said: "Okay!" Good! The old lady is fighting this police uniform today, and she will arrest you to the bureau for a clear trial! ”
"Neurotic! Lao Tzu has no time to play with you! Saying that, Xiao Yunfei patted Huang Qiming on the shoulder, and the person immediately turned around and ran, this met a mad dog, and he was bitten and lost his skin, so he was too lazy to play with her, or thirty-six plans to go!
"Don't run! I shot while running! ”
Xu Jinglei saw Xiao Yunfei suddenly turn around and run, and immediately raised her gun and shouted loudly, but Xiao Yunfei continued to run forward without hearing it.
"I said, officer, you need to have bullets in the gun to shoot this time." Zhao Hu looked at Xu Jinglei at this time and said.
Hearing this, Xu Jinglei couldn't help but be stunned, turned her head to look, and saw that there was a bunch of bullets on the table at some point.
Damn it!
It must be that bastard who doesn't know when all the bullets on his gun are gone!
"Liu Ming, you help me put away those bullets, I'll catch that damn guy!" Saying that, Xu Jinglei had already chased out in the direction that Xiao Yunfei had just left.
When Huang Qiming and the others saw that, they shook their heads a little funny, then stood up and left quietly.
If Xu Jinglei can catch up, they will immediately write their names upside down!
Indeed, after Xu Jinglei chased for ten minutes, Xiao Yunfei was completely lost on the street, and she was so angry that she stomped her feet, so she had to turn around and walk back to the food stall.
"Did Senior Sister catch up with someone?" As soon as Liu Ming saw Xu Jinglei coming back, he immediately greeted him and asked.
Xu Jinglei shook her head, and continued, "Those three people who were with that bastard just now?" ”
"They ...... back"
Liu Ming subconsciously pointed to the table where Xiao Yunfei and the others were sitting just now, and saw that there were still people at the table, even the things were cleaned up, if it weren't for the lack of a piece in the corner of the table, it would be as if he had never sat there.
"Damn! Why don't you keep an eye on them? Xu Jinglei scolded angrily.
"This, senior sister, you just told me to put away the bullets, but you didn't ask me to watch people." Liu Ming scratched his hair, and said with a bitter face.
When Xu Jinglei heard this, she was even more angry, but she couldn't blame Liu Ming, who told her not to explain clearly.
"Alright, let's go back." Xu Jinglei spit out, and walked forward directly.
When Liu Ming saw this, he immediately chased after him, and said flatteringly: "Senior sister, after returning to the police station, we will immediately issue a wanted warrant for the kid just now, I believe he can't escape!" ”
"Wanted?" Xu Jinglei couldn't help but laugh and said, "Then let me ask you, what law did he violate?" ”
"Grab the police gun!" Liu Ming shouted without thinking.
Hearing this, Xu Jinglei was really a little speechless, and said angrily: "You don't want to think about what happened just now, is that kind of crime convicted?" After speaking, he ignored Liu Ming and continued to walk forward.
Xu Jinglei knew very well in her heart that if she really wanted to sue Xiao Yunfei for snatching a police gun, it would be completely untenable, the previous thing was completely that she impulsively pointed a gun at the other party's head, and in front of so many people, if she was known by the superiors, she might be dismissed from her post immediately.
The reason why he falsely accused Xiao Yunfei like this before was completely to come up with a bad breath in his heart, which made him suffer, but I didn't expect this guy to not eat her at all!!
And now recalling her impulsiveness just now, Xu Jinglei also has an indescribable depression in her heart, and the corners of her mouth can't help but have a wry smile, thinking: Maybe that guy is right, with his impulsive surname, he is really not suitable to be a policeman...... [bookid=2580921,bookname="Tianwu Shenjue"];