Chapter 34: The God of Fortune Who Makes Foxes Despair
To live is to face countless kinds of trials.
For example, this bowl of bitter gourd noodles in front of you.
"Whew......"
After the noodles were ready to be served on the table, Li Yin had just sat down and was about to challenge his life, when the familiar little fox squatted at his feet and snorted at Li Yin with a disappointed face.
Li Yin couldn't understand its fox language, but he could read its meaning.
It saw that Li Yin was eating, and it seemed that he was also hungry.
Li Yin showed a rare sly smile, there was a tea bowl on the table, he took one casually, and put a long noodle in it.
The low body was placed on the ground, right in front of the little fox.
When the little fox saw the noodles, he stared at them for a while, probably thinking that it was a little little, and he scolded this person in his heart, and lowered his head to eat it.
In the mouth, there is a softness and firmness, accompanied by a faint bitter taste.
Slowly, the bitter taste spread in the taste buds, and the little fox's face was a little ugly.
Spit out the noodles that he hadn't swallowed, turned his head to see Li Yin's legs, and opened his mouth to bite them.
"Eh, don't move your mouth, you're eating the same thing, why are you biting me!" Li Yin was startled by its actions, his legs raised high, and his posture was extremely embarrassed.
But the fox's fangs weren't joking with him, and Li Yin said again: "Okay, okay, you guy, you still have so many requirements for eating and drinking." ”
With that, he stood up and walked to the kitchen.
He poured a glass of goat's milk and brought it back.
If you don't eat noodles, goat's milk will always work, right?
But when the fox saw the goat's milk, he licked it, but he stopped eating it.
Bite?
Doesn't that satisfy you?
Could it be that this fox used to grow up eating gold bricks.
Being watched by it, Li Yin was a little panicked, forget it, the visitor was a guest, he put the goat's milk in the microwave and heated it up, and the other party ate it with satisfaction.
Li Yin suddenly remembered that there seemed to be some cereal in his cabinet, so he ran to grab a handful, took it back and put it in the bowl.
The little fox had a look on his face that you knew very well.
Li Yin said: "Fortunately, you met me, and you will be beaten to death if you go to someone else's house." ”
But the little fox was obviously very dismissive of his words, and ate happily to himself.
Halfway through Li Yin's noodles, the little fox had already finished eating.
With a look of unfinished business, Li Yin said decisively this time: "No, I am a commodity, used to sell, and you don't give me money." ”
It's true that he is a god of good fortune, but you can just have a meal of food and clothing, and you need another bowl?
The little fox bites when he makes a gesture!
Li Yin ran to warm the milk again.
"That's enough this time. ”
continued to eat noodles, although it was bitter, but Li Yin ate it with relish.
This made the little fox who had just tasted bitter gourd noodles still surprised, it thought that it was Li Yin who used it to frame himself, but he didn't expect him to actually eat it.
This person, in a sense, is so strong.
As everyone knows, Li Yin has experienced more ups and downs on the road of chasing noodles than he imagined.
Ice cream noodles, I wonder if you have ever tasted it?
Mixed noodles with lard, I don't know if you have imagined?
Not much to say, Li Yin has eaten them all.
When the shop was closed, the little fox didn't plan to leave at all, it seemed to have taken a fancy to the chair in Li Yin's bar, because there was a soft cushion on it, colorful and stuffed with cotton, which was made by Li Yin's grandmother.
Before going to bed, Li Yin poured water on the black wooden cane and poured a bowl of water for the little fox.
"If you're thirsty at night, drink this, don't go through the table. ”
After Li Yin finished speaking, he went to sleep exhausted.
Lights.
The white fox transformed into the appearance of a human woman, she touched her belly, frowned, and said, "Just like that, I don't lose weight, see if there is anything delicious." ”
She quietly opened Li Yin's refrigerator, and then her beautiful and moving face was replaced by shock.
The noodles are all noodles, all kinds of noodles, neatly arranged, except for a bundle of ham sausages.
Helplessly, he took one out of it and silently closed the refrigerator door.
Oh my God, what the hell is going on with this guy?
Take a bite and it's so fragrant.
By the way, this teahouse seems to have a warehouse.
There should be other food, right?
The door of the storeroom is also unlocked, and when the door is opened, the light is turned on.
In the small space, boxes of instant noodles are stacked up to the ceiling.
Damn, do you dare to go too far?
Goat's milk!By the way, could there be anything else there?
Returned to the kitchen once again and pulled open the cabinet door.
With a grim face, she took out a bucket of instant ramen from it.
Looking inside, the various flavors are still neatly stacked.
Syllable!
A bucket of ramen noodles was thrown to the ground by her.
"Are you a noodle master!!
Slammed the door and went back to the chair to sit, nibbling on the ham sausage.
Good job......
I don't know how long later, she returned to the kitchen again, picked up the bucket of instant ramen, and obediently went to boil water.
And because Li Yin lives on the third floor and has fallen asleep, he can't hear the sound here.
The next morning, before the sunlight crept into the room, there was a light blue morning light through the gaps in the curtains.
Li Yin, who was tired all day, slept very deeply, but he felt that his chest was very tight.
When Li Yin opened his eyes, he saw a fox.
Subconsciously said, "Eh, where did the dog come from?"
Syllable!
The little fox's paw slapped on Li Yin's face mercilessly, and the little fox's murderous gaze stared at Li Yin.
Li Yin then remembered that there seemed to be a wandering fox in the teahouse yesterday.
"Don't make a fuss, it's not dawn yet. ”
Mutter~!
But Li Yin heard it, a subtle sound, and found it after careful identification.
Oh, it's the stomach barking.
And the hand in the quilt touched his stomach, as if he was not very hungry, and then looked at the fox.
It turned out to be it.
"You're so troublesome...... Well, wait for me. ”
Li Yin tossed the fox aside and prepared to change out of his pajamas.
The little fox immediately ran out, and Li Yin didn't care.
When he walked out in slippers, the fox was waiting for him at the top of the stairs, and Li Yin followed and said, "I've never seen such an edible fox." ”
"Whew!"
Well, let's not talk about it, let's talk about biting people.
Li Yin's mornings are usually lazy, and he doesn't want to cook his own food, so he can only say to the little fox, "Take you to eat something delicious." ”
The little fox's face was overjoyed, and he suddenly jumped up, spun around the ground a few times, and ran outside.
"Wait for me for a moment. ”
Li Yin took some money and walked out with the fox.
And the place he wants to take the little fox to is naturally a noodle stall, because Li Yin often comes to buy noodles to eat in the morning, so the people around him are also familiar with him.
"Brother, here you are, is it still the same?"
The boy in the school uniform greeted the regular customer warmly.
Li Yin said, "Give me a small portion today, eat here." ”
But he didn't notice that the fox that was following him, who was originally in high spirits, had its ears drooping at this time.
O god of noodles, take him!