"God, God, God!" Di Renjie is used to it, and there is nothing wrong with finding God when there is something.

God, who is it? In today's words, he is a rich second generation, and he is still an honest man, if he has something to do, he can do it, just put a little oil on his mouth.

"What the hell is going on, it's so noisy?" God was rubbing his eyes that had just woken up, yawning, and one was stretching.

"Merciful God, you are a notoriously good old man, and now we have decided to send Eris to South Korea for plastic surgery, which is a big expense, and we will donate to her......" Di Renjie said almost a little embarrassed.

God said, "Whoever likes to come out is the cicada." You mean that the total expenditure is as large as 1 million, and I will have to contribute the lion's share of 500,000 yuan, and you will donate the rest. I'm not so stupid that I'm not as good as a kid, because I didn't open a store as a boss and didn't contract projects, where did the money come from? You are powerless in doing things, but we are powerless in doing things, because our god position is too high, and you say that who can't take out a few millions? The question is, which of us would dare to spend millions of dollars on a good deed? Wearing a good watch is a cousin, and buying a good house is a sister. I think it's better to be a little rapid, man.

And what the hell is popular in your Eastern Empire, the old man fell and no one dared to go over and support him on the road, and as soon as you helped her, she said that you hit her...... Some cicadas also say that this is the old man's bad, what a fucking shit! People are old like this, how bad can they be?

Don't say that an old man will not know who hit it if he is knocked down, even if a young person is knocked down, it is possible that he does not know who hit it. Besides, if everyone has health insurance, who will the elderly rely on? Isn't that all out of the question? You can think about it, isn't the person who hits someone afraid that the old man will not have medical insurance, or that he will be half-hungry and hungry, and he will not run with his pants when something happens, is he waiting to die? But the old man also has his own thoughts, is there truth in the world? If you don't pull one casually, who will pay for hospitalization? Or go home and wait to die? ……”

Di Renjie and Bao Zheng and other ghosts of the Eastern Empire. There is no one who is not listening to God's words. Especially Di Renjie and Bao Zheng, who were ashamed, their faces were red and purple, and they were like dead pork. The blood on his face was rolling more than boiling water. Blood poured all over his body into his face. The skin on his face was about to burst, and he was almost not ashamed to death on the spot.

However, comrades can understand that God is a heart made of tofu with a knife through and through.

"Please stop crying for a moment, goddesses, listen now. The sun god Helius has chosen to die, just because Eris is too ugly, if Eris is sent to South Korea for plastic surgery, maybe it will look better, ah, no, it will definitely look better, so that the sun god Helius will not choose to die or live with Eris for a lifetime.

The problem is that we are now coming to donate money for her plastic surgery fee. "This is Bao Zheng speaking, this bad idea was the first to be put forward by him, and now that he is in trouble, you Bao Zheng can't talk like peeing in a blind B. No matter who there is, no one squats down and leaves. (I'll laugh to death.) ）

When the fools heard about donating money to Eris for plastic surgery, they all looked at Bao Zheng in the same way, which means what kind of nonsense are you playing, this good-looking or not-looking is born by my mother, if there is a whole, I don't think I am still beautiful.

God is the same as man, as long as it is the mothers, their pockets are like the net of the fish in the fishpond, and it is very easy for the fish to swim in, but it is even more difficult for the heavens to swim out again. This is the so-called stupid heart of the world.

The only thing they can make them generous is tears, the idea of saving them from peeing on the toilet.

This is really on the cusp. Zeus, the king of heaven, did not dare to come up with a lot of money, because it was almost an all-god movement, a great reform and a great rectification of the economic order. This is first of all the style of the relationship between men and women, because the cause is that Helius's dereliction of duty is a matter of lust.

"You have to ask the sun god Helius himself. If we just toss around like this for a long time, and in the end he still doesn't want Eris, isn't this a pure waste of time and money? This is Julius Caesar spoke, because Niangniang came forward to admit that it was his son, which made Julius Caesar add the word sun god to the title. In the words of the rednecks, it's called dog eyes. But isn't God the same? As long as the status is high, even if he has become a prisoner. Speaking is still relative to honorifics.

"It's a question, and since you've raised it, we'll have to ask Helius first." Di Renjie continued: "Helius, let me ask you, if Eris is sent to South Korea for plastic surgery, he will definitely be more beautiful than he is now when he comes back, we need you to make a choice now, and then you say don't want it, then we will really have no problem." ”

Helius: He also seems to have heard that the Korean plastic surgery technique is passed, and it is necessary to have a lot of money, but he has also heard that he died on the formalities. He once heard of a relatively beautiful female star, she thought that her ambition was just a little smaller than that of some women, and she wanted to put some stinky mud in it, so that she would not be ridiculed by others as a mountain shift or a flat-chested princess. As a result, he tossed himself to death.

Hearing this regrettable incident, Helius said in his heart that it was a pity that he had a good sister, and that the flat or small breasts were genuine. Why do you have to make it look like you've been played with, big and soft, like a bubble of spitty buffalo, so soft that it crashes straight down, are you a plane that has broken down in the air, you have to crash down? The more stupid the more ambitious, what the hell is comparable to this, compared to the cicada? Is it necessary for men to go and stab women only for those who are disgusted with women's breasts only for the sake of those who are only animal natures, and put stinky mud in them?

Helius also likes to think about things from the opposite side, or he likes to collect the side effects of things, and the legends of many side effects, so that he can do some analysis and analysis when he is fine.

"Judge Hui, I can't blindly answer your almost ridiculous approach. Have you ever heard that Korean plastic surgery has been put on the procedure table, most of this kind of news will be blocked, and very few can run out. Helius said.

The judge's words were as sweet as honey to Eris, and he had to have a plastic surgery at the risk of his life, because it was not that he was generally ugly, but that he was really ugly and no one wanted to look at it, let alone that there was a man who came to marry him and live together.

Eris can only steal joy in his heart, because things are still just talking, which is one of the reasons not to laugh. There is also to wait for the success of the plastic surgery to see the effect, in case you are afraid that the radish will become a potato, it will be even more worthless, and it will be even uglier that no one wants it. Eris is not unreasonable, she has also heard of plastic surgery to kill people, and it is not the only one. But I also thought that it was better than being so ugly that no one wanted to do it, life was better than death, of course, it was better to give it a go. What she often says in her heart is: If I don't look particularly ugly, I am willing to go for plastic surgery, which is painful and costly, and there is a lot of risk.

"Eris, how much money can you bring with you?" This is Di Renjie asking, and it also means a little bit slowly, to see how much she can come out with, and if she doesn't have enough to do the rest, she will find a way.

"Back to Your Excellency, I am penniless. You also know that an ugly girl like me wants to be cultured and uneducated, to have no appearance, and she is not the second generation of gods, nor is she a rich second generation. I also went out to work once, and that was sweeping the floor in the office. Once a big customer came, the boss asked me to send boiling water, at that time I was afraid that my appearance would scare the customer away, but I thought that since the boss asked me to go, he must have a little understanding of this customer, not a person who cares about my appearance, isn't it just to send boiling water? It's not to accompany customers to dinner or anything.

As a result, as soon as I walked into the office, the client shivered at me. Later, when I got home, I couldn't afford to be sick, and during this time, I called my boss and said that I was scared of my ugly appearance. ......" Eris was so sad that he couldn't cry a little when he said this, "This boss was also a good person, but there was no way, for the sake of the lives of all the employees of the factory, he sent me a letter of dismissal with tears in his eyes." And they also paid me half a year's salary, more than 10,000 yuan. Later, I transferred to the factory, and everywhere I went, the factory that could ask me to do rough work or heavy work, even if it was, it would not be a few days before someone would report the situation that I was so ugly that it really disgusted her, and strongly asked the boss to fire me.

In this way, I only worked for a few days, because the boss took the initiative to dismiss me, so he gave me a few more months of back wages, and I said no, I said that I was afraid that I would sue them.

There are also factories that can meet good people, but if I stay in this factory for a while, as long as I stay for a long time, this factory will go out of business. After I worked for a year, I had to close down at least 10 factories within a year, except for those who fired me. The bosses of these factories all think that they are not doing well, or that there is something else wrong with them.

At first, I didn't think that it was because of my ugliness that my factories were scared to close down, and then I went out of business one by one, and I concluded that it was all caused by my ugly bad luck. Because I myself often think that if the customer who was scared to death by me had not called my boss before he died, saying that he was scared by my ugliness, his factory would have closed down unknowingly, because although it is unlikely that another customer will come to the door, although it is unlikely that he will die of scare, he will not come again.

This is human nature, and it has nothing to do with human nature, good or evil. Can we think about the evil nature of the man who was scared to death by me? Is it because he has a bad nature, he doesn't like to see ugly women, and he deserves to be scared to death by ugly girls? (To be continued.) )