363 36 is the best policy
"Good sister, brother kneel down and beg you to eat, you will be hungry and not beautiful......" Theseus really pounced on Helen's knees like coaxing his sister.
Seeing this, Helen had to turn away, she had already heard her mother say that people older than herself should kneel down for themselves to get out of the way, and it was better not to let this happen. But today I really ran into a ghost, Helen thought to herself, she was kneeling down by her uncle or grandfather, don't break my yang life.
When you go to the grave, Peritous comes and kneels down before you, saying, "Good sister, brother has knelt down for you." Why don't you eat something, you'll get dehydrated if you don't eat anything......"
Listening to these two ghost river fishing are so good, they are a little hungry if they want to eat or not. Thinking about it, he is nothing more than a little more beautiful than others, and he doesn't have an extra piece of meat than others anywhere on his body, and he actually snatched these two men from afar to be the queen, if it weren't for the bad behavior, this might still be a happy event. Thinking of this, Helen's cheeks flushed red, and with such a tall and majestic man who loved herself, the inherent shyness of the girl arose.
"I'm not hungry now...... Helen said.
Helen was trying to keep herself compliant, and it was clear that her arms couldn't twist her thighs, and it was a small way to save herself when she had no way to save herself. I can't laugh, I can't have a sense of affinity, I can only slowly lean towards the meaning of the hooligan river in language. If you laugh, this hooligan will think that you are a crazy B, and he will be too scared to come.
This can be a tiger's mouth, but are there still fewer jackals in the world? Sister, don't be stupid, can you return home safely in this barren mountain and wilderness? Definitely. Even the real jackals, tigers and leopards will not let you go, and you don't let them rush to eat your white flesh! It's the best policy.
"Let's go!" When Theseus had finished speaking, he picked Helen up and carried him on his shoulders, which was to put Helen on the horse's back and tie it to the horse's belly with rattan.
The picture of Theseus carrying Helen on his shoulders was used by Michelangelo on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and the overall title is "The Making of the Century".
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When a young apprentice at the blacksmith saw that the robber had only snatched Helen away, he hurried to report to Leda: "Mother. "People here call Leda Mama because she built many temples and received this great honor of mankind.
"Mommy, Mommy! Sister Helen was robbed by a hooligan. The little apprentice at the blacksmith shop said breathlessly.
It is a large mansion. Leda is drawing a panorama of the Golden Fleece's bearings, which is to prevent the first group of centaurs from failing, but the Golden Fleece still has to find people, which will require a more accurate bearing map. She was thinking intently, studying and analyzing whether there were any discrepancies in the original map. Is the exact target on an island, on a mountainous terrain, or just a cape?
Suddenly, I heard someone report that Helen had been robbed, and although my head buzzed for a moment, it seemed that this was an expected thing, but it came too suddenly.
"Yikes! Slowly, when? Leda got up and asked the little blacksmith.
The little blacksmith leaned his body against the doorpost stone, and his eyes were so flustered that his eyes could only spin in his eyes, and finally he cleared up a little and said, "At once, two or three big men have scared so many sisters that they are scattered like little birds." Several of our masters were scared to pee when they saw it from a long distance. The man was like a bison......"
Why would our mothers be expected? Of course. Unless it's a stupid B, you don't know your daughter's appearance? That's the best of the children, whether it's big or beautiful, it's all the first choice of men. Besides, all the men who come out to rob people are hero-level men, as long as they almost have their own gains, is it really impossible to grind?
I'm going to digress again, just like in today's society, men with skills are proud to get a certain female star. Isn't this just an honorary chairman? Her taste is comparable to her virgin sister in the mountains, and people don't take a bath for three years, and it's also dry and clean. Famous star, what do you need to say about the syphilis company? However, people die for money, and they die for the sake of fame. in the world. In addition to not being smart, how many will just want to live in peace and honestly, living like a stone for 10,000 years?
Leda followed the little blacksmith to the place where the accident occurred, and many people crawled out of the ghost cave. Of course, I was scared and trembling at the first moment, can this be blamed? Who is not afraid of death?
Only three people died on the scene of the accident. All of them are men, and the young master and his two right-hand men can be said to have died in the line of duty. The young master of the muddy egg died for the beautiful Helen, his subordinates died for him, and the master died and the servant dared not to die, which means that the master is fighting hard, and the servant dares not to go?
Leda is led by the little blacksmith to the highest point, where the little blacksmith points to the robber where Helen has escaped.
"It was three men on horseback, two of whom were very large, and as soon as they ran into the crowd they carried their sisters like chickens and threw them around, and no one else wanted them, and when they caught Sister Helen, they carried them on their shoulders and rode up in the woods and ran. ......," said the little blacksmith, standing beside Leda.
Leda put a hand around the little blacksmith's neck, and her fingers touched the little blacksmith's face, and she was in a daze for a long time in the direction where Helen had been snatched. A tear rolled down from his eye and fell right on the tip of the little blacksmith's nose, who looked up at Leda's face and called out softly, "Mom! ”
As if she had been brought back to her senses by the little blacksmith's shout, Leda put her whole palm on the little blacksmith's face, and the little blacksmith also cried.
The little blacksmith is not young now, and he is beginning to understand some things that like the beauty of girls, or certain aspects of the body, such as he likes to see Helen's bulging upper body and ambition. It's nothing else, it's not a nonsense like evil thoughts, it's a real little ghost who began to become a man and began to know how to love. Translated into Chinese is "early love". I'm disgusting to write, everyone is already a child laborer, don't say it clearly, at least it's a little hazy about physiology, right?
Of course, he also felt pity and sadness that this piece of fat was eaten by dogs.
Lida buried the body of the young master and wrote a memorial for him:
A young man's name was Humbled, and when he heard that the women in front of the two armies were winning and losing, he followed the good-looking wandering army all the way, and rode his men to see the excitement, only to see the beautiful woman smile and hook his soul. I didn't see the situation clearly, I wasn't a beautiful woman at all, and I went home to kill my parents, set fire to the house, and never looked back, so I sold all the fields and fled with the money and family to the new army.
He didn't know that a beautiful woman was just a piece of fishing bait, and whether she sold it or not, it was a chicken. It is not enough to divide it in a fair way, and it is not enough to rob it in a brute way. Everyone understands the truth, but it is a dead eye. It's your parents who took the wrong medicine and named you muddy, and you're not muddy.
You are loyal and dutiful to the beauty, and I hope that you will have the company of beautiful women in heaven. You are dead, may your heart that loves beauty never die. If you still have a living soul, please follow this robbing river and secretly protect Helen from suffering. I heard that it was two kings, how to divide them by robbing them? If you eat it separately on both sides, you will borrow the mouth of the father-in-law of the land and say that it will be beaten by the father-in-law.
If it is to draw lots to divide the living, please see clearly which of them is better than the other, let the heart swelling get hands first, my side will not be able to draw people for a while, and they will all go outside to collect troops and buy horses.
When I buried you, I left you a strand of hair, and when we conquered the city of Sparta, I will put your hair in the most majestic palace in the world, as a sign that the hero will leave a name for the ages.
'Son! 'You are dead, and I will now seal you as a ghost colt, just like the world will be sealed as XX after death. Although it doesn't play a role, the more people who do it, the more people do it. (Lu Xun, if there are more people left, it will become a rabble.) )
You have become a homeless ghost, and seeing that you have given everything for Helen and made a mad start for the beauty, if it were not recorded, your death would be like that of thousands of dead ghosts, bringing only one filth to the land and a feast to the maggots.
I now call you the ghost concubine, you are the son-in-law of the Wang family, although you did not get Helen's ** before your death, but after death you can go to accompany Helen's soul, no one can control it...... There are no competitive opponents, so you can enjoy it alone!
Don't feel sorry for your death, your life is ridiculous and only dedicated to beautiful women, you are dying as you deserve, and you don't see it if you don't die. You will be a role model for humanity, pushing beauty to a higher value, so that society can have a good dividing line between man and beast.
Death is the definite end of life, if life is only to live a long life, then the longest life is not as good as a grain of sand, a stone lives for 10,000 years, are you willing to be a stone?
Even if you commit suicide by jumping off a building once a billionaire goes bankrupt, there is no pity or pity, and Helen is long live you.
Helen's beauty rises beyond the boundaries of human beings, she will be destined to be reincarnated as a demon, her beauty is sent by God to bring disaster to the country and the people, you are just the most advanced of the heroes in the world. In the future, many heroes will die in the battle of the world's heroes for her beauty.
This can be predicted from the fact that Helen does not have pubic hair, although she is still immature, but she has developed in all aspects, which can predict that she is the reincarnation of a white tiger and will eat countless people in her life.
A man is born into the arena, whether you are weak or strong, you have to compare with others, this is a limited circle, you can't escape. You've done the ready to fight and didn't flinch.
Helen only gave you a small smile, even if it gave you a lustful statement, it is not worth it for you to give everything you have, you have done what no hero in the world has done, if this is a kind of stupidity, it is also stupid, as if it is a truth to die as deserved.
From the point of view of human anatomy, it is an extreme point, you die for the sake of beauty, this is the death of pay. Corrupt officials go to the guillotine, which is to die for getting. If you have to judge a fool, the fool in the countryside is the smartest person in the world.
You are dead, your ** can rest in peace, and your soul still has to work to protect Helen Amen (to be continued. )