394 The dog sees the dog and the tiger sees the tiger

"What happened to Princess Hippolyta?" Helen said.

"Why don't you ask me what happened to me?" Theseus said.

"Surely you're not dead, you're dead and now the ghost is talking?" This is Helen's normal logical thinking, the storyteller is a participant in the story, and it is certain that there is no death in the story, otherwise the soul is in front of Hades.

"Clever!" Theseus is still feeling the pain of the egg, and Guanyin Niangniang's hand is really ruthless.

"Say, what happened to the princess?" Helen began to pinch Theshuus's face, meaning that if you don't say it quickly, I'll really pinch it.

"I'm in pain, I don't want to talk about it." Theseus said with a frown.

"The ghost wants you to attack Pearl Harbor, Xiao Ri X Ben." As she spoke, Helen stretched out her hand to Motesius' hand, and for fear of pain, Theseus was so frightened that she quickly reached out and pushed her away.

"The princess died in this battle because she jumped out to stop her mother from conquering Athens again and took up arms against it." At this, Theseus shed a tear.

"Is it because I like you?" Helen said.

Theseus nodded, and at the same time put his hand into Helen's private parts, but Helen gently pushed away the golden finger he stretched out, meaning that it was a pity not to spill this fairy soup, and it was a pity that he didn't eat it, and he didn't drink it.

"You're going to rob me when the princess dies?" Helen said.

"The ghost wants you to be so beautiful, and you are going to compare your beauty with Princess Xiangxiang, so that everyone knows about it." Theseus said.

"Pretty is what you want to rob? Rogue! Helen didn't know how she could say the two words that these two little girls still didn't have long hair, but they couldn't take it back.

When he looked at Theseus with his eyes again, Theseus had already been scolded by Helen and blushed, and tears could be seen rolling in his eyes, which made Theseus cry. Helen regrets it, because she is still in the hands of others, and other people are bad, and she must understand her current situation, and you have to wait until you get out of it.

Thinking of this, Helen reached out and caressed Theseus's face: "Don't be sad, I'm still a child. I always like to talk like a fart, and I run out as soon as I have it, risking the sky. ”

"I knew that it was because of you. I was amazed. At that time, I was amazed at you, thinking that you were a man from heaven. Because it looks so tender, how can it be so tall, and the chest is ......" Theseus was a little embarrassed at this point.

Helen, as the host, scolded a hooligan in order to make up for it. Helen took Theseus's hand and put it on her chest, thinking that she had really taken pity on this man, and did not let him eat a piece of meat, so that he could drink a mouthful of soup. This is something that I can afford, and it will not affect future men. (This sentence may be wrong, a girl's breast milk may fall apart after being rubbed, for example, it was originally a vegetable rice drum, which is a block of complete tissue, and if you are rubbed by a man, you are afraid that it will be frozen, and then let the man rub it may make the latter feel sick to death.) For this reason, many men do not want two goods. The important ones are like dogs eating, there is no way, survival is the main thing. )

(Do you want to beat up the writer of your dog days, the second goods make people sick, you know how many men's self-esteem will be hurt by your words?) I'm sorry, brother, I'm still a single, judging from the development of the situation, if I don't want to be a single to death, it's hard not to fall into the hands of the second goods. Don't I have self-esteem? Definitely. But that's how novels are written. It is to let people know that there is still the word honor and disgrace in the world. The people are going to become dogs, who will be the tigers? The world is divided into two, the dog sees the dog, and the tiger sees the tiger. )

"There was one more thing that happened before I went to rob you." Theseus said with his hand softening Helen's tofu.

"Snatched other girls?" Helen said with her head half-raised.

……

"Your Majesty, there is a man outside the city who claims to be a great hero. He said that he wanted to compare himself with His Majesty the King. The guard said.

"Oh. I'll take a look. Theseus put down his glass, followed the guards to the city gates, and walked across the moat to the large coaching ground.

"That's him." Said the little guard.

"Who's coming?" Theseus said.

"I am Peritous. Who are you? "Peritous did not know Theseus, for they had never met.

"It turned out to be the great hero of King Lapithai, Peritoos. I've heard of it for a long time! I am Theseus, king of Athens. "Theseus, because of the wine, spoke a little tongue, and his eyes were a little flowery. Because he had already heard of his name, he added a drunken eye, and he saw the big hero in front of him more like a mighty beast, and only chose the good ones because of timidity.

"Alas, it turns out that standing in front of me is the great hero I want to see day and night, King Theseus of Athens. Crossing the Corinthian Canyon all the way to kill robbers and beasts, I have heard its name for a long time, and now I see this body, and I have the demeanor of a great hero. "The big hero who wanted to come to find the hero, seeing that Theseus really had the style of a big hero, and King Theseus came first with a polite word, which made the king of Lapithai Pitius a little embarrassed to say that he was here to compare the high. Also, if there is no festival with each other, because there is no holiday, why should we put the reckless ideas of the time into sobriety and polite hospitality?

Thinking of this, Peritous threw down the iron rod he was holding in his hand and approached King Theseus with open hands. Theseus also felt a little mentally exhausted because of the many wars, knowing that he had begun to decline from victory, this big hero had already come to the door, and the two tigers would be injured, and they could enrich each other and strengthen the army, so why not make a ready-made friend? Thinking of this, he also opened his hands and embraced Peritous and said, "Invite the great hero into the city and have a feast with me." ”

"However, I came to steal your herd of cattle, and I only took an iron rod with me. I didn't even bring a greeting gift, so I let His Majesty the King have a banquet and shame me to death. Do you want to come back another day? Truly touched by the courtesy of King Theseus, Peritous was embarrassed.

"Where is it, if the great hero does not dislike it, I am willing to associate with the great hero as an alliance, if I have the same heart, why not enter the temple to burn incense and swear?" Theseus said sincerely.

"Good! I'm willing to ......" Peritous also felt that he was a hero who would be a little lonely, and it was best to form a group and rely on each other.

"What bad things did the two big heroes do when they joined forces?" Helen said.

"Why are you going again, have we done bad things together before?" Theseus took this word as a braid that grabbed Helen.

"Why can't you say it's again, don't you count snatching me?" Helen said forcefully.

"Robbing you will be a matter of later." Theseus said.

"Stupid, this is a crossing, it's really a thick brain." Helen said with disgust.

"I'm ...... big," Theseus was speechless, but he also had a little genuine love for Helen, that is, the love that was removed from the savagery and returned to the kind of love that was not robbed, but the natural love of a man for a woman.

"Be serious, don't give you three points of color and open a dye shop. (When I was a child, I remember my grandfather always saying this to me, I didn't know what it meant at the time, but now it can be compared to: give you a mountain and you want to be the king of the village.) It's actually quite far away. What did you do in the future? If you don't say it, I'll ......" Helen's hand sneaked up to the base of Theseus's thigh, because it hurts to rub it next to each other or gently, so it was like Hitler's tank cannon hitting Moscow, which frightened Theseus, and this fear was based on the emotion of love, so that Theseus had to continue to tell the story of him and Pelitous.

……

"Your Majesty, the king of Lapithai, Peritoos, has sent an envoy saying that he wants to see the king." Said the guards of the Athenian state.

"Let him in." The king said.

After a while the little soldier came in with a foreign envoy, and the king asked him, "Is this the envoy of Rapithai?" ”

"Exactly, Your Majesty. I have been sent by my king, Peritous, to tell the king of Athens that my king is getting married, and to invite his good friend Theseus, king of Athens, to a state banquet. Said the envoy sent by Peritous, king of Rapithai.

"Go back and tell your king Peritous, and I will be invited to go on time." Theseus said.

"Farewell to Your Majesty, I will go back now to report your invitation." The envoy said with a deep salute.

"Slow! Steward, give the envoys a strip of dry food all the way...... "The king commanded.

Soon King Theseus snapped his fingers and calculated that it was time to leave for the feast. He rode alone on horseback empty-handed, for Theseus had slain countless robbers and oversized monsters, which made him feel a special fear of robbers and monsters wherever he went.

When passing by the windmill, there are a lot of robbers, and you can tell from a long distance whether you have gold or silver with you, and you have little goods, or just a few pieces of silver, and you are too lazy to go out and kill them.

"Boss, there's a fat guy from afar." The old man returned to the lair and said to the king of the village.

"It's been a long time, and I'm still worried that I'll run out of cooking tomorrow, and if I don't get a piece of fat today, I'll have to eat eggs tomorrow. Carry out my iron rod of one hundred and eight pounds, the fat will not fall from the sky, and if you have the courage to pass through here with gold, you will either be a fool or a hero......" This robber leader will go out himself, because no one with gold has passed through here for a long time, and he will starve to death to the robber in the road famine.

Two basket soldiers carried iron rods, and a big robber swaggered on their backs, and they came to the highest place to see the goods. It is a winding mountain road, standing on the top of the mountain to see clearly, gold in the pocket, silver in the pocket, because the volume is different and the ratio of weight is also different, so that experienced veterans can see whether gold or silver, more and less, etc. 3040 (To be continued.) )