"Assi!" When Park Jintai dialed the phone again, but only heard the computer synthesis sound of "the phone you dialed has been turned off", Park Jintae scolded angrily, and even raised his hand directly under impulse and threw out the mobile phone in his hand. Museum of Literature

A good Samsung phone was thrown down the wall like this, making a "Bang! With a muffled thud, it fell to the ground in pieces, scattered into a pile of parts.

No one was speaking in the lounge, and no one could have imagined the situation when they were on the field. No one wanted to linger in this humble lounge, but no one wanted to go out and be interviewed by reporters at this time. I used pigu to imagine what questions the reporters who were still guarding the door at this time would ask.,In short, there's absolutely nothing good to say.,I must want to see their embarrassed mo.。

"Okay, let's rest here, wait a little later, we're going back to the hotel!" After venting, Park Jintae glanced at Sun Haoyong with resentment, and finally chose to appoint Ji instead. It's already like this, what else can he do?

In the absence of security, take everyone out to face those reporters of country Z? Forget it, he really can't afford to lose that person. What made him feel even more annoyed was that it was already the middle of the night, even if he contacted the embassy of Han Island in country Z for help, it was too late, and more importantly, he felt that he didn't have the face to make this phone call at all, what should he say when calling? Let the embassy solemnly protest to country Z because of the reporter's interview? It doesn't make sense! And let the embassy staff know that their trip to country Z was so down, and if the news is transmitted back to China, what a disgusting report will be waiting for them!

Hey, if this agent Park Jintae could go online, I don't think so much at this time. Today, the videos of their two press conferences with Chen Chufan have already been transmitted back to South Korea. The fans who supported them online last night were already collectively dumbfounded at this time. I no longer have the intention of continuing to fight with the people of country Z on the Internet, but I began to scold on domestic forums.

is the so-called deep hatred of love, the singer group they like is so uncompromising, and they are humiliated by people with facts, but they are still silent, as hardcore fans, the aggrieved emotions in their hearts cannot be experienced by outsiders. The grievances are ruthless, and they naturally need to vent. And the Internet just provides such a place to vent that is basically not responsible, so the gop group can understand what kind of scolding on the Internet at this time can be understood casually.

On the official website of the GOP group of Handao, the first abusive message appeared. In less than three hours, more than 100,000 messages full of various national scoldings were brushed out, and if these messages were realized, then the female relatives of the GOP group, especially Sun Haoyong, would probably have to take turns to have some immoral intimate relationships with more than 100,000 people.

Yes, if a foreigner who knows Korean logs on to the official website of the GOP group at this time. I would not believe that so many vicious messages were written by the self-proclaimed most civilized Handao people. And JYP's official website was also affected by the pond fish, where the protests of discontent were not much better than the official website of the GOP group.

So at this time, Park Jintae, and his GOP group, especially Son Ho-young, who was scolded the most, should feel happy, because at least now they don't have to face the surging protests and abuses in the country. But now the majestic Park Kim Tae is pathetic again, because he has just smashed his phone. And his boss is desperately calling him, despite the fact that it is too late......

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The next day. Chen Chufan got up as usual, and after washing, he was ready to walk to the company to start his normal life. As an idealistic, moral, educated, and disciplined young man in the new era of socialism, Chen Chufan has long forgotten the dispute with Sun Haoyong, and hard work is the most important thing for him now.

But obviously. His diligent and simple wish could not be fulfilled. Because the world began to change differently, or it was not his world at all, and it was not the world he was once familiar with.

Of course, this is not an apocalyptic text, and there are no zombie-infested horror scenes. However, when Chen Chufan got up early in the morning and walked to the door of the hotel, he was surrounded by at least hundreds of reporters. It's not much better than in Resident Evil where the protagonist is surrounded by a group of T-virus-infected monsters.

Chen Chufan can be regarded as experiencing the treatment of being besieged by reporters that the GOP group has enjoyed last night, but obviously his situation is not as embarrassing as the GOP group at that time, at least the questions asked by the author are not as sharp as those questions asked by the GOP group, which makes people feel embarrassed.

"Hello Mr. Chen, as the first Chinese singer and Asian singer to be nominated for the Grammy for Best Singer of the Year, do you have anything to say to your fans?"

"Hello Mr. Chen, there are rumors that you will be inducted into the World Music Hall of Fame for your miracle of selling digital singles, do you have anything to say about this?"

"Mr. Chen, as the youngest and most accomplished pop singer in Asia, will you be lost?"

"Mr. Chen, can you briefly talk about your experience in country M?"

"Mr. Chen, wait, answer us a few questions!"

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The feeling of being surrounded by people is definitely not pleasant, and at the same time, there are countless microphones that can't wait to reach your mouth, and countless people who are constantly nagging in your ears like flies, which makes people feel even more annoying. Chen Chufan finally felt that the money for hiring the two bodyguards recommended to him by Zhang Shisan was not spent in vain, and if it weren't for the efforts of these two fierce and vicious men today, Chen Chufan really suspected that he would be completely drowned in the sea of reporters.

At this time, although he had returned to the elevator of the hotel with the help of two bodyguards and the hotel security guard, he still felt palpitations. The scene just now was really terrifying, and the scale of the reporters who participated in the siege today is also more than any time before he was blocked by the media.

Even when he was framed because of the video door, there were only thirty or forty reporters at the time, but today, at the entrance of the hotel, at least hundreds of reporters gathered, and even the door of the hotel was completely blocked. The rest of the hotel customers are completely unable to enter and exit normally.

"What should I do? I'm going to be late! Chen Chufan stood in the elevator and complained.

"Oh? In fact, it doesn't matter if you're late or not, you don't have to clock in anyway! Hadron answered in a gang.

Chen Chufan covered his forehead helplessly, he should have thought that there would be this scene in front of him, saying that although he didn't take his current results seriously, but in the eyes of others, these are all remarkable achievements.

"I have a solution, but I don't know if Mr. Chen is willing to be wronged." Seeing Chen Chufan covering his forehead and looking depressed, Lao Pao hesitated and said.

"Oh? What's the solution? Tell me about it? As soon as Chen Chufan heard this, he didn't want to waste his time in the hotel. He's still busy, he's just made a plan for himself, and he has to implement it. And he has already begun to think about changing hotels, otherwise there will be a group of reporters blocking the door of the hotel every day, and he will not have to do anything.

"You know, we used to have some special tasks to do. So you often need to wear makeup, and if you don't mind, we can help you change your current appearance a little, so at least you can go out today! Seeing that Chen Chufan was very interested, Lao Cannon hurriedly replied.

"Makeup? You two? Chen Chufan looked at the five big and three thick old cannons suspiciously, and then looked at the hadron that was not much more slender than the old cannon, and his face was full of distrust. Saying. How would two men with such a rough and bold job be so delicate?

"Of course, don't worry, I'll work with Qiangzi to help you finish your makeup. Make sure your family doesn't even recognize you face-to-face! I think we even pretended to be women back then, and this little thing is not easy to come by? The old cannon patted his chest and said.

"You two? Makeup as a woman? After listening to Lao Pao's words, I saw the confident expression on Lao Pao's heroic face, and thought of Lao Pao dressed as a woman. Chen Chufan couldn't help but feel a chill, saying that these two people dressed up as women should be more environmentally friendly!

"Of course. Don't look at Hadron as having a woman's appearance than me, but after makeup, my return rate is much higher than Hadron's! You may not know that many Westerners like that kind of tall and busty woman! The old cannon said proudly.

Chen Chufan had a chill. He has lived in country M for three months, and he really hasn't found such a heavy taste of country M youth, of course, maybe this is related to the fact that he has not had some contact with those young people in country M in this regard. However, with the posture of the old cannon and the strong son, can it still be made up to be a national color? Can there even be a return rate?

"Then try it!" Chen Chufan endured the strange feeling in his heart and nodded.

"Then you go back to your room and wait, I'll go buy some makeup with Qiangzi first!" Hearing Chen Chufan's affirmative answer, Lao Pao and Qiangzi prepared to walk back to the elevator to buy supplies.

"Hey, wait, you take this card, you can use this card to buy anything, and the password is 123456,!" Chen Chufan took out a bank card from his pocket and handed it to Lao Pao, before turning around and shaking his head and walking towards his room.

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Half an hour later, Lao Cannon and Qiangzi came directly to Chen Chufan's room, and then the two strong men fiddled around Chen Chufan, in just twenty minutes, when Chen Chufan looked in the mirror again, he couldn't help but shiver, and then broke out in a cold sweat, these two really made him a woman. The eyebrows were trimmed and slender, the eyelashes were curled, and the face looked fair and delicate, and the two rough men showed their most delicate side, even the connection of the neck and face was not spared, so that people could not see any flaws.

As for the mouth, it was still the pink color of the cute route, and Chen Chufan was really dizzy. He couldn't believe he could look like this in the mirror, but he couldn't bear the weird feeling.

"How? We're pretty good, aren't we? The old cannon said proudly. He and Qiangzi were surrounding Chen Chufan, looking left and right at their masterpiece.

"I think you're too condescending to be a bodyguard! Being a makeup artist is really for you! Chen Chufan said helplessly, if it weren't for the fact that he could see from the window that those reporters hadn't dispersed, he wouldn't want to go out like this!

"Hey, just like us, who would dare to hire us as makeup artists, and the customers won't all be scared away?" The old cannon smiled self-deprecatingly.

"Huh?" Chen Chufan thought for a while, and suddenly asked, "Should you only wear women's makeup?" Do you wear stage makeup or something? ”

"Of course, it was the best stylist in the country who taught us makeup. As long as we look at those fashion magazines, we can do the styling! The old cannon patted his chest again and said.

Chen Chufan became more and more suspicious of what kind of army these people used to be. I have to fight again, and I have to learn makeup, according to Zhang Shisan, the old cannon's specialty is still ga blasting. Nima, these people can't be legendary spies, right? But now Chen Chufan is no longer interested in these, he just needs to know that these people are indeed very good.

"That's crispy, it's too condescending for you to be my bodyguard, it's okay for me to be my full-time stylist, of course I don't let you do day jobs. Double your salary, so you can make the most of it! Chen Chufan said crisply, "In this way, after following me to the company today, you don't have to accompany me first." I'll ask Mrs. Chen to find a stylist, and you're going to learn from him about the fashion things you just mentioned, and you'll be officially on duty tomorrow! ”

The old cannon and the strong son looked at each other and smiled, and then nodded together. They don't care about the money, but it's really too boring to be a bodyguard for Chen Chufan, and they just run with Chen Chufan's company hotel every day, and Chen Chufan is working. They had to stay in the next room, and they didn't feel like they were there, and they could memorize the magazines and even the brochures from Universal Music. I can work more than one now. At least they can live a fulfilling life every day, and they naturally don't have any opinions.

"Okay, that's it!" Chen Chufan waved his hand and settled the matter. I'm ready to go out again.

"Hey, wait!" The old cannon hurriedly shouted. Then he took out an underwear that Chen Chufan had seen many times since he was a child, but had never used it since he was a child, raised it in his hand and said, "Let's bring this thing with you, so as not to wear it!" ”

Chen Chufan looked down at his mediocre front with a bitter face, and shook his head helplessly, "Two big brothers, don't tease me, I can't hold it!" ”

"It's okay, it's all ready for you, it's all right!" This time, Qiangzi took the call first, and then this guy also took out two small water bags from the shopping bag just now, and shook them in his hand.

"Must?" Chen Chufan tilted his head and looked at the serious expressions of the two.

"Of course, you have to be rigorous in doing things, otherwise you will be recognized halfway through, and it will be more of a headache!" The old cannon nodded and said solemnly. It's just that no matter how Chen Chufan looks at it, he feels that there is a hint of humor in Lao Cannon's serious eyes.

"Okay!" In the end, in order to avoid the encirclement of reporters, Chen Chufan accepted the advice of this bad middle-aged man and put himself fully armed.

"Squeak!" When Chen Chufan packed everything up, he finally brought the wig that the two of them bought for him. First he glanced up and down suspiciously at his master, then rolled over to the table and laughed wildly in his grinning voice.

While the performance of Qiuqiu in exchange for the surprised eyes of the old cannon and the strong son, it also made Chen Chufan embarrassed: "What are you laughing at!" I laughed and threw you into the toilet pit to take a bath! ”

Annoyed and angry, Chen Chufan grabbed this strange little thing regardless of the occasion, stuffed it into the small backpack prepared by Lao Pao Qiangzi and him, and said sullenly: "Let's go, let's go!" ”

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"Look, I'm right, isn't this going to come out? But I said boss, you should also get a car, do you have to dress up like this every day when you go out in the future? The three of them walked out of the hotel smoothly, and sure enough, they did not attract the attention of any reporters squatting next to the hotel.

"Well, that's right, it's time to buy a car, not to mention being like this every day, just this time I feel uncomfortable!" Chen Chufan nodded in agreement.

"Hehe, you're feeling bad? Speaking of which, you're still wearing unisex attire, jeans, and flat shoes. You must know that when we dress up as women, it is usually summer, and we have to wear skirts, stockings, and even high heels, which is called pain! Lao Cannon heard Chen Chufan's complaints, and after laughing, he spoke.

Chen Chufan only felt that the outlook on life and worldview that he had built up with great difficulty in the past 20 years collapsed at this moment. Linked to all the descriptions of the two of them about men dressing up as women just now, Chen Chufan made up two middle-aged uncles in his mind, embroidering thin eyebrows, turning up eyelashes, applying heavy makeup, shaving his hair, changing into low clothes, wearing a miniskirt and black stockings, and the scene could still provoke men to look back frequently.

Nima, this is too cheating, isn't it? Is there a lower limit for the pseudo-mother to this part?

"Yes, Mr. Chen, you're really nothing, with our size, you still have to carry 36e!" The addition of Hadron on the side has become the last straw that crushed Chen Chufan's outlook on life and worldview. Chen Chufan only felt that his world had been completely turned upside down.

"Fortunately, our family, Ye Siying and Han Xiaoxi don't like makeup!" Chen Chufan muttered to himself, and then said with a confused face: "I finally understand the meaning of that sentence!" ”

"Which word?" Lao Pao and Qiangzi looked at Chen Chufan suspiciously at the same time.

"The reason why men like women is because the man who makes him fall in love has not yet dressed as a man! I said, you two are really a good pair of friends, no wonder you even have to pick together when you are injured and retired. Chen Chufan commented with a sad face.