Xie Shiran said: "I mean, why am I in such a hurry with you today? ”

Zhang Zheng said: "Sister, we haven't seen each other for two days, do you have a feeling of 'not seeing each other for two days, like every other three autumns'?" I have it anyway. ”

"Well, I always have a feeling of anticipation in my heart."

"There's a sense of anticipation, and that's right." Zhang Zheng said.

"What do you mean by that?"

"As soon as we met, we were in a hurry to fight?" Zhang Zheng said.

"What's the mouthpiece?"

"It's just a kiss." Zhang Zheng whispered into Xie Shiran's ear.

"Haha! If you really have you, I thought you were talking about quarrels. ”

"Mom, Dad, are you still answering Nana's question?" The little girl said dissatisfiedly.

"Nana, don't you just want Dad to kiss you well? Come on. Zhang Zheng said and kissed Nana on the forehead.

"Dad, it's not like this, it should be like your own mother, kiss Nana here, right." Nana said as she pressed her index finger to her little mouth.

"Brother Zhang, are you in trouble?" Xie Shiran waved her hands and said helplessly.

"Nana, do you know why Dad kisses Mommy?" Zhang Zheng began to fool the little girl.

"Because dad likes mom." The little girl said.

"It's good that Dad likes Mom, but this time I kissed Mom for another reason." Zhang Zheng said.

"Dad, what's the reason?"

"The reason is this, my mother has been a little angry recently, and she has ulcers in her mouth, and Dad is using this way to treat her mother?" Zhang Zheng said as he muttered in his heart, lying to children, it doesn't seem to be authentic.

"Dad, what do you mean by being on fire? What is an ulcer? "Nana's meticulous little problem has started to attack again, and once it starts, the 100,000 whys will be endless.

"This, this ......"

Zhang Zhengxin said, how to answer this? The theory of Chinese medicine about the clouds and mountains and fog covers on fire, not to mention a few years old little girl, even those masters of Chinese medicine also sing their own tunes, each has their own way, and even deceives and fools, there is no standard. If it is explained by the inflammation theory of Western medicine, it is simple, but for such a small person, it is simply a fantasy.

"Nana, that's the case, on fire, it means to be in a hurry." Zhang Zhengxin said that he had to deceive if he could, even if it was a white lie.

"Oh, no wonder I often hear my grandfather say that I am in a hurry to get angry? It turns out that I was in a hurry. Dad, what about the ulcers? Nana asked.

"Ulcers? An ulcer means that the mother's mouth is broken. Zhang Zheng said.

"Ahh Dad, Mom's mouth is broken, doesn't it hurt? ”

"Of course it hurts, that's why Dad used saliva to treat Mom." Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Ahh Dad's saliva is disgusting. Nana said disdainfully.

"It's disgusting, I said Nana, do you want Daddy to kiss you?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"Dad is so disgusting, don't kiss Nana." Little Nana said.

After listening to Nana's words, Zhang Zheng stretched out his finger to make a V-word, gestured to Xie Shiran, and said, "OK!" ”

"Haha! I said Brother Zhang, you are really there, you are really a good hand at deceiving children. However, your claim of saliva treatment is indeed disgusting as Nana said. Xie Shiran said with a smile.

"I said Sister Xie, you have swallowed so much saliva from your brother just now, and now you know that it is disgusting, haha, it's too late!" Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"When I don't mention saliva, I feel like it's a jade liquid, but after mentioning saliva, I feel a little nauseous, why is that?" Xie Shiran said with a smile.

"When men and women hug each other tightly and kiss selflessly, they feel as sweet as elixir when they swallow each other's saliva and saliva, because they are in a state of utter pleasure, both physically and psychologically. And usually when you see the other party, you won't have this sweet feeling, so this should be a human psychological effect. Zhang Zheng explained.

"Oh, it seems that Brother Zhang's medicine is not in vain, and there is indeed some truth in what he said." Xie Shiran said.

"However, it cannot be generalized, and this situation also varies from person to person." Zhang Zheng smiled evilly.

"No, who likes other people's saliva?" Xie Shiran said.

"Don't hide it from Sister Xie, brother, I am such a person."

"Ahh I said Brother Zhang, you can't be so disgusting, right? ”

"How so? My saliva on Sister Xie, no matter when, I will feel as sweet as milk, and I have never felt the slightest nausea. Zhang Zheng said.

"you! I said, Brother Zhang, have you ever breastfed? Xie Shiran asked.

"Sister Xie, what do you mean?"

"I mean, how do you know milk is sweet if you've never fed milk?" Xie Shiran asked.

"Didn't I eat my sister's milk?" Zhang Zheng said.

"Don't talk nonsense, it's true that you've eaten your sister's milk, but your sister doesn't have milk, how do you know that milk is sweet? Tell you the truth, do you have a leg with some pregnant young woman? Xie Shiran asked with a smile.