No. 267, women have many chest obstacles!

No. 267, women have many chest obstacles!

Walk a lot, eat chunks of meat, drink the strongest liquor, chase all kinds of women. This is the dream of a man when he is young.

It is a young woman's dream to find someone she loves the most, walk a lot, see a lot of scenery, and eat a lot of snacks.

Tang Zhong and Su Shan are still young, so after they arrive in an unfamiliar city, they are interested in going around the streets to experience the customs and unique charm of the city.

Thirteen lines.

One of the most lively and bustling streets in Jinghai.

Tang Zhong and Su Shan walked along, facing the bustling crowd under the light rain one after another, watching unfamiliar faces appear and disappear, looking at the colorful long dragon composed of various umbrellas, both of them had a sense of independence from the world. No. 267, women have many chest obstacles!

They don't belong here, they just look at the lives of these people as a bystander, look at the expressions on their faces, look at their hurried steps or their own livelihoods. In this way, you will be able to see more things that you haven't experienced before.

In our long life, some people only have such a fate in their lives.

Su Shan was wearing a white windbreaker, and his two hands reached into the pockets of the windbreaker. The long hair was pulled up at the back of his head, revealing a plain face that captivated the city and the country. Gentle and arrogant, with an elegant temperament. It has attracted the attention of countless pedestrians.

Others hurried by, amazed by a glance, and couldn't help but look back carefully.

Someone took out his mobile phone from a distance and secretly took pictures of the two. was noticed, and he just smiled awkwardly and ran away quickly.

Tang Zhong and Su Shan didn't really care, just a malicious joke.

"Begonias do not hesitate to be rouge, independent in the drizzle." Tang Zhong said with a smile. This is a sentence by Chen Heyi in the Song Dynasty, written about the arrogant and independent begonia flowers in the drizzle.

At this time, Su Shan, who was dressed in white, was indeed like a bouquet of begonias out of the dust in this black crowd.

Su Shan turned his face to look at Tang Zhong and smiled.

Obviously, she understood the 267th in Tang Chong's poem, and there are many obstacles in the woman's chest! Meaning. Moreover, she was in a very good mood at this time.

Tang Chongyi grabbed her arm and said, "Let's play a game." Let's take rain as a topic and see how many verses each person can remember about rain – think of one and take a step forward. ”

Tang Zhong pointed to a signboard dozens of meters in front of him and said, "Whoever goes there first will win." ”

The big signboard with three antique characters on it, 'Lao Bu Xing', stood out from the crowd in a bunch of red, green, and green neon signs.

It is precisely because of its uniqueness that Tang Zhong is ready to use it as a reference.

Tang Zhong and Su Shan stood side by side, then took a big step forward and said, "I have already recited a song just now. So I should go first. ”

Su Shan turned a blind eye to his cheating behavior, and didn't think about it, so he read: "The scorching sun turns into rain overnight, and the dream is cold and moist." Don't worry about the leaky bed in the house, the bed is wet, and the bank of the stream is deep. ”

This is Zeng Ji's rain poem, although it is not a scene, but the theme of the whole poem highlights the word 'rain'. It is not a violation.

After Su Shan finished reading, he also took a step forward.

It was Tang's turn.

He pondered for a moment, and then he said, "A trace of light thunder falls, and the light is uneven." The affectionate peony contains spring tears, and the powerless rose lies on the branches. ”

After Tang Zhong took a big step, he turned to Su Shan and smiled proudly.

Su Shan was expressionless and said, "The former is done in stride, and the other person has to pick it up immediately." The gap must not exceed three seconds. ”

"Doesn't that mean there's no time to think?" Tang asked in surprise.

"If you think of tomorrow, then don't I have to wait until tomorrow?"

“――”

Tang Zhong thought, this woman is really ruthless.

However, she didn't have time to think, and neither did she. Thinking about it, he felt much more balanced in his heart.

"The clouds are like smoke, and the rain is like scattered silk." After Su Shan finished reading, he walked forward quickly.

"The remnant rainbow receives the rain, and there is a lack of new currents on the shore." Tang Chong took another step forward.

Tang Zhong is in the front, and Su Shan is in the back. There is always a gap of one step between them.

"The drizzle is invisible, and the idle flowers are silent." Su Shan took a step forward.

"-" Tang Chong's forehead was overflowing with hot sweat.

According to his ancient cultivation, if he was given a little time, he would not have a problem coming up with thirty songs. According to the amplitude of his stride, one step was a meter away. That way, he can win the game safely.

However, Su Shan suddenly changed the rules of the game.

It is the end of the stride of the previous person, and the poem of the other person is about to exit. There isn't much reaction time at all. In this way, how big of a poetry library does you need in your mind to support the distance of tens of meters?

"The pine at the bottom of the stream shakes a thousand feet of rain, and the bamboo in the courtyard shakes a window in autumn." Su Shan took another step forward.

Now, she has been side by side with Tang Chong. Tang Zhong deliberately took a big stride, she was also tall and long-legged, and the distance she walked was not short.

Without waiting for Tang to answer, Su Shan continued to read: "The willow branches are heavy through the rain, and the pine color is dark with smoke. ”

Then, Su Shan took another step forward, and had already surpassed Tang Chong and walked in front of him.

"In the Huangmei season, it rains at home, and the grass pond is full of flowers-"

"Jun asked that the return date is not due, and the night rain in Bashan rises in the autumn pool. Why should he cut the candles in the west window together, but when it rained at night in Bashan-"――

Su Shan threw out poems about rain one after another, and took a step forward with each recitation.

No intervals, no stops. She didn't have to think, as if these things were there. She needed them, and they jumped out for her. There is poetry and calligraphy in her belly, which is the fragrance that is immersed in her bones.

This surprised Tang Chong.

How much profound cultivation of ancient poetry is required to do this?

He knew that he could not do it himself.

Now, she has become farther and farther away from Tang Chong, and she is getting closer and closer to the plaque of 'Lao Bu Xing'.

"Xiaolou listened to the spring rain overnight, and sold apricot blossoms in the Ming Dynasty in the deep alley."

Because the distance was too far, Su Shan was worried that Tang Zhong would not be able to hear, so he raised his voice and shouted loudly.

"The spring rain breaks the bridge, and the boat holds out the willow yin-"――

Su Shan recited poems loudly and leaped happily. In the hazy smoke and rain and dim sky, she only left Tang Zhong with a slender figure and a bunch of jumping ponytails, but even so, it still made people feel as beautiful as a fairy.

At this time, Su Shan was a lot less reserved, and more childish, which was rare in her. It's like a child who is trying to do the manual tasks assigned by the teacher in order to get a reward.

Tang Zhong stood in place, squinting his eyes and laughing.

"Yurong is lonely and tears are dry, and pear blossoms bring rain in spring."

Su Shan finished reading this song aloud and took a step forward vigorously.

Then, she turned around excitedly and shouted at Tang Chong, "I won." ”

The joyful and cheerful expression on her face, even if the iron man saw it, he would instantly give birth to a few wisps of tenderness.

Tang Zhong ran over quickly from where he was standing, stood in front of Su Shan, saw her delicate face, smug eyes, raised eyebrows and beautiful lips, and said with a smile: "I am the one who wins." ”

Su Shan frowned lightly, his expression displeased.

Obviously, he won, and he was the first to go under this plaque, but this guy wants to play tricks?

"I know you're not convinced." Tang Zhong said. "You've read forty-two poems. Am I right? However, you have read the sentence 'a thousand rains in the late autumn curtain, and a flute of wind on the sunset tower'. The first time it's twenty-four steps, and the second time it's forty-six steps -- you think about it. ”

Su Shan thought about it seriously, and his face changed.

She has an amazing memory, and she has been reading poetry and books under the guidance of her mother since she was a child. I didn't expect to make such a mistake today.

"Then I remember more than you do." Su Shan said unconvinced.

"Yes. I'll admit it. Tang Zhong said. However, our rule is that the side that fouls loses. ”

"You didn't say that." Su Shan retorted.

"Does that need to be said? Do you think, no matter how fast those athletes run, and they are found to be doping, are their results still valid? It's the same with our game. It should be based on the principle of fairness, justice and openness. Foul and result cancelled. You don't have a grade, isn't it me who wins? ”

"You-" Su Shan bit his lip. This guy is so shameless. She was seriously reciting the poem, and accidentally repeated a sentence. How can it be as serious as doping by athletes?

However, Tang Chong's words made her unable to refute. Because she did repeat a sentence, which is equivalent to cheating.

"You don't want to memorize poems, you just want to catch people." Su Shan said viciously. "Insidious."

"I can't remember you. Of course, I'll have to think of something else. Tang Chong didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his method. He looked at Su Shan's pretty face with a crimson halo that he didn't know if he was frozen or angry, and said, "However, I'm not a stingy man either. I don't remember as much as you do, but you cheated and fouled -- this game, it's just a draw. ”

"-" Su Shan really wanted to hit someone.

What is it when we draw? Does he still feel how wronged he is?

"You see, I kept a gentlemanly demeanor and didn't even think about winning you. You're hell-bent on winning me, but you've made such a simple mistake -- you know why men are in charge of most of the country's affairs, right? Because men are open-minded. Women have many chest obstacles and are prone to mistakes. ”

Su Shan finally couldn't help it. Kick it out.

Tang Zhong dodged quickly, raised his feet and walked into the old cloth shop, and said, "Come in." You have done an outstanding job, and I am going to give you a consolation prize. ”

Su Shan stood at the door with a straight face and stalemate for a while, and then laughed with a 'flutter'.

In an instant, it was as if the wind and rain had stopped, and prosperity bloomed. h!!!