Section 2 The function of fire chopsticks
"Bell, bell!" The school worker walked in front of the classroom door with the bell ringing, Lu Li was in good spirits, reached forward, grabbed Liang Wei's pigtail in the middle of the front, and pulled it back, "Ah! The girl exclaimed in surprise and glared back.
The movement of Lu Li's hand was extremely fast, he pulled it, immediately retracted, and looked up at the sky as if it had nothing to do with him, but the girl knew that it must be him, glared at him for a moment, stretched her arms forward, lay on the desk, and cried. "What's wrong?" The teacher, who was looking down at the lesson plan from the podium, asked.
"It's okay, no." Liang Wei said aggrievedly, her mouth curled, and her eyes turned red.
"It's okay," the teacher nodded, "After class, line up to do." After a burst of tables, chairs and benches, the children began to line up, led by the teacher, and walked out of the classroom to the playground.
Lu Li didn't do anything, walked a few steps with the team, deliberately fell behind, waited for his classmates to pass by him, turned around and went back to the classroom, "Xiaoxiao," Li Xueqing, who didn't do anything like him, called his nickname, bent down and whispered, "I went to the fourth class just now, and Shi Qing didn't go." â
Lu Li raised his eyebrows! Push open the desk, "Let's go!" Look for...... Find out what ...... He...... Go! â
"Xiaoxiao," Li Tiehan asked timidly, "don't break it, right?" â
"Rubbish!" Li Xueqing raised his hand and gave his family a burst, "Forget how he bullied you last time?" Xiaoxiao pulled you out, you still have so much nonsense? â
Shi Qing is a third-grade child in this school, and he lives not far from Li Tiehan's family, and they are in the same school as each other, so they have a lot of contacts, but Li Tiehan is cowardly and often bullies Shi Qing. Seeing him rushing out of the classroom without looking back, the more Li Tiehan thought about it, the more frightened he became, and hurriedly chased after him
The four of them walked out of the classroom and were about to go upstairs when a voice came from behind them, "Luli, you don't do ......"
Lu Li turned around and looked at Yang Ling, the squad leader, "Why don't you do it?" â
"Tube...... Make move...... Catchy? (Note 1)
"Luley, why are you going?"
This time, Lu Lili ignored her, and walked upstairs, raised his hand and pushed open the classroom of the fourth class of the third year, there were several children playing poker inside, heard the voice, thought it was the teacher coming, and hurriedly turned around, one of them sitting on the table was Shi Qing, "Erdanzi," he called Li Tiehan's nickname, and said, "What are you doing again?" â
"No...... No, no...... Why. Luli hurriedly said, "Pump...... Draw out...... You. After saying a word, bully half a step, raise your hand and fight!
Shi Qing leaned back, avoiding his punch, M's Luli," he scolded loudly, "Can you take care of the matter between me and Erdanzi?" Are you going to fight me again? â
Lu Li stretched forward with his other hand, grabbed the other party's hair hard, and slammed it hard, Shi Qing screamed in pain again and again, and scolded the street in his mouth, and the two children fought together! "Don't care about it? Who dare to care? Li Xueqing warned loudly.
A few of Shi Qing's 'card friends' really didn't dare to move. Luli is probably very cruel because of his physical defects! He is famous in the whole school for not wanting to die, and if anyone provokes him, it can be regarded as a hornet's nest!
Shi Qing is one year older than Lu Li, but he is obviously not the opponent of the latter, and when the homeroom teacher of the fourth class heard the news, Lu Li was riding on Shi Qing, and the small fists were indiscriminate, raining down on him, "Oops......" Shi Qing was in pain, holding his head with his arms, and letting the other party beat the drums like heavy blows.
"Get up, all ...... Get up! Lei Shude Khan came out, pulled up Luli, and blocked him behind him, "Shi Qing, why?" Why did he hit you? What class are you from? Why fight with him? â
"I'm playing with Erdanzi, and Luli will beat me when he comes in."
Lei Shude felt very sad, Shi Qing is not a good boy, he recruits cats and dogs all day long, and has nothing to do, his so-called 'teasing' must be a little insulting, "You ......" He turned around and reprimanded, "What class are you from?" Who is your homeroom teacher? â
"His name is Lu Li, and he is in the second class of the second year." Shi Qing loud interface.
"Sophomore?" Lei Shude has just taken over the fourth class, and sometimes he can't tell the children in his own class, let alone other grades. "You...... How do you get to 3rd grade to fight? â
Lu Li didn't say a word, looked down, there were scratched blood marks on the back of his hand, and his cheekbones were also hit by Shi Qing's fist, which was not obvious now, and would be bruised after a while. He fights a lot and doesn't care at all; In this fight, he actually suffered more, but he was fine, raised his eyelids and glanced at Lei Shude, and the corners of his ruddy mouth twitched, "Again...... Dare to ...... again Bully the egg ......, you star...... I...... Me, me, my! After saying that, he took the other three people and went out all the way.
Lei Shude comforted Shi Qing a few words, turned around and returned to the teacher's office, "Teacher Li,......" He asked Li Li, who was the head teacher of the second class of the second year, "Is there a child named Lu Li in your class?" â
"Yes?" Li Li was stunned, "What's the matter, he's in trouble again?" â
"I just entered ......the class," Lei Shude explained, "This kid, what's going on?" â
Li Li was helpless, "Lu Li, this kid, it's really a headache." â
Lu Li's name is known to everyone, led by him including Li Xueqing, Li Tiehan, Xu Yunjian four, is said to be the four evils of Daxing Street Primary School, naughty and mischievous, all evil, the most fierce time is in the second semester of his first grade, none of the four teachers in the morning four classes escaped, all tortured by him: the first is the head teacher Tian who teaches Chinese, a broom fell off his head, and his head was full of chalk ends. The children stirred the blackboard groove with brooms for a long time, and when they fell from the sky, they were white powder; The second is the arithmetic teacher surnamed Gao, because he was wearing highly myopic glasses, these children put a few thumbtacks in the chalk box, and the teacher Gao screamed again and again; This is nothing, the worst thing is Teacher Zhao, who teaches drawing, she is a female teacher who is about the same age as Li Li, and when she opened the drawer of the podium, there was a grass snake in it!
Teacher Zhao screamed, frightened and angry, and cried on the spot, and the class couldn't go on, although he invited the principal, but I don't know who made the prank, and finally it was over. As for the last teacher, because the situation caused by the prank was too bad, Lu Li was also a little afraid, and reined in a little, until the end of class, the heart of nonsense rose again, but there was no preparation in advance, and there were no props at hand, so he had to tear off a piece of paper from the homework book of the classmates at the adjacent table, tear it into a piece of paper, form a group, and bounce it to the podium one by one, and completed the tactical goal of 'not letting anyone fall into the net' set with his partners in the morning.
Although no one has specified who did all this, everyone from top to bottom knows that it must be Lully's ghost! This kid is very brainy, he can always come up with all kinds of strange ways to mess around, he never listens to lectures in class, never writes homework after class, but strange to say, every time he takes an exam, he is always the first in the class and in his age! The handwriting is beautiful, the answers are neat, and they can be used as standard answers!
And in the class, from the class leader Yang Ling down, no one dared to hit Lu Li's small report behind the teacher's back, at the beginning the children didn't know, and then something happened: Lu Li once caused trouble, Yang Ling told the teacher, the school was no class that afternoon, the children came home from school, Lu Li made some preparations, began to retaliate, smashed the back window of Yang Ling's house by the alley with a stone, in a shout of chickens and dogs jumping over the wall, the family began to clean up the glass fragments, and asked the adults to measure the size, ready to buy new glass, putty; I just went out and found that the Yang family's father's bicycle had pulled out the valve core! When Yang's father pushed the bicycle with a shriveled tire and went out, Luli stuffed the newspaper roll that was on fire through the crack in Yang's door.
In the smoke, the Yang family was really panicked, the adults screamed, the children cried, and it made a mess! Afterwards, Lu Li found his parents, and his aunt, two sisters and uncle took turns to fight and beat him up, but he was not afraid at all, but he suffered a little bit of flesh and skin, and it was worth it in his mind to be able to get out of this evil breath in his heart.
From then on, the classmates in the class were afraid of the past and never dared to provoke him again.
In addition to classmates, there are also teachers and school workers, these people are all adults, and there is naturally no problem in physical strength when dealing with a child like him, but last winter, a quarrel between the school worker and Xu Yunjian made people see Lu Li's power again.
The origin of the matter is that Xu Yunjian was naughty, it was winter, and there was a basin on the stove in the classroom - this was the property of the class, which was used during sanitation and cleaning, and there was water in the basin, and every class would be replaced with a new basin of water. Xu Yunjian was naughty and poured all the basins of water into the boiling stove!
This was a big joke, and the dust that flew up filled the entire classroom, fortunately it was at the end of class, but even so, the situation was very bad, and the dust even splashed into the corridor, and the passing students, teachers, and school workers were all spared, and all of them fell with dust all over their faces. This is still the case outside, and the classmates indoors have suffered greatly, the boys scream, the girls cry, the scene is terrifying!
Xu Yunjian is also stupid, he doesn't want to be naughty for a while, and he will cause such a big disaster? When the teacher found the school worker, asked the other party to clean up and re-raise the stove, the school worker was a black and strong man, and he didn't care about being in front of the teacher, classmates, and the principal, and immediately scolded, m! Who did this? When he knew that it was Xu Yunjian, the school worker grabbed Xu Yunjian and lifted him up on the spot, raising his hand was a slap!
Xu Yunjian is Lu Li's best friend, and his friendship with him is deeper than that with Li Xueqing and Li Tiehan, his friend was 'bullied' by the school worker, and Lu Li came out for him;
It's strange to say, Lu Li usually stutters, but every time he gets emotional, when the stammering next to him can't be sentenced, he becomes fluent in words and doesn't stutter at all, "I see you try to move him again?" I'll set your house on fire tomorrow! (Note 2)
mã The school worker threw down Xu Yun's sword and scolded Lu Li, "Little JB child, what do you say?" â
mīŧ Lu Li scolded back without hesitation, "You don't scold the big SB of the street." â
An adult pointed at a child who was not as tall as his chest and scolded him, and there were other colleagues around to watch the excitement, and the school worker was a little hung up, "You little jb thing?" What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you taking? â
Although Lu Li can scold the street, he doesn't understand the meaning of many words, and he is stunned by the other party's question, his eyes turn, and he blurts out a sentence, "Fire chopsticks!" â
The people around laughed, the school worker's black face turned purple, and he was about to arrest Lu Li when he let go of Xu Yunjian, but he hugged his colleague, "Don't be shameless, you can't even scold a child, why do you want to do it?" Zha is dead! â
Since then, this school worker has been nicknamed Fire Chopsticks. The men who heard this story all laughed, and the women all blushed and took a sip.
Note 1: Do you have the habit of eating words, and you should have said 'can you manage it', but after eating the words, it becomes 'managed'.
Note 2: It means to set fire.