Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Perverted Lee
"I," Lee wanted to go back to the past and strangle himself at the moment, why did he wear this pair of hiking shoes when he came to South Korea this time?!
"What are you doing?" Kim Taeyeon is very strange.
"Well, do you have a mask?" Lee finally said helplessly.
"Yes, it's a must-have, but why do you want a mask?" Kim Taeyeon took out a cartoon mask from her pocket and shook it.
"It's not me, it's you who want to use ......" Lee pointed at Kim Taeyeon with a blank face.
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"Hahahaha
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"Yes, I'm sorry, I, hahahahahaha!"
"Laugh, laugh." Lee looked at his wet feet, then buried his head in the crook of his arm and said resignedly.
The first time I went to the goddess's house, the first thing I did was not to be ashamed of the goddess, but to wash my feet in the toilet of the goddess's house?!
Lee thinks that if he can say something, probably no one will believe it, right?
"I understand, I understand, boys, the metabolism is more developed hahahahahahahahahaha Kim Taeyeon didn't say a few words, and the aunt laughed again.
"Ah, I'm a guest, do I know you well? Laughing so much in front of me? Lee was helpless.
How happy is this Nima! The first time I went to the goddess's house, the first impression I left was the smell of feet?!
"I'm really just because of these shoes, it's so stuffy, I'm not usually so!" Lee reiterates.
"It's okay, I understand, when I used to practice dancing, I took off my shoes at the end of the day, and it was the same smell hahahahahahaha Well, Kim Taeyeon didn't want to communicate well.
"Nonsense, how can a goddess be stinky!" Lee pursed his lips and said, "Your sweat is all Chanel, okay!" β
"It's so exaggerated, at most it's LancΓ΄me." Kim Taeyeon replied with a smile, not at all to be the face of a goddess.
"......" Lee looked at Kim Taeyeon helplessly.
Why is it that when others meet the goddess, they are so beautiful, but they meet the goddess like this?
"Sure enough, I'm not the main character?!" Lee gritted his teeth and muttered to himself.
"What did you say?" Kim Tae-yeon smiled enough and asked as she wiped her tears.
"No, it's fine." Lee quickly shook his head, then diverted the subject, "What about Kanazawa?" I'm the one I envy the most of this little guy. β
"Why envy it?" Kim Taeyeon asked curiously.
"I can see you every day~" Of course, Lee didn't say what was in his heart.
"Hehe, it's okay~" Kim Tae-yeon said shyly.
Lee felt that if he didn't have a problem, he would have a nosebleed when he saw this scene, but why was there a strange dissonance?
"You laughed just now, and now you're pretending to be shy, aren't you fine?!" Lee spat silently.
"Kim Tae-yeon was sent to Jeonju, and I've been too busy lately to take care of it~" Kim Tae-yeon, of course, couldn't hear Lee's complaint in her heart.
"That's right." Lee nodded, and then tried to say something, but heard a strange sound.
"Goo~"
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"Do you really know how to cook?" Lee watched Kim Taeyeon hurrying around and was a little suspicious.
"Of course, don't look at me like this, just because I don't make much, but it still tastes great! Ouch~" Kim Taeyeon was boasting to herself, but she didn't expect to be happy and sad, and her hands were burned by the oil that spilled out.
"Are you alright?" Lee quickly took Kim Tae-yeon's little hand and blew hard.
"It's okay......" Kim Taeyeon wanted to say that it was okay, but seeing the man in front of him feeling so sorry for himself, he suddenly became obsessed.
"Do you really know how to cook?" Blowing vigorously and rubbing it lightly with his hand, Lee looked up and asked after making sure it was okay.
"Ah, of course!" Kim Taeyeon came back to her senses, quickly pulled her hand out, and then pretended not to care.
"Okay." Lee nodded, then turned and walked out.
Both of them looked calm, as if what had just happened was just an ordinary thing.
"Oh Mo, what's going on, why is my heart beating so fast?" After Kim Taeyeon waited for Lee to walk out, she quickly put down the shovel and said with her mouth covered.
"Oh yes, I touched it, I touched it, the legendary weak and boneless Jin Tai Soft little hand!" Lee came out of the kitchen, holding up his hand and sniffing vigorously (β_β B sweat).
But just as the two were performing their own inner dramas, the doorbell suddenly rang.
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After a sound of rummaging through the cabinets, Lee was stuffed into the wardrobe by Kim Tae-yeon.
Kim Tae-yeon tidied up, then pretended to have nothing to do and opened the door.
"Oh, Pani?" On the monitor, Kim Tae-yeon discovers that it's Tiffany, and that something is wrong.
"Wow, Taeyeon~" Tiffany pounced on Kim Taeyeon after the door opened.
"Wow, why are you going?" Kim Taeyeon didn't care about anything else, so she could only help Tiffany in.
"Taeyeon, I want to kiss~" Tiffany was helped to the sofa by Kim Taeyeon, and then pulled Kim Taeyeon hard and didn't let go.
"Hey, what are you doing, Pani?" Kim Taeyeon looked at Tiffany's appearance and felt a sudden burst in her heart.
"Kiss~" Tiffany put on a red lipstick, which was delicate.
"Goodo"
It's not Kim Taeyeon, it's Lee who hides in the clothes.
There was a gap in the door of the wardrobe, and from the gap, Lee could just see this fragrant and glamorous scene.
"No, is it true that the outside world says that Tenny is really doing a fake show?" Lee muttered in his heart, and then the soul of CP exploded, "Dear, kiss, Taeyeon you can do it!" β
"Pani, you're drunk, I'll pour you a glass of milk." Kim Taeyeon didn't notice that she didn't have any bad thoughts about Tiffany today, and not just because she knew that Lee was there.
"Don't want milk, kiss~" Tiffany said disregardlessly, with a little nasal voice in her coquettishness.
"Good boy~" Kim Tae-yeon brushed Tiffany away and went to the kitchen to give Tiffany hot milk.
After Kim Taeyeon left, Lee felt the need to leave secretly, and then saw that Tiffany's eyes were closed, and felt that it was a good time, so he slowly pushed open the door and crawled towards the entrance.
On the other side, Tiffany, who was drunk on the sofa, suddenly opened one eye, then secretly glanced around, and then quickly got up, took off her coat or something, and only her close-fitting clothes and pants remained, and then lay down on the sofa again.
"......" Lee, who was trying to make his way to the entrance, suddenly felt something fall on his head and reached out to touch it. But it was a pair of flesh-colored stockings with body fragrance, and when I touched it again, it was another one.
"Goo." Lee's eyes turned red, and he arched his ass and sped up crawling towards the entrance.
Of course, these two god costumes had already been stuffed into his pocket.
"It's cheap and doesn't take advantage of the bastard!" Lee roared inwardly.
"Taeyeon~" was about to reach the general distance, Tiffany began to call again, and Lee wanted to cry without tears, so he had to go back the way he came.
"Huh?" Kim Taeyeon, who was in the kitchen, heard the sound and hurriedly ran out with milk, but saw the clothes in front and back of the sofa, and his head was big.
Glancing back at the closet, Kim Taeyeon quickly found a coat for Tiffany to put on, and then said, "I'll help you into the bedroom." β
Helping Tiffany into the bedroom, Kim Taeyeon hurried back to the living room, packed Tiffany's clothes, and then opened the door to the closet.
"What are you doing?" Only then did Kim Taeyeon notice that there were a lot of close-fitting clothes in the wardrobe.
"What are you hiding?" Lee reluctantly pointed outside.
"It seems that I can't eat today, I'll come back on Sunday, you should still be in Korea, right? Shall I invite you to dinner then? Kim Taeyeon reluctantly apologized to Lee.
"Okay, then I'll go first?" Lee quickly nodded and said.
"Hmm," Kim Taeyeon bit her lip and nodded, but just as she sent Lee to the door, she suddenly asked, "I didn't do anything bad in the laundry room just now, did I?" β
"Huh?" Lee was stunned for a moment, then smiled awkwardly and said, "No, of course I'm not leaving!" β
After saying that, Lee hurriedly ran away with his shoes.
"This guy, I can see the stockings in his pocket." Kim Taeyeon's face turned red, and then she remembered Tiffany in the room and quickly ran back.
"Taeyeon~" Tiffany called out to Kim Taeyeon in the room, her body still writhing.
"Why do you drink so much?" Kim Tae-yeon wipes Tiffany's body with a wet towel.
"Taeyeon, why don't you kiss me?" Tiffany asked.
"Huh? Why should I kiss you? Kim Taeyeon was embarrassed, but she could only pretend to be fine.
"Humph!" Tiffany sat up suddenly, where did she still look drunk?
"Uh, you, you're not drunk?" Kim Taeyeon was stunned.
"yes, I wasn't drunk last time!" Tiffany didn't know why, her eyes were red, she got out of bed and started to dress, but after she put them on, she couldn't find her two stockings, but she didn't care, and as soon as she put on her coat, she ran out.
"Pani!" Kim Taeyeon couldn't stop Tiffany, and she was worried that although Tiffany wasn't drunk, she must have been drinking because she was full of alcohol.
There was no way, Kim Taeyeon took the mask and ran out.
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"Oh my mom, it's really a plot that you can't even see in TV dramas." Lee ran barefoot for about ten or twenty minutes in one breath before he stopped to catch his breath.
Looking left and right, Lee found a staircase, sat on it, and began to put on his shoes. After putting on my shoes, I remembered the stockings in my pockets again.
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Lee felt that his brain was already starved of oxygen, so he put his nose on it like a pervert, sniffed vigorously, and then licked it in a ghostly manner.
"Smack"
"Why am I so a**?!" Lee reacted quickly, slapped himself, and tucked the stockings into his pocket.
"Where is this?" Lee suddenly found that he didn't know where to run, and in desperation, he could only walk along the side of the road, trying to find a car to fight.
"Little brother, can you give me some money to spend?" Just as he was passing by the mouth of an alley, a group of people dressed in random clothes, holding a small dagger, blocked Lee.
βοΌβ Lee didn't understand, because the gang spoke in dialect, and Lee didn't understand it, but looking at the menacing appearance of the other party, coupled with the dagger in his hand, the fool also knew that there was nothing good.
"What are you going to do?" Lee took a few steps back without moving.