Chapter 1474: Catching Ducks to the Himalayas (Two More Flowers)
Liang Li explained: "Aunt Ye, that's the case, in terms of giving birth, Dr. Zhang Zheng and Dr. Zhang Da created a set of sweet potato theories by themselves. This set of theories, although a bit earthy, is still very novel......"
"Oh! It's funny, how is this child associated with planting sweet potatoes? Contact is contact, why has it become a theory? Ye Zhixin asked puzzled.
"You always said that this kind of sweet potato and giving birth to a child are originally two different things, but in Brother Zhang, people have linked these two things that do not match each other."
"Xiaoli, hurry up and tell your aunt, what is the sweet potato theory all about? What is the content of the theory? Ye Zhixin said.
"Okay. However, before I am about to talk about the sweet potato theory, let me remind you that you should swallow the food that has already entered your mouth. Liang Li reminded.
"Why? I said Xiaoli, does this sweet potato theory still have anything to do with everyone's eating? Ye Zhixin asked.
"Let's say it has a relationship, they really don't have anything to do with each other. But if they don't have a relationship, they can be related to each other at any time......"
"I said Xiaoli, what kind of mess is this? If it has a relationship, it has a relationship, and if it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, you are so ambiguous and confused, what the hell is going on? Ye Zhixin asked.
"What the hell is going on, I'll sell it to you first, and after everyone listens to this sweet potato theory, you can naturally see it." Liang Li said.
"Wait, I said Xiaoli, there is still a thesis for this theory?" Ye Zhixin asked puzzled.
"Auntie, you're right, this sweet potato theory is different from other theories, it is presented to everyone in the form of songs." Liang Li explained.
"Oh, I see, it seems that this is an easy-to-understand, unique theory. Since it's a song, then you can sing it to everyone. β
"I'm sorry Auntie, with my broken gong voice, singing the Riba people is okay, but in the face of such an elegant spring and white snow, my niece is really a little reluctant, like catching a duck to the Himalayas."
"I said Xiaoli, Auntie, I've heard of catching ducks on the shelves, I've heard of catching ducks up trees, and I've never heard of catching ducks up the Himalayas, what do you mean?"
"What else can you mean? Doesn't that mean it's harder than chasing ducks up trees? You think, although the tree is taller than the shelf, if the duck usually pays attention to exercise and loses weight well, maybe it can really fly up with wings. The Himalayas are different, even if the duck loses weight well, it can't fly. Auntie, are you right? β
"you, duck weight loss, you can figure it out, are you a duck a human? Besides, the duck keeps out the cold, it all depends on feathers and fat, you let the duck lose the fat, let alone fly up the Himalayas, it is estimated that before the mountain is reached, the duck will go to see Marx. Ye Zhixin said.
"Zhixin, don't talk nonsense." Li Guangjie reminded.
"Oh, I said it wrong, it should be, it is estimated that before reaching the bottom of the mountain, the duck was frozen to death." Ye Zhixin corrected.
"Actually, Auntie doesn't need to listen to Uncle Li, what's wrong with the duck going to see Marx? Could it be that Marx and his old man don't like to eat duck? I like to eat anyway, and I think most people will like to eat too. Charlene chimed in.
"Haha! Xiao Lin was right. Then I'm going to change it back. By the way, let's not talk about ducks, Xiaoli, don't you have a good voice? Why can't you sing? Ye Zhixin asked.
"Auntie, it's not that I can't sing, it's that I can't sing."
"Why?"
"I'm afraid that once you don't sing well, it will scare everyone and affect your appetite, and it will be a little bad." Liang Li said seriously.
"Girl, is it so exaggerated? Auntie is not afraid, you can sing. β
"Still don't sing anymore. So, let me introduce you to the lyrics of this theory song. Liang Li said.
"Okay, then don't bother, let's talk about it quickly." Ye Zhixin urged.
"Okay. Please prick up your ears and listen, the lyrics of this sweet potato theory song are like this: The rural baby has great ability, and he marries a beautiful baby in the city. Marry more than a dozen of her, marry her and give birth to a baby at home. Giving birth to him is like planting sweet potatoes in the ground......"
"Haha! Poof! β
"Haha! Poof! β
"Haha! Poof! β
Beijing rhyme, standard Mandarin, Liang Li's voice made everyone sound very enjoyable, but this enjoyment did not continue, and it was broken by the constant "poof" sound on the scene.
The judges may be asking, what happened at the scene? The author can responsibly tell readers that nothing big happened at the scene, just a small episode. Because a few foodies at the scene did not listen to Liang Li's reminder, and when they were immersed in eating, they suddenly heard this strange sweet potato song, and when they were amused, they involuntarily squirted out all the food in their mouths.
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