Chapter 966: Awesome Great Aunt
"Great Auntie. It's so late to deliver something to someone! After Lin Lei opened the door, she said in an unusually sweet voice.
"That's, don't look at who I am, I'm your aunt!" A hearty female voice sounded from outside the door, and immediately, Zhao Tiezhu saw a typical middle-aged and elderly woman appear at the door.
This is a very ordinary middle-aged woman, no beautiful appearance, no bewitching figure, anyway, how ordinary it looks, this person is carrying a plastic bag in his hand, I don't know what is in the bag, it is bulging.
"Alas, Xiaolei, what does it smell so good!" As soon as the eldest aunt entered the door, she shrugged her nose and asked, and then turned her eyes to the restaurant, and then !!
Zhao Tiezhu could actually see that big aunt's eyes suddenly burst out with a strong light! This light can almost blind Zhao Tiezhu's dog eyes!
Nima: What is this!!
It is the first time that Zhao Tiezhu has seen such a fine light on the body of an ordinary person, this essence is like a ** who has seen a naked beauty, and it seems that Sister Feng has seen Guanxi, and it is even more like Ultraman has seen a little monster!
"Who is this young man!!" The eldest aunt was windy under her feet, and walked to Zhao Tiezhu's side in a few steps.
"Hello Auntie." Although Zhao Tiezhu was shocked by his aunt's essence, he reacted quickly and stood up.
"Yo, who are you? Is it Lei's friend? Or is it Lei's boyfriend? "The eldest aunt first came to ask three questions, and the speed of her speech was very fast.
"I am..."Zhao Tiezhu just wanted to introduce himself, but his aunt didn't give him a chance to speak, "How old are you?" Where do you read the books? What do you do now? ”
"This..."Zhao Tiezhu really wanted to say Nima, don't speak so fast, okay? Let's wait for my buddy to introduce himself, but just when Zhao Tiezhu was thinking about this, the eldest aunt spoke again, but this time it was aimed at Lin Lei, "Xiaolei, this is your boyfriend, right?" Tut-tut, you are really, you have a boyfriend and you don't know to tell your aunt, I said, why don't you always let your aunt introduce you to a boyfriend? But ah, I look at this child, with small arms and legs, it doesn't look like a rich and noble appearance, let me tell you, the mountain I introduced to you last time, 2 meters high, 300 pounds, that's a man's body!! Don't be fat, such a man, tsk, you are still young, you may not understand, the eldest aunt is a person who has come over, only a man with that body can have a sense of oppression, you know, and only then can we women be sexually blessed, well, it's sexual bliss, you know? How much strength can this little arm and leg have? ”
Zhao Tiezhu was completely suppressed now, Nima, are you saying in front of your buddies that your buddy's X ability is not enough? Zhao Tiezhu feels that a man can be said to be ugly, no money, no figure, but he must not be said no, Zhao Tiezhu has an abnormal idea of wanting to prove that he is very good at this time, although Zhao Tiezhu in the past said that he could not completely collapse Mount Tai and not change his color, but he would not be easily teased by a few words, but today, when he met this aunt, Zhao Tiezhu felt that his scheming city was still too shallow and shallow, Zhao Tiezhu really had an impulse, That is to show the little iron pillar to give this gossipy aunt a head-on blow, and let her know what is called a man's artifact!
"Auntie!!" Lin Lei blushed, took her aunt's hand and shook it dissatisfiedly.
"Alas, don't shake it, don't shake it." The eldest aunt broke free from Lin Lei's hands, then pulled over the chair and sat down, looked at Zhao Tiezhu with a parental style, and asked, "Young man, what's your name?" ”
Zhao Tiezhu was completely confused by this aunt, Nima just now you asked your buddy what was his name, and the buddy was interrupted by you just as soon as he wanted to say it, is it possible that you still want to interrupt again?
Zhao Tiezhu looked at his eldest aunt warily.
"What do you see? I'm Xiaolei's aunt, I'm an elder, and I'm a checker for my niece, can't I? The eldest aunt looked at Zhao Tiezhu dissatisfied.
"No, no, no." After confirming that the eldest aunt did not interrupt his thoughts, Zhao Tiezhu took a deep breath and said, "This... Auntie, my name is Zhao..."
"Oh, Xiaolei, you're still making chicken soup!!" The eldest aunt decisively interrupted again.
Zhao Tiezhu's fist clenched violently, then let go, sighed helplessly, and looked at Lin Lei.
Lin Lei stuck out her tongue embarrassedly, and then shook her head slightly.
"By the way, you go on, what's your name?" The eldest aunt turned her head to look at Zhao Tiezhu again.
"My name is Zhao Tiezhu." Zhao Tiezhu said without a pause, because he was afraid that this aunt would interrupt him again.
"Oh? Iron pillars? That's a good name! Thick! The eldest aunt said with satisfaction.
Zhao Tiezhu is the first time to hear people say that his name is good, and secretly said that this aunt is really extraordinary, and sometimes he feels that his name is very frustrated, but he didn't expect that the eldest aunt can recognize pearls at first sight, and Zhao Tiezhu felt that this aunt was actually quite good.
"Iron Pillar, don't mind if I call you Iron Pillar, do you?" The eldest aunt asked earnestly.
"Don't mind." Zhao Tiezhu shook his head like a good child, blinking at his aunt with big pure eyes.
"Alas, you're my Xiaolei's boyfriend, right?" The Great Aunt asked.
"Yes." Zhao Tiezhu nodded in Lin Lei's expectant eyes.
"Oh! Yes, yes, how long have you been here? The Great Aunt then asked.
"It's been a long time."
"How old are you?"
“25.”
"What do you do?"
"Company employee."
"Where are you from?"
"FJ people..."
"How tall and how tall are you?"
“……”
"What do your mom and dad do?"
“……”
"Is Xiaolei your first love?"
“……”
"How did you and Xiaolei meet?"
“……”
The sweat on Zhao Tiezhu's forehead slowly increased, he couldn't imagine that a woman could gossip to such an extent, if he just asked some normal questions, Zhao Tiezhu felt that it was nothing, after all, he was also an elder, but later, this aunt actually inquired about her so-called acquaintance and relationship with Lin Lei, and then who chased whom, and then where was the first date? Where's the first kiss? Have you ever had a relationship, anyway, there are only things you can't think of, and there is nothing that your aunt can't ask!
Zhao Tiezhu was originally a little proud when his aunt first came just now, and Lin Lei asked him to be a fake boyfriend, because it meant that after the aunt left, he would be able to get some of the benefits he wanted, but right now, Zhao Tiezhu regretted it, completely regretted it, Nima, who is the aunt, this is the paparazzi, right?