Chapter 227: I want to eat roast suckling pig
"It seems that there are very few people with the surname Kong, and it is really rare to be able to meet one!" Shen Han said.
"What nonsense are you talking about? How can there be fewer people with the surname Kong? In addition to the Confucian saint, there is also that Kong Ming, there is also a person named Kong Rong, and there is also a singer, also surnamed Kong! ”
Kong Bing'er was very unfair and fought for the power of his Kong family, and told all the people surnamed Kong he knew.
"Ahem, the one you're talking about is called Kong Shangren, right? Got an opera, called "Peach Blossom Fan", isn't it? People are opera artists, not singers, you are mistaken. ”
Shen Han said kindly.
"You're not here, you're not singing!"
Kong Bing'er directly gave her a big white eye.
"It seems that Kong Ming is not surnamed Kong, right? People are called Zhuge Liang, the word Kong Ming, not the surname Kong! Zhang Ming also coaxed on the side, putting on a posture of fearing that the world would not be chaotic.
"Shut up, fat man!" Kong Bing's face turned red with anger, and he couldn't wait to punch him.
"You actually scolded me for being a dead fat man, you, you, I have to strangle you!" Zhang Ming almost jumped up angrily.
"You pinch, you pinch, I'm afraid you won't make it!" Kong Bing'er also stiffened her chest fiercely, and looked at the other party with contempt.
When the two of them were still arguing there, they saw a middle-aged man in his forties suddenly appear on the side of the road in front of him, wearing a gray-white fur coat, wrapping himself in it, with a pair of large sunglasses cut on his face, covering half of his face, looking mysterious, and his eyes staring at this side from time to time.
Shen Han frowned slightly, this man must be wrong. He hurriedly whispered: "Don't make trouble, pay attention to that man, I'm afraid it's not good." ”
When Zhang Ming heard his words, his spirit was shocked, and he hurriedly followed his gaze.
But at this time, the middle-aged man suddenly took out a small pistol and shot four shots at the front two tires of their car.
The two tires suddenly flattened rapidly, and the whole car suddenly crashed towards the side of the road as if it were drunk.
"Ah, murder!" When many passers-by heard the gunshots, they all screamed in surprise and ran in all directions.
The middle-aged man smiled wryly, turned around and blended into the crowd.
Shen Han, Zhang Ming and Kong Bing'er were all frightened, and they had already seen the door of a store in front of the car, and it was now morning, and there were people coming and going at the door of the store, and many people were screaming terriblely.
"I can't stop the car!"
Zhang Ming's face turned pale, his hands were tightly gripping the steering wheel, and he kept trembling, as if he had been electrocuted, and beads of sweat were already oozing from his forehead.
"Then don't brake, jump out!"
Shen Han had already seen that the situation was critical, so he hugged Kong Bing'er who was sitting in his arms, grabbed Zhang Ming, and kicked the car door, and in the frightened screams of the two people, the three of them had already rushed out.
Rumble!
The whole Ferrari had slammed into the door of the store, and there was a dull sound, which made the customers who were about to go out and had not yet noticed what was going on outside, and several young girls fainted directly.
The three of them fell heavily to the ground, and rolled forward more than ten meters in a row before gradually stopping.
"Ah, it hurts!"
Although Kong Bing'er was held in Shen Han's arms, there was still a certain amount of friction with the ground, which still made her almost cry, and her two big clear and bright eyes were red.
Zhang Ming also cursed loudly: "Rub, these people really want our lives, I must kill them!" ”
He clutched his forehead and groaned in pain. Just now he had a violent collision with the sidewalk next to him, making his forehead bulge with a bag the size of a small longbao, like an extra eye, red, particularly funny and cute.
Shen Han had not suffered such a crime, the bones in his body seemed to be broken, and he almost groaned in pain. But he knew that the other party could attack them, and there must be a backhand, so he didn't dare to be careless, and hurriedly used all his strength to drag the two of them up, and ran towards the front with difficulty, while shouting with a bitter face: "Can you two run by yourself?" I'm tired, you're too heavy, aren't you? ”
Zhang Ming shook his head that was swung to pieces, looked at his tattered clothes that were rubbed, and screamed: "Boss, I'm injured, I'm injured all over my body, am I going to die?" I want revenge! ”
Kong Bing'er's clothes and pants were also worn out in several places, revealing the snow-white skin inside, but they were stained with the dirt on the ground, which looked dirty, and there were still a few places where blood was faintly oozing. She has been the princess of the family since she was a child, and she has always been stuck in the palm of her hand by her family, and she has never suffered at all, where did she think that she would meet these two unlucky people today? And she was also involved, she let Shen Han drag her forward, and she also sobbed and shouted: "My leg hurts so much, it's all you, my car, whining......"
Shen Han was also furious, his grandmother's, this trip to the capital was really weak.
"Boss, are you alright?"
Although Gigi didn't have the strength to help him, he also knew that something was going on outside.
"I'm fine!"
"Damn, these people dare to attack the boss, they really don't want to live, I must make them amazing!"
Ji Ji was trembling with anger, and he was almost about to burst out.
When Shen Han heard it, his heart immediately warmed, this little thing was really good to him. However, he knew that the other party's current cultivation was almost in vain, and he would not be able to recover in a few days, so he couldn't let Ji Ji fight hard for himself, so he hurriedly comforted him: "What are you anxious about? Haven't you heard a word? Ten years is not too late to call the gentleman to take revenge, and now although we are at a disadvantage, as long as we are given a few days to recuperate, we can annihilate them in one fell swoop, so what we can do now is to pretend to be a grandson, you know9"
"Pretending to be a grandson? I haven't studied, have I? Gigi said puzzled.
Shen Han almost vomited blood, what kind of life is this? Now dragging two half-dead people and explaining these things to it, do you really want to exhaust yourself? He felt that he was panting, and a thick layer of sweat was oozing from his forehead, and he was uncomfortable even when he moved, and he wanted to lie on the ground immediately and sleep beautifully.
"Damn, aren't you awesome? Run, I'll see where you run!
At this moment, three or four vans suddenly rushed from behind, and dozens of people rushed down from above, it was the same people who were about to beat them just now, and the middle-aged man waved the iron pipe in his hand and roared loudly.
After the surrounding crowd of onlookers saw this scene, they all knew that something was going to happen, and they all fled far away, and a few well-wishers hurriedly called the phone, hoping that the police could save these people.
Shen Han smiled bitterly, he might as well not grab any Ferrari sports cars just now, and have a great fight with them. At that time, he could still challenge dozens of them, but now that he was exhausted, covered with wounds, and had two wounded people at hand, how could he defeat them? He raised the two fingers of his right hand with difficulty, shook them twice, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect us to meet so soon, how are you?" ”
Zhang Ming was still there and said with a smile: "Do you want to invite us to dinner?" That's great, right? I only need eight platters, eight hot dishes, don't be too particular, the staple food is steamed buns and dumplings, I also want to have a little beer, as for the soup, the best is the soup made of tilapia, it must taste very good! ”
"Die, fat man." Two young men rushed by, raised the iron pipe in their hands, and smashed it towards Zhang Ming's forehead.
Shen Han pushed Zhang Ming away, and his right leg was like a sickle, kicking the two young people in the lower abdomen.
"Flutter!"
Like kites with broken strings, the two young men flew straight behind and fell to the ground with a heavy swing.
Zhang Ming sat on the ground with his buttocks, baring his teeth in pain, but he was still smirking there.
The middle-aged man didn't expect Shen Han to have such skills in this situation, and sure enough, he waved his right hand violently: "All rush me, the three of them, none of them can be released!" ”
He already regarded Kong Bing'er as their accomplice, so he naturally wanted to take down all three of them at the same time.
"Don't come nonsense, I don't know them!"
Kong Bing'er saw a few people rushing towards her, and her face suddenly turned pale, and she endured the pain all over her body, waving her hands and shouting again and again.
It's a pity that those people didn't believe her words at all.
Don't recognize? Don't know if you can drive a car? It seems that the relationship between the three of them just now seems to be very ambiguous.
Shen Han showed all his skills, kicked the four young people who rushed in front of Kong Bing'er directly, and shouted, "Why are you still stunned here?" Run! ”
He was not paying attention, and was hit on the back by the iron pipe in the hand of a young man, and he bared his teeth in pain, and almost fell to the ground.
Kong Bing'er was temporarily out of trouble, and then she remembered this incident, and hurriedly turned around and ran away, but before she could run four or five meters away, she stumbled a little, and the whole person had fallen to the ground, and she screamed again in pain.
"What's wrong with you?" Shen Han asked with a pain in his head.
"My feet are gone!"
Kong Bing'er cried and covered her little face, very sad.
The corners of Shen Han's mouth twitched violently twice, and he almost fainted.
What is this thing called?
"Boss, help......" Zhang Ming was already screaming over there.
Shen Han hurriedly turned his head to look, there were four or five young people holding bright iron pipes, smashing towards Zhang Ming's body chaotically, and he screamed like a pig in pain, and ran to the side with a rolling belt. Shen Han wanted to rush over and save him, but was blocked by more than twenty young people waving iron pipes, and he was so angry that he had to deal with so many people first.
"Boss, you're too windy, beat them hard, you must hold on, hey, there's another person in the back, give him a kick and let him know how powerful you are!"
Gigi was almost about to shout at him.
Although Shen Han was pregnant with the Immortal Method, when he was healing the little girl, in addition to Ji Ji's decoction, he also consumed a lot of True Yuan, so he would have such a hard time dealing with it now.
The middle-aged man didn't know when he walked around behind Shen Han, raised an iron pipe with both hands, and hit him heavily on the back of the head, the latter's body shook twice, and he fell to the ground very simply.
"Boss, boss, ......" Zhang Ming's face changed greatly, and he hurriedly shouted, but he just shouted, and the dozen or so young people who rushed up were punched and kicked, and he simply fainted.
"Hey, hey, you two get up quickly, if you don't save me, who will save me? Ah, come on, help......" Kong Bing'er's face changed slightly, and she already felt that her hand was not good, and she wanted to stand up, but after struggling twice, the sharp pain in her ankle made her fall out of two golden beans in pain.
Shen Han opened his eyes with difficulty, and found that he couldn't stand even a little pain from the comfortable days of these three days, eating delicious food every day, playing mahjong, and so many awesome characters next to him, just like the ancient emperors, now it's good, falling directly from heaven to hell, and it's the kind of eighteenth layer, it's really sad.
Every muscle in the body is hot and painful, as if being ravaged by dozens of aunts, unspeakably uncomfortable, the stomach is already empty, gurgling, and the throat and eyes are still dry and smoking.
It's not a human life. Shen Han moved slightly, but found that he was tied with more than a dozen hemp ropes, like rice dumplings, and he couldn't even move, and he seemed to be locked in a simple small house, only a palm-sized window could still see a ray of sunlight outside, and there was not even a bed in the room, so he was thrown on the ground.
"Come on, I want water!" Shen Han shouted weakly.
"Boss, stop screaming, they won't give us water to drink!"
Zhang Ming's voice suddenly sounded on the side, sounding indescribably miserable.
Shen Han turned his head with difficulty, and saw that Zhang Ming was now also looking like he had a blue nose and swollen face, and there was no intact piece of clothes on his body, no matter how he looked at it, he looked like a prisoner who had escaped from prison. He asked, "Why did you get caught too?" ”
Zhang Ming was also tied with more than a dozen hemp ropes all over his body, looking a bit like a tumbler. He rolled his eyes and explained helplessly: "They originally wanted to attack us, how could they let me go?" Thankfully, I was clever enough to pretend to faint as soon as they touched me, so that I could take a few fewer hits, but there was no place in my body that didn't hurt now. ”
He turned his head slightly, and let out a scream like a pig.
Shen Han couldn't help but yawn and said lazily, "How long have we been caught by them?" ”
"More than two hours, right? It is estimated that Xu Zheng and they are looking for us all over the capital, as long as we hold on for a while, they will find us! ”
Zhang Ming's concept of time is quite accurate, and it seems that he didn't faint for a minute.
Shen Han shrugged his shoulders and said with some disdain: "That's impossible!" ”
"What? No way? ”
Zhang Ming originally had some confidence in Xu Zheng and the others, but now hearing Shen Han's words, it made him feel a little uneasy in his heart, and his face turned pale in an instant.
Shen Han looked at the layout of this room, and couldn't help but shake his head and said, "This is a remote place in the capital at first glance, how could Xu Zheng and the others find us so quickly?" The capital is not big, but it is not small, even if they use their ability to pass through the sky, how can they find us in a short time? ”
"This ......" Zhang Ming was sweating profusely by what he said, and he couldn't even speak.
In a place as big as the capital, it is impossible to pinch and catch in a carpet style without four or five days.
But in four or five days, anything could be born, they might be killed, they might starve, they might die of thirst.
The more Zhang Ming thought about it, the more scared he became, he was still so young, and he still had a lot of things to do, such as eating all the delicious food in the world, making all kinds of chicks, and going to play all over the world, how could he die here for no reason? There was not a trace of blood on his face, and he was trembling desperately.
"Come on, I want to eat roast chicken in Beijing, and I want to eat hairy crabs, get ready!"
Just as Shen Han was about to rest for a while, a crisp and pleasant voice suddenly sounded in the room, which made both of them slightly stunned, and looked at the source of the sound, but saw a pair of beautiful little feet faintly exposed under a haystack, and a snow-white little hand fiddling with it indiscriminately.
Who else is this person besides Kong Bing'er, who didn't appear just now?
However, now Kong Bing'er Zhang Ming couldn't help blinking his eyes twice, and swallowed his saliva vigorously: "Rub, this chick is even more powerful than me, I only need a glass of water, she still wants so many good things, it's really enough!" ”
Shen Han didn't expect Kong Bing'er to be imprisoned here, but he still felt a little guilty about her in his heart, this matter was originally for himself and Zhang Ming, who knew that she would be involved? He hurriedly smiled and said: "There is no Beijing roast duck here, only Beijing roast suckling pig, do you want it?" ”
"Roast suckling pig? Well, I'm hungry. ”
Kong Bing'er casually agreed.
Zhang Ming's eyes the size of mung beans rolled and asked with interest: "Roast suckling pig?" Where's that? Will they really be so nice to us? Then I'm going to have to eat a big meal. ”
Shen Han suddenly smiled: "Roast suckling pig? Isn't that far away, close in front of you?
Zhang Ming quickly reacted and shouted angrily: "Boss, now that I'm going to starve to death, you still have the heart to laugh." ”
Shen Han looked at him with a smile: "What can you do without laughing now?" I'm in pain all over my body now, it's true to have a good rest, anyway, they won't move us for a while and a half, let's take care of our bodies first! ”
Zhang Ming rolled his eyes and stopped talking.
"What about roast suckling pig? I'm going to eat roast suckling pig! ”
Kong Bing'er sat up suddenly, throwing aside the haystack covering her, her big dreamy and charming eyes flashing with greed. If there was a roast suckling pig in front of her, she would probably swallow it with meat and bones.
"Flutter!"
Zhang Ming almost fainted. Who else is this person besides Kong Bing'er, who didn't appear just now?
However, now Kong Bing'er Zhang Ming couldn't help blinking his eyes twice, and swallowed his saliva vigorously: "Rub, this chick is even more powerful than me, I only need a glass of water, she still wants so many good things, it's really enough!" ”
Shen Han didn't expect Kong Bing'er to be imprisoned here, but he still felt a little guilty about her in his heart, this matter was originally for himself and Zhang Ming, who knew that she would be involved? He hurriedly smiled and said: "There is no Beijing roast duck here, only Beijing roast suckling pig, do you want it?" ”
"Roast suckling pig? Well, I'm hungry. ”
Kong Bing'er casually agreed.
Zhang Ming's eyes the size of mung beans rolled and asked with interest: "Roast suckling pig?" Where's that? Will they really be so nice to us? Then I'm going to have to eat a big meal. ”
Shen Han suddenly smiled: "Roast suckling pig? Isn't that far away, close in front of you?
Zhang Ming quickly reacted and shouted angrily: "Boss, now that I'm going to starve to death, you still have the heart to laugh." ”
Shen Han looked at him with a smile: "What can you do without laughing now?" I'm in pain all over my body now, it's true to have a good rest, anyway, they won't move us for a while and a half, let's take care of our bodies first! ”
Zhang Ming rolled his eyes and stopped talking.
"What about roast suckling pig? I'm going to eat roast suckling pig! ”
Kong Bing'er sat up suddenly, throwing aside the haystack covering her, her big dreamy and charming eyes flashing with greed. If there was a roast suckling pig in front of her, she would probably swallow it with meat and bones.
"Flutter!"
Zhang Ming almost fainted.