Chapter 002: Lin Wan'er is pregnant
"Pregnant?" Qingzhu Niang and Chen Xiaoxiao glanced at each other, shocked again, but the two seemed to have this kind of psychological preparation, and it was also an "unexpected and reasonable" thing to have children before marriage with Wan'er's temperament.
Qingzhu Niang and Chen Xiaoxiao had a lot of thoughts, and seemed to see the dark and windy night when the accident happened, in the middle of the night when the weather was dry and the candles were careful, Wan'er accidentally drank a little more wine, ate more chili peppers, her eyes were a little intoxicated, and the things around her became confusing, so her body was hot, confused, and her liver was like a deer. It just fell into place.
But the question also arises, who is the father of the child?
Wan'er has big nerves, does things recklessly, and lives a "rough" life, but as a sister, you can't be sloppy, and you must defend your sister's rights.
Qingzhu Niang, Chen Xiaoxiao and Rou Jia frowned and thought about who this person was? After layers of elimination, the three of them finally locked the scope on Zhao Gan and Li Mubai, and then after careful analysis, Li Mubai was excluded, and only Zhao Qian remained.
Roujia entered the palace non-stop, pulled the third brother Zhao Gan, who was busy with carpenter work, into the carriage, and sat down far away from Zhao Gan, with a disgusted expression on his face.
Zhao Gan, who was confused by the second monk, touched his nose when he saw Rou Jia behaving like this, and asked with a smile: "Rou Jia, where did I provoke you?" β
Rou Jia frowned and looked at the third brother, and her tone was full of regret: "Third brother." I like Sister Wan'er a lot, and I hope to have such a sister-in-law, but there are some things that you did early. I feel unworthy for Sister Wan'er. β
"What, this preface doesn't match the afterword." Zhao Qian said helplessly, thinking that there was nothing to do today, and it would be good to go to the small courtyard, but when he looked down and saw that there were stains on his clothes, he rubbed it vigorously with his hands.
Zhao Gan's behavior fell into Roujia's eyes, he was evading, and he was sometimes afraid of punishment for doing wrong things. In front of his father, he turned his head, and his face changed uncertainly, rubbing the swing of his dress.
"Hey, third brother. You still pretend to be stupid and don't admit it, I'm very disappointed in you! Rou Jia said indignantly, deliberately accentuating her tone when she was disappointed. Wrap your hands around your shoulders. Snorted coldly, turned his head to look to the side, and pouted, obviously angry.
Zhao Qian smiled: "Rou Jia, if you explain things clearly, I will admit what I do." β
"Okay, since you let me say it, I'll ask you a few questions. Do you dare to answer truthfully? Roujia asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Just ask. I'm sure I know everything, I can't say anything. Zhao Qian replied with a smile, he knows best about his sister, she is eccentric, and she thinks of a play, which is very similar to Wan'er.
Rou Jia opened her mouth and asked, "First question, have you ever held hands with Sister Wan'er?" β
Zhao Qian frowned, I don't know why she asked such a "weird" question, and thought about it carefully: "It's a lead, once Wan'er wanted to scratch me, I must have escaped, she chased her into the corner, and I grabbed her hand." β
"Oh, I can't blame you for that, but it's kind of holding hands." Rou Jia nodded, and Zhao Gan's tone improved slightly: "Second question, have you ever hugged Sister Wan'er?" β
Zhao Qian smiled bitterly, what kind of strange problem is this, he pondered: "Hug, on Halloween, Wan'er and I chatted on the roof, I didn't hold back for a while, and hugged it." That time she was kidnapped by Pan Renmei and hugged me, well, to be exact, she hugged me. β
Rou Jia nodded, falling into deep thought, this is really the case, the child's father is really the third brother.
How did she come to this conclusion? Because the concept of Princess Roujia, who is not familiar with the world, if two people want to have children, there are two things that need to be done, one is to hold hands, the other is to hug, if the two are still kissing, then they will give birth to a pair of twins, since the third brother and Sister Wan'er held hands and hugged, then there must be a child, and the third brother is undoubtedly the father of the child.
Although from the third brother's words, it is not all the fault of the third brother that Sister Wan'er has a child, but she hates that iron is not steel, and complains that the two of them are too careless, why did they hold hands and hug before they visited the church. This is not as good as himself and Hanlin, the two of them are very careful about these things.
"Gone? On these two questions? Zhao Qian asked with a smile.
"It's gone, it's gone." Roujia waved her hand and said, not knowing what to think about in her heart.
When he arrived at the Lin family's courtyard, Zhao Qian jumped out of the car and was about to lift his feet into the courtyard with his hands behind his back.
Rou Jia stopped it loudly: "Third brother, you have done something wrong, and you don't know how to admit your mistakes, so go behind me." β
Zhao Qian couldn't cry or laugh, he still didn't know what was going on, he followed Rou Jia into the small courtyard, and from a distance, it really looked like he had done something wrong.
When he arrived in the hall, Zhao Gan was about to sit down, but was stopped again by a sharp look from Rou Jia, and Zhao Gan, who didn't know what was going on, shook his head, and stood aside with a smile on his face and honestly.
Turning her head and grabbing Qingzhu Niang and Chen Xiaoxiao's hands, Rou Jia said with a stern face: "Sister Qingzhu, Sister Xiaoxiao, the matter has come to light, and the third brother has admitted it on the way, but there are some things that he can't control, so he can't be blamed all." β
"Admit it? Hum! Qingzhu Niang and Chen Xiaoxiao snorted coldly, thinking, "If it's really him, a cunning person, he knows that he is not as 'good' as Li Mubai, so he came up with such a way to hold his feet, but since the raw rice has been cooked into rice, there is no way to do it, so it can only be like this." β
Zhao Qian touched his nose again and asked, "Can someone tell me what happened?" β
Qingzhu Niang, as Lin Wan'er's "spokesperson", stretched out her hand to signal Zhao Gan to sit down, and she also sat opposite Zhao Gan, and sighed: "Although the third prince is your Royal Highness, our family Wan'er is not bad, and there are only a handful of women who can be compared to the entire Great Wei Kingdom, since the matter has happened, we hope you can take responsibility." Qingzhu Niang felt that the words had been said very clearly and understood, the third prince, you should make a statement.
Zhao Qian smiled bitterly and shook his head. Titi Changsan sat down and poured himself a cup of tea: "Sister Qingzhu, what am I responsible for?" Wan'er. Why isn't she there? β
"Three Princes!" Qingzhu Niang was angry in her heart, slapped one hand on the table, and immediately suppressed the anger in her heart, "Wan'er went to the palace to teach." In addition, what is in charge of the third prince should be very clear, Roujia said that you have already admitted it on the road, why didn't you admit it when you arrived in the small courtyard? β
"What do I admit!?" Zhao Qian was even more helpless and spread out his hands. Full of helplessness, I feel that things seem to be going in a strange direction.
Qingzhu Niang couldn't bear it anymore and stood up with a bang. He exhaled a long breath and said to Zhao Gan: "Third prince, Wan'er is already pregnant!" β
Yes???!!!
Zhao Qian felt a tremor all over his body, as if a nuclear warhead had exploded in his mind. Boom. A mushroom cloud rises in my mind, presenting a magnificent scene in the air, where there is no grass and is broken.
Stunned on the spot, Zhao Gan no longer had a relaxed hippie expression on his face, and gradually became strict, the hands holding the teacup with both hands began to turn slightly white, and the knuckles creaked. Breathing began to become rapid, and finally the tea was poured down fiercely.
Then slowly close your eyes. calmed down his ups and downs, sighed, rubbed his face vigorously with both hands, and finally sighed again and said, "I'm responsible, and when Wan'er comes, I'll discuss the marriage." β
Qingzhu Niang and Chen Xiaoxiao felt very uncomfortable, looking at Zhao Gan's appearance, they didn't seem to be very happy to marry Wan'er, with a painful and helpless expression, this prince is really romantic, and Cheng DΓΉ, who can indulge excessively to the point of illness, is still not as reliable as Li Mubai, but Wan'er has children, and things can only be like this.
Chen Xiaoxiao coughed lightly: "Third prince, you want Ming Media to marry Sister Wan'er, and according to the specifications of the princess, can you wronged Sister Wan'er after marriage?" β
Zhao Qian said weakly: "That's natural, don't worry, I won't let Wan'er be wronged." β
I don't know what to think Zhao Gan's face began to change, from helplessness and weakness at the beginning, he began to become angry and hideous, and finally showed a kind of horror.
The three women didn't know why Zhao Gan had such a change, and they had their own thoughts in their hearts.
Zhao Gan began to swell like a leather ball, and finally he couldn't help it, jumped up from the chair with a hula, and an arrow rushed into the kitchen, slamming the door shut, and then there was a sound of sharpening knives in the kitchen.
The three women in the hall began to look at each other, their eyes full of bewilderment.
Li Mubai walked out of the room dressed in white, and walked to the hall with a smile, his clothes neat and ironed, and his smile was warm and warm.
Qingzhu Niang and Chen Xiaoxiao sighed at the same time, looking at it, it was more stable and pleasing to the eye than coming and going, or Li Gongzi, especially when he saw the innocent and warm smile of the other party, he felt even more worthless, and he couldn't bear to tell him such a cruel thing as "Wan'er is getting married, but the groom is not you".
"Hula" There was a loud bang, Zhao Gan's face was full of anger, and he rushed out of the kitchen with a bright kitchen knife in his left and right hands, and when he saw that Li Mubai was also there, his eyes were as wide as a bell, and he slashed at Li Mubai with a kitchen knife: "Li Mubai, you bastard, hypocrite, see if I don't kill you." β
Li Mubai frowned slightly, turned sideways slightly, and dodged the kitchen knife in Zhao Gan's hand: "Third prince, why are you doing this?" β
"Why? You hypocrite want to ask me why? Zhao Qian once again brandished the glittering kitchen knife in his hand and slashed at Li Mubai's head, Li Mubai turned sideways again and dodged gently.
Zhao Gan used too much force, and the kitchen knife in his hand slashed the table, more than an inch deep, and then pulled out, which was a little laborious.
Qingzhu Niang and Chen Xiaoxiao looked at each other again, and at the same time saw surprise in each other's eyes, could it be that his father is not the third prince Zhao Gan, but Li Mubai, but this Li Mubai seems to be honest and dull on weekdays, not like a person who can do this kind of advanced style, but looking at the reaction of the third prince Zhao Gan, it should be Li Mubai again.
Zhao Gan saw that the knife couldn't come out, and he held another kitchen knife in both hands and turned his head and rushed towards Li Mubai again.
Li Mubai didn't dodge this time, but flicked his fingers very casually, and a wave of energy flicked on Zhao Gan's wrist, Zhao Gan couldn't help the pain, the kitchen knife fell out of his hand, and fell to the ground with a cold sound.
Zhao Qian lost his double knives, but he was still annoyed, rolled up his sleeves with both hands, and rushed forward again.
There was a rush of chaos in the hall.
At this time, Baoyu and Yubao, who were writing, ran out of the room at the same time, and Dabao, who was sleeping, was also woken up, and came out of the room with sleepy eyes rubbing his eyes, and couldn't help crying when he saw what happened in the field.
Lin Renzhong and Cordyceps sinensis carried the pastries they bought in the market, and walked in with a smile and a smile, and when they looked up, they saw such a scene.
Lin Hanlin also rushed home from Yuewei Thatched Cottage, and Lin Qianyi finished measuring an attic in the southwest corner of the capital, and pushed the door in.
Everyone invariably saw Zhao Gan waving his fists to fight hard with Li Mubai, and on weekdays, they saw that the two of them did not deal with each other, but it was mostly the third prince Zhao Gan who provoked trouble, and Li Mubai had always been very tolerant, but he never expected to move his hands and feet today.
Qingzhu Niang's head was also confused, and she couldn't figure out the situation, so she hurriedly shouted: "The third, the fourth, and the fifth, you guys do it quickly, stop the third prince, quickly." β
The three of them were not ambiguous, one hugged Zhao Gan's waist from behind, and the other stopped Zhao Gan's two arms respectively.
Zhao Gan couldn't break free, but he still kicked out his feet and kept kicking at Li Mubai, like a country scoundrel fighting, without any royal majesty, and kept shouting: "You let go of me, let me teach this hypocrite, stinky rascal." β
The three brothers looked at Qingzhu Niang and asked what to do next.
Qingzhu Niang looked at Zhao Gan, who was a little not very calm, although he was a prince and had a noble status, but it was not a way to be so crazy, she gritted her teeth and stomped her feet: "Tie him up!" β
So the three brothers tied Comrade Zhao Gan, the third prince of the Great Wei Kingdom, to the chair, and in order to prevent him from breaking free, they also deliberately tied it into a dead knot, and Qingzhu Niang also deliberately brought a towel and stuffed it into Zhao Gan's mouth, so that he could not speak, but he couldn't make a sound.
This is because everyone has been in contact with Lin Wan'er for a long time, and there are many irregularities in behavior, if it was before, Lin Qianyi, who paid the most attention to etiquette, would definitely be different, he must be standing by Zhao Gan's side to maintain the dignity of the imperial court, but under the influence of Lin Wan'er and Yan'er, now he has jumped out of the subset of scripture and history and formed his own unique set of values.
Although his literary brilliance and intelligence are not as good as Lin Hanlin, this kind of self-plasticity, Lin Hanlin is not as good as his third brother.
After tying up Zhao Gan, everyone let out a long sigh and sat down.
Lin Qianyi, Lin Hanlin, and Lin Renzhong, who didn't know what was going on, asked at the same time, "What happened?" β
Chen Xiaoxiao, who had just comforted Dabao, took Dabao's hand and sat down, frowned and said, "Sister Wan'er is pregnant, but I don't know who the father of the child is." (To be continued......)