Chapter 16: Take you out on the waves
Ye Hanzhou looked at the Night Nine Demon with dead eyes, if his gaze could kill, he would have died thousands of times.
"Dad, can we not do this, fight the tiger brothers, go into battle father and son soldiers, you are like this, I am not the acting emperor......" The Night Nine Demon looked at Ye Hanzhou complainingly and said, it was really his gaze that was too penetrating, like a lion that waits for others to eat.
"Look, for the sake of whispering, let you go first, if this doesn't work, I'll be the first to cut you out, and let you know that your father can feed you with a handful of and urine, and he can feed you with a handful of and urine!"
"What, what, Dad, what are you talking about? Feed me a handful of and urine, then I'...... Childhood...... ...... vomit"
Suddenly, the Night Nine Demon vomited, and it was so bad for several minutes that he almost vomited his stomach, and looked at Ye Hanzhou with disgust.
"What did I eat back then?"
"Who raised me back then?"
"and are metaphors, not real ......"
............
For a while, the Night Nine Demon suddenly felt that the world was not worth it, and the whole person was suspended, and everyone burst into roaring laughter after seeing it.
"Train tomorrow!"
The Night Nine Demon left in a hurry after leaving such a sentence, he wanted to verify what he ate back then, and he couldn't harm his stomach.
"Uncles, did I really grow up drinking human milk? Didn't I mix it with feces and urine? Are you sure?"
The Night Nine Demon questioned everyone in the dining room, and after asking for an hour, he made sure that he was not so sad back then, and hurriedly began to eat again.
"In order to comfort my young heart, I can only numb my nerves with food, uncles trouble you......"
Everyone has a black line on their faces, and when they hear about eating for the first time, they can say that it is so high-end and atmospheric, and there is no sense of disobedience.
As soon as the Yuan Beast meat that the Night Nine Demon swallowed entered his stomach, the practice of eating and sleeping began to run.
However, the vitality contained in this primordial beast was too little, so small that it was negligible in his realm, and the reason why the Night Nine Demon liked to eat it was all because the taste was too delicious.
"No matter how small the meat is, it's still meat, and it's a little bit if you can eat it, after all, it's so expensive now. "The Night Nine Demon was slandered in his heart, and he ate more cheerfully, and he just took one plate at a time, and the speed was extremely fast.
However, they didn't say anything, because they felt that the food of the Night Nine Demons had dropped.
After all, when the nine demons on Chinese New Year's Eve were five years old, carrying a pig, they gnawed only the bones hard, and directly ate a pig alone, and now on this plate, there is really not as much food as it was back then.
"Hiccup...... , sixty percent full, I'll go to practice first......"
"............" Everyone was speechless for a while, they must have slept when they were full of food and drink, after all, the Night Nine Demons were also considered to have grown up, and they didn't know what urine sex was.
After returning to the room, the Night Nine Demon fell asleep directly, but it was such a person, a person who was too lazy to the extreme, and the cultivation exercises actually ran on their own, constantly absorbing the vitality between heaven and earth, and strengthening his cultivation strength.
The most hateful thing is that this thing is lazier than a pig and actually surpasses the younger generation, which makes people in the world worship it incomparably.
"Night Nine Demons, it's not good, it's not good...... Suddenly, someone hurriedly kicked open the door, and it was Luo Yuanhuang who came.
"Night Nine Demons, wake up and wake up......"
"Whew...... Ahem......"
Luo Yuan was speechless, and kicked it directly, anyway, he couldn't die, he kicked it first, so he kicked it.
"Oops...... Who, that bastard?"
The Night Nine Demon roared angrily, and when he saw the person who came clearly, he couldn't help but burst out, pressing Luo Yuanhuang under him, and greeted him with a storm-like fist.
"Whew...... , comfortable, comfortable, sure enough, exercise is good for health, and the ancients did not deceive me. After the Night Nine Demon was angry, he said with a sigh.
"Woo...... Night...... , Night Nine Demons, I'm ...... ,”
"Say something quickly, let it go quickly, the master wants to sleep, and he will take a break from training tomorrow. ”
Luo Yuanhuang suddenly remembered that he was here to report the news and do business, not to find a fight, so he hurriedly talked about the ins and outs.
"Oh, you're saying they don't want to train anymore? It's not going to work? Okay, you go back, tell them to take them tomorrow to take them out and relax. ”
After the Night Nine Demon finished speaking, he fell asleep on the bed again, the difference between before and after was only two or three seconds, the sound of sound sleep had already sounded, Luo Yuanhuang hesitated on his face, but he still didn't have the courage to kick it, after all, he had learned from the past.
Early in the morning, everyone in the martial arts arena was already waiting on the ground early, and the Night Nine Demon looked tired, yawned again and again, and squinted at everyone.
"Take you out to wave today, first go to the territory of the Yellow Springs Palace, I heard that their secret realm has opened, let's go make a wave. ”
"Dad, you and Luo Yuanhuang stay, guard the Great Zhou, lest anyone take advantage of the void to enter, and Bai Yijian will take the cultivation exercises with him. ”
The three of them in Yehanzhou said they understood, but they were confused and didn't understand what the night nine demons were talking about, but they still understood, so they nodded excitedly.
So, fifteen days later, a group of people appeared in the jurisdiction of the Huangquan Hall of the Southern Barbarian Realm, led by a teenager and a child, which was extremely strange.
"Do you remember our purpose?"
"Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, honesty and friendliness, we are the messengers of world peace, and we are here to maintain world peace. ”
"Yes, that's it, we are here to maintain world peace, eliminate all disobedient elements, and contribute our modest strength to world peace......"
The Night Nine Demon spoke sonorously and powerfully, if it weren't for the fact that everyone knew his true nature, they would have really almost believed in his evil.
Originally, the Night Nine Demon also planned to temper everyone, but after hearing Luo Yuanhuang's words, he dispelled this idea.
No matter how strong he is, what's the use, when a strong man with all-through power comes, if he can't resist, they will be the ones who will die.
Therefore, the Night Nine Demon spent two seconds thinking about it, and decided to take them out to do a wave of big things, and by the way, make their name known as Da Zhou a little, so that more people can join Da Zhou and strengthen their strength.
"Emperor, our goal?"
"The place where this trip to maintain world peace, uphold justice, and eliminate demons and demons is in the Huangquan Secret Realm under the jurisdiction of the Huangquan Palace, we want to help the weak sects that are bullied and bullied by them and drive away the Huangquan Palace!"
"Get rid of the Yellow Spring Palace!"
"Drive away the Yellow Springs Palace!!"
"Pigs? Sure enough, we are not afraid of god-like opponents, we are afraid of pig-like teammates, we are a secret mission, you shout like this, in case someone hears it and spreads it, we don't want to wipe out the whole army?!"
The Night Nine Demons were speechless for a moment for these Great Zhou Zhongchen, it turned out that it was not that they had good brains, but that their brains were funny, this was a kind of foolish loyalty.
However, it was this kind of foolishness that saved them, I don't know if it was a blessing or a curse, the Night Nine Demon sighed in his heart.
"It's hard to have a hard life, it's really annoying to act as such an emperor. ”
After speaking, he took them to step into the secret realm of Huangquan.
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