Hearing this, Zhang Xiuxiu let out a long sigh: "It's really 'no coincidence is not a book'!"

Yan Yan then continued: "Let's say that Ergouzi followed Zhang San and Li Si to the capital and entered the palace, and the emperor immediately met Ergouzi. Although the second dog has long had a spectrum in his heart, when he saw the emperor, he still looked sincerely afraid. The emperor retreated, leaving only an old eunuch by his side. This old eunuch is the absolute confidant of the emperor, and when the emperor was still the prince, he waited for the emperor. The emperor said succinctly: 'Young man, my jade seal has been lost, I heard that you are good at divination, so let's calculate a hexagram for my jade seal.' If the jade seal is recovered, I will definitely reward him heavily, and I will be promoted to the rank of knight. Ergouzi said in a tricky way: "Your Majesty, the grass people are actually communicating with the old gods in the sky, and they must be in the quiet room, bathing in incense, with no distracting thoughts in their hearts and no noise outside, before they can proceed!" The emperor said without hesitation: "I will naturally meet your requirements!" So, under the service of several palace maids, Ergouzi first took a bath, put on a new set of clothes, and entered the quiet room under the guidance of the palace maids. The second dog pretended to recite the words, and his eyes were closed. After about a pillar of incense, the second dog opened his eyes and shouted, 'I have calculated the whereabouts of the jade seal!' The emperor was overjoyed, and immediately summoned the second dog and said, 'Young man, where is the jade seal?' The second dog said, "Your Majesty, there is an abandoned dry well under the willow tree in the palace?" The old eunuch nodded and said, 'Your Majesty, there is a dry well under the willow tree, because ten years ago, a palace maid committed suicide by throwing herself into the well, and the well was abandoned'. When the second dog heard this, he seemed to be in good spirits and said, 'Your Majesty, the jade seal is in the northeast corner of that dry well'. The emperor did not slack off, and immediately brought people and horses with the old eunuch and rushed to the edge of the dry well. After sending people to salvage the fish, the jade seal was found in the northeast corner of the dry well! The emperor couldn't help but be overjoyed, and said to Ergouzi: 'You are not Ergouzi, you should be a god operator'! The second dog was also well-behaved, and immediately knelt down and said: 'Thank you for the name'! The emperor thought about it, retreated left and right, and said: "God operator, who stole my jade seal?" Can you figure it out?' Ergouzi is a kind man, and he did not cross the river to tear down the bridge and betray Zhang San and Li Si, but lowered his voice and said: 'The emperor is the Son of Heaven, so he should naturally know' Heaven must not be revealed'. The theft of the jade seal is nothing more than a catastrophe of its own. If you chase after it, it will not be beautiful, and it will not be conducive to the eternal stability of the emperor's country. The emperor was very satisfied with Ergouzi's words, and asked, "Does the god operator Aiqing have a family?" Ergouzi said shyly: "Your Majesty, the grass people don't have a daughter-in-law yet." The emperor said: 'I have a beloved daughter, titled Zhangzhu, eighteen years old, not yet married, please allow you to be a wife'. The second dog was overjoyed, fell to his knees, and shouted long live. In this way, the former cowherd baby has become the envy of thousands of people!"

Zhang Xiuxiu glanced at Yan Yan: "What a coincidence." ”

Yan Yan didn't look at Zhang Xiuxiu and said, "Do you still want to hear it? The story is not over yet." ”

Zhang Xiuxiu's curiosity was aroused at once, and she said, "Naturally, I still want to hear it! I just want to say what you still want to say." ”

Yan Yan continued: "Let's say that after Ergouzi and Princess Zhangzhu got married, they temporarily lived in Princess Zhangzhu's palace. On the surface, it is also harmonious, but the princess of Zhangzhu is secretly questioning the ability of the two dogs! Because the princess in power has been tempted, the two dogs can't play the piano, can't play chess, can't write, can't paint, can't write poems, can't write, can't lead soldiers. In a word: Ergouzi's IQ is below that of ordinary people! After having this idea, Princess Zhangzhu wants to find an opportunity to test Ergouzi and see if Ergouzi is a 'god operator'!"

Hearing this, Zhang Xiuxiu laughed: "Princess Zhangzhu tried this time, and the feet of the two dogs were about to be exposed, right?"

Yan Yan did not answer, but continued unhurriedly: "On this day, Princess Zhangzhu asked Ergouzi to go out for a walk, and she said casually: 'Husband, my father has blown your magic skills to the fullest! I have to believe it!' Ergouzi pretended to be modest and said: 'Carving insect skills, why worry about it? Princess Zhangzhu changed her words, and her face also showed sadness: "Husband, when I celebrated my birthday last year, the queen mother gave me a piece of precious jade, which is a precious thing for the queen mother. Unexpectedly, yesterday, I wanted to wear that piece of jade, but I couldn't find it! Since you are so accurate in your calculations, let me know where the treasure jade is lost, okay? Husband, this is a piece of cake for you, isn't it?'"

Hearing this, the corners of Zhang Xiuxiu's mouth couldn't help but ripple with a good-looking arc, and said, "This princess of palm beads is still naughty." ”

Yan Yan continued: "The second dog is equivalent to being commanded by the princess of Zhangzhu, and his face is immediately red. But the princess pretended to be serious and said, "Husband, I heard that when you tell fortunes, you need to sit alone in a quiet room, bathe and burn incense, and there is no noise outside. This is easy to do! The quiet room is set up in my dormitory! Moreover, I will personally help you bathe and change your clothes, how about it?' In an instant, the second dog was anxious, and he naturally knew that it was impossible to escape in the palace. However, can he calculate a fortune telling? He can count a yarn! As a result, the second dog even has the heart to die!

"As the saying goes: 'If you want to eat seafood, there is a shrimp skin seller'! Just when Ergouzi wanted to seek death, his eyes lit up: 100 meters ahead, there was a pond! The pond was full of colorful lotus flowers. The second dog no longer hesitated, and ran into the pond with his legs, wanting to commit suicide by throwing himself into the water.

"The second dog suddenly came with such a hand, which was completely unexpected by the princess of Zhangzhu! In a panic, she blurted out: 'What are you going to do? Baoyu is in the water!'

"Ergouzi understood it, he stopped his steps in time, returned to the princess of Zhangzhu, and said in a complaining tone: 'Princess, have you forgotten what my profession is?

Princess Zhangzhu opened her mouth wide and looked at the second dog in a daze. The second dog had a light smile on his face, but he was panicked in his heart. After a long time, Princess Zhangzhu screamed and said, "Husband, you are too godly! You are simply a god!" The palace maids around Princess Zhangzhu also admired the two dogs so much.

"Princess Zhangzhu turned her head and instructed a palace maid: 'Xiaocai, you can let people fish out the treasure jade in the pond'. After speaking, Princess Zhangzhu intimately took the hand of the second dog and returned to the dormitory. ”

Speaking of which, Yan Yan won't talk about it.

Zhang Xiuxiu couldn't help it and asked, "Ergouzi and Princess Zhangzhu returned to the dormitory, what did they do?"

Yan Yan glanced at Zhang Xiuxiu a little strangely, and said, "Ergouzi and Princess Zhangzhu are already husband and wife, and when they return to the dormitory, they will naturally do what husband and wife should do." ”

Hearing this, Zhang Xiuxiu blushed, so she changed the topic and said: "There are really enough 'coincidences' of that second dog!

Yan Yan said: "Naturally, because the story has not been told yet." ”

Zhang Xiuxiu's eyes widened, and she said in surprise: "Oh my God, you haven't finished talking yet?"

Yan Yan said: "I said, I don't lack coincidental stories, but you lack patience. ”

Zhang Xiuxiu raised her head proudly and said, "I also said that the last thing I lack is patience!"

Yan Yan said: "However, I am short of tea! After telling so many coincidental stories, my mouth has long been dry!"

Zhang Xiuxiu glared at Yan Yan, because the water was already cold, Zhang Xiuxiu had to boil the water again and cook tea for Yan Yan.

Yan Yan took a sip of tea and continued: "Three years later, Ergouzi and Princess Zhangzhu are already the father and mother of four children......

When Zhang Xiuxiu heard this, she immediately gestured to stop Yan Yan and said, "Stop!

Yan Yan said: "I didn't treat you as a fool!"

Zhang Xiuxiu said: "Ergouzi and Princess Zhangzhu have only been married for three years, how can they give birth to four children? You must know that for women, they are all 'pregnant in October and given birth in one day'! In three years, they can give birth to three children at most!"

Yan Yan smiled and said, "After Ergouzi and Princess Zhangzhu got married, they didn't give birth in the first year. The following year, Princess Zhangzhu gave birth to twins. In the third year, Princess Zhangzhu gave birth to twins. ”

Zhang Xiuxiu's mouth opened wide and she couldn't speak.

Yan Yan said: "Just now, you said that I was a fool for you, it seems that you are really a fool!"

Zhang Xiuxiu's face turned red, and she made a gesture to beat Yan Yan, but in the middle of the punch, she stopped her hand and said, "Go on! Tell your coincidental story!"

Yan Yan continued: "Three years later, Ergouzi and Princess Zhangzhu are already the father and mother of four children. At this time, a neighboring country suddenly sent a messenger with a yellow box to meet the emperor. The envoy of the neighboring country said to the emperor straight to the point: 'His Majesty the Emperor of our country has sent me to see if there are capable people in your country. If there are capable people, His Majesty the Emperor of our country will not send troops. If there are no capable people in your country, I am sorry, and His Majesty the Emperor of our country will definitely send a large army to set foot on your country'! After speaking, the envoy of the neighboring country pointed to the yellow box and said: "The criterion for judging whether there are capable people in your country lies in this yellow box!" If someone in your country guesses what is in it, I will admit that you have a capable person!' When the emperor heard this, he was furious, pointed to the envoy of the neighboring country, and reprimanded him sharply: "You and other small countries are really frogs at the bottom of the well! After speaking, the emperor immediately summoned the two dogs. ”

Hearing this, Zhang Xiuxiu looked nervous and said, "In this way, the second dog is going to be embarrassed!"

Yan Yan continued: "After the second dog came, he understood the cause and effect, and he was scared to death! The emperor was full of confidence, and said to Yan Yan: 'Aiqing, take out your magic skills, so as not to let the likes of a small country underestimate the prestige of my big country!'"

The envoy of the neighboring country sneered at the two dogs.

"The messenger of the neighboring country, with a long neck and a long beak, looked like a goose. As for the second dog, he was forced to be anxious, so he simply gambled and said loudly: 'Yellow box, yellow box, there is a goose in it'!

After listening to the words of the second dog, the emperor was puzzled: How could there be a goose in the box?

The envoy of the neighboring country was so frightened that he collapsed on the ground, and even his pants were gone.

The reaction of the envoy of the neighboring country surprised the emperor, and he asked the yellow box to be opened, and it was not a goose, but it was a dead goose, and its entrails had been hollowed out, and preservatives were placed in it.

The envoy of the neighboring country really couldn't figure it out: the goose in the yellow box had been slaughtered by him in his own country. Along the way, he even had to hold the yellow box when he slept!

"At this point, even if Ergouzi can't think of being famous, it will be difficult! He has become the most amazing fortune teller in the world!

In order to avoid embarrassment in the future, Ergouzi simply announced: Because he was warned by the old fairy in his dream, he will no longer tell the hexagram!

Although Ergouzi no longer counts hexagrams, the rivers and lakes are full of his legends. ”

The story of "coincidence" has been told here, and it can be regarded as completely finished, Yan Yan no longer spoke, just drank tea silently.

Zhang Xiuxiu thought for a while and said, "Yan Yan, you're done talking about your 'coincidence', and I want to talk about a 'coincidence' too." ”

Yan Yan said, "I'm listening." ”

Zhang Xiuxiu said: "When I was lecturing, you were sleeping. I'll ask you to get up and answer my question, you said that there are thirteen refining methods for 'gathering qi and dispersing'. At the time, the whole class, including me, thought it was a joke. However, through my conversation with Director Liu of the Teaching Office, I learned that His Majesty the Supreme Heavenly Emperor had mastered the thirteen refining methods of 'gathering qi and dispersing'! As a result, when I asked you, you said that it was nonsense, which was a coincidence. ”

Yan Yan asked, "Isn't it?" and then asked rhetorically: "Do you think I am His Majesty the Supreme Heavenly Emperor?"

"I didn't say you were His Majesty the Supreme Heavenly Emperor. Zhang Xiuxiu said: "In my opinion, you should be the disciple and grandson of His Majesty the Supreme Heavenly Emperor, or the descendants of His Majesty the Supreme Heavenly Emperor." ”

Yan Yan smiled: "Your imagination is so good! It's better than your class." These words should no longer be the words of a disciple to a master.

Zhang Xiuxiu did not blame Yan Yan for being rude, and said: "Behind the so-called 'coincidence', in fact, it is not a 'coincidence' at all! Another example is the death of Wang Shuo and Zhu Fang. ”

Yan Yan said quietly: "What happened to Wang Shuo and Zhu Fang's deaths?"

Zhang Xiuxiu said: "As far as I know, Wang Shuo is your enemy, and Zhu Fang was originally a martial artist of Wang Shuo's family. In other words, Wang Shuo is completely capable of commanding Zhu Fang!"

Yan Yan said, "Then what's the matter?"