"Today, the Xiangyang Municipal Public Security Bureau held a press conference to tell you good news." At this time, in the conference room of the inner hall of the Xiangyang City Public Security Bureau, a slightly chubby middle-aged man was sitting on the podium and talking with a few words.

Wang Hao listened on the sidelines, feeling very helpless, how could these high-ranking officials hold a meeting, or make a report, and speak like this, is this the so-called official tone? Alas, I'm not afraid of getting tired, if this sentence can be said in five seconds, it has to be delayed until one minute to finish, I rely on it, and it will work in the future to delay time in this way.

But there's no way, who calls himself a big hero, I heard that he has to give himself a good citizen award, maybe he will give himself an extra bonus, hehe, then grieve his ears, usually Wang Hao doesn't listen to this at all.

"That is, the flying thief who caused a sensation in the country, Hei San, appeared in our Xiangyang City a few days ago." The fat man only began to say the second sentence, I damn it, Wang Hao can't wait to have the urge to kill him, fortunately the country recommended a harmonious society to save him, otherwise I'm afraid this guy would have been killed n times.

"And we carefully arranged for the police to successfully kill him in the process of stealing the antiquities." The fat man finally finished speaking, and at this time, there was also a warm applause below.

Wang Hao was originally in a closed state, but when he looked below, everyone suddenly applauded, and at the same time glanced at the podium, only to see that the fat chief also picked up a tissue and wiped the sweat on his face, I will go, say these two words, this guy, is he still tired and sweating? Is this tiring? Or is it kidney deficiency?

"For this preparation, we deliberately mobilized the SWAT team to plan in detail to arrest the big thief, and this incident also caused a sensation on the entire network," After the applause, the fat officer began to speak one by one.

Okay, I'm speechless, Wang Hao rolled his eyes, it's extremely painful to sit here.

Wang Hao suddenly felt a strange feeling, this was like a kind of baptism in some kind of overseer, it was a very large church, I remember that I went to visit it with my friends curiously, just in time for a group of people to be baptized.

I only listened to the man standing on the stage wearing a white robe holding a wicker in his left hand and a small basin in his right hand, and constantly sprinkled the water in the basin on everyone with the wicker, and then he said something in return: "You have died in the world of sin, and the sins you have committed have disappeared, and at the same time, you have been resurrected in the world of heaven, and from now on, you will be clean, and you will become God's people, enjoying the nourishment of the earth and the sun directly."

What is this called? Sprinkled some water? Just dead? And his resurrection, no matter what crimes he committed before, it doesn't count, this is really good, if Li Hezhi, who is promoting ** children's gong, sees this scene, he must believe this thing, then he will not be afraid of the law in the future.

Wang Hao still remembers, and then someone came to the stage, what Wang Hao didn't expect was that he was still a female college student, the key is that he was quite beautiful, his grandfather's, there are really everyone in this world, good cabbage not only makes the pig arch, but also makes some religions arch, I really don't know what this college student thinks? After so many years of knowledge, I don't know where to learn.

At this time, several people brought over a piano, only to see the college student sitting in front of the piano and taking the lead in singing, what Wang Hao didn't expect was that most people here could sing.

Suddenly, Wang Hao felt that it was very unusual here, and there was a faint feeling of strangeness, like, just like the atmosphere here was frantically annihilating his own cells, and he was frantically resisting, Wang Hao couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled that classmate and ran out.

Perhaps, I don't know why, Wang Hao walked out of the door and said something that he still thinks is a classic: "Aren't you God's people?" Nourished by the earth and the sun? You don't have to eat for a month, fuck, can't you starve? ”

Ahem, it's too classic.

"Wang Hao, you go first, I want to go back, and then listen?" Wang Hao's classmate said with some reluctance.

"Holy! Brother, are you alright? They're crazy, and you're crazy with them? Have you been studying for so many years? Do you know what it means that technology solves everything? Wang Hao was a little surprised, even a little angry.

"No, this thing is really a bit hanging, I just heard that I have sinned in the past, and I can be relieved here, I want to try." Wang Hao's classmate still said, there was some longing in his eyes.

"What? How? Have you sinned? Wang Hao asked with some surprise, this classmate has always been very honest, how could he do something criminal.

"No, it's that I'm in the sixth grade of elementary school, and I stole a fountain pen from the same table, and I've always felt guilty." At the same time, he said with some shame.

"Holy! Do you remember the events of sixth grade? Your toughness really convinced me. Wang Hao admired the five-body throw.

"You go back first, I'll go in and have a look, I also join this religion, I want to be a new man." The classmate still said.

"Join? Add your sister? Come back to school with me, or I'll tell you about your sixth-grade sin of stealing pens. Wang Hao angrily gave the classmate a finger, and hurriedly pulled his clothes and walked out.

"Alright! I'll go back with you, don't tell anyone about it! The classmate was defeated and agreed to go back to school.

Wang Hao smiled and said in his heart: "Sample, to deal with you, I have more than enough one hand, and the matter of the sixth grade will be settled for you!" Quack Quack Quack"

But that kid, I heard that after a few weeks, I secretly went to that sect again, and I should have joined that sect, in this regard, Wang Hao is too, hate iron is not strong, I wanted to persuade again, but then I thought about it, there is no need for that, if that classmate believes in religion, he can be at ease, do good deeds, and no longer steal other people's pens, cough cough, this is also a good thing, right, Wang Hao suddenly felt that he was too talented.

And this speech lasted for nearly an hour before it ended, of course, after a round of applause, maybe you give applause, the leaders of the people are angry, and then talk about it for ten or eight hours, I go, who can bear it, but then again, what a press conference, is a speech that says good things for yourself!

By the way, isn't there a good citizen award for me? Why hasn't it been issued yet? Han Bing thought, and at this time, the applause has not stopped, everyone knows that as long as the applause does not stop, the fat director will not be able to speak, and it seems that he deliberately prolonged the applause a little, so that he could suffer less.

"Next, I would like to invite our good citizen this time, Mr. Wang Hao, to come to the stage." At this moment, the fat director said again, it is estimated that the first round has been finished, and it is time for the award ceremony.

Wang Hao was overjoyed, it's finally me, good citizen, good citizen, I have been tortured for several hours in order to get this thing.

"Hahaha!" As soon as Wang Hao came to the stage, there was a small sound below.

What laugh at what laughs? Am I that ridiculous? Wang Hao was a little puzzled in his heart, this group of people really didn't know what to do.

"This is the good citizen who solved the case this time, at that time, this young man used his life to bravely resist the big thief Hei Sanyi for a second, but just this second is enough to win the time for our snipers to shoot." The fat director introduced Wang Hao, and even Wang Hao was a little surprised, is this me? It's nonsense, it's so legendary, I don't know if I think it's a movie.

At that time, if he hadn't concentrated on thinking about things, he wouldn't have bowed his head and walked in front of Hei San obediently as a hostage, if he knew that it was the big thief Hei San, the fool would have stepped forward, that Hei San had not only stolen a lot of national treasures, but also had several murders on his body, it can be said that he was a murderer and a thief, and he was ruthless, but, speaking of which, this police station is also quite interesting, and he didn't regard himself as an accomplice of Hei San, otherwise he would kill Wang Hao together, I rely on, Wang Hao doesn't know where to cry when he cries.

"Let us have a few words to say to Mr. Wang Hao." The director handed over the right to speak to Wang Hao.

Wang Hao was also polite, and walked to the podium, but there were still some people who couldn't help laughing in the process, Wang Haosuo ignored it, looked down, and saw that there were several speeches on the podium, which were the content of the previous speech by the fat director, I damn, what is this called a speech? Isn't that just reading the text? Reading the text is still so slow, and he can still hold the stage so steadily, Wang Hao admired the five-body throw to the ground at this time, and looked at the director, this guy is wiping his sweat again, I wipe, this guy doesn't seem to be tired, it must be kidney loss.

"Well, in fact, at the scene of the crime that day, I watched from the sidelines, and recognized at a glance that it was the big thief Hei San, but the big thief Hei San had ten kilograms of explosives tied to his body, that was ten kilograms, and if it exploded, the entire museum would be gone, and the loss of our country would be even greater, and the black three had the remote control of the explosives in his hand, as long as he pressed his finger lightly, the whole museum was gone, at this moment, so I secretly decided that I would sacrifice my life, snatch the remote control in Hei San's hand, and cooperate with the police force to the end, Bought time for the Force, and we succeeded. Wang Hao saw that the fat director was a little outrageous, he couldn't tell the truth, isn't this the platform for demolishing the director of the other family, then go on, think of something to make up, although it is made up, but Wang Hao said it as if it was true, and there was no laughter among the reporters below, obviously entering Wang Hao's plot.

At this time, Director Wang, the fat man standing on the side, his face was a little muddy, and he listened to Wang Hao's speech in horror, thinking: "This guy is outrageous than me, and he is still making up words, don't say it, it's really like that." ”

The next applause caused a sensation in the audience, and even a few reporters left tears, Wang Hao, I admire myself so much, I waste talent if I don't act.

"Next, on behalf of the Xiangyang Municipal Public Security Bureau, I would like to award Mr. Wang Hao the Absolute Good Citizen Award." The fat director came to the stage and said that he was very satisfied with Wang Hao's speech, and he was convinced by the reporters, which means that the reporters will vigorously report on this matter, and he will have a greater chance of being promoted in the future.

Immediately afterwards, two women in cheongsams, smiling and holding a flag, walked over to Wang Hao and handed it to Wang Hao.

And after taking this flag, this press conference is over, Wang Hao sighed, and scolded in his heart: "NND, I really didn't give me any bonus, damn, I still give a speech so hard." ”

Because there were still some aftermath words at the press conference, Director Wang began to speak again, and Wang Hao stepped down first and walked into the backstage, at this time, there was no one in the background, and Wang Hao didn't plan to sit down, leaning against the wall and listening to the fat director outside.

The tiles in the background are black, some semi-reflective, like a black mirror, Wang Hao inadvertently glanced at the tiles, and when he saw himself in the tiles, he was immediately frightened.

"I rub, is this tm human? It's just a mummy, and the current hospital is too, is it used to wrap a wound like this? In addition to the eyes, nose and mouth, they were all entangled, depressed to death, no wonder I saw a burst of laughter from below just now, it turns out that the reason is this, I was talking on the podium like this just now? It's over, it's over, it's a big deal this time. Wang Hao scolded psychologically.

(Venom promises, this is a very good book, Venom admits that it was not written well in the early stage, as long as you insist on reading, you will definitely find that Venom has made great progress, I hope you will continue to read this paragraph in the early stage!) ）