My name is Dian, my mother is Mulan, my grandfather is Di Yefei, the general of Zhenxi, I was born in Pingcheng, grew up in Jiuquan, grew up under the wind and sand of the desert, and now I am six years old (proud and upright).

Although I have a grandmother and a grandfather like all children, in the eyes of others, my grandfather is a grandmother, and my grandmother is a grandfather......

I know it's a bit wrong, but that's what they do.

"It's time for you to go back."

After the hoarse voice, a tall figure loomed over the head of the child playing in the sand, and the speaker grabbed me by the back collar with his hand and lifted me up easily.

"Auntie grandma, don't keep carrying my clothes! Can't you just talk well! "

I punched and kicked as usual, but I couldn't do anything about it.

Can you not keep lifting me up in front of your friends! Is it okay to lose face and die?

The children on the side opened their mouths wide, revealing an expression of "poor Dian, his brain is broken again, and he calls Grandpa and Grandma every day".

Yes, none of my buddies knew that I was the son of a general.

! Knowing that I am the son of a general, can we still have fun together?

If it's me the king every time, and I'm the general every time, what's the point!

Be a robber and a traitor once in a while!

"I don't want to carry you...... "The grandmother in a military uniform said with a smile, "but if I don't take a good look at you, you will run away for me, and it is easier to carry it."

"Mother, you're cheating!"

"You should be glad I'm a lot less strong now, otherwise I'd throw you out believe it or not?"

Woo woo, Grandma has always been impatient with children.

I obviously love teaching other uncles to practice martial arts!

Sure enough, as Uncle Chen Jie said, I picked it up from the pile of melons!

"Xinxinxin, I'll go home immediately, don't lose me!"

The last time I was thrown out, I was laughed at by others for many days.

Grandma smiled fiercely.

"If you dare to run, I'll let you have no face to play in the future!" ’

"Xiao An, you better go back."

A group of children pouted and whispered in my ear: "Your grandfather is so fierce, not as beautiful as your grandmother and so fierce, won't your grandmother run away?"

"I said it was my mother!" I couldn't help but roll my eyes, "Besides, my grandpa can't beat my grandma, and he can't run away!" "

Sure enough, this group of stupid people showed a terrible look of "this uncle can actually beat women", and then quickly ran away.

I'm afraid that in a few days, all the children in Jiuquan will know that my grandfather is beating my mother.

Hell yes!

My family is obviously full of mothers beating grandpa, okay!

Every morning when I practice martial arts, my grandpa is beaten!

"Go home, you're skipping class again today."

My grandmother put her hands behind her back and looked at me with a threatening look.

Generally, when the mother shows this kind of expression, someone will be unlucky.

Last time, it was Tuyuhun who committed a crime, and my mother showed such an expression and followed Grandpa on the expedition, and after coming back, at least one-third of the population in our city increased.

Grandpa said, it was a captive who surrendered, and we were given coolies in the city, and thanks to this rotten power, the channel outside our city was longer and wider, and it would not dry up in the hottest summer months.

That's right, my mother is so fierce!

"Why should I learn so much?" I stretched out my finger and began to count, "Grandpa is a high-car person, I want to learn high-car dialect, Grandma is a Xianbei person, I want to learn Xianbei dialect. Uncle Chen Jie is Han Chinese, and I want to learn Chinese. Uncle Gai Wu, who came here to trade, is from Lushuihu, I want to learn Lushui nonsense, plus Xiongnu dialect and Qiang dialect, I want to learn ......"

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven?!

I'm really not biological!

"I'm only six years old now!"

I couldn't help but jump to my feet.

Even if I learn one a year, I won't be able to finish it until next year, but I haven't even learned half of it now!

What the hell!

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Your grandfather and I are estimated to have to guard the western border for the rest of our lives, you grew up here, and all the races are mixed, so you must learn everyone's words." My mother touched my head, "I'm going to go back to report on my work once in two years, and I'll take you back to see my old friends, so of course you have to learn Chinese and Xianbei dialect well, otherwise what if you want to meet Your Majesty and talk nonsense!" "

"Your Majesty can say anything!"

Two years ago, I was wrong, I used the high car language, and the bear-like uncle hasn't picked it up yet!

"That's rude."

Mother frowned.

"Anyway, you can't skip class! This is disrespectful to the Master! "

"Oh......"

"Dean, you didn't have class today?"

"Oh my God! Mother save me! "

When I heard this voice, I didn't even dare to turn my head back.

Although my mother has a cold face, she is very good to me, and although she is fierce, she will not really hit me.

But Grandpa is different......

"Ahhhh

"Why skip class!"

Syllable!

"You're still lying!"

Syllable!

"Next time, if you don't take someone out over the wall, I'll break your leg!"

Syllable!

It should be made. [,！ My friends come to see how crazy my smart and beautiful "mother" is, and they won't envy my "mother" for being beautiful all day long.

What can you do beautifully?

Do you eat it as a meal?

"Martial arts are so bad, don't say it's my son when you go out!"

Syllable!

"I didn't say it was your son when I went out!" My ass has been battle-hardened for a long time, "I always say I'm Mulan's son!" "

"Despise your father, you should be beaten!"

Syllable!

"But no one knows about you in Heicheng! It's all about gnashing your teeth! "

"Stir up trouble, you should fight!"

Syllable!

"Do you know it's wrong?"

Grandpa probably got annoyed too, so he put his hand away and asked me.

"I don't know."

I'm only six years old! Do you think I can guess what you adults think?

"Every time you run out, your aunt has to run around, I told you, your aunt is mine when you practice in the morning, and your aunt is ......also mine when you patrol in the afternoon."

"But it's time to sleep at night, and my mother is still yours!"

I flew up in annoyance.

"You adults are all liars!"

……

Covered her face and left for Aunt Mao?

"How did I know you would come out!" Grandpa bared his teeth at me viciously, "I thought we wouldn't have children!" If you can give birth, you should thank that Heavenly Master Kou Tian, you should sleep with him! "

……

"How can anyone curse their children to heaven like this! Di Yefei, you come back to me! "Mother drank from afar." I've lost all my face to you two! "

"Anyway, this kid doesn't look like us......"

Grandpa stood up while muttering, and gave me a "next time I will settle accounts with you" expression.

"I don't know if it's a family...... shame"

I knew you didn't like me for being good-looking! ’

I suspect it's not a day or two.

Grandpa is beautiful, Grandma looks ordinary, but I don't look like either, neither good-looking, nor ugly, except that the eyes look like Grandma, even the eyeballs are not green.

When I was a child, I couldn't figure out whether I was a man or a woman, because my grandfather and my mother both wore men's clothes, and I felt that I was more like my mother, so I felt that I was a woman.

It wasn't until Grandpa took me to the toilet to look at the bird that I realized that it was a boy who looked like this.

But even so, every time we went back to Beijing, there were still many uncles and aunts who pointed at me and stared at me and said, "No! Didn't you say that you gave birth to a son? Where did this kid come from! "

I'm really not biological!

They all dislike me for not looking like Grandpa.

But Uncle Chen Jie said that grandpa is not normal like that, and men should look like me.

Hey, so my grandfather is jealous of me?

I touched my face.

Forget it, hurry up and chase Grandpa and Grandma, they're going to close the door!

"Wait for me!"

"Run!"

"You should stay out and see if you run around next time!"

Whew!

Don't close the door!

In despair, I put my face against the gate of the General's Palace.

They......

They really shut their own son out......

"Which damn Persian merchant threw the bogua to our doorstep! Didn't you see a child in it when you lost it!! "