Chapter 147: A Strange Thing on Two Wheels

A ball was kicked back to Zhao Qian.

Zhao Qian is not an upright man like Li Mubai, he often bends and tells lies one after another, and it takes countless lies to fill a lie, and there will always be a day when he is exposed.

But Zhao Gan is talented, he is the kind of peerless master who lies and doesn't have a red face and a heartbeat, and smiled slightly at the seemingly sharp football kicked by Li Mubai: "I miss Wan'er, and I miss my panic, so let's take a look, Li Gongzi is also the reason?" ”

Hearing Zhao Gan's unabashed words, Lin Wan'er didn't feel too much shyness, rolled her eyes and scolded "It's really shameless". Zhao Jianchen was dumbfounded, and raised his mother's finger at Zhao Gan, the name of the three princes is worthy of its name, it is really wild.

But the two people present blushed, one was a sweet potato, and they only felt that a small heart was beating wildly, thinking that these three princes were so scoundrels and hooligans, this kind of words was just thinking about it in their hearts, how could they say it blatantly.

The other is Li Mubai, he categorically didn't expect Zhao Gan to answer like this, his face was rarely red, he lowered his head and drank a sip of boiled water, hiding his embarrassment, and said intermittently: "Probably...... Should...... and the reason for the three princes...... Something like that. ”

There was silence in the room, but there was an undercurrent in private, and the seemingly calm surface seemed to contain some different senses.

Lin Wan'er sat there and shook her head, she used to think that Sun Lanxiang's room was messy, the fat master Li Wei, the housekeeper and the monkey were all tossed, and the whole room was boiling, like a busy city, but I didn't expect her room to be even more chaotic today, although a few big men sat there and didn't speak, but they always felt weird.

Zhao Gan's face was extremely displeased, and he automatically assumed the identity of the male host, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, his eyes were contemptuous, and his nose was slightly cold, sweeping over everyone one by one, eager to catch a few people and beat them violently, although he knew it himself. Everyone here can teach him how to behave in a minute.

Li Mu's white eyes and nose were buttoned, since the rumors were self-defeating, his anxious heart gradually calmed down. As long as he sat next to Lin Wan'er, he felt calm, and the breath in his body was circulating.

Zhao Jianchen is not stingy, constantly salvaging from the hot pot, and there are many important things in the world. The most important thing is to eat and drink well.

Sweet potato lowered his head, ate carefully, tried to eat elegant and natural, seemed to be more elegant than the big girl in the boudoir, he felt a little inferior and sad, except for the pavilion master Zhao Jianchen, it seems that he is the most vulgar, back to Shushan must study hard, read more, let himself become a decent person with "poetry and books in his belly".

Left and right offerings are constantly sighing in their hearts. I always feel that today's incident is a little too ...... Random? There's no serious atmosphere at all, and things in this world are really weird, and they're all fucking dramatic.

I don't know how long it took, Lin Wan'er stretched her waist a little tiredly, and yawned: "Okay, it's not early today, everyone is gone." ”

But no one moved, sitting in place like Mount Tai, Zhao Jianchen and the four of them belonged to political refuge, and they had slept on the ground in Lin Wan'er's room for a few days. Naturally, she wouldn't leave, and Lin Wan'er also acquiesced in this situation, but Zhao Qian and Li Mubai didn't seem to hear Lin Wan'er's words.

Lin Wan'er glared at Zhao Qian and Li Mubai, and said, "What do you mean?" ”

Zhao Qian is thick-skinned. rushed to Li Mubai, and also glared: "Yes, Li Mubai, what do you mean?" I didn't hear that Wan'er had given an eviction order, why is she so thick-skinned, and she doesn't leave! ”

Li Mubai was stunned. But as if he had made up his mind, he didn't say a word, there were so many men in Miss Wan'er's room, and he was not at ease when he left, so for the first time in his life, the swordsman Li Mubai played a scoundrel.

"Zhao Gan, Lao Bai, for the sake of our good relationship on weekdays, I won't turn my face with you. I'll say it again, and I'll just say it once, it's not early today, so it's all gone. Lin Wan'er said without a beak.

Zhao Qian grinned and put on his face: "Wan'er, don't be angry, the road from you to me is a little far, and you have to walk through the Yingxue Promenade and Yingxue Lake, and the sky is so dark, you know, I am timid and afraid of the dark, so I will make up for the night with you tonight." Of course, it's sleeping on the floor, and if you have to sleep on my bed, I'm not against it. ”

Zhao Jianchen's admiration for Zhao Gan in his heart is like a surging river, and like a big river, it is out of control, what realm does a person's face need to reach to be able to say the above words so high-soundingly, he usually feels that his face has become extraordinary, and today he knows that there are people outside the people, and there are mountains outside the mountains.

Suppressing the anger in her heart, Lin Wan'er stretched out her hand and pointed at Zhao Gan, her eyes were full of the meaning of "clean up for a while", she turned her head to look at Li Mubai: "Lao Bai, what about you, why don't you leave?" ”

Li Mubai glanced up at Lin Wan'er, immediately lowered his head, and said, "The road is far, I'm afraid of the dark!" "Since he is a scoundrel, he doesn't care about being a scoundrel to the end.

Laughing angrily, Lin Wan'er let out a long sigh: "You guys are really capable, I'm convinced, just do what you like, this girl is not in the mood or energy to play with you." ”

Saying that, she walked to the bed, closed the curtain, lay straight on the bed, stretched out her hand to pull the quilt, and after a while, she fell asleep, faintly, hazy, she seemed to hear the conversation of several men in the room, as well as Zhao Gan's humming and chirping, and the accusation of picking his nose and eyes.

When she woke up the next day, Lin Wan'er looked at the ground, Zhao Gan was wrapped in a quilt, only one head was exposed, and she fell asleep soundly, as if she was sleeping quite sweetly, with a smile on her face, and she chirped her mouth from time to time.

Several other people sat on the side with dark circles under their eyes, the worst of them was the left and right offerings, as if they had abandoned even the idea of sighing, and just sat there stunned, and a terrifying thought came out of their hearts for no reason - it was better to die in the splendid world.

Zhao Qian seemed to have telepathy, slowly opened his eyes, looked at Lin Wan'er and smiled, his mouth was poor again: "Wan'er, it's good to see you at the first glance when I wake up!" ”

A rumor that is not very pleasing to the eye and positive and healthy spread in the palace, last night the third prince Zhao Qian and the swordsman Li Mubai entered Lin Wan'er Lin Dacai's room together, and they didn't come out all night, and they only came out the next morning, and both of them seemed to be very ...... Exhaustion?! Yes, exhaustion.

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the palace was boiling again, what an interesting thing, what an intoxicating story. Accustomed to hearing the absurd actions of His Royal Highness Xu Yunfeng, today I was finally able to change some tricks and feel the bold actions brought by Lin Wan'er and Lin Da Talented Woman from the rich land of the Central Plains.

Hearing this, Baoyu, who was helping Xu Xiao hoe the ground, smiled slightly. It was Brother Zhao Gan and Brother Li Mubai Li, he was a lot more relieved, and said to Xu Xiao: "In fact, when I went to the capital, there was a year of Halloween, and Brother Zhao had been hiding in the eldest sister's room for three days. One of them was caught by me, haha, I also threatened the eldest sister with this matter. ”

The little maids who were waiting on the side nodded in their hearts, I see, it turned out that when she was in the capital, Lin Dacai had already done some bold moves, and now it seems that what Lin Dacai did in Xiliang was low-key and subtle.

A few little maids think that they are not long-tongued people who love to chew the root of their tongues and say that they are right and wrong behind their backs, but in the spirit of seeking truth from facts and publicizing the responsible attitude, they think it is their responsibility to tell everyone about the actions of Lin Dacai's daughter in Shangjing. In addition, the appropriate use of some rhetorical methods such as exaggeration or metaphor can add interest to the story.

His Royal Highness Xu Yunfeng, who has always sneered and watched the rumors of "Lin Wan'er stealing men", heard the enhanced version of the rumors, especially when he heard that these words were coming from Baoyu's mouth, a strange feeling rose in his heart, he usually does ridiculous things by himself, and today someone actually does ridiculous things that are even more ridiculous than himself, he muttered to himself: "There are talented people in the country, and they have been leading for hundreds of years, it seems that I am old." ”

No matter how the outside world gossiped, Lin Wan'er, who was in it, didn't realize it, and she was happy every day. And secretly planned in private, when Zhao Jianchen and the others were injured, how to rescue his sister Tuo from that cell, and then bring him back to Shangjing. Let Xu Yunfeng, who swore that "I will not step into the capital in this life", regret his rotten intestines, and he will not see it.

One morning, Zhao Gan's house got up early, rushed to the outside of Lin Wan'er's room, and slammed the door a few times, and Zhao Jianchen sighed in the house. These three princes are really in good spirits, they can get up early every day, if they practice swords, they must be extremely diligent, and neither he nor Li Mubai are his opponents.

In fact, Zhao Jianchen seriously misunderstood Zhao Gan, and he was also lazy and sleepy, but when he thought that there were four big men in Wan'er's room, he always couldn't sleep steadily, and he didn't sleep all night, so he took out the "surprise" from under the bed, worked all night, and finally finished making the "surprise", and came non-stop.

Disturbed by Zhao Gan's voice, Lin Wan'er got up angry and shouted viciously: "Zhao Gan, I'm going to kill you!" ”

"Don't, Wan'er, I'm here to surprise you, you get up and take a look, it's definitely the biggest surprise in the world." Zhao Qian said while slamming the door.

"Surprise?" Lin Wan'er put on her coat, put on her shoes and socks, and shouted outside: "It's best to surprise me, and then make me feel happy, otherwise Zhao Qian, you just wait, I will give you my surprise." ”

"You'll know when you come out and take a look, you'll be absolutely surprised." Zhao Qian glanced down at "surprise", with a satisfied look on his face.

Zhao Jianchen looked out through the crack in the door, a strange flat thing with two wheels and an even more strange chain...... Sometimes it is difficult for him to understand Lin Wan'er and Zhao Gan, and he always feels that these two people don't seem to be in the same world as others, such as this strange thing he saw today, it looks weird, and Zhao Jianchen can't even guess its function and usefulness.

Dressed in her clothes, Lin Wan'er kicked Zhao Jianchen who was lying on the crack of the door, motioned for him to get out of the way, and opened the door angrily, she had already decided, even if Zhao Gan's surprise was a surprise, she was ready to be surprised without changing her face, and punished Zhao Gan with dignity, so that he knew to disturb others to sleep,

But as soon as he saw Zhao Gan's "surprise", he immediately became "surprised", and with irrepressible joy on his face, he hurriedly walked up to Zhao Gan and shouted in surprise: "Bicycle?!" ”

Zhao Qian was also very proud, stretched out his hand and patted the bicycle: "Haha, it's a bicycle, when you first came to Xiliang Wangfu, didn't you think the palace was too big, and you were clamoring for a bicycle, so in addition to making a bomb remote control recently, I also made a bicycle by the way." ”

Lin Wan'er looked at the familiar and unfamiliar bicycle in front of her, the wheels were made of wood, the strips were made of flexible bamboo, and the handbrake was made of steel wires, and she asked with some doubts: "Can this car be ridden?" ”

"Wan'er, you can doubt my people, but you can't doubt the bicycle I know." Zhao Gan patted his chest and swore solemnly, "It may take a little effort, and there is no doubt about the other and the bicycle." ”

Lin Wan'er took the bicycle and tied the dress on her body: "Okay, I'll try it." ”

Zhao Jianchen, who was hiding in the room and watching, sneered, and when he heard the word "bicycle", he felt ridiculous, how could a car in this world only have two wheels, and it couldn't stand up, and there was no cow or horse to pull it, how could it run. On weekdays, Lin Wan'er and Zhao Qian are both smart people, why are they confused, so confused?

Not only Zhao Jianchen was puzzled, but also the sweet potato was puzzled in his heart, but his focus was not on whether the "bicycle" stood up, he was more concerned about Lin Wan'er not to fall.

The left and right worshippers shook their heads at each other, thinking that this move was inappropriate, how could there be a car that could still run on two wheels?

But the next moment, the four people in the house grew their mouths at the same time, Lin Wan'er got on the bicycle, and stood up staggeringly, and as the movements under her feet became faster and faster, the so-called bicycle actually ran at a speed beyond common sense, running faster and faster, and disappeared for a while.

Zhao Qian laughed, got on his bicycle and disappeared.

Zhao Jianchen was stunned for a long time, and he didn't understand what was going on, so he sat on the chair in a daze, and kept repeating: "It's unreasonable, it's impossible, how can it be, there is still such a thing in this world?" What a refreshing view of my world! ”

The sweet potato was also surprised, and asked, "Pavilion Master, how can that bicycle thing run?" Why? ”

Zhao Jianchen held his head and thought for a long time, and even if he had swordsmanship, he couldn't figure it out, and after thinking for a long time, he jumped up: "Haha, I understand, why is there no cow pulling a horse, and the bicycle can run?" ”

"Why?" Sweet potato asked.

Zhao Jianchen stretched out his hand to greet the sweet potato, and the sweet potato, who was not deeply involved in the world, walked over and listened. Zhao Jianchen rushed to the sweet potato's arm, reached out and twisted the sweet potato, and it was a continuous circle. The sweet potato grinned in pain, jumped three feet high, jumped out of the distance, and said with some complaints: "Pavilion master, what are you doing screwing me?" ”

Zhao Jianchen explained: "I screw you and you jump in pain, Lin Wan'er rides the bicycle and keeps drawing circles with her feet, the bicycle must be running out in pain, haha, I'm really a genius!" ”

The left and right worshippers nodded again and again, feeling that the pavilion master's words were reasonable. (To be continued.) )