Chapter 67: The Loach King
"You're only talking about such an important thing now?!" Jiang Ming glared at him, wanting to kick it again.
Ah Feng thought for a while: "If it is really the Queen Mother and the Concubine De, Tianfu and Wushuang should not appear here." ”
Let Tianfu and Wushuang appear in King Lu's mansion, and the bright and bright will make people wonder what they are doing - their feud with Ah Feng is unknown to everyone.
What's more, they still changed their men's clothes and came in disguise, if Ah Feng had something to do and was discovered again, it would be difficult not to be suspicious.
Concubine De doesn't have a long brain, but the Queen Mother is not a stupid person.
Zheng Xiaohou shook his head: "They have been rampant for many years, and they will take many things for granted. For example, they think they are disguised and no one can recognize them. ”
"In fact, every time they change to men's clothes, everyone sees through it at a glance, but no one is good and dare not expose it, so they have to accompany them to act."
Ah Feng thought of the day on Liuyin Street, Tianfu and Wushuang thought that it was called sneaking out of the palace, so she sighed and stopped talking: she sighed just that what Tianfu and Wushuang did sometimes, it really lowered the average intelligence of the entire princess.
Jiang Ming asked Zheng Xiaohou Ye to wait in the cave, and then he left with Ah Feng.
Zheng Xiaohou couldn't get hot, and now Ah Feng is not there, Jiang Ming, who came back after a while, is his brother who grew up together, so he simply took off his coat and lay down.
The big bluestone was cool, which made him feel a lot more comfortable, and after a long time, he actually felt sleepy again, and fell asleep after yawning.
After a long while, I heard a shout: "Here, there are people here!" ”
Hearing someone shouting, Zheng Xiaohou Ye woke up, and when he looked left and right and didn't find Jiang Ming, he guessed that he might have stumbled over something.
But it's enough for him to be alone. Zheng Xiaohou Ye rolled his eyes, reached out and grabbed the clothes on the ground and did not put them on, but used his two hands to prop them up until he was the largest block in front of him.
He also found a corner to stand there, and a small space was formed between the fat clothes and the corner, except for Zheng Xiaohouye, there was enough to stand alone.
"Don't come in, no one is allowed to come in!" Zheng Xiaohou is fat is fat and moves quickly, but he is ready to stop when he breathes, and he does not forget to scream in panic when he is still preparing.
The more he didn't call people in, the more people outside wanted to go in.
This is a big rockery, and there is a rockery not far from it, which is where Li Xian'er and Ah Feng solve the three emergencies.
The big rockery is already close to the long wall of the palace garden: when there is nothing to do, this place can allow the people of the palace to stop and look at the pleasures of the commoners outside the palace; If anything, this is an important place to protect the royal palace.
There is a lot of hollow in the belly of the big rockery, and if something happens, you can put some arrows and other things; At this point, of course, there is nothing left.
When the people outside heard Zheng Xiaohou Ye shouting, someone shouted: "Quick, go in, the thief must be inside, don't let him run anymore." ”
And people poured in.
There was no light in the belly of the mountain, and only the light that penetrated through the hole did not make the black in the belly of the mountain unable to reach out and lose his fingers.
I don't know who actually brought the torch, and it was still a good time to light it, and people saw it clearly in the belly of the mountain after a flower in front of them.
The belly of the mountain has been trimmed, and the ground is still very smooth.
At a glance, Zheng Xiaohou Ye is amazingly fat, and it is too difficult for people not to find out about him: he is still holding his pink and blue robe, as if he is afraid that others will not know that he is there.
"You are not allowed to come in, you are deaf!" The first time Zheng Xiaohou Ye roared angrily - the first time was when the torch was lit and people happened to see him.
He roared because he was upset.
First of all, the reflection of the torch dazzled Zheng Xiaohou Ye's eyes, and of course, these people actually dared not listen to him: although he had already guessed that no one would be obedient, this did not affect him to be angry because of it.
The idea of the little marquis is always different from ordinary people.
When Zheng Xiaohou is not happy, he will beat people -- he is a representative of the famous gentleman in the capital, and of course he must carry forward the spirit of the gentleman.
So after he finished drinking, he didn't ask who was coming or what he was here for, and he flew up and kicked on the wall, and his fat body flew up.
The fat robe was not left behind him, because his body was fat, so no one saw what was behind him when he flew up.
When he could see clearly, the torches were extinguished.
Next, I heard a crisp "pop" sound, and it was only at the end that people's screams of pain sounded: Zheng Xiaohou Ye hit too fast, so it seemed that the person who was beaten reacted a little slower.
Jiang Ming once said that the gentleman is not terrible, but the gentleman who is very good at kung fu is very terrible - such as Zheng Xiaohouye.
After beating people, Zheng Xiaohou returned to the corner, first picked up the robe that fell on the ground, and then held it up: "Get out!" ”
"A bold thief, not only stealing things, but also daring to beat people, I really think that Lu Wangfu ......" someone shouted and scolded in the dark.
But as soon as he mentioned Lu Wangfu, someone interrupted him: "Our Lu Wangfu will not let go of thieves, and we will not be afraid of anyone." ”
"But our Lu Wangfu will not wronged anyone. Just now it was the butler of the Li Mansion with a torch, please light it again, so that it is easy to distinguish. ”
"Your mansion has lost something in our palace, and our palace will naturally help find it, but please also ask the housekeeper of the Li Mansion to stay in the house. Even if the government asks about the case, when there is no evidence to ask and no question, it will convict people. ”
The person who listened to this speech should be a person from Lu Wangfu, and he also deliberately pointed out the identity of the person who scolded him, and at the same time said that the torch had nothing to do with his palace.
And the reason why the people of the Lu Mansion are with the people of the Li Mansion is because the people of the Li Mansion have lost something in the palace - they have even explained the reason, and they are still very polite to the little Marquis Zheng.
There are even many biases in the words: at this time, the people in the Lu Wangfu should have recognized Zheng Xiaohou.
Although it is said that many nobles are easy to recognize when they are wearing clothes, and it is really difficult to determine at a glance when they take off their clothes, Zheng Xiaohou is really an exception.
Such an obese person, except for Zheng Xiaohouye, there is no second among the magnates in the entire capital; Another reason is that Zheng Xiaohou is the quasi-aunt of their palace, how can he admit his mistake.
And Lu Wangfu is not to buy from Zheng Xiaohouye, let alone from Zheng Wangfu; It was the people of King Lu's Mansion who recognized Zheng Xiaohou at a glance, and I believe that the people of Li Mansion would not fail to recognize him.
After recognizing someone and daring to shout like this, the people of Lu Wangfu immediately had doubts, so naturally they didn't say a word to protect their own people first, and at the same time sent a letter to Zheng Xiaohou Ye without being caught by the people of Li Mansion.
King Lu's Mansion is really slippery, just like their old county king: so Lu Lao County King has a nickname called Loach King.