vs 125 A little joke
Riding a bicycle to Binjiang Road, there were already scattered snowflakes falling, and on the small road opposite the Peace Bureau, seven or eight square tables were laid out along the street, and a man in his early thirties was busy operating, "Wait a while?" You've already given money, haven't you, three dollars, plus two cups, right? β
"yes, hurry up. It's cold. β
"Yes, yes." The man was still sweaty in such weather, and he was rummaging through the meat skewers on the shelf, shouting, "Grandson? Grandchild? cnmοΌ Where are you hiding? Let you do some work, you will know that you are lazy, hurry up, and bring meat skewers. β
"It's coming, it's coming." Sun Jin agreed, laboriously holding a large iron basin, and walked out slowly, "What are you shouting?" How heavy is this basin? Can I move on my own? β
"How can I move? Don't talk about you kid trash! β
"You usually eat mutton skewers secretly when you're fine, eat meat and grow meat, look at you, good guy, the fat ones are round, if you fall, I don't know where to help!?"
The guests next to him laughed, and the busy man laughed and scolded, lowered his head and grabbed a handful of sticks, hastily counted them, put them on the shelf, and got busy again; Lu Li watched from the side, in addition to being funny, he was a little relieved, the quality of the business is secondary, the harmony of this general environment, just by looking at the words of these two people, you can recognize it, the so-called harmony makes money, this is the truth.
He followed the team a few steps, arrived in front of the stall, looked down and smelled, to be honest, the recent business is related to mutton, smelling too much, he is a little 'top', "How is it." Dude, how much is it? β
"No, I don't."
"Why don't you line up?" The chubby man glanced at him, and felt that he couldn't let go of this strange customer, so he took the initiative to introduce: "I won't tell you, my mutton skewers." But Binjiang Road is my family, I don't believe you ask, there are so many masters. Hey, brother, how's the stuff? β
"What else, okay!" There was a guy who was enjoying the smell of lamb skewers, probably drinking too much, and gushing, "You're here for the first time, right?" I'm not blowing it for him. Stuff is really nice. Look at me, if I don't come for a day, I have to live here. To tell the truth, it's more expensive, and if you want to leave me, at least ten yuan a day, you just can't afford to eat. β
"Expensive? Isn't it two cents? β
"Nonsense, who doesn't know it's two cents. But the more you eat this thing, the more you eat it, it's a dollar a day. How much is a month? How much do I make a month? So, if you can come and eat once a week, you're a good guy! β
One person spoke, and the other tables of guests spoke at the same time, and you and I chatted word by word, and I don't know if these people are self-cooked or drunk. The more he talked, the more energetic he became, and the topic did not leave the mutton skewer stall here, "...... I heard that Lao Cao and their boss were classmates... Hey, he's not here today..."
"What classmate. It's a buddy who worships the handle, but hey, now I see Lao Cao and Lao Zhang, what about that buddy? Never seen it before. β
"I've heard from the people in the sub-bureau that he was arrested and sentenced to three and a half years, and now he is still in prison."
Luley almost burst out laughing on the spot! He asked rarely, "Do you know why?" β
"How do I know why? You ask me, I ask who goes? If you want to know, go to the substation and ask yourself, do you dare? β
Lu Li was also moved for a while, and his naughty heart rose, "Then what if I dare?" β
"Holy shit! Aren't you a blazing? The man was a little unhappy, he also had some wine, and said with a big grin: "Well, if you dare to ask, when you come out in a while, I will invite you to eat mutton skewers, how about it?" β
"How much did you treat me to eat? To tell you the truth, I have a big appetite. β
"How much did you say?"
"That's it, don't invite me to eat lamb skewers, let's bet ten yuan, how about it?"
"Okay, but you said it's okay, we know if you went in or not? What if you lie? β
Luli smiled and nodded, "You're right. Well, I called someone out of the criminal police team, and then I asked him in front of you, how is it? β
"Okay. Did you say that? β
"I said it." Lu Li nodded to the people around him, turned around and went straight to the gate of the Peace Bureau, seeing that he just nodded to the little policeman at the door, and entered the gate after saying a few words, the man who bet with him knew that he was deceived! This grandson may be a policeman, and he knows the people in the precinct! It's ten dollars, but it's fucking unjust!
After a while, I saw him and three or five men in police uniforms walking out, led by a medium-sized man with a solemn face, and followed him to the front of the stall, "Who just made a bet with this person?" β
"I, it's me, comrade policeman."
"Did you bet with this man about that grandson of Luley?" The man asked in a deep voice, then took out his documents from his pocket and opened them: "Do you see it?" I am the captain of the criminal police team, and my surname is Yang. β
How dare a man take a closer look? Nodding his head and greeting, "Oh, oh, Captain Yang." You...... Good. β
"Why are you okay asking that person? Do you know what happened to Luli's grandson and was arrested, and what you asked him about has anything to do with him? β
"No, no!" The man was really a little scared, he couldn't hear the problem in Captain Yang's words, he shook his head vigorously and waved his hand, "I have nothing to do with him, I have nothing to do with it, I don't have anything to do with it!" β
"None? Not really? No, we were instructed by our superiors that anyone who asked about Lu Li's grandson had to be brought back to the bureau and asked, what is your surname, what is your name, where do you work? What is your unit phone number? β
The man was going to cry out of him, and he didn't want to get out and eat a few kebabs that would cause so much trouble? I still have to be locked up, who am I going to provoke? was about to beg for mercy, but when he saw several people behind Captain Yang, he suddenly burst into laughter that he couldn't suppress! The man who called himself Captain Yang also laughed, "Don't be afraid, I'm joking with you." β
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Yang Dinghong saw that his face was wrong, turned around and scolded: "Xiaoxiao, you are a forced troublemaker, take care of yourself!" And also. Xiao Zhang, bring me meat skewers. Put some more spicy food. β
Luli smiled and stepped forward, "I'm sorry, buddy, for a little joke with you." To tell you the truth, I am the so-called boss you just said who was imprisoned and sentenced to three and a half years. A moment of naughtiness. Please don't be surprised. Come on, you're open to eat today, and no matter how much you eat, I'll treat you. β
"Oh, oh." The man agreed in a daze, and suddenly raised his voice, "Hey, buddy, give me more lamb skewers and more spicy seeds." The more the merrier! β
The people around are envious, don't want to encounter such a thing here? It's pie in the sky!
Lu Li moved a bench, sat next to Yang Dinghong, and gave him a punch with a smile, "No wonder you have been a policeman for many years, it's really like that." Even I almost scared you out just now. β
"What do you think? Exercise! Yang Dinghong hissed and said, "Do you think we all eat white rice?" Don't say that's the case, seriously. Tiny, that's you. After two days of sitting inside, you have to find out all the bedwetting when you were a child! β
Upon hearing this, Lu Li was unconvinced, "Are you using me as a soft gnocchi?" Do you have one? β
"Yes?" Yang Dinghong and Li Xiaoping looked up in amazement, both of them looked angry and funny, "Xiaoxiao." Not to scare you,...... Well, it's hard to say in front of so many people, wait a few days, you're going to be interested. Go in and try it, if I don't talk nonsense about you kid, I won't be surnamed Yang! Holy shit, dude, do you hear me? This kid said, 'What do we have'? What to do? β
"Give this grandson a little bit of power!" Li Xiaoping was the first to shout, "Give him half an hour first!" Look at how awesome he is. β
In the midst of laughter, the busy man just now bent down and said with a smile: "This ......, it's Brother Li, right?" My name is Zhang Liang. Lao Cao and I talked about you, that, Brother Li, what are you going to do? β
"You are older than me, I will call you Brother Zhang." Lu Li got up with a smile and shook hands with him, "Cao Xun and the two of them are not here?" β
"Lao Cao went to Hedong, and Brother Qing had something at home, saying that his subject's grandmother had passed. No, there are only a few of us left, grandson? Little grandchildren? Where the fuck are you going again? β
Sun Jin came out in a daze, his hair was like a chicken nest, he glanced at Lu Li for a while, and felt that this person was a little familiar, but he didn't think much of it, "What, are you shouting again?" β
"This is Brother Li, didn't you say that you and Lao Cao went to Yangcheng last time?"
"Oh, really, I said how do you look familiar?" Sun Jin was a little embarrassed, "I'm sorry, Brother Li, I slept in a daze, and I didn't see you." β
"Why are you still sleeping at this time? There are people doing business outside, you don't know it or don't know how to learn, how can you hide in the house and sleep? Lu Li had a cold face and said word by word: "If you want to do it here, be honest and well-behaved, if you don't want to do it, it's simple, talk to Cao Xun, or talk to me, I'll settle the bill for you now, and you will leave immediately!" β
"Don't, don't, don't, Ligos, I ...... yesterday I didn't sleep well, just one time today, I promise to do it once today, really, I don't believe you ask Brother Scale, he can testify to me. Brother Scale? β
"Yes, Brother Li, Xiao Sun hasn't been here for a long time, and there are some things I don't understand, you ......"
Lu Li waved his hand, interrupted him, and asked himself: "What Lao Cao told you, how much does it cost you a month?" β
Sun Jin was extremely scared, and he didn't dare not answer, "That, 45 a month, said that I did a good job, and I will give me a ...... increase when I come back." β
"Your salary has been halved this month! Come back and wait for Lao Cao to come back, tell him yourself, do you hear me? β
Just to be confused for a while, half a month's salary will be gone? Sun Jin had the heart to beg for mercy, seeing that his face was stiff, he knew that he couldn't speak, so he had to nod aggrievedly, "I remember, Brother Li, when Lao Cao comes back, I'll tell him." β
"You grill skewers for Lao Zhang now, if you don't know how to, just follow him to learn, let me tell you, I give a lot of wages here, but I will never support idlers!"
"Yes, yes, yes, I remember, I'll do it now."
After reprimanding Sun Jin a few words, Lu Lizhong sat down with Yang Dinghong and chatted, "Hey, Xiaoxiao, how is the old lady's illness?" β
"It's okay, she ate something unclean last time, she's fine."
"That's good, but the old man, I'm most afraid of pulling like this."
"I know, so before I left, I told my eldest sister and second sister to let their family move over, on the one hand, the old lady is old and likes to be lively, and on the other hand, it is also to take care of them."
Li Xiaoping said: "We know this, now let's talk about some serious things." β
The serious things in these mouths made Lu Li a little flustered, since Xu Yunjian's turmoil, he was really afraid of the attitude of a few friends of the criminal police team who were sitting in a precarious position, "Again...... What's wrong? It can't be Lao Cao, right? β
"Nonsense, you don't pull it on others, I now ask you on behalf of the brothers of the criminal police team, how to solve this matter if you can't drink last time? I can tell you, we haven't drunk the wine, we haven't moved the food at all, and the accounts are settledβyou are wondering for yourself, what should we do? β
Luli laughed, "I didn't say it, I'll ask you when I go back!" But this time, you can't eat shabu mutton, so change it to something else, right? β
"What's wrong? Isn't it just right to eat some mutton on a cold day? β
"No, I smell mutton every day in Hong Kong, and my head is big! If you want to eat shabu mutton, it's okay, I'll pay for it, and a few of you brothers will eat it openly, and I won't go. β
"No, what's the point of missing you?" Yang Dinghong said with a smile: "Then you say, where are we going to eat?" β
"Let's go to Yinglou, Lu Restaurant-I'll tell you the truth, I'm tired of eating Hong Kong food, and it's hard to eat. Their cooking over there is very light, and I give special instructions every time I eat to put more salt, but these grandsons are just not willing to do it, so I have to ask for the salt shaker and pour it into it myself. β
As he spoke, everyone laughed, and after listening to him, Yang Dinghong laughed as if he was laughing, and Lu Li was a little strange: Is there such a coke?
"Come on, let's go back to Yinglou and slaughter this grandson! How many brothers, one counts as one?! β
"Oh~~~!" Li Xiaoping and Zhou Haoxin coaxed several brains. (To be continued......)