Chapter 8: Next to You is the Pig
"Huh? What's going on? Healed wounds? Wang Hao took off the entire zongzi hood, only to suddenly find that the wound on his face had healed at this time, Wang Hao didn't believe it, and carefully looked at the mirror, and even left a little scar.
"I'm rubbing, I'm amazing? My recovery ability is simply superb! Wang Hao was a little surprised in his heart, and couldn't help but smile and scold.
Wang Hao went back to the bathroom with a surprise, took a good shower, and whistled, the previous ** had already disappeared.
"Wang Hao, have you finished washing, get out of the old lady, I want to take a bath too." At this time, Rosie also regained her senses, went back to the room to change into a homely dress and put it on first, shouted at the door of the bathroom, thought about the scene just now, she almost lost her body, and when she thought about the feeling just now, she was ashamed, I really didn't expect that the dead Wang Hao gave himself what kind of medicine he had given himself, and he actually let himself have this strange and weird feeling, but he didn't seem to blame Wang Hao, every time it seemed to be his own hand first, and finally fell on Wang Hao by mistake, but, when he was mouth-to-mouth with Wang Hao, it felt quite amazing, Gee, what am I thinking?
"Come out for the old lady! Otherwise, I'll call the police! Luo Xi was a little ashamed and angry, she always wanted to take revenge on Wang Hao, she couldn't just forget it, she said and shouted again.
"I'm rubbing, I'm really convinced of this girl, I always have to call the police if I have anything to do." Wang Hao is washing his strength, but he also has to speed up the speed of bathing, who calls himself to live in someone's house, as the so-called sentence: "Tiger fell Pingyang was bullied by dogs, I Wang Hao fell Pingyang was bullied by the dead girl Rosie." ”
"Hey! Police station? There is a fugitive in our house, please come here immediately. Rosie secretly ran to the bathroom door, pretending to be on the phone, and deliberately amplified her voice so that Wang Hao inside could hear it.
"I'm rubbing, this girl, I'm really convinced." Wang Hao scolded in his heart.
"I'm out, I'm coming out! You're really calling the police? Wang Hao hurriedly rushed his body, put on his underwear and ran out as if outside, and after a while, it is estimated that the police will arrest him.
I'll rub it, if the police really believe it, and Wang Hao is really caught, then why won't he be on the news tomorrow?
"A certain news report, yesterday, a fugitive from other provinces, fled to a house in our city, looted the money and property in the room, did not choose to leave immediately, but walked into the bathroom of the owner's house, took a bath freely, the hostess went home and found it, and reported the case in time, our police quickly rushed to the house of the hostess who reported the crime, arrested the fugitive, with the hostess reaction, the fugitive was still whistling when taking a bath, and did not feel afraid at all, and after further investigation, everyone was surprised, This is the fugitive turned out to be the man who helped the police kill the big thief Hei San a few days ago, and it is initially estimated that this man and the big thief Hei San turned out to be a gang, and they became heroes by mistake. ”
"I'm rubbing, what's this called? I'm a good person, how did I become an accomplice of the Black Three? A report suddenly flashed in Wang Hao's head, and he couldn't help but curse.
Pushing open the door, Wang Hao found that Rosie was smiling evilly, probably feeling a little excited to deceive himself.
And seeing Wang Hao come out, Rosie suddenly felt that the revenge was a little successful, but when she saw Wang Hao's face, she was stunned, this guy is too handsome, I can't find any shortcomings, eh, I'm talking about appearance, as for character, this guy is simply a bad three, but, after seeing it several times, I really didn't see Wang Hao's full face, and now it seems that I didn't expect to recruit a handsome guy, I'm sorry, how can I praise him.
But in an instant, Rosie's eyes glanced down, and her face, which had just faded red, turned red again, and she couldn't help but curse in her heart: "A hooligan is a hooligan!" I didn't take a change of clothes in the shower.,Just put on a panty and come out.,Shouldn't I still be a girl? ”
Wang Hao also seemed to notice something at this time, and when he looked down, he didn't wear anything on his body except for these briefs, no wonder, he used to take a bath in that nest, Wang Hao didn't have the habit of wearing pants, and he would walk around at home in underwear, this time, he forgot about it in a hurry.
Wang Hao suddenly felt hot on his face, although he had been with Guo Shanshan for so long, but as long as Guo Shanshan was there, he was in the middle of the middle, this time, Rosie was the first girl to see herself so naked, however, being seen by such a beautiful female college student, although it was not a loss, it was worth it, quack, Wang Hao's mind began to yy again.
"Rascals! Wait for me to finish the shower and go out for dinner together! Rosie glanced at Wang Hao, scolded, and walked into the bathroom.
"Dinner? It's only past three o'clock, and even if you're done, it's not time for dinner. Wang Hao asked a little puzzled.
"Oops! You'll know when I'm done. Rosie hurriedly closed the door.
"Huh! Why do you always feel like there's something missing from that rascal? Before closing the door, Rosie also secretly glanced at Wang Hao, only to see that Wang Hao had already returned to the room, probably wearing clothes, but I just couldn't think of anything missing from Wang Hao's body, clothes? Phew, I didn't wear anything else at all except my underwear.
"That's right! What about the scars on the kid's face? How could it get better so quickly? Rosie finally remembered and couldn't help but say something. No, I'll have to ask in a moment. With that, Rosie concentrated on taking a bath, and every time she took a bath, she carefully washed every place.
At this time, Wang Hao had already changed his clothes, dressed up in a basketball jersey, the reason is very simple, this summer is cool.
At first, Wang Hao thought that it would be enough to wait for this girl for ten minutes, twenty minutes, but it was half an hour, and she was still washing inside.
There's no way, girls are like this, and Wang Hao didn't plan to shout and urge at the door like Rosie did before, it would be too manly to lose his manhood.
It happened that there was a computer in the study, Wang Hao suddenly remembered, walked into the study, and planned to turn on the computer to pass the time.
Who would have thought that a broken computer, nnd, and password would have to be entered? I rub it, is there a big secret?
If you want to play on the computer, there is no way, alas, then watch TV, Wang Hao got up and walked to the living room, wanting to watch TV.
"Huh? What about the remote control? Why can't I find the remote control? Wang Hao searched for a long time but didn't find it, so he muttered.
Suo surname walked to the TV,Use the button on the TV to get it,I've been looking for a long time,me,What brand of TV is this78,There is not even a button except for the switch,This is a broken TV,The remote control is turned off and standby,But the TV can't be solved。
"Alas! Now this technology is becoming more and more developed, and those dealers are getting easier and easier in order to minimize profits! Wang Hao suddenly sighed.
An hour passed
Two hours passed
Wang Hao suddenly knew what Rosie meant, yes, yes, it's really time for dinner, this girl, take a shower, it's been two hours, and she hasn't come out yet. This time, I responded to that sentence, and I will know when Rosie comes out, no, this time I don't have to wait for Rosie to come out, Wang Hao already knows.
Wang Hao suddenly felt like crying, how can you be a woman so troublesome? Is it true that all women in the world are like this? Taking a bath, putting on makeup, changing clothes, a woman just sits for three things, at least seven or eight hours, and a shower for two hours before it is finished? Is that still called a bath? It's just peeling.
When he was about to arrive three hours ago, a smile finally appeared on Wang Hao's face.
"Click!" The bathroom door finally opened.
"My aunt" Wang Hao hurriedly stood up, originally wanted to say: "My aunt, you can be regarded as coming out, how many layers of skin have you taken off?" ”
But as soon as he was halfway through the words, he paused, because in front of him, Rosie's dress was as beautiful as a fairy, Rosie changed into a purple princess skirt with a top at this time, her face was slightly red, and the corners of her mouth rose slightly, but she couldn't hide a trace of shyness on her face.
On the already excellent skin, Rosie put on another layer of light makeup, which is like icing on the cake, it was already very beautiful, and now it is like a fairy.
Looking at Wang Hao's staring at her face, Rosie was also a little embarrassed, at this time, she didn't know what to say?
"Uh, were you looking for this?" Rosie held back for a long time, suddenly thought of something, took out a remote control, and shook it in front of Wang Hao.
"I'll wipe it, how do you take a shower and hold the remote control!" Wang Hao looked at the remote control, and also recovered from the stunned state just now.
"I knew that you couldn't turn on the computer, so you could only watch TV, and in order to take revenge, I would take it into the bathroom by the way." Rosie smiled slyly, revealing two small white teeth.
"It turns out that this is all your girl's ghost, so I'm bored and waiting for you for three hours." Wang Hao was played around, and Wang Hao felt that he seemed to be powerless in front of Rosie, and he had no resistance at all.
"Quack, who told you to bully me in bed just now! I'm telling you, revenge has just begun. Rosie said with some smugness.
"It's over, it's over, your impression in my heart is completely gone, I wanted to praise you for being very smelly and beautiful, but now the beauty is gone, and all that is left is stinky." Wang Hao also hurriedly said, the more resistant he is, the more he must exercise, otherwise, he will not be bullied to death by this little girl in the future.
"Die! You're left with a stink! Rosie took the remote control and threw it over.
"Hehe, I didn't fight, I didn't fight, you have white hair on your butt!" Wang Hao took over the remote control steadily, shook his buttocks, and suddenly sang the hooligan song when he was a child.
"Okay, you, Wang Hao, fought with me on the first day just now? OK, OK. With that, Rosie walked in the other direction.
Wang Hao also wondered, why didn't this girl talk back to herself?
"Hey! Hello! Is it a police station? With that, Rosie picked up her phone, pressed a string of numbers, waited a few seconds, and then continued.
"My aunt, I was wrong, I was wrong." Wang Hao hurriedly ran over, really thinking that this girl had called the police in a fit of anger.
"Quack, listen to you!" At this time, Rosie smiled slyly again, picked up the phone and put it next to Wang Hao's ear.
"Hello, your current balance is," said the phone, and he hung up the phone.
"I'm dizzy, 10086? Scared the hell out of me! Wang Hao shook off a cold sweat, looked at Rosie with some tears and laughter, and was tricked by this girl again.
"Alright, alright, I'm hungry! Let's go to dinner! Rosie laughed at this time, took Wang Hao's arm and walked out.
Wang Hao thought in his heart, this girl, she really changes her face faster than turning a book, fortunately I have a good heart, otherwise I will be tossed to death by this girl sooner or later.
The two walked on the road on Jianshe Street, without men and women, which aroused a large number of people to envy, the women were jealous of Rosie, and the men were envious of Wang Hao, which also made Rosie and Wang Hao's vanity very satisfied.
The two walked into a restaurant, and the boss immediately greeted them warmly.
"Two handsome guys and beauties, what do you want to eat?" The shopkeeper, a middle-aged man in his forties, was quite honest, but he couldn't help but look at Rosie a few more times.
Rosie took the menu, ordered a few dishes in a row, and placed an order.
This is, a few young men sitting at a table next to them, at the end of their drinks, have been constantly looking at Rosie since Rosie came in.
At this moment, in the middle of the table, a drunken man walked towards Rosie.
"Miss, may I give you a drink?" The man raised his glass and asked.
In the face of this situation, of course Wang Hao can't just sit, and it is also the responsibility of all men to protect the big beauty.
"I'm sorry, big brother, this one next to me is a pig who doesn't drink." Wang Hao pointed at Rosie and said.
"Wang Hao, you it, the one next to you is a pig!" When Rosie saw Wang Hao scolding herself, she didn't show weakness and scolded back.
Rosie immediately realized something, and hurriedly said, "I'm whoa! ”