Chapter 537: Home Visits
Lee Kuan Yew was not happy when he heard it, so he grinned and said: "Damn, where am I overindulged, just you, this guy, pale face, no energy, at a glance, I know that my girlfriend can't take care of me before it becomes like this, as a brother, I still advise you, it's better to stop, or sooner or later it will become a kidney deficit." ”
Ye Bihuang smiled: "You don't think you are too weak to say this?" I'm blushing for you, blushing for you. ”
Lee Kuan Yew's face flushed, indeed, he was too weak to say this, Ye Bihuang's face was full of red light, and his spirit and spirit were always at their peak, and he still damaged him like this, it was ineffective at all.
At this time, Ye Bihuang saw a touch of white on Lee Kuan Yew's hand: "Damn, you touched my shoulder just now, a touch of white on your hand, it can't be that you just stroked it, it's too disgusting!! ”
Lee Kuan Yew was speechless: "Damn, when I went up the stairs just now, it was too milky, and it squeezed a girl's milk." ”
Ye Bihuang's eyes widened, looking like a ghost: "Damn, you milked other people's milk?" Is she going to hold you responsible? Have you ever tasted it? ”
When Lee Kuan Yew saw Ye Bihuang like this, he knew that this guy must be crooked, and hurriedly said: "Where do you want to go, other people's yogurt, I squeezed other people's yogurt." ”
"Yogurt? My day, can the girls still squeeze out yogurt? Rare variety, Guangyao, you hurry up and chase her, and the supply of yogurt will be rationed in the future. Ye Bihuang looked obscene, if what he said was heard by a female voice, he would definitely be blinded.
Only then did Lee Kuan Yew realize that Ye Bihuang was teasing himself, gritted his teeth and said: "Brother Huang, you guy haven't seen you for more than ten days, why did you become so obscene, I'm talking about the yogurt that people bought, not the milk that was squeezed out over there, do you understand now?" ”
"Oh-I understand, didn't you say it earlier, it made me misunderstood." Ye Bihuang only then pretended to have a sudden realization.
Lee Kuan Yew rolled his eyes: "Damn, Brother Huang, you deliberately understood the wrong way, you think I don't know." ”
"It's too obscene, it's too obscene, I'm afraid I'm contaminated with obscenity when I sit next to you, you girl can also pinch out yogurt, and you can pinch people out, it's really a god." Ye Bihuang gave a thumbs up.
Lee Kuan Yew's face was full of black lines, and he was blackened by Ye Bihuang.
"Hack me, you know hack me."
Ye Bihuang smiled and said, "You guy, I just want to know if you deliberately pinched other people's milk." "Ye Bihuang spoke in a small voice, aiming to satirize Lee Kuan Yew.
Lee Kuan Yew patted his chest and said, "Hmph, that's natural, I didn't mean it, I did it on purpose." ”
The conversation was in full swing below, and Jiang Yachun on the stage finally couldn't bear it anymore and slapped the book on the podium.
"Ahem, fellow students, fellow students, be quiet, be quiet."
Although Jiang Yachun has only been in contact with the students in his class for a short period of time, he has accumulated a deep prestige.
As she spoke, the cacophony of the class began to fade away.
But there were two people who took her words as air, and there was no doubt that it was naturally Lee Kuan Yew and Ye Bihuang, and the two chatted fiercely, but they didn't hear Teacher Jiang Yachun's words.
"Lee Kuan Yew, Ye Bihuang. You two stand up for me, and I'm going to ask you something. Jiang Yachun saw that his two old students didn't give him face, and his face became very ugly.
At this time, the class had gradually become quiet, and only the voices of the two echoed, and Jiang Yachun's voice, Ye Bihuang and Lee Kuan Yew, finally heard it.
After a bang, Ye Bihuang and Lee Kuan Yew stood on their seats, both of them holding their heads up, not admitting their mistakes at all, but like two generals under review, they were violent.
Jiang Yachun saw that these two guys really didn't want to admit that they were wrong at all, and said with a smile: "I think you two had a lot of fun during the summer vacation, I think you should still want to rest for a few days?" ”
Ye Bihuang and Lee Kuan Yew glanced at each other, Ye Bihuang smiled: "How can it, Lee Kuan Yew and I can't wait to come to school quickly." ”
Jiang Yachun said: "Oh? Are you telling the truth? ”
Ye Bihuang said with a smile: "That's natural, with such a beautiful teacher, we would rather come to class every day than stay at home all the time, it's so boring at home." ”
How long have Lee Kuan Yew been messing with Ye Bihuang? Following Ye Bihuang's meaning, it went down all of a sudden.
"Yes, yes, our Teacher Jiang is so beautiful, we won't be bored when we come to class, but feel a hundred times more energetic."
Jiang Yachun's face flushed, her chest straightened slightly, and she felt that she was being teased by two children in front of the whole class, and her face was a little embarrassed, but she didn't dare to look at the smiling eyes of her two former students, so she hurriedly said: "You two sit down first, and when class is over, you will both come to my office." ”
After Lee Kuan Yew and Ye Bihuang sat down, she got to the point: "Ladies and gentlemen, although we have just come back from vacation, we are still mentally exhausted and excited, and we have not returned to the learning momentum we should have at school, but I think that we should have fun at home and study hard at school, so that we can get twice the result with half the effort, and my efficiency will be greatly improved. ”
The class resounded with a sparse chord.
Obviously, everyone is still in a state of drowsiness, and they are weak.
Jiang Yachun didn't care, and said: "Since the class is about to get on the right track, and everyone is about to enter the learning state, then we should also deal with the holiday matters, and please hand in the homework left by the teachers before the holiday." ”
Speaking of this matter, Ye Bihuang was stunned, and he suddenly felt as if he had forgotten something.
I remember that when I was just on vacation, I used the calligraphy master function to finish my homework in an instant in order to avoid forgetting to write my homework, but now I forgot to bring it when I went to school.
Very helpless, after class, the representatives of each subject came to collect the homework, and Ye Bihuang spread his hands helplessly and chicly.
"I didn't write it."
He didn't say that he didn't bring it, even if he said that he didn't bring it, who would be able to prove his innocence, it's better to say that he didn't write it, how neat and neat.
Ye Bihuang, as a representative of the Chinese class, also has to collect homework, and between classes, soon his desk is full of a large number of homework books, and flowers are everywhere.
Last count name, I'll go! I was the only one who didn't pay it. Originally, Ye Bihuang thought that there should be many people who did not write their homework during this holiday, but he didn't expect that his classmates were so conscious one by one, and he was the only one who did not write.
This! Do you want to top the cylinder by yourself? I also thought that many students didn't write it, and the teacher's punishment would be lighter, after all, the law does not blame the public.
But who would have thought that he didn't write it by himself, and even Lee Kuan Yew's homework was neatly written.
Ye Bihuang's mind turned around a few times, and finally regained his composure, he already had a countermeasure in his heart, with his own ability, he could definitely solve this matter perfectly, the only thing that was certain was that the teacher had to give himself a chance to explain.
After class, Lee Kuan Yew and Ye Bihuang came to Jiang Yachun's office together.
I saw Jiang Yachun sitting quietly at his desk, looking at the documents in the folder, Ye Bihuang took a closer look, it was originally the information of all the students in his class. Jiang Yachun focused on the family confidence of the students in the class.
Jiang Yachun saw Ye Bihuang and Lee Kuan Yew coming to his office, and suddenly turned his still warm face into a cold expression.
"I said, you two, did you deliberately dismantle my desk in class?"
There was a chill in his words.
Ye Bihuang didn't want Jiang Yachun to think that she and her were going to work against each other, so she hurriedly explained: "Teacher Jiang, we made a mistake in class, in fact, your voice was too quiet, and it was too noisy in the class at that time, so I didn't hear it." ”
"Oh? Is that really the case? Jiang Yachun stared at Lee Kuan Yew as if he was smiling.
Lee Kuan Yew is an honest man, if he lies, a discerning person can see it at once, and he doesn't want to leave a bad impression in front of Mr. Jiang, after all, this is not a good thing.
"Teacher, the two of us really didn't hear it, let's admit our mistake here, and we will never do it again." Lee Kuan Yew honestly bowed his head and admitted his mistake.
Jiang Yachun's stiff face relaxed, in fact, she was also pretending to be a serious face just now, facing Ye Bihuang, the former life-saving benefactor, and Ye Bihuang, a "friend" who used to talk and laugh with her, she really couldn't reprimand him.
But there is no way, I am a teacher, and in order to maintain the teacher's face, I still have to teach these two people a lesson.
In Jiang Yachun's soft voice, Ye Bihuang and Lee Kuan Yew nodded again and again, indicating that they had admitted their mistake.
Ten minutes passed, and Jiang Yachun said to Lee Kuan Yew: "Lee Kuan Yew, you go back first, I will deal with the matter of Ye Bihuang's student not writing holiday homework now." ”
Lee Kuan Yew hurriedly withdrew from the office as if he had been granted amnesty, and wiped a cold sweat from his head when he went out: "I'll go!" Brother Huang, you are amazing, you don't even write your homework, I think Teacher Jiang will definitely scold you to death, I want to see how you die," after finishing speaking, he left in fear.
Although Jiang Yachun doesn't have the momentum of those Obasan, male teachers teaching students at all, the kind of charm and weakness she has makes everyone reluctant to make her sad.
When she reprimanded the students, although her voice was low, it would make the students feel very uncomfortable and awkward, thinking that she had made a big mistake to make the teacher so angry
Seeing Lee Kuan Yew leaving, Jiang Yachun stared at Ye Bihuang with a sneer: "Classmate Ye Bihuang, I now want you to explain to me why you didn't do your homework, if you don't explain it well, I'm going to go to the home visit." ”
Ye Bihuang originally didn't care at all, what was the original intention of writing homework? Isn't it just to review the knowledge learned in class and let it be consolidated, and now that I have learned all the knowledge of high school through the knowledge manual, isn't that enough? It's a big deal, and when the time comes, Mr. Jiang will ask himself what he answers.