readx;?“ We can all testify. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info." Charlene Hu Manru and others said.

Sun Qiu is not cool, Sun Shu is a ghost

"Hey! I said, guys, did you really hear me say that? Zhang Zheng asked.

"That's right, you said it." Everyone said in unison.

The knot is not far from the ghost, and the ghost is the moon

"Did you really hear what I just said?"

"yes, we all heard it." Everyone said in unison.

"I haven't finished speaking, so why do you think it's repetition?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"This sentence is just two words away, and there can be no other meaning." Lu Dayu said.

The enemy's land is the master of the cold inspection gang

"Since it's only two words away, let me finish my words, you guys?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"Of course it's no problem, since you kid has to slap yourself in the face, we can't help it, so please do it." The beauties said.

Zhang Zheng said: "What I want to say is: Brother Liu, how can I say hello, your ability to raise donations is too strong." ”

"Ahh You, you certainly didn't mean that way. The results given by Zhang Daguan greatly surprised everyone, so the female generals will definitely not admit it easily.

"Hey, I said guys, don't be so cheating, and you don't want to think about it, can a man as wise as me repeat what he said so nagging?"

"I said, Brother Zhang, aren't we so narcissistic, okay? My problem is that the contrast between your 'too bad' and 'too strong' statements is too great. Lu Dayu said.

Zhang Zheng said: "The size of the contrast is not a problem, the key is to have logic between the upper and lower sentences." ”

"The question is, what you lack between the two sentences is logic, right? If the same foundation does the same thing, one will do too badly, and the other will do too well, you should be a monkey, can you jump up and down? Lu Dayu said with disdain.

"I said that Brother Liu's fundraising ability is too poor, referring to the previous ......"

"Brother Liu, their fundraising ability still seems to be the same now? Hasn't anything changed? Isn't their foundation's donation still in the millions? Lu Dayu said.

Zhang Zheng said: "After Brother Liu's fundraising activity just now, their foundation's donations will soon be different. ”

"Why don't I have a big brother to raise donations?" Lu Dayu asked.

"Sister Lu, how can I say hello? Haven't we been saying that charity should be in various forms? Brother Liu's fundraising method is one of the unknown methods. ”

"Which way?"

"Sister Lu, have you ever heard of the song "I Bet Tomorrow with My Youth"?"

"I've heard of it, what's wrong? Brother Liu's fundraising is related to this song? ”

"The beauty of Ye Da is 'I bet on tomorrow with my youth', and Brother Liu is 'I raise money with my heart', doesn't it matter?"

"you, you're pure nonsense. You haven't answered my question yet, how could Brother Liu's fundraising ability be too strong in an instant, and how could their foundation's donations be different immediately? Lu Dayu asked.

"Sister Lu, do you remember what Brother Liu said just now?"

"Brother Liu said so many things just now, do you mean that?"

"'Say light, my heart is like a knife, say the point, my heart is dripping blood', that's the sentence."

"Actually, Brother Liu's words are quite touching, of course I remember them." Lu Dayu said.

"By the way, Brother Liu, does your foundation belong to that leader?" Zhang Zheng asked.

Liu Ran said: "Our leader in charge is Vice Mayor Wang, and I am a weak little soldier under Vice Mayor Wang. ”

"Oh, isn't my sister in charge of hygiene? Why is education in charge? Zhang Zheng asked puzzled.

Wang Ping explained: "This is the division of labor in the city, and I can only obey orders and obey commands. According to the division of labor of the municipal government, I am mainly in charge of the city's education, culture, radio and television, press and publication, health and sports. ”

The knot is not a ghost, and the knot is not a square ship

Zhang Zheng said: "Sister Lu was right just now, Brother Liu's words just now are indeed very touching, which shows that Brother Liu still very much wants to do something for the charity work in Jibei City." But the foundation only has a few million yuan in donations, so what can it do? Therefore, I ...... now "

"I said, Brother Zhang, why do you keep announcing it and not finishing? Can't you put it another way? Lu Dayu said.

"Sister Lu, what else to say?"

"For example, the phrase 'I decide now' is good." Lu Dayu said.

"Sister Lu, what you said is indeed good, the problem is that I don't want to announce anything." Zhang Zheng said.

"And what did you just want to say?" Lu Dayu asked.

"What I want to say is: I now propose that Yingjie Charity Foundation allocate 35 million yuan from my donation to Jibei Education Charity Development Foundation to solve the problem of insufficient funds from Jibei Education Charity Development Foundation."

After listening to Zhang Daguan's proposal, Liu Ran was stunned on the spot: "My mother, 35 million?" Director Liu, is it true that you pinch me? ”

After listening to Liu Ran's words, Liu Jiang, director of the Dongshan Provincial Poverty Alleviation Office, stretched out his big hand and pinched Liu Ran's arm fiercely.

"Ahh I said Lao Liu, are you really pinching? ”

"Haha! Such a good opportunity, don't pinch nothing. Liu Jiang said with a smile.

"Brother Zhang, how can I thank you, brother? Or I'll ......"

"Stop, brother, I don't have this hobby, if it's a beautiful woman, of course brother ......"

"Ahh Before Zhang Daguan finished speaking, he hit Lu Dayu with a small foot on his buttocks.

"Okay, you stinky boy, you actually ask a beautiful woman to promise in public, I ......"

"Sister Lu, you misunderstood, you just gave me a hundred guts, and I don't dare."

"Misunderstanding you? So what did you just say? ”

"What I want to say is: if it is a beautiful woman who promises her, of course my brother can't agree."

"Wouldn't it? You changed it temporarily, right? ”

"Sister Lu, have you thought about it, if I really want the beauty to make a promise, the word behind the brother should be 'but', not 'of course'?" Zhang Zheng said.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, the sentence can only be true when the brother is followed by 'but', such as the sentence just now: if it is a beautiful woman who promises each other, what if the brother 'but' is long? Sister Lu, you say, isn't this sentence very smooth? ”

After listening to Zhang Daguan's flickering, Lu Dayu said: "You are right, this word is indeed very smooth to use here, I misunderstood you, Brother Zhang, my sister apologized to you, I'm sorry." ”

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