Chapter 143: Brother Legend
In fact, Shen Han's tone was still relatively calm, but in Zhou Jinghan's ears, it became extremely dirty and domineering! It's just that Zhou Jinghan is not a fool, even if she doesn't know where the bastard in front of her is sacred, but at least she knows that the man in front of her can't afford to offend herself! Stopping, Zhou Jinghan turned his head and looked at Shen Han expressionlessly.
Shen Han lifted the wine bottle on the table, looked down, then stood up and came to Zhou Jinghan.
"I'll drink." When Zhou Jinghan was soft, his tone was still as cold as ice.
Shen Han shook his head, then raised the wine bottle to the top of Zhou Jinghan's head, and poured the remaining foreign wine on Zhou Jinghan's head. The yellow liquid soaked Zhou Jinghan's long hair, flowing happily along Zhou Jinghan's ears and neck.
"I don't care who you were before, and I don't care who you will be in the future, I just know that everyone is living in the present! You're now the wine lady of Golden Jade Heaven, and that's enough! Shen Han was still upside down the wine bottle, and his tone was outrageously calm.
Huo Jinhua and Zhang Ming, you look at me, I look at you, they didn't speak, they believed that Shen Han would definitely not be unreasonable!
"As long as you are a wine lady now, you must be a wine lady! If one day you figure it out, you'll thank me! Of course, if you really can't figure it out, then you can also remember me, and when you reach a height that I look up to, you can come to me, and when the time comes, you can bring back a hundredfold of the shame I have brought you today. β
Zhou Jinghan closed his eyes and let the liquor pour down on his head.
Seeing that Zhou Jinghan didn't shed tears, but a trace of blood oozed from the corner of his mouth, Shen Han nodded, and Shi Shiran said: "It's good to know how to endure humiliation!" At least you know how to be a barmaid in the future, and now you can get out. β
"Excuse me, can I know your name?" Zhou Jinghan opened his eyes, only indifference and calmness.
"My name is Shen Han." Shen Han hooked the corners of his mouth and chuckled, then stopped looking at Zhou Jinghan, turned around and walked towards Sha.
Shen Han, I remember you! Zhou Jinghan let out a long breath and turned around and walked out of the box.
To be honest, Zhou Jinghan couldn't wait for Shen Han to go out and be hit by a car, pee and wet his shoes, wipe his buttocks, pick up rotten paper, and fart and shit...... However, as soon as he got out of the box, Zhou Jinghan realized a problem, it turned out that it was not difficult to be a wine lady! I want to thank this Shen Han for teaching him a lesson, and if I have the opportunity in the future, I must 'repay' him heavily!
After Zhou Jinghan left, Huo Jinhua asked for a bottle of bacardi again and personally apologized to Shen Han for pouring wine.
"By the way, boss, I asked you to find Zhou Jinghan, so that you can exchange feelings, why did you make a fuss?" Zhang Ming took out a pack of cigarettes, this classmate had already changed the brand, no longer smoking Great China, and smoking a pack of five Marlboros.
"Well, this woman just came, Yanjing's, the price is clearly marked, presumably Brother Shen has heard of it," Huo Jinhua thought for a while and continued, "At first, I thought that this kind of person was not suitable for working in Jinyu Heaven, but then I felt that this girl was quite pitiful, so I gave her a chance." Brother Shen, if she offends you, I'll let her ...... now"
"No need, she will definitely be a very good escort lady in the future, just ......" Shen Han sighed slightly, so beautiful, it's a pity! I don't know which guy will do it if the alcohol gets on one day.
Huo Jinhua hesitated and said busily: "If necessary, I will let someone cover her." β
"No, I'm just a one-sided relationship with her." Shen Han raised his wine glass, "Drink, drink." β
This kind of woman doesn't mess with herself, Lin Xueshuo and Tang Zixi's aunts and grandmothers are enough to give themselves a headache, if they don't eat soft and hard again, then what else are they playing?
After the three of them chatted and farted in the box for a while, Shen Han left. Because Shen Han went to Jinyu Heaven to meet Zhou Jinghan, since people have already seen it, there is not much point in staying.
After coming out of the Golden Jade Paradise, Shen Han returned home. It was really boring to sit alone in the living room, Shen Han thought about it, and went back to the bedroom.
Ji Ji is a spirit mouse who knows how to enjoy it, and after learning the wonderful use of the computer, he clamored Shen Han to buy it a notebook too. Shen Han is not short of money now, and such a simple and small request can still be satisfied.
It's been a long time since I logged in to QQ chat! I don't know why, by chance, when I log in to QQ, Shen Han will think of the female driver who drove a taxi, and I don't know how she has been doing recently.
Shrugging his shoulders, Shen Han began to talk nonsense on the Internet, but now it's not like before, when it was just popular to go online, what netizens said was basically true, and everyone was lying down and experiencing the Internet. In the past, if you want to make cuties online, it's basically handy! But now, if you want to go online to make cuties...... Hey, it's not easy!
Shen Han has several QQ numbers, one is used to contact friends in real life, one has applied for online business to drive a black car for himself before, and the other one, Wang Ming and Sao Bao, called "Sweeping Love Saint", is specially used to make beautiful eyebrows.
No, our sweeping classmates and cuties are chatting enthusiastically.
Sweeping Saint: I just went to your space to see your photo, and now I'm not human at all!
Ruxia Meimei: Neurotic, you, how can you say that I am not human?
Sweeping Love Saint: This Ruxia is not a human, the Nine Heavens Fairy descends to the earth. Anyway, I haven't seen anyone as beautiful as you.
Ruxia Meimei: Hehe, you're too exaggerated, aren't you? I'm just a normal girl.
Sweeper: Alright! If you have to say that you are a person, then you are definitely a scoop of water poured by God on the world, bringing disaster to the country and the people! The kind of girl who laughs at the city and then laughs at the country, it's you!
Ruxia Meimei: Flim Tongue.
Sweeping Saint: I'm witty, or talented, even if you don't want to praise me, you can say I'm sharp! You even call me flamboyant? I suspect that your vocabulary is so poor that it is very strict......
Ruxia Meimei: Cut.
Shen Han couldn't help it, and immediately lost his patience, and hurriedly typed a sentence that meant the end of the chat: Let's video!
Ruxia cuties: Roll ......
Shen Han has never had much hope for online beauty bubbles, and now netizens want to play with me and I still want to play with you! In that case, it is better to play by yourself! But the spirit mouse Ji Ji was obviously much more fun than Shen Han, the guy was dancing with his teeth and claws, and the white hair on his body turned upside down one by one because of excitement, and this little thing was also chatting.
This little guy's screen name is even more sassy than Shen Han, and it's just a legend to call him brother.
Noah's Ark: Brother Legend, are you here? I met a bastard today, an out-and-out bastard.
Brother is just a legend: did someone bully you? Tell me that in three hours, I'll help you get him right.
Noah's Ark: Oh, no. You don't know yet, do you? In fact, I left school early and worked in an entertainment venue in the seaside, maybe I had some problems with my service attitude, and the customers were angry with me, but the way of fire was a little excessive.
Gigi thought to himself, what is that too much? Our boss is called Niu Cha today! The little guy thought about it for a while, and hurriedly typed a line of words: There will never be a shortage of some scum in this society, that is, the so-called dregs! For example, today, there was a terrible thing in Jinyu Heaven, there was a guy who thought he was so awesome and so stylish, and he actually poured a bottle of bacardi wine on the body of a waiter, this kind of person I have always despised has always been.
After a long time, the other party finally replied: Is it? How do you know?
Gigi wants to pretend to be my boss, can I not know? But he didn't dare say it.
Brother is just a legend: this? I just heard from a friend who works in Jade Paradise, hmph, don't let me see that guy in the future.
Noah's Ark: Hehe, you're such a nice guy, aren't you on the beach? I'm on the waterfront too!
Although Gigi is not human, he has long been accustomed to human thinking, and of course he knows that this is the girl in front of him asking to meet! Just imagine, Yanjing is a high-achieving student, and the person is beautiful and has a good figure, how can this kind of person boss not grasp it?
After thinking about it for a while, Ji Ji said: You are a top student in Yanjing, and I am just a social bastard with no academic qualifications; You are glamorous and captivating, but I am just a grassroots who disappears immediately after walking in the crowd; As a student at Yenching University, your future is bright, but I'm just an office worker with a small salary. Are we really suitable?
Noah's Ark: What's right and what's not suitable? I think you are a very connotative person, very unusual, and I want to meet you.
The other party actually asked to meet directly? Gigi was ecstatic and replied in a hurry: Of course, if you can ignore one of my shortcomings, I am still perfect. It's just that sometimes, it's better to miss each other than to see each other, I never wanted to see you, because we have never met, so we are full of flaws and mysterious beauty, when this balance is broken, I am still me, but are you still you? Still the empathetic, but arrogant and introverted Noah's Ark?
Noah's Ark: I'm so tired!! You should know that what I look for is never the appearance, but the deeper connotation. To put it mildly, my customer today is really good-looking and well-funded, but he is just a wretched creature with a poor spiritual life, who is not only despicable, but also shameless.
Brother is just a legend: please don't get me wrong, I'm very happy to meet you, you can make an appointment!
Noah's Ark: Tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, next to the largest rockery in People's Park, I think you will be able to recognize me.
Brother is just a legend: of course I can recognize you, just imagine, at nine o'clock in the morning, the probability of two beauties appearing next to the rockery at the same time is too small. But I'm different, because I think I'm so ordinary, or I'll bring an English version of Jane tomorrow. Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Hehe, I've been flipping through this book lately.
Under Shen Han's ears and eyes, Ji Ji's personality has been assimilated towards Shen Han, and this little thing is becoming more and more shameless! Pride and Prejudice is a British classic, but Gigi will look at a bird? Shen Han won't even look at it. Especially what is the English version, Shen Han's English level is basically no level now.
Noah's Ark: You also like Pride and Prejudice? What do you think?
Brother is just a legend: I don't like it, this work is based on daily life, which is contrary to the sentimentality that was popular in society at the time. The content of the novel and the pretentious way of writing it vividly reflect the life and people of the English countryside in a conservative and closed state in the late eighteenth and early nineteenth centuries. This social novel not only attracted a wide range of readers at the time, but still gives me a unique artistic enjoyment today.
Noah's Ark: You can't talk about your favorite foreign masterpieces, you can analyze them so thoroughly. Legend has it that brother, even if you are an ordinary small office worker, you are also the most connotative person in the world, really.
After reluctantly going offline, Zhou Jinghan still held his cheeks with his hands and stared at the gray avatar in front of him. Brother is just a legend, although this screen name is a little cheesy, but hidden behind the cheesy appearance, how extraordinary!
Legend brother, an ordinary office worker with no education, who lives with a mixed salary every month, is he really so ordinary? No, absolutely not! With his elegant conversation, unique insight, and literacy of daily preferences, it is enough to prove that this person is not ordinary.
And the guy who embarrassed himself by pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger in Jinyu Heaven, who pretended to be poor and sour even though he had a lot of money? Wearing a low-end suit, he bullies himself forcefully after revealing his true colors! That kind of person is scum, scum, and also a man, why is the gap between people so big?
Suddenly, Zhou Jinghan sighed lightly, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a self-deprecating wry smile. That scumbag is right, no matter what he was before or what he will be in the future, he is now a wine lady, so he should act like a wine lady!
Life is like this, full of odds! Originally, I was supposed to graduate from college smoothly, then find a famous company to work, and then find a person with similar conditions to me in all aspects to fall in love, get married, and live happily. But who would have thought that the sky would be unpredictable? My brother actually needs a kidney transplant, he is only 17 years old! In order to maintain his brother's life, what else can he do besides going out to work? It's just that the men in this world seem to be blind, aren't they worth five million?
Tired, really tired! If I could, I would love to have a shoulder that I could lean on! Legend brother, what kind of man will he be? But even if he is very good, he may not be able to help himself. δΈqiΔ can only be followed by fate...............
At half past eight the next morning, Shen Han appeared at the door of Xinhua Bookstore in Binhai City.
Originally, Shen Han didn't want to meet that netizen, but he couldn't bear Jiji's soft grinding and hard bubbles, and then Shen Han thought that the woman was not bad! Not only is she beautiful, but she is also a talented woman in Yanjing, and it is said that she has a great figure, so it's good to go and see it!
Shen Han didn't want to fight an uncertain battle, so he studied the chat records between Jiji and the other party before going out. In order to make his image lethal, Shen Han even wore yesterday's suit and leather shoes, and tied his tie casually at the neckline.
"Miss, do you have Faulkner's "The Noise and the Commotion" here?" Shen Han saw that a salesman was bright, and immediately stepped forward, leaned next to the bookcase, and looked at the little girl with melancholy eyes.
"Yes, now please wait," the little girl was a little impressed by the fact that it was a world masterpiece, and she was ready to look for books after speaking.
"The Noise and the Tumult is Faulkner's first full-fledged work, and it is also Faulkner's favorite work that he has spent the most effort on. The title of the book comes from the famous line of Macbeth in Act 5, Scene 5 of Shakespeare's tragedy Macbeth. But after I thought about it, you might as well get me a copy of Pride and Prejudice! β
The little girl glanced at Shen Han suspiciously.
Shen Han immediately seized this opportunity, found a Marlboro and lit it, and played the decadence in the depths to the fullest.
"I'm sorry, I want the English version. This Jane Austen's masterpiece is based on daily life, contrary to the content and pretentious writing methods of sentimental novels popular in society at the time, and vividly reflects the life and people of the English countryside in a conservative and closed state in the late 18th and early 19th centuries. Shen Han took a light puff of cigarette, shook his head, and continued, "If it is the Chinese version, there will be no such taste between the lines!" The difference is a millimeter, a thousand miles away, and I believe that the young lady will be able to understand what I mean. β
"This gentleman is really knowledgeable, but I'm sorry, there is no English version in our store, if Mr. needs, you can leave your contact information, I will help Mr. contact it, and I will notify you after the goods, is it okay?" The little girl's tone was full of admiration, she thought to herself that this person looked young, but she didn't expect that her literary skills and cultivation would be so strong.
Don't have an English version? Wouldn't it be very inconvenient to connect at that time? Shen Han frowned slightly and said, "That's it?" That's not necessary, do you have any other English versions of world classics here? The French version is also available. Shen Han believes that the most important thing for him is to reflect his literary accomplishment, and it doesn't matter what kind of books he reads.
Oh my God, the French version? The little girl looked at Shen Han in surprise, thought for a while, and hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, we don't have the French version of the masterpiece here, and the English version of the masterpiece is only the ancient Greek "Aesop's Fables" and Defoe's "Robinson Crusoe", which one does Mr. need?" β
"Robinson Crusoe!" Shen Han's face was reluctant, and his heart was already a vain mess.
After paying, I wanted to communicate with the little girl in depth, but seeing that it was not too early, I reluctantly gave up.
Shen Han lowered his head and fantasized about the situation after meeting the other party as he walked. If nothing else, that woman should be conquered by herself, and it's no problem to take 10,000 steps back and be friends, slow work and careful work, etc......
"Oops! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry! After a girl collided with Shen Han, she apologized again and again.
"It's okay, I'm the one who says I'm sorry." Shen Han rubbed his nose, he just lowered his head and thought about things, but he didn't expect to bump into someone at the gate of the park, he raised his head and showed an apologetic and gentlemanly smile, "I ......"
"You don't have long eyes when you walk? You've hurt me. The girl's willow eyebrows were raised, and she stared at Shen Han coldly.
Shen Leng laughed three times: "Hehehe, you have long eyes, you won't let me?" Don't you know that the action of force is mutual? If I hurt you, you can deduce that you hurt me too, but I won't say it as a man. β
"Hmph, I'm dressed like this poor and sour today, are you still going to go to Jinyu Heaven to insult people?"
"Rare? I'm here today to meet a friend, don't think that you are a great Yanjing talent, my friend is also a Yanjing talent! β
See friends? Yanjing's talented woman? Zhou Jinghan was shocked in her heart, and reflexively looked at Shen Han's hand, and was startled when she was still holding a hardcover English book in Shen Han's hand.
This person can't be his own netizen, right? No, it's absolutely impossible! Through GuΓ²'s keen observation, Zhou Jinghan finally breathed a sigh of relief, this book is still new, and it is not "Pride and Prejudice". After thinking for a moment, he sneered: "See friends? And a copy of Robinson Crusoe in English? You just bought this book, right? Ready to recharge your bachelor's degree? β
Ah! It almost broke the big thing! This book is indeed brand new, but fortunately I haven't seen Noah's Ark now, otherwise wouldn't others be suspicious when they look at it? Shen Han replied with a sneer to Zhou Jinghan: "Who said I was going to take this book to meet my friends?" This book was bought by a friend on behalf of me, and I happened to pass by Xinhua Bookstore, so I brought it to him, can't I? β
"Okay." Zhou Jinghan raised his head and stepped aside, his movements elegant and clean.
Shen Han felt that his preparation was still not sufficient, if he went to meet like this, it would be difficult to say that he would be foreign! After a little thought, Shen Han decided to withdraw his troops, and seeing that Zhou Jinghan had already given way, he walked forward unceremoniously and swaggeringly.
"Boss, you're going to break the contract? You can't break your trust! Ji Ji used the voice transmission to enter the secret, anxiously reminding Shen Han.
"Our preparation is not in place! This book is so new, if you show it to Noah's Ark, it will definitely be exposed. β
"Then it doesn't matter if you lose your trust in others?" Gigi was a little unconvinced.
"Everything is done, and it is remedy to lose one's trust in others, and you say that you have encountered an irresistible emergency."
"When is the next time we meet?"
"Next time? Let's wait until we are done with the God of Gamblers competition! Huo Jinhua's fox was always urging me to get ready. If nothing else, I'm going to Las Vegas in these two days. "Get in touch, I'll let you know when the goods are delivered, okay?" The little girl's tone was full of admiration, she thought to herself that this person looked young, but she didn't expect that her literary skills and cultivation would be so strong.
Don't have an English version? Wouldn't it be very inconvenient to connect at that time? Shen Han frowned slightly and said, "That's it?" That's not necessary, do you have any other English versions of world classics here? The French version is also available. Shen Han believes that the most important thing for him is to reflect his literary accomplishment, and it doesn't matter what kind of books he reads.
Oh my God, the French version? The little girl looked at Shen Han in surprise, thought for a while, and hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, we don't have the French version of the masterpiece here, and the English version of the masterpiece is only the ancient Greek "Aesop's Fables" and Defoe's "Robinson Crusoe", which one does Mr. need?" β
"Robinson Crusoe!" Shen Han's face was reluctant, and his heart was already a vain mess.
After paying, I wanted to communicate with the little girl in depth, but seeing that it was not too early, I reluctantly gave up.
Shen Han lowered his head and fantasized about the situation after meeting the other party as he walked. If nothing else, that woman should be conquered by herself, and it's no problem to take 10,000 steps back and be friends, slow work and careful work, etc......
"Oops! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry! After a girl collided with Shen Han, she apologized again and again.
"It's okay, I'm the one who says I'm sorry." Shen Han rubbed his nose, he just lowered his head and thought about things, but he didn't expect to bump into someone at the gate of the park, he raised his head and showed an apologetic and gentlemanly smile, "I ......"
"You don't have long eyes when you walk? You've hurt me. The girl's willow eyebrows were raised, and she stared at Shen Han coldly.
Shen Leng laughed three times: "Hehehe, you have long eyes, you won't let me?" Don't you know that the action of force is mutual? If I hurt you, you can deduce that you hurt me too, but I won't say it as a man. β
"Hmph, I'm dressed like this poor and sour today, are you still going to go to Jinyu Heaven to insult people?"
"Rare? I'm here today to meet a friend, don't think that you are a great Yanjing talent, my friend is also a Yanjing talent! β
See friends? Yanjing's talented woman? Zhou Jinghan was shocked in her heart, and reflexively looked at Shen Han's hand, and was startled when she was still holding a hardcover English book in Shen Han's hand.
This person can't be his own netizen, right? No, it's absolutely impossible! Through GuΓ²'s keen observation, Zhou Jinghan finally breathed a sigh of relief, this book is still new, and it is not "Pride and Prejudice". After thinking for a moment, he sneered: "See friends? And a copy of Robinson Crusoe in English? You just bought this book, right? Ready to recharge your bachelor's degree? β
Ah! It almost broke the big thing! This book is indeed brand new, but fortunately I haven't seen Noah's Ark now, otherwise wouldn't others be suspicious when they look at it? Shen Han replied with a sneer to Zhou Jinghan: "Who said I was going to take this book to meet my friends?" This book was bought by a friend on behalf of me, and I happened to pass by Xinhua Bookstore, so I brought it to him, can't I? β
"Okay." Zhou Jinghan raised his head and stepped aside, his movements elegant and clean.
Shen Han felt that his preparation was still not sufficient, if he went to meet like this, it would be difficult to say that he would be foreign! After a little thought, Shen Han decided to withdraw his troops, and seeing that Zhou Jinghan had already given way, he walked forward unceremoniously and swaggeringly.
"Boss, you're going to break the contract? You can't break your trust! Ji Ji used the voice transmission to enter the secret, anxiously reminding Shen Han.
"Our preparation is not in place! This book is so new, if you show it to Noah's Ark, it will definitely be exposed. β
"Then it doesn't matter if you lose your trust in others?" Gigi was a little unconvinced.
"Everything is done, and it is remedy to lose one's trust in others, and you say that you have encountered an irresistible emergency."
"When is the next time we meet?"
"Next time? Let's wait until we are done with the God of Gamblers competition! Huo Jinhua's fox was always urging me to get ready. If nothing else, I'm going to Las Vegas in these two days. β