Chapter 570: Today's Peach Blossoms
However, Sun Yiwei still showed an expression that seemed to be very disbelieving, which made Ye Yang very depressed. He finally had to sigh lightly and return to normal.
The two found Su Xiaonuan and then had lunch together. Su Xiaonuan and Sun Yiwei both went back to the dormitory to rest, while Ye Yang was bored wandering around the campus.
He came to the back door of the school unconsciously, and it was still so lively, because this was a place that belonged to Qingbei University, and the city management couldn't manage it. And Qingbei University seems to intend to let these people exist, and with these people, this place will be less or less chaotic.
It's still those who eat and play. Ye Yang was shuttling there, and suddenly he heard a voice say, "This little brother, please stop." ”
Ye Yang was slightly stunned, followed the sound, and found a bad old man sitting in the corner on the side, if you don't look carefully, it is really not easy to find.
The old man was sloppy, with a round black glasses on his face that were popular sixty or seventy years ago, and a piece of paper was spread in front of his body, on which were all things that Ye Yang couldn't read. However, there are two lines of words that he knows, and those two lines are '500 years before knowing, 500 years after the future'.
"You called me?" Ye Yang asked.
The old man nodded and said, "That's right."
Ye Yang frowned and asked, "What did you tell me to do?" I don't know you."
The old man said, "My name is Liu Banban, which means that I will keep half of everything." The reason why I stopped you is because the two of us are destined. ”
"Fate?" Ye Yang couldn't help but pout, this person was obviously a liar who was deceived and deceived. But it's really funny that this person actually deceived himself. Ye Yang is bored now, and it's not bad to tease this old liar.
"What do you have to do with Sister Feng?" Ye Yang asked.
"Sister Feng? What Sister Feng? "This Liu Ban obviously doesn't know who the famous Sister Feng is.
Ye Yang couldn't help but purse his mouth and said, "Don't you even know Sister Feng, she has known for three hundred years before and three hundred years later, isn't she from the same school as you." ”
Unexpectedly, this Liu Banban nodded and said unashamedly: "It turned out to be Senior Sister Feng, her kung fu is not at home, so she only knows about the things of six hundred years, but the old man knows about the things within a thousand years." ”
Ye Yang nodded, also showing an expression of sudden realization, and then said: "It turns out that your old man has such a god, can that kid ask you three questions?" ”
The old man smiled and said, "Ask, ask, but a question costs fifty yuan." ”
The corners of Ye Yang's mouth curled slightly, this old man really cheated money. He took out three 100 yuan from his wallet and said, "A question of 100, no need to look for it."
The old man looked at the money, and the smile on his face became even stronger. He smiled and said, "That's it, I won't take advantage of you, you ask three questions, and I'll send you another hexagram." ”
Ye Yang nodded and said, "The first question I ask you is what were the three major battles that determined the fate of the Huaxia Kingdom when it was founded?" ”
The old man was slightly stunned, and then he smiled and said: "The young man is dishonest, and he actually took the old man's history." I said, old man, I know astronomy and geography ???."
"If you don't answer, I'll get the money back," Ye Yang said lightly.
Liu Banban hurriedly put the money in his hand into his arms, for fear that others would snatch it away from him. He said: "This is not simple, first the Liaoshen Campaign, then the Pingjin Campaign and the Huaihai Campaign. ”
The corners of Ye Yang's mouth curled slightly and said, "My second question is what are the casualties of both the enemy and us?" ”
Liu Banban raised his head and said disdainfully: "The three major battles have annihilated and reorganized more than 1.5 million enemies, and our casualties are less than 200,000. ”
Ye Yang looked at Liu Banban, at this time he looked complacent, and his eyes were also full of contempt.
"The third question is what are the names of these people?" Ye Yang said the third question.
Liu Banban was stunned for a moment, what is this called a problem. The names of more than 1.5 million people, even if he read them, he would have to read them for a month.
"No, no, no, how can this be counted," Liu Banban said. "You are a fool, how can I finish saying the names of 1.5 million people."
Ye Yang leaned forward, a wicked smile on his face.
"Since you know so much, haven't you figured out that I am going to ask you such a scoundrel question?"
"Uh??? This fortune telling is a mind-consuming thing, who has nothing to do with that. Liu Banban explained to himself.
Ye Yang shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, most of the people here are college students, you don't make much money by setting up a fortune telling stall here, hurry up and take the money and leave."
He stood up and prepared to leave. At this time, Liu Banban suddenly grabbed him and said, "Don't go, I still have a free hexagram here, and it's not too late for me to finish it for you."
Ye Yang sighed, looking at this Liu Ban's appearance, he had to calculate a hexagram for himself. He squatted in front of Liu Banban and said, "Okay, then you can count it."
Liu Banban took out a magnifying glass and looked at it in front of Ye Yang. Then he closed his eyes and pondered, and he really looked like he was doing something.
After a while, he suddenly opened his eyes, full of panic. When Ye Yang saw it, he suddenly laughed in his heart. These fortune tellers are like this, first say that you are not good, and then you naturally feel scared, hoping that he can solve your difficulties. And at this point, you need to get the money out.
"Master Liu, what's wrong?" Ye Yang asked.
Liu Banban nodded and said, "It's not good, it's not good."
Ye Yang shrugged his shoulders and said, "How is it not good? ”
Liu Banban said: "You have a frown, but you have a golden word to protect you, which shows that you must have been a great person before, with extremely powerful power." But I don't know why your power has disappeared, so this evil aura is getting heavier and heavier. ”
After hearing Liu Banban's words, Ye Yang's face suddenly showed a hint of surprise. Although Liu Ban didn't say it clearly, it was the same as his situation. Could it be that this Liu Banban can really know 500 years ago and 500 years later?
Now I don't have to care if he is true or not, Ye Yang hurriedly asked, "Then can I come back with this power?" ”
Liu Banban suddenly showed a profound expression, Ye Yang was surprised, and directly took out all the cash in his wallet from his body, and threw all the thousands of yuan to him.
After seeing the money, Liu Banban immediately smiled. He clicked on the pile of money, and said with a smile: "Of course you have to wait, as the so-called life sometimes has to have, and life has no time to force it." ”
Ye Yang frowned, how could Ye Yang doubt him after hearing Liu Ban's words. It doesn't sound like it's been said at all.
This can't be done, Ye Yang is not the kind of person who makes people fool casually. He grabbed half of Liu's collar, regardless of whether he was an old man or not, and said viciously: "You explain it to me clearly, otherwise I will tear down your stall." ”
Liu Ban's face changed suddenly, and he hurriedly said, "Why are you angry, let me make it clear." If you want to regain your lost strength, don't keep looking forward, although people have to look forward, but occasionally look backwards and you will see a lot of useful things. ”
Ye Yang was stunned and said, "That's all? ”
Liu Banban nodded and said, "That's all, even if you demolish my stall, that's all you have." ”
Ye Yang put his face up, but he didn't expect Liu Banban to look righteous and awe-inspiring. Ye Yang snorted lightly and said, "Even if I believe you, you can continue to sell here." ”
He turned around to leave, but at this time, Liu Banban called out to him again and said, "Little brother, your Yin Tang is black, your whole body is empty, and there has been a bloody disaster in the past two days." ”
"Let your mother's fart, I'll kick your grandma's mouth" Ye Yang couldn't help but scold.
Liu Banban hurriedly said: "Don't be angry, don't be excited, I said something wrong, it's not a bloody disaster." It's a peach blossom calamity. ”
"Bang"
Ye Yang overturned his stall and left.
After Ye Yang left, Liu Banban stood up leisurely, seemingly not caring at all. He took out the thousands of yuan that Ye Yang threw at him from his arms and checked it, with a smug smile on his face.
"You can lift it, this money is enough for me to buy hundreds of these stalls." After saying this, he took out a book from the schoolbag behind him, on which were written four big characters "Chicken Soup for the Soul".
"This book is really good, it can really fool people, it seems that I have to read it well" Liu Banban packed up his things, and then left humming a small tune.
Ye Yang continued to wander around outside the school, and he felt hungry when he was dangling. Since becoming a normal person, his digestive system seems to have become stronger than before, and he is hungry again before he has eaten lunch.
It just so happened that he saw a roadside stall in front of him, which was selling Malatang. He walked over, sat down at the small table, and shouted to the proprietress, "Boss, bring me a noodle and add more meat skewers."
At this time, Ye Yang subconsciously looked up at the proprietress, he didn't pay much attention to it just now, but now after seeing it clearly, the expression on his face suddenly froze, and he didn't know what to say.
"Uh??? Forehead ???"
This proprietress is the beautiful girl who reprimanded him this morning.
PS: (Guess what method Ye Yang will use to recover his strength in the end.) Just a hint, two steps)