"Hmm...... Well? Forehead...... Eh?!!! ”

Du Ziteng slammed up from the bed, and his beloved pillow also rolled to the ground with his drastic movements. A smell of instant noodles mixed with the smell of instant noodles that had not been opened for a long time...... I really miss it.

"Am I back?" After three seconds, the otaku accepts that he is back in the real world, and the first thing he does is to start checking if there is any difference between his figure and before he left.

After fiddling with it for a while, Du Ziteng stood up with a black face and picked up the pillow, and then- slammed it on the ground, "Come back, your sister, ahhh Why is it in your own home, is there something wrong with this plane?!!! ”

The next moment, Tucaojun suddenly realized, covered his face with his hands, and then suddenly opened his arms and looked up to the sky and roared, "Sure enough, what captain, what military division, everything is a dream, I have been deeply poisoned in the house for many years, and even the infinite stream is anime hahaha-haha...... But why am I not the protagonist, but there is a captain who likes to bully otaku?

"Knock-" A regular knock on the door interrupted Du Ziteng's wail.

Du Ziteng didn't know how to forget to think about why there was someone outside the bedroom of his low-rent house at the moment, and opened the door with one hand and the other, "Just open the door for you, don't give it to me-"

Time stands still in this moment.

"I'm sorry you found the wrong person, there is no Du Ziteng here." Du Ziteng closed the door numbly.

"Wait, wait, wait! Don't close the door for me! A wooden stick was just right in the crack of the door, trying to pry the door open using the principle of leverage, and at the same time a hand crept in through the crack in the door.

Du Ziteng leaned on the door and screamed, "Don't come here, ahh!!hh Help, captain, help, there is an author who trespasses into a private house.

Outside the door, it seemed to be shocked by Du Ziteng's scream that there was no sound for a while, and after a while, it came faintly, "If you don't open the door again, you will wash me in the legend of gods and ghosts in the past few days and wait for me to send you a bento." ”

"Captain, help, ahhhh

"One last chance for you. Can't open the door? Believe it or not, change your attributes right away, and find you a boyfriend full of philosophy in minutes? ”

Du Zi opened the door and ran behind a mysterious man wearing a cat mask to beat her back, "Big brother, I was wrong. ”

"I'm going to call my sister meow!"

“……”

The cat ear that finally left the top of Meow's head drooped down unhappily, "Very good." In the future, you will be a 3P chrysanthemum maniac. ”

"Sister, I know it's wrong, please give me a cute girl, no, no, no. Just give me a girlfriend!! Du Ziteng beat his back and rubbed his shoulders again.

"Uh-huh." A certain meow, who enjoys the treatment of the emperor, casually scans around the messy room of the otaku and sits on his beloved pillow.

Du Ziteng, who has unspeakable suffering, can only look at the author Jun who only haunts the special chapter with a cat mask, adjusting his sitting posture and constantly destroying his pillow.

Finally adjusted to the restrained sitting position, Zhong Limeow took out a white origami fan from behind him and knocked it on the floor, "It's the annual special chapter again, and now you are the protagonist, are you happy, are you happy, and sure enough, I'm my own mother, right?" ”

But she received a pair of dead fish eyes full of doubt.

"Hey, hey, hey, but it's okay, I'll be with you all the way until the end of the special today (laughs)"

"It's terrible, where are you, captain, I'm wrong, you're the best captain in the world, beautiful, big breasts, and understanding, kind and elegant......"

"It's useless to issue cards. This twisted world depends on you to save it, hurry up and go out and face the reality! You will find that this is a world that challenges the three views...... Ahh Your instant noodles have been soaked for months before they have such a terrible taste! ”

―1 hour later―

Under the urging and reminder of Mask Meow, Du Ziteng finally finished washing up and stepped out of the house wearing a down sweater.

However, the flow of people on the street and the lively atmosphere quickly dissipated the few resentments of Tucao Jun. "Wow, what kind of setting is this, it's so lively."

"Because it's the New Year, the New Year, the meow, so it's a very lively winter meow." In the end, Meow relied on the setting that he was the author, and followed Du Ziteng lightly, and wrote and painted on a mysterious small notebook in his hand, as if he was planning something terrible.

Du Ziteng was soon attracted by the large electronic screen in the square...... Sure enough, this world is very unscientific, when did there be such an electronic screen at the door of my house - the screen...... What's on the screen?!!

Suddenly, a burst of rock music resounded in the square. Everyone was screaming to the rhythm.

Occupying the entire screen is a woman with hair dyed red neatly tied at the back of her head, wearing a strong black leather coat and a mature royal sister looking like a woman screaming and singing wildly to the beat of the music, and when she was excited, she even held the electric guitar in her hand and slammed it on the stage, this act immediately ignited the audience and pedestrians who paid attention to the screen, and they all screamed.

A kind of rock music atmosphere that Du Ziteng hadn't felt for a long time suddenly washed away the feeling of peace everywhere during the New Year.

It's just that...... Forehead. Could it be that the consequence of following the faceblind captain is that he will also be infected? Why would he associate a crazy rocker with Tongtong......

After the time of a song, a line of big characters is typed on the electronic screen——

China's new generation of rock musician Tongtong met you on the first day of the Lunar New Year, and the crazy energy ignited the audience!!

Well...... China's New Generation ...... Rock...... Tongtong.

Rock...... Tongtong.

Tongtong.

"......" Du Ziteng mechanically turned his body and faced the final meow.

The cat mask expressed a serious look, "You read the meow correctly, it's the Tongtong you know." ”

"Know a yarn!" Du Ziteng finally broke out and pointed at the smoky red-haired ponytail sister on the big screen, "I don't know a soul musician who sings rock music and throws guitars. What about the only conscience of the fox born nine tails?! The only normal soft girl in the whole novel?! What about a soul singer who can sing Japanese anime songs, religious songs, and Ode to the Virgin Mary that even God will touch?! ”

"I don't know your sister at all, a woman who has dyed her hair! Hurry up and give me back my conscience, ahhhh

Finally, Meow screamed and covered the mask with her hand to prevent it from falling, and with her other hand, she was able to pull out an origami fan and pump it up, "Calm me down, meow!" Isn't it just a Tongtong, can you use it like this?! Hate meow! ”

"Huh? Du Ziteng...... What are you doing. ”

Du Ziteng, who was drawn with a red mark on his face, covered his face and wanted to turn his head, but with the previous precedent of Tongtong, he seemed to faintly discover the pit of this special chapter, closed his eyes, turned around suddenly, and then opened a thin slit little by little......

Well, a black trench coat is good! Expressionless thumbs up! The hair color is normal, and the eyes are full of tears!

Su Qidong. From this moment on, you are the only conscience of the whole novel!

The black-haired young man didn't seem to understand why Du Ziteng looked like he had been beaten out of thin air just now, and even had suspicious red marks on his face, and there was a rare concern in his eyes, "Are you okay?" Be careful outside the Chinese New Year. ”

"Huh?" Du Ziteng found that Su Qidong had only noticed him at all, and Meow, who was wearing a strange mask beside him, was not alerted by him at all...... And. When did Su Qidong become so concerned about people? Could it be that in this world of changing personalities, Su Qidong has really become the first conscience?!

Finally leave Meow to add the setting on the side, "According to the setting, no one can see me except you, so this time you are really the protagonist Meow, please look into my sincere eyes." ”

"You can't see at all with a mask on—ah, nothing." Du Ziteng just wanted to complain and found that Su Qidong looked suspicious, in order to prevent him from treating himself as a psychopath, he decided to temporarily follow this setting to set up, almost asking what is going on in this world.

Su Qidong just called his name, he should know himself...... bar. And this man now looks surprisingly easy to get along with!

"Ahaha, I just suddenly thought of a joke, so I blurted it out." Du Ziteng changed the topic very clumsily. Awkwardly stroked his hot face with his hand, "By the way, what are you doing here?" ”

The expressionless young man of Wannian actually showed a faint smile, and he was suddenly shocked by the body of the tiger who complained about it. "Ah, I'm shopping with my friends, and I just happened to hear Tongtong's promotional video and came to take a look, but I didn't expect that she wouldn't rest after the New Year, and she was going to get together together."

Su Qidong's words immediately brought a huge amount of information to his face. It seems that everyone in the fox birth nine-tails still knows each other, and it was originally an accurate New Year's party. If everyone can get together, then things can always be solved, and the IQ of the military advisor is ...... Sure enough, for the sake of the image, it will not change...... bar.

"Who do you go shopping with?"

"Who else?" Su Qidong laughed twice, as if he thought Du Ziteng was deliberately joking, "Isn't it like this every year?" ”

"Adong, why did you come here? Du Ziteng. You're going to come out too? An unusually familiar tone sounded in Du Ziteng, and by the way, the latter sentence somehow carried a more familiar thick mockery.

The red-eyed and brown-haired young man held a large bag of snacks suitable for watching TV in his spare time, and trotted all the way to Su Qidong's side and handed him the largest bag, "Help help, I'm almost exhausted." ”

"You...... Obviously, Du Ziteng and Du Ziteng should also come out to exercise, usually when I do housework, please wipe the table or something. Su Qidong sighed and took the largest bag very helplessly, in fact, the next second, the sick boy with a much more normal complexion hung all the bags on him.

Pan Changshu rubbed his wrist with a sigh of relief, and when he heard Su Qidong's complaint, he immediately showed a sly smile, and stood on tiptoe to kiss the young man's cheek in front of everyone, "This is the reward." ”

, show your love to die!

This piece of information flashed quickly in Du Ziteng's mind, but the next second he came to his senses and showed a 180-degree turn with the results of standard military training, and then turned on the horsepower 100-meter sprint into the distance.

"Hey, my stomach hurts, stop me, wait for me, meow!"

Du Ziteng burst into tears in the cold wind, he seemed to see the stars of the sea, as if he heard the times crying.

"Mom, this world is terrible, ahhhhh

ps：

I finally found out what Du Ziteng's role is (laughs) By the way, the result of that anime voting is over Oh, 14 votes against, 22 votes from Naruto, 21 votes from Demon Tail, 17 votes from Hunter, Naruto won by one vote, so the next horror copy was decided to be Naruto (silently go back to make up the manga to see what plot was written) Finally, I wish everyone a happy new year, good health and Wishing you prosperity!