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Zhang Dadong smiled while driving, Lu Li is really stupid and stupid, doesn't he understand this kind of social rules at all? When you go to someone's house to attend a party, you actually carry a large bag of food home when you leave?

"What's the matter, Alan, what are you laughing at?"

"Nothing, nothing." Zhang Dadong hurriedly said, "By the way, where are you going to get off the bus?" ”

"Just cross the street in front of you."

The car stopped, Lu Li went up the stairs along the fire ladder in a puff of smoke, the hut on the roof was dark, no need to ask, Xu Yunjian must have fallen asleep, who knew that when he arrived at the door, he saw General Tie guarding the door, why hasn't this kid come back yet? Open the door lock to see the time, it was already ten o'clock, Lu Li didn't think much about it, put aside the food brought from the Ou family, and began to fetch water and wash.

In the middle of September, it was not very hot at night, I took a comfortable hot bath, lay on the bed and closed my eyes, but suddenly my eyes widened in the dark: Xu Yunjian can't be an accident, right? He is also the first time to come to Hong Kong, and even if he and Chen Qiqi go out to 'roll the road', it is impossible not to come back so late - even if he is willing, the girl may not agree!

He dressed as quickly as he could, rushed all the way downstairs along the fire escape, and looked at the street scene with the street lights on: Even if something happens to them, where do I have to find them! Every time people come to this time, they will think about things in the worst way, for a while they are worried that the two of them will have a car accident, and for a while they are afraid that they will meet bad people, but Xu Yunjian sometimes can't speak, if he really offends people, he will definitely suffer!

Luli was so worried that he walked around the street downstairs like a trapped beast in a cage! Suddenly, a person walked in front of the market, saying that he was walking, his steps staggered, like a baby toddler, Lu Li carried a heart, and shouted timidly, "Is it Xu Yunjian?" ”

"Tiny? What are you doing here? "Listen to the voice, it's Xu Yunjian! He sped up and arrived in front of Lu Li with a cheerful smile on his face, "Xiaoxiao, why are you still afraid that something will happen to me, so you are waiting for me downstairs?" ”

Lu Li's heart immediately let go, and he shook his head helplessly, "You, do you know what time it is?" Why did you come back so late? I'll have an accident with you! ”

Xu Yunjian's heart was hot, and he patted him on the shoulder with pretending to be relaxed, and said, "I'm also an adult, what can happen?!" I watched a movie with Kiki tonight and came back late. Let's go, let's go upstairs. ”

The two of them stepped on the fire ladder to the rooftop, pushed the door and entered the house, Xu Yunjian saw plastic bags all over the ground at a glance, "Xiaoxiao, is this?" ”

"Here's what I brought back to eat,...... "I told him what had happened the evening, "it's all delicious, you can try it." ”

Xu Yunjian laughed and said praisefully: "Don't say it, you have to say that it's small, and the good things are still thinking about buddy!" ”

"Less nonsense."

Xu Yunjian opened the food, he didn't recognize what it was, picked up one of the meat rolls and stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it heavily, "Hmm, it's delicious, Xiaoxiao, what is this?" ”

"It's a bacon roll, with bacon on the outside and shredded mushroom slices on the inside. By the way, did you have dinner? ”

Xu Yunjian nodded and replied vaguely: "Eat, Qiqi and I ate at the food stall on Jardine's Street." ”

"Okay, now you call people Kiki directly? Hey, Xu Yunjian, how about being with Kiki? ”

"Isn't that what it's all about? It's not like you haven't been with someone, talking, talking, and then watching a movie, and then coming back. Nothing interesting. ”

Lu Li glanced at him, the two of them have been old friends for many years, he asked himself if he knew Xu Yunjian very well, this guy is not a bad person, but since the scene that happened in Shanglin back then, he has always regarded the affairs of men and women as the greatest pursuit of Cheng Rensheng! "Hey, Xu Yunjian, I can tell you, we haven't achieved anything in Hong Kong now, and we don't even know if we can stay here, don't think about messy things all day long, understand?"

"I know, don't worry."

"Then, wash and sleep early, I'll go to bed first." After chatting with Xu Yunjian for a few words, Lu Li took off his clothes and went to bed.

When I woke up one night, the floor was littered with white paper used to wrap food, and I didn't even have a place to stand! Look at Xu Yunjian, he is lying on his bed, sleeping soundly! Lu Li was extremely helpless, put away the waste paper randomly, and when he cleaned it up, he was stunned to find that seventy percent of the food he brought back yesterday was gone, he glared at Xu Yunjian, who was sleeping soundly, and muttered: "...... What time are you eating? Why did you eat it all? ”

opened the bag and took a closer look, and Lu Li was even more angry! This guy really knows how to eat, the very high-end raw cake brought back from the Ou family, he ate all the dim sum with the cream, leaving only a large ball of slippery white cream! "Grandson!"

"Huh?" Xu Yunjian opened his eyes in a daze, "...... Huh? ”

"It's okay, it's okay, you can go back to sleep."

Xu Yunjian couldn't sleep, he lay on his side, grabbed the cigarette case and matches, Lu Li was quick and snatched it over, "Are you nervous?" Smoking before you even open your eyes? Get up and brush your teeth! ”

"Why are you like my mother, how can you care?" Xu Yunjian muttered in his mouth, got up to wash, washed his face with cold water, and his spirit gradually sobered up, "Hey, Xiaoxiao, why are we going today?" ”

"I think that the purpose of our visit to Hong Kong this time has basically been achieved, and what we have to wait for now is the news from Zhang Dadong's side, and when the temporary residence permit can be issued, we will go back immediately. Get ready and come back. ”

"How did you get it and go back instead?"

"You don't understand, we are going to do business here, and getting the identity certificate is only the first step, and many other materials, personnel, relationships, and even some legal provisions necessary for us to do business, can only be handled after getting this kind of certificate. ……”

"I don't understand anything. You just say what do you want me to do? ”

Lu Li was extremely helpless, Xu Yunjian was good at everything, but he couldn't use his brain! "Then don't ask, in the past few days, our brothers have been walking around Hong Kong, and they have been here twice, and they are always busy with serious things, and they are not even familiar with the geographical environment here!"

Xu Yunjian laughed, he liked to hear such words the most! "Bring more money, I've heard people say that although the money in Hong Kong is not as valuable as ours, things are quite expensive."

"I know." Lu Yong pointed to the pocket by the door with his hand and said, "I attended the banquet yesterday and bought a suit, and by the way, I also bought it for you, you can wear it and try it, and if it is not suitable, go back and change it." Also, I didn't buy you shoes, the size here in Hong Kong is different from ours, I don't know how big to buy. Wait a while and go again, you pick yourself. ”

The tip of Xu Yunjian's nose was sour, and he said with a forced smile: "Xiaoxiao, I now know why my father agreed without saying a word as soon as he heard that I was going to Tangshan with you!" Really, you're so ......."

"You have it, why are you talking to me about this? Hurry up, change your clothes! ”

Xu Yunjian smiled, wiped his face vigorously with a handkerchief, put on his vest and shirt indiscriminately, put on his suit, and turned around in a circle, "How is it, handsome enough?" ”

Lu Li also felt a little surprised, he and Xu Yunjian have been old friends for so many years, and they have never paid attention to it, this guy has also given birth to a good body! In fact, it is also true, Xu Yunjian has worked in the merchant forest for many years, his body is very strong, and his complexion is dark, and a manly male surname is blowing in his face, although he is not as handsome as him, but he has another heroic and chic temperament.

"Alright, let's go now."

After changing their clothes, the two walked out of the street side by side, and took a minibus all the way to the lawyer's building in Causeway Bay. It's really people who rely on clothes, and Buddhas rely on gold! ”

Lu Li didn't understand Cantonese very well, but Xu Yunjian did, and deliberately raised his chest so high, like a proud male peacock, he passed through the office area majestically, "Mr. Zhang, we're in." ”

"Please come in, please come in." Zhang Dadong greeted him with a smile, "This is ...... Ah, Mr. Xu? I've seen it, I've seen it, I've changed into a new shirt, and I don't dare to recognize it. Jenny, pour two cups of coffee. ”

The three of them sat across the desk, the assistant brought coffee, and Zhang Dadong asked, "Lu Sheng, is there anything wrong?" ”

"It's not a big deal, you know, he and I came to Hong Kong this time, and the time is not very short, and there are still many people on the mainland waiting for us to go back. So I would like to ask, about the matter of temporary residence permits, how many more days will it take? ”

"Within a week, it should be able to take it down. But Mr. Lu, I think I have to remind you that even if you get a temporary residence permit, you should not leave Hong Kong for too long. As you know, this is only a temporary document, and it is not possible to officially obtain a Hong Kong residence permit without being able to reside in Hong Kong for a certain number of days. ”

Luli was noncommittal and asked, "What else?" ”

"In addition, you came to Hong Kong this time under the pretext of 'doing business', so you must prepare some documents and proofs for business purposes to prove to the court that you have indeed engaged in business during your time in Hong Kong - with the help of this, and if you stay in Hong Kong long enough, it will not be very difficult to obtain official identification."

"So, what about the specifics? I mean, I have to stay in Hong Kong for as long as I can. ”

"Two years without interruption."

Lu Li shook his head categorically, "This can't work, this definitely doesn't work!" Even if I never get the so-called official identity certificate, I will never be able to stay in Hong Kong for two years without returning to the mainland. You...... Can you think of something else for me? ”

Zhang Dadong put his hand on his cheek and thought about it very seriously, "Mr. Lu, as a lawyer, I will not encourage or encourage you to do something illegal, but I am also very touched by your love and longing for your family." So, if you have to do something, all I can say is that I don't know. I say this, do you know? ”

"I understand. Thank you for your advice, and I will have a choice when I officially get my temporary identification. ”

"Yes, sir."

The two of them asked and answered, each tacitly, but Xu Yunjian was still a little puzzled, and asked, "Xiaoxiao, what are you talking about?" ”

Lu Li and Zhang Dadong looked at each other and smiled, "Mr. Zhang, there is another thing, it is like this, I have such a little relationship in China, and in the future, when it is used in my business in Hong Kong, there may be a batch of livestock things that will be shipped to Hong Kong, what kind of help can you provide me in this regard?" ”

"This kind of business is certainly theoretically possible, but Mr. Lu, do you use this livestock product as the main business of your business, or something else?"

Luli shook his head honestly and said, "I don't understand what you mean. ”

"Yes, there are very strict quarantine and inspection regulations on the transportation and import of livestock in Hong Kong, which are jointly handled by the Customs and Excise Department, the Food and Environmental Hygiene Department and the Department of Health. If you are sure that you want to import livestock, of course, it is not impossible, but many hygiene standards must be implemented in accordance with the regulations of Hong Kong. Are you sure about this? ”

"Do you have any acquaintances in this area, I mean, can you have someone do a pre-inspection of my livestock products before I start my business?"

"Well, it might be a little difficult."

"Solution?"

Zhang Dadong was stunned for a moment, and suddenly smiled, "Mr. Lu, will you also say our words?" ”

"Less, less."

Zhang Dadong smiled even more happily and said, "Mr. Lu, let me teach you a little Cantonese, in our dialect, less means a little, so there is no need to add the word 'a little'." ”

"Well, I rememberβ€”then, what I just said?"

"Oh yes. That's right, Hong Kong now imports some livestock products from the mainland every year, because the amount of livestock produced in Hong Kong is not enough to meet the needs of the public, do you know? ”

"I understand."

"At present, there are a total of Lantau Island, Stanley and Otin in Hong Kong, where local livestock products are regularly slaughtered. Every quarter, there will be officials from the FEHD and the Department of Health to conduct irregular inspections, the purpose of which is to prevent the emergence of animal epidemics, and even if they do, they can be dealt with in a timely manner. ”

"You just said that Hong Kong will import livestock products from the mainland, how can the quality of these products be guaranteed?"

"That's a good question! I didn't know about this kind of quarantine inspection at the time, but at present, a preliminary consensus has been reached with the relevant departments on the mainland, and every once in a while, the Hong Kong side will send special personnel to the north to carry out the corresponding work -- by the way, I remember, the last time you came to Hong Kong, didn't you come here with the mainland officials? This matter is also within the agenda of both sides. ”

"Are you saying that the Guangdong delegation came to Hong Kong for this purpose?"

"It's not just about it, but it's one of them."

Lu Li nodded, quickly used his brain, and thought about it, "Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu?" ”

"Ah, I think about things, I'm distracted, by the way, what about Xu Yunjian?"

"Yes," they were talking about serious things, Xu Yunjian said that he was going to the toilet, why didn't he come back for so long? The two of them got up and walked to the door of the office, looking out through the glass, Xu Yunjian and a group of office ols were talking and laughing, this guy was not obvious, as soon as there was a girl present, it was like a different person, with a clear mind and funny words, which made a few Hong Kong girls who saw mainlanders for the first time chuckle and laughed, as if they were happy.

Seeing the office door open, Xu Yunjian came out of the crowd of girls, "Xiaoxiao, gone?" ”

"Are you still willing to do it?"

Xu Yunjian laughed, "It's the first time for people to see us coming from the mainland like this, so if you're curious, ask more." Didn't you also tell me to be kind to others and communicate with strangers? ”

Lu Li glanced at him and shook hands with Zhang Dadong, "Then, Mr. Zhang, what we just said, I will leave it to you for the time being." ”

"I didn't say it, I'll get back to you as soon as possible."

The two of them turned out, and Xu Yunjian didn't forget to turn around and tease, "Pretty girl? I'm leaving, I'll come back later, have a chance to sit down and communicate together? ”

"Okay, 88, pretty boy." (To be continued.) )