Chapter 42: Love Yourself
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Thinking about it, the more Kitano Jun thought about it, the more he felt that Long Dan's land must have something else to do, and he couldn't suppress his curiosity.
Saying goodbye to a group of people, Kitano Jun plans to go home first, so that he can find a coolie to go with, such as Xiaocui, who will be responsible for digging a pit or something when the time comes.
At this time, Xiao Cui was discussing the issue of the vajra body with Red, Blue and Green in the courtyard. Xiao Cui sued sΓΉ red, blue and green, with her well-informed knowledge in the sky back then, once this vajra body opened the back door, it might corrupt the quality of Tianlong Gold, from a high-quality treasure material, to an ordinary material. This is something that Lao Hei has not even studied.
Xiao Cui asked Red, Blue and Green to think clearly, although she is a man now, she is the purest invulnerable, and it is difficult for anyone to kill her. However, if the material is corrupted, although it is still stronger than the ordinary body, it is estimated that it will be blind when it meets a master.
Red, Blue, and Green thought for a while, she wasn't thinking about whether to turn back into a woman. There is no need to think about that question at all, if she is allowed to use a man's body with a woman's soul all the time. She'd rather die. So what he thinks about now is just a pity. It's a pity that he can't have that big piece of treasure. This is indeed the best of both worlds.
While the two were chatting, Kitano Jun returned. He drove Mo Youyou's car back, and Mo Youyou's car has an advantage, that is, there will be no traffic police to take care of it when driving in the wrong direction on the road. They are state agents, and the license plates are specially made. It looks like an ordinary license plate, but in fact, it can transmit electronic signals to monitoring equipment on the road, or an electronic badge for traffic police. There will be no surveillance to film him, and there will be no traffic police to take care of him.
Kitano Jun was stunned as soon as he stepped into the courtyard, looking at the red, blue and green who looked exactly like him, and muttered to himself, "What's the matter, is it staging the real and fake Monkey King?" β
He didn't know that Lao Hei had just figured out a solution to the red-blue-green appearance, but he hadn't really done anything.
Seeing Kitano Jun coming back, Yaya immediately pounced happily, "Brother Jun, why did you come back so late?" Sister Xiaocui said that you fell into the pit halfway, is it true? β
framed, Chiguoguo's frame-up, Xiaocui defended that it was Yaya who said that he fell into the pit.
Kitano Jun naturally knows which of the two is true and who is false. can think of him into the pit, except for Yaya, there is no one else. He told sΓΉ Yaya, "Brother is declining, and my brother was robbed by a beautiful woman"
Yaya asked, "It's a robbery." Color? β
Kitano Jun was full of pride, "Of course, if there is nothing else, there is no other, but there is a lot of color" After speaking, he remembered the business again, pointed to the red, blue and green and asked, "Who is that buddy, I don't remember that I have a twin brother." β
Yaya said, "That's Sister Red, Blue and Green, why didn't my brother tell you?" Sister Green has been waiting for you for a long time, looking forward to your return, just like looking forward to your lover. β
Kitano Jun knew that the problem was not good, and Lao Hei's description avoided the important and trivial, which must be held back. He told SΓΉ Yaya, "Your brother did say it, but he didn't say it completely. I'm wondering what the Green Maiden wants me to do when I come back. β
"her, what else can you do" Yaya gloated with a gloating face.
"Can you make it clearer" Kitano Jun was in a cold sweat at this time, how much he hoped that Yaya's straightforwardness actually had another deep meaning.
Kitano Jun was disappointed, Yaya is a real person and will not beat around the bush. her is her, Yaya told Kitano Jun about the door behind King Kong, saying that no one else can do it. If someone else can do it, they must find a woman to do it, so that it will be easier to complete the operation.
Kitano Jun asked what Cheng dΓΉ had to be achieved to complete the operation, and Yaya told him that it was not difficult, as long as he exhaled a long breath of cool and crooked breath, the Yellow River flowed into the sea, and it was completed.
Kitano's face was ugly, he never thought that one day he would have a deep communication with someone exactly like himself to express his love.
He didn't want to do that, he wanted to flash, he would rather sleep on the streets. He pretended to pat his head and said, "I remember, my car was borrowed from a friend, and I have to go and return the car to someone,"
After Kitano Jun finished speaking, he was about to run away, but was stopped by the girl, "Brother Jun, don't you want to run, you have to do it if you want to do it today, and you have to do it if you don't want to." Sister Green, you're done. β
Kitano Jun was embarrassed: "I can't do it at all in the face of myself." β
Yaya said, "It's okay, you cover your eyes and imagine what Sister Green looked like before, you will definitely be able to be energetic." β
Jun Kitano pouted, "Don't be kidding, fungus and chrysanthemums, you know the difference even if you don't look at it." β
Kitano Jun made up his mind, this gang resolutely refused to help, and let Lao Hei think of another way. And at this moment, Red, Blue and Green suddenly knelt down for him, "Mr. Kitano, please save me once, Xiao Green is willing to serve you as a slave for the rest of his life." β
Kitano Jun frowned, everyone is like this, it seems that it is really unreasonable not to help. At this time, Haiji also came out of the room, and he told SΓΉ Kitano Jun that a woman who even had her gender changed and didn't want to live anymore, so this time it was actually to save someone's life. β
Even Haiji speaks for Red, Blue, and Green, and Kitano Jun finds that it seems that he can only comply. But he was still embarrassed, sad that his life was so bitter. Lost a large piece of Tianlong gold, not to mention, but also
Just when Kitano Jun was crying out for himself in his heart, Lan Lan also came over, and she told Kitano Jun that she could assist her from the side, so that he would be motivated.
"Girl, you're not kidding, are you?" Kitano Jun asked, looking Lan Lan up and down. Although this Lan Lan was born handsome, her figure has a fiery curve of a woman, and her appearance is handsome, not masculine and handsome, but the kind of clean and handsome, he is very interested.
Lan Lan told him, "I'm not joking, I've been thinking like this since I met you, I want to worship you as a teacher." β
"You don't need to dedicate yourself to apprenticeship, do you?"
"Isn't that the case in this society?"
"That's the world, and I'm a high-ranking person."
"Don't fool me, even immortals have seven emotions and six desires."
"Can't you hear me? I'm refusing. I'm only going to do it to women I can be responsible for, and you're not. You know, almost all paraphiles are born. Although I am a cultivator, I don't necessarily want to be born with a different body, but I also need talent, and you may not be able to do it. And if you can't do it, your appearance will gradually age, and then I will dislike it, and I will become a person without conscience."
"I don't want you to be responsible, if I'm old, I'll roll the ball myself, and I don't need you to knock on the side when the time comes."
"This is what you said yourself, if you can't learn anything by then, let me take advantage of it in vain, don't blame me."
"I don't blame you, I haven't complained to anyone since I was a child, I have always complained about myself not working hard enough."
"Then it's no problem, I'll take your apprentice. If one day you succeed in your studies, you will be promoted to the same low position as Yaya and them. If not, then he will always be a useless apprentice. β
Kitano Jun didn't say it politely, because he needed to make it clear. It can't be too tactful, otherwise everyone won't be able to figure it out at that time.