Chapter 68: Maori War Dance
Time seems to be getting longer and longer, and according to the estimation of the natives such as the hooligans, it may take another five or six days for the first snow to fall.
In other words, before waiting for a few seriously wounded to regain their combat effectiveness, the battle will already come.
In such a short period of time, if you follow the routine of modern plane military training, from the queue and walking, to train the sixty-five natives of the Gray Rabbit Tribe, it will be absolutely too late.
Therefore, Song Yong could only use some stupid methods first, so that these guys could barely learn to fight in battle.
Wait until the crisis is completely solved first, and then you will have time to slowly train them from scratch.
So, after Song Yong personally left the field, he pulled these people one by one to stand in the relevant positions, and finally put up an infantry phalanx with men in front and women comrades in the back.
There were nine people in each row, and sixty-five people were in a formation of seven rows and two.
After a long period of pulling, after finally laying out the formation, Song Yong, who was standing in front of the phalanx, opened his voice and shouted.
Continuous shouting like this made his voice faintly tingle, and he knew that he would bring an electric horn over:
"Remember everything for me, you must remember your position in the phalanx, see clearly who you are, and you must not stand wrong in the future. ”
"If anyone stands in the wrong position, I will~" When he said this, Song Yong hesitated.
Originally, he was going to say that if someone stood wrong, there would be no food for the day, which was simple and crude, but it must have been absolutely effective for these guys.
The problem is, he's been desperately trying to refuel these guys these days.
I really feel that these guys are too stupid, and when the time comes, they will starve them and reduce their already small combat effectiveness.
After thinking about it for a while, he took out a stone spear from the cave with a bite, and after lifting it upside down in his hand, his mouth was full of fierce expressions, and he shouted:
"If anyone can't remember, don't blame me for being merciless. ”
After finishing speaking, he immediately smacked at the toothless boy in front of him, and scolded in his mouth: "What did I ask for just now? When you stand, look up, hold your chest, pout your buttocks, what are you shaking, I call you shaking~"
Seeing this, the little cubs and crippled craftsmen who watched the excitement at the entrance of the cave immediately burst out laughing.
In the midst of the cheerful laughter, everyone in the phalanx, even the toothless one who was being beaten and had no heart or lungs, also laughed along.
Let the quiet night of the primitive era add a touch of joy and vitality.
Obviously, for Song Yong's small punishment of whipping people with a stick, they feel that this is actually the case.
At the same time, it also made the big tendons on Brother Yong's skull hurt terribly......
After scolding people, Song Yong hid aside and smoked a cigarette, and used this cigarette to let the natives in the phalanx deepen their memory.
When the cigarette in his hand burned to the filter, Song Yong threw away the cigarette butt in his hand and let the people in the phalanx disband.
However, in the upright posture that they were trying to do just now, they were already suffering from back pain, and they had just walked dozens of steps away.
Among them, the guys who were going to go back to drink water had just walked into the cave.
Their leader, Brother Yong, shouted without warning: "All assembled, just stand according to the position just now, I count from one to a hundred, and those who have not found a place above a hundred will have a short stick." ”
"One, two~" In Song Yong's counting, the stick in his hand had already begun to wave.
And the No. 65 selectors were strung around like headless flies, and even from time to time, two people collided with each other and fell to the ground on the spot.
In the end, the poor young man Song Yong, when he counted to five hundred and fifty-one, everyone finally stopped completely after thinking that they had found their position.
The reason why I think I think it is that in these nearly ten minutes, few people are in the right position.
Carrying the stick he tasted, at this moment Song Yong felt that his skull was about to explode, and in the next second, the thing fiercely rushed into the phalanx, brandishing the stick and slashing it over his head and face.
That brutal appearance is like those thugs who went to the countryside to collect rents before the founding of the modern plane.
After the so-called battle formation training went on for more than an hour, Song Yong decided to take a break for the time being, and he would no longer train this labor thing tonight.
Because if he really wants to continue, he can't be so young that he will even be angry with heart disease and high blood pressure.
However, that doesn't mean these guys can go back to sleep, or continue to toss.
Just kidding! In order to increase the odds of winning the battle in a group fight, he prepared for the natives, not to mention the phalanx.
Tonight, if you don't toss these guys upside down and sleep, he's not capable.
Like a boy of their age, who hasn't experienced it once or twice, and even if he hasn't experienced it, he has always seen it.
Among them, Song Yong, who also has some relevant experience, believes that the two sides are talking about a momentum.
Whichever side is more ferocious in momentum before the start of the fight, then at least half of the victory will be won first; in the same way, the covenant in the primitive era plane is estimated to be unable to escape this routine.
Otherwise, what do you think of the ancient wars with so many military flags and drums carried by the army?
It is used to command operations is one aspect, and I believe that increasing the momentum of one's own side is also one of the important reasons.
Otherwise, in the history of the modern plane, when Han Shizhong led the army and Jin Bing to fight Huang Tiandang, his famous wife Liang Hongyu cheered for Mao?
For this reason, Song Yong is so firm that the momentum of the appointment is very important.
In order to increase the momentum of his side, Song Yong planned to perform a Maori war dance in front of the Broken Tooth Tribe before the fight.
It is rumored that the Maori war dance was used by the ancestors of the Maori people to deter opponents before the war......
'Whew~', Song Yong stomped heavily on the ground, and his mouth burst into a shout at the same time.
At the same time, the soles of the sixty-five shoes were also stomped heavily on the ground.
Even though the ground was nothing more than dirt, there was still a heavy muffled sound when they stepped on it hard enough.
Suddenly, a wild beast aura came to the surface.
Let the crowd who watched the excitement lose a little bit of the smile on their faces.
It's just a simple opening move, and it's so powerful, and in the popular phrase of the modern plane, the Maori war dance is terrifying.
Then, under the leadership of Song Yong, a group of natives danced and roared like wild beasts.
It's just that Song Yong, who has watched it a few times on the Internet, can't remember it all now.
But it doesn't matter, it's nothing more than a desperate hand dance, the expression on the face must be as fierce as it is, and the strange screams in the mouth must be loud to scare the other party.
Lose in hake, but gain in herring.
It turns out that these guys from the Gray Rabbit Tribe are not as incorrigible as Song Yong imagined.
Perhaps their motor nerve development makes it easy for them to learn Maori war dance, and the same is true for Song Yong, an improved version of Song Yong.
After Song Yong took the jump twice, these guys basically would.
All Song Yong needed to do was shout loudly at the top of his voice: "The expression is a little more fierce, that's right! ”
Regarding the action of sticking out his tongue at the end, it was not created by Song Yong.
Instead, he clearly remembered that this was the original movement of the Maori War Dance, which simulated the tragic fate of the opponent's head hanging on a spear after being killed.
So, under the light of a large bonfire, more than sixty tongues stretched out at the same time, it was a spectacle.
Even so, Song Yong still felt that something was missing.
When everyone danced the Maori war dance again, Song Yong suddenly clicked on the music player on his mobile phone and released the energetic music of 'Ao Bai, Ao Bai'.
Sure enough, the momentum of the war dance became stronger.
This result made Song Yong a little regretful, because he had known that this was the case, so he brought a speaker over, and because the sound of that thing was loud, it was called a loud ......
PS: There are two more chapters in the evening.
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