Chapter 916: The Legend of Lao Shi?
"Ziyi. Why don't you go and have fun? Zhao Tiezhu stood next to Cao Ziyi and said, "Today's wind is still good." ”
"Nope." Cao Ziyi shook her head, "I still like to watch others play, and then record their appearance in my paintings." As she spoke, Cao Ziyi took a paintbrush and sketched a few times on the drawing board, and a simple outline was already visible.
Zhao Tiezhu didn't say much, just was silent.
"What do you think?" Cao Ziyi looked at Zhao Tiezhu with a rare and curious look.
"Didn't think about anything." Zhao Tiezhu shook his head, "I just want to fight tomorrow's lawsuit." ”
"Hehe, if you win tomorrow's lawsuit, what are you going to do?" Cao Ziyi asked.
"I didn't do anything, if I won the civil lawsuit, I would file a criminal private prosecution, and then I would entrust it to Yu Dayang, and then I would go to Dehua."
"Looking for Yanni?"
"Well, not only that, but I also have to find an old friend, an old friend, I haven't seen him for many years." Zhao Tiezhu said.
"Oh? Who? ”
"Lao Shi." A trace of remembrance appeared in Zhao Tiezhu's eyes, "When I was in high school, I was the best and the most admired person. ”
"It's definitely not an ordinary person who can make you worship like this." Cao Ziyi said.
"Of course." Zhao Tiezhu nodded, "Are you interested in hearing Lao Shi's story?" ”
"Yes." Cao Ziyi nodded.
Zhao Tiezhu was silent for a moment, and slowly spoke: "Lao Shi, I transferred from the school when I was in the first semester of high school, he is a very unique person, with a big head, a body, a little fat, but compared with the head, it is also a little insufficient, but I haven't seen him for many years, and I don't know what it looks like now, Lao Shi made me very interested in him on the first day he first entered our class, because at that time the teacher asked him to introduce himself, and he said directly, I am Lao Shi, and I amused a group of us at that time. Our teacher is so ugly over there.
Later, I found out that Lao Shi is really worthy of the name of the teacher, all kinds of exams, as long as he participates, he will never be the first, he has always been 60 points passing line, 150 points paper, must only be 90 points! Every subject is like this, mathematics, English, biology, chemistry, physics, each subject is a passing line, will not exceed one point, and even the language is on the passing line, you know, the language has an essay, and the goods can even calculate the score of the composition clearly, which shows how well he knows our Chinese teacher!! ”
"Oh? It's kind of weird. Cao Ziyi said with a smile.
"Of course, it's wonderful, 60 points in each subject, which is the same difficulty as getting a full score in every subject, because he has to completely control the scores of the wrong questions at 40 points, which means that these 40 points, he is sure that he will definitely do it wrong, and the 60 points are sure that he will get all the scores, at that time I saw him 60 in every subject for the first time, and laughed at him, because although I failed some subjects, some of them did well. It's just that, as time goes by, Lao Shi has scored more and more 60 points, which makes me not shocked, and our teacher is also shocked, and specially asked him why he only takes 60 every time, and then Lao Shi said that the test score is not high, as long as you pass, why spend so much time to get points? ”
"Our head teacher was very dissatisfied with this, and specially gave a death order, saying that if you dare to only score 60 points again, then you will be punished! As a result, Lao Shi didn't bird him, and later, Lao Shi was really punished, and it was a punishment for the exam, and in the end it was so serious that he was placed on probation, and then Lao Shi was angry, and in the next exam, he blatantly scored a full score, which was a full score!! English Chinese, mathematics, biology, chemistry, physics, a total of 750 points, he actually got a full score, which caused a sensation in the whole school, the principal personally took action, and all his punishments were revoked, and the head teacher treated him as a god, but after that time, Lao Shi returned to the state of 60 points, but the head teacher at that time, but he no longer dared to say anything to Lao Shi. ”
As Zhao Tiezhu spoke, he took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, but he didn't light it.
For example, he will teach us how to pick up girls, and then every time we find real people to experiment, Lao Shi often returns with feathers, but many other people use this method, and there are many successes, for example, he will teach us to go out of society in the future, how to be a person, how to talk to the boss, anyway, Lao Shi is usually able to explain a very complex truth, simply in one or two sentences, once the physics teacher asked, what is gravity, Lao Shi said, PULLING THE SHI DOES NOT COME OUT OF THE MOUTH, BUT OUT OF THE ASS, AND THIS IS GRAVITY. At that time, we physics teachers were going crazy. ”
"Then how did you become good friends with Lao Shi?" Cao Ziyi asked.
"Haha, this matter has to start with one thing, at that time, eh, my girlfriend was Si Ru, you know?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
Cao Ziyi's expression remained unchanged and nodded, "I know." ”
"At that time, I was still a gangster in school, and then after the evening self-study, after sending Si Ru home, I met an enemy on the way home to block me, and there were more than ten people on the other side, and I was just one, and I was not like this at that time, so after lying down two, I was also held down, and then, Lao Shi appeared at this time."
Zhao Tiezhu showed a smile on his face, "Lao Shi just followed behind a girl, as if he was testing his pickle girl**, but the girl turned a blind eye to Lao Shi, Lao Shi walked and walked, and saw me, and then asked me if I was beaten, I thought that everyone was in a class, I was beaten, you don't want to be implicated, so let Lao Shi go quickly, but Lao Shi said, I see that you and I are quite fated, just help you, and then Lao Shi is very awesome, and he walked towards the other party with a very cold look. ”
"As a result, after three hits, Lao Shi was down after three hits, and then the two of us were beaten together." When Zhao Tiezhu said this, he finally couldn't help laughing, "Lao Shi's big head was opened, and then he was pressed to the ground like me, but Lao Shi was worse than me, because he was beaten by others, and he also called all kinds of big truths, such as beating people is wrong, it is vulgar behavior, and for example, you beat me now, and when I have money and a little brother in the future, I will beat you again, this is when it is time to retribution, everyone might as well sit down and drink a cup of tea, watch a TV and play a game, and everything will pass, As a result, he was stunned and messed up the other party, leaving me behind, and more than a dozen people greeted Lao Shi. ”