"What's the matter? You're embarrassed to ask me what's the matter? Do you think the old man is here to see you? I'm here to ask you, how did you know my whereabouts in August two years ago? ”

"What?" Fang Xu was confused and frowned, "What two years ago?" What August? What do I know your whereabouts? When have you ever told me about your whereabouts? When did I not look for you like looking for a needle in a haystack? ”

"You kid pretend to me, don't you? Don't admit it, do you? ”

"What do I admit?" Fang Xu screamed, "I don't even know what you're talking about."

"Okay, if you don't admit it, I'll give you a reminder, how did I explain to you when you returned to China before?"

"How did you explain me?" Fang Xu blinked, "You said a lot, where do I remember!" ”

"You're a livestock." The old guy slapped and exhaled.

Fang Xu turned his head and shouted: "If you have something to say, don't move your hands and feet, it will not have a good impact if it is passed out." ”

"You don't know how to respect the old and love the young, when you returned to China, did I take a photo to show you, and tell you, the woman in the photo, if you accidentally bump into it, you must respect it on the surface, but secretly, you can hide as far as you can, don't tell her my position, otherwise, I will be expelled from the division. Do you remember? ”

Fang Xu's memory has always been good, and as soon as the old guy reminded him like this, Fang Xu remembered it.

"You're talking about the poison woman?"

"I remember." The old guy snorted coldly, and then he was heartbroken: "I started with a thousand instructions to you, ten thousand instructions, let you avoid her, you must avoid her, and don't tell her about me, but what do you say you did?" ”

"What else can I do? Of course I was fooling her, I couldn't beat her in that situation, I couldn't run, and I listened to her tone that she was going to take me hostage, so I fooled for a long time, and finally I was able to get free. ”

"Fart, you kid just fool me, one summer two years ago, I ran into her when I was back to my alma mater, you little animal still don't admit it, right? She told me that you had told her to go to the state university and wait, that I would definitely go over to see her, and that I had an appointment with her. The old guy's angry eyes were about to bulge, "You are relieved, the old man is miserable, this girl chased me for a whole year, and finally I escaped after nine deaths, and then recuperated for a year before re-emerging from the mountain." ”

"......" Fang Xu was a little speechless for a moment.

"What, don't you have anything to say? You don't know how to respect the teacher, you actually betrayed the old man, you say, how did you know my whereabouts? ”

"I ......" Fang Xu was silent for a while, "This is a misunderstanding!" ”

"Do you dare to admit it?"

Fang Xu couldn't help but explain: "This is really a misunderstanding, how did I know that you would go back to Los Angeles?" In order to get rid of her, I casually told her a place, I remembered that you are a school, both state universities, so I told her, you are now on a secret mission, only in August will you have time, said that you will go back to your alma mater on your birthday, and you will not be separated from the old place, who knows if you will really go back? Can I be blamed for this? Besides, it's all a matter of your own feelings, you can't let me help you carry it, right? I haven't handled my own feelings well, so how can I have time to take care of you? ”

"Honestly?"

"Nonsense, of course it's the truth, how do I know your whereabouts? I just wanted to fool her, and she really ran into you? ”

The old guy was also a little crying and laughing now, he actually knew Fang Xu very well, although this kid was sometimes a bastard, but he generally did things that he dared to do.

"Old fellow, don't you want to think about it yourself, do I have such great powers? Where will I know your whereabouts? ”

Regarding the erratic whereabouts of his whereabouts, the old guy was still very confident, and nodded slowly: "This is also true!" I'll just say, it's impossible for you little thing to betray your son. Forget it, it's over anyway, don't mention it, but if that girl finds you again in the future, you fool her and give her to the old man to fool away, do you hear? ”

"If she dares to come to Lemuria, will she need me to bother to fool her? I'll just have her deported and that's it. ”

The old guy waved his hand: "Anyway, she is also a teacher for you, things don't need to be so stiff, you still need to respect the teacher." ”

"Hey." Fang Xu snorted, "It's not that I'm talking about you, the older you are, the less daring you are." ”

The old monster raised his eyebrows and glared: "Is this the reason for cowardice?" This is...... Because, once loved! So, now, can't bear to hurt. ”

"Come on, if you're a love saint, I don't see how old you are." Fang Xu quipped.

"You little animal, tell me clearly, do I look very old?" The appearance of the old monster is actually not old, the short hair is very energetic, and there are no wrinkles on the face, and he usually knows that there is nothing to worry about eating, drinking and having fun, and he doesn't keep a beard, and he takes care of it very well, if he dyes this short white hair black, it is estimated that it will be fifty.

"What do you think of yourself?"

"You don't have to be weird with me here, I think you are well, and your skin is itchy after not seeing it for a few years, and you owe pumping."

"Hey, hey." Fang Xu is usually neither big nor small for the old guy, the main thing is that this old monster himself is not upright, so when the two of them meet, there are few serious things, "Master, in fact, let me say, you really should find someone to marry, now you are an apprentice like me, and there is no one to pass on the ancestry to you, what if you burp one day?" ”

", curse the old man, right? And didn't we say before, in the future, your second son will have the same surname as me, and he will be my grandson. ”

"Hey, what do you remember? At that time, I was still young, mainly to amuse you, counting on you to teach me skills, and now I have learned all the skills, those promises before, let's just treat him as a passing moment, okay? Don't take it seriously! ”

"Say it again!" The old monster's hair stood on end, and it seemed that he was in a hurry.

"Ha, look at your urgency, tease you, but now my first son has been born, although we said that the second will be a grandson for you, but, seriously, the second one doesn't know when it will be available, in case I burp one day, what should you do?"

"Don't worry." The old monster waved his hand and said angrily, "If you go to my head one day, I will definitely not wait for you to pass the first seven, and I will go directly to find a girl to pass on the ancestry, and I don't count on you." ”

“…… At least seven over the first seven, right? ”

"But, absolutely, if you burp, maybe the old man is in a good mood, and he will find a girl to prove it that day."

"For the sake of your words, I must live a little longer."

"Humph!"