No. 795, the type of uncle that women like!

For Jiang Keqing, whoever dares to talk to her about marriage, she dares to let people live a miserable life.

Seeing the murderous look in this woman's eyes, Tang Chong immediately chose to escape, and said with a smile: "Grandpa asked me to come out - come out to see if the guests he was waiting for have arrived." You talk, I still have to do something. ”

"Guests are not in a hurry, they will come naturally when they should come. What's there to see? The old lady didn't plan to let Tang Chong go, her movements were unusually agile, one hand grabbed Jiang Keqing's sleeve so that she couldn't escape, while taking two steps, the other hand actually held Tang Chong's arm.

"Grandma, I'm really in trouble. The old lady seems to be looking for me, saying that he wants to discuss something very important with me. ”

The closer I got to Jiang Keqing, the more I could feel her vicious eyes and fierce murderous aura.

Moreover, she raised her eyebrows at Don. That's a warning.

However, Tang Zhong was also very aggrieved.

You've seen the situation, and I didn't deliberately want to get involved?

"Stinky boy, don't be sloppy with grandma. You think I don't know what you're thinking? The tiger's ass really can't be touched? “

"Yes." Tang Chong's male hormones in his body soared, and he was very brave to jump out to provoke Jiang Keqing's might. Tigers are also divided into male tigers and female tigers, isn't the female tiger's butt touched by the male tiger? Thinking that he could touch Jiang Keqing's buttocks, Tang Chong suddenly felt that life was so sad.

"The tiger's ass -- it really can't be touched."

He couldn't help but change his tune.

Where the old lady couldn't see, Jiang Keqing pinched the flesh around his waist with his hand.

The shape of the three of them at this time was very strange, the old lady grabbed Jiang Keqing and Tang Chong with both hands respectively, and Jiang Keqing's one hand pinched Tang Chong's waist again.

Tang Zhong still had an empty hand, which said that he was bored, but he didn't dare to really touch the tiger's buttocks.

"No one else dares to provoke this tiger, and you don't want to provoke it?" The old lady said reproachfully. "Let's not say she doesn't know, she's so old, and she's still a child? You're going to get engaged, and she's not married yet, how can that? ”

"Grandma, I'm not going to get engaged yet." Tang Zhong whispered a defense. But don't let Jiang Keqing, the tigress, spill her anger on her head. Tang Zhong has always paid attention to being kind to others.

"I'm not in a hurry, haven't I been looking for it?" Jiang Keqing said angrily.

"I've been looking for decades, from the age of eighteen to the man in my thirties? Is it tall or short, fat or thin? Bring it back and show me. ”

"My vision is relatively high, how can ordinary men get into it?" Jiang Keqing resists hard with hard. She knew that she must not be soft on old ladies. Once you are weak, you will be led by the nose by her. By the time you're lying in the same big bed as a strange man, it's too late to regret it.

"Sister-in-law Lin's eldest nephew is a very good man."

"Did Sister-in-law Lin tell you?"

"Everybody says that."

Jiang Keqing pursed his lips and said, "People sold you, and you are still giving money to the number of people?" Except that Sister-in-law Lin often comes to the house, who has nothing to do to come and talk to you about this stubble? Sister-in-law Lin's eldest nephew won't be the kind of defective product with missing arms and legs or cross-eyed fox smell, and it will be unsalable for a long time, so I will fight the old lady - my idea, right? “

"Just give me a word, are you going to go today?" The old lady couldn't talk about Jiang Keqing verbally, and her eyes were red, so she had to have a showdown with her.

"Don't go. To go, you go. Jiang Keqing giggled and said, "Mom, you look like you're only in your thirties, just like my sister." Why don't you try it? Maybe you're also in a twilight love affair in old age. You also change to a man, don't you get tired of facing my dad's bitter gourd face all day long? ”

The old lady was so amused by Jiang Keqing that she couldn't cry or laugh, slapped her on the shoulder, and scolded: "Jiang Keqing, you can do it." I don't care what you say, you have to go today, and you have to go if you don't go. ”

The old lady didn't have a problem with Jiang Keqing, so she turned around and threatened Tang Chong, saying, "Tang Chong, I don't believe anyone else in the family, I will believe you." You accompany your aunt, and you escort her. Follow the man and see what he looks like - you must not follow her to deceive me, or see how I will clean you up. ”

"Grandma, I'm really—"

"I'll push you for something you have to do." The old lady waved her hand and said with a very leading momentum.

"-" Tang Zhong felt that his life was really bitter.

Tang Zhong drove, and Jiang Keqing sat in the passenger seat.

Jiang Keqing leaned back, lazily nestled on the seat, and looked sideways at Tang Chong, who was concentrating on driving.

Tang Chong was furious by her staring, and whispered: "You also saw the process, I was forced." Actually, I'm on your side? ”

"On my side? Want me to be an old virgin for the rest of my life? Jiang Keqing sneered.

Tang Zhong hurriedly denied it and said, "No, no." I also sincerely hope that you can find your favorite Ruyi Langjun Prince Charming as soon as possible. ”

"Sooner? Then you still want me to get married quickly? Do you also think that an old virgin in her twenties is always dangling in front of you very dazzling? ”

"Didn't grandma say you're in your thirties?"

Jiang Keqing pinched Tang Chong's thigh hard, gritted his teeth and said, "I said that being in my twenties is in my twenties." You must be mistaken. ”

"Don't lie to me, okay? Look at your face, it's only a teenager. Even teenage girls don't have as good skin as yours, how can you be in your twenties? No one believed it. "Tang Zhong is a very undisciplined guy, and when his physical safety is threatened, he immediately gives up his position and throws himself into the arms of the puppet army.

"You deliberately hurt me, didn't you? You're only a teenager. ”

Tang Chong was about to cry and said: "Your thoughts are my thoughts, I support you in what you want to do." ”

"But there's one thing you're right. My skin is indeed better than those teenage girls. I don't believe you touch - look at this face, this breast, this leg - what do you see? Drive well. ”

“――”

Tang Zhong knew that he couldn't provoke this demon king of the mixed world, so he decided to keep his mouth shut and only be a full-time driver, not a qualified assistant.

He wanted to stay out of the matter, but Jiang Keqing was not prepared to let him go.

Jiang Keqing took out the mirror and makeup case from her bag, and carefully put a puff on her face.

The delicate little face immediately had a faint flush, like the shame of a young girl.

"You still have to deal with it, or the old lady will really have to fight with me. I'll give you a hint in a moment. I hit the coffee cup with a spoon, and you immediately try to find a way to take me away. Jiang Keqing said.

"Okay." Tang Zhong agreed.

"If I tap my fingers on the table, you're going to go."

"Why?"

"Idiot. That's naturally because this man is the one I like, and I'm going to eat him. Jiang Keqing said angrily.

Tang Zhong felt a little sad, and there was a faint jealousy, and said, "Okay." I understand. ”

He looked at Jiang Keqing, who was careful with makeup, and said, "Don't you want to come on a blind date?" What else do you do with makeup? ”

"I can dislike him, but he can't dislike me." Jiang Keqing said with a serious face: "If I pass him, it will prove that he can't get into the eyes of the old lady." If I am passed by her, how can I, Jiang Keqing, have the face to go out to meet people? ”

“――”――

The meeting place is in Yanyu Jiangnan, a private hall with a strong Suzhou-Hangzhou atmosphere.

Tang Chong didn't like it at first sight when he saw that man. Because he's so handsome.

In fact, it's not handsome.

That man is not as good-looking as Tang Chongchang, and he can't even be called a handsome guy in the traditional sense. However, the elegant demeanor and excellent temperament he sat there were not something that a little hairy child like Tang Chong could have.

Mature temperament is also the uncle temperament that many little girls like.

Because the little girls like 'uncle', all men who are in their thirties call themselves 'uncle'.

It is true that women like uncles, but women like middle-aged men who are tall and thin, well-dressed, calm and atmospheric, and have good economic strength. The men with big bellies, big pants, slippers, and half of the watermelon and a bottle of soy sauce from the supermarket were completely out of their minds.

I have to admit that this man is the type of uncle that women like.

When the man saw Jiang Keqing and Tang Chong coming over, he immediately got up with a smile, his eyes were clear and he said with a hint of appreciation: "With such an occasional atmosphere, we don't need such a formal etiquette as shaking hands, right?" ”

"It's fine." Jiang Keqing giggled, and even her voice was a little softer.

"Like a nymphomaniac." Tang Zhong sneered in his heart.

Only then did the man look at Tang Chong, took the initiative to stretch out a good-looking big hand to Tang Chong, and said with a smile: "I'm Lin Pusheng, you're Tang Chong, right?" I've watched your performance in "Black Play" and appreciate your performance in the play very much. ”

Tang Chong's eyes froze, and his originally casual and perfunctory attitude became serious.

This guy looked into himself.

Whatever the purpose, he had investigated himself after all.

Tang Chong is a very insecure feeling, before he understands a person, he only has bad people and untrustworthy people in his eyes.

"You know me?" Tang Zhong said with a smile. "I thought I had a successful disguise today."

"I have long heard that Keqing has the best relationship with you, and I brought you over on such an important day today, which shows that the information I got is still very accurate." Lin Pusheng warmly invited Jiang Keqing and Tang Zhong to sit down, and said, "In the future, we will be more close." ”

Lin Pusheng was very confident, as if today's blind date would definitely have a satisfactory result.