Chapter 215: Bald Head Recognition
Although the arhat anger disappeared, the entire Buddhist hall still did not quiet. Bursts of Sanskrit sounds came to mind, and the sounds of a group of monks chanting scriptures were mixed in, but these were not very attacking.
Kitano Jun muttered to himself, the Buddha Gate is known as a quiet place, but this Buddha Hall is not clean at all, and it is simply noisy.
This product is very shameful, and the word 'pure' is completely superficial to understand. People's purity means that there are no mundane things, but it is not that there is no sound.
"Brother, did you say that there was a tape recorder in here" At this moment, Kitano Qian's voice rang out. Kitano Qian flew out of Kitano Jun's pocket.
"Why are you everywhere, when did you come down? You are obviously on the top "Seeing his sister, Kitano Jun can only smile bitterly.
"The one above is the doppelganger, which I used to deceive the father and daughter. I'm afraid that it will be dangerous for you to come down with them alone, after all, we are not familiar with them" Kitano Qian is more careful, for fear that the heavenly demons will take Kitano Jun under the water every day. But now it seems that her worries are unfounded. I knew that I wouldn't have let Ah Cheng pee in the water for the sake of acting realistically.
"Old girl, what you said is reasonable, you go and find where the tape recorder is hidden, I will continue to explore the inside of the Buddhist hall" Kitano Junti yì soldiers divided into two ways.
"Brother, you treat me as stupid, let's go, let's go in and have a look," Kitano Qian said, pushing open the door of the main hall. The two were just about to step in, but a silver barrier suddenly flashed at the door, stopping them.
"Hey, this door is not allowed to enter" Kitano Qian rolled up his sleeves, took out the stick, and wanted to smash the door.
Kitano Jun grabbed her hand, "Can you please stop being so manic." According to my estimate, if we force our way in, I'm afraid there will be countless attacks waiting for us inside. And it will be difficult to subdue this magic weapon, and we will have to get a pass. ”
"How?" Kitano Qian has no experience in this area, and her treasures are all given by others. Even if he grabbed those, it was his master who directly took over it.
Kitano Jun didn't answer, but took a closer look. Finally, I found a small mirror hanging from the doorway.
Kitano Qian also noticed the mirror, "Brother, did you say that the original owner of this magic weapon is particularly smelly and beautiful?" ”
As she spoke, Kitano Qian ran to the mirror, took out a comb and began to comb her hair, just embarrassed to say that others are stinky and beautiful.
Kitano Qian combed her hair, and suddenly the Sanskrit sound and chanting sound in the entire Buddhist hall disappeared. Kitano asked what was going on? Who turned off the recording?
Just when the two of them were confused, a voice suddenly appeared and said, "The characteristics don't match, you can't enter." ”
"Features? What are the characteristics? Kitano Qian didn't know why, and Kitano Jun next to him looked at the mirror again, "It should be this thing, this should be a recognition system." As long as we pass guò his verification, we will be able to enter. ”
"How do you get guò? My beautiful face is obviously unqualified in this mirror. Why don't you try it, brother. Kitano Qian was a little unhappy, this girl was not even accommodating to beauties. It forgets that this Buddhist temple is where monks live, and this kind of place is not for women. Women belong to one of the categories of 'impurity' that monks speak of.
This is also very understandable, the monks are all men, and they don't even see a woman on weekdays. So it's hungrier than anyone else, and it's no wonder if a woman shows up and they're pure.
Kitano Jun didn't rush to look in the mirror, but thought about it seriously. After a while, he opened his mouth and said to Kitano Qian, "This mirror should only recognize monks, what characteristics do you say monks have?" ”
After being reminded by Kitano Shunichi, Kitano Qian understood, "Bald, the biggest feature of a monk is baldness, this is a bald head recognition system, brother, you are really a genius, you can think of this." ”
When the words fell, Kitano Qian directly took out the scissors and stretched them out to Kitano Jun's head.
Kitano Jun took a step back: "Qianqian, what do you want to do?" ”
"Give you a haircut, how can we get in without a haircut, brother, you are wronged, and then I will use my mana to help you give birth" Kitano Qian smiled all over her face, as if she was persuading a child who refused to cooperate obediently.
"Are you sure you can induce hair growth, my body is different from ordinary people," Kitano Jun was still worried.
"Don't worry, do you know why my master's body hair is so thick? It's because he has a magical hair growth technique, which he has already taught me. My master is a golden body and iron bones, this method is still effective, your little delicate body, absolutely no problem"
Kitano Qian swore that there was no problem, but Kitano Jun still didn't believe it, "Your master is a monkey, it's strange that he doesn't have dense hair, don't try to lie to me." ”
"I really didn't lie to you, you should know that my master has the habit of changing things with monkey hair. If he didn't have the ability to grow hair, wouldn't his hair have been plucked out a long time ago," Kitano Qian began to reason with the facts.
This makes sense, and Kitano believes it. If you don't believe it, there's no other way, and if you don't shave your head, I'm afraid you really won't be able to get in. You can't let Kitano Qian shave her head, what if this mirror still has gender recognition ability. After all, nuns are also bald, and it can't put nuns in it.
Seeing Kitano Jun compromise, Kitano Qian immediately took action. Conjured a stool for Kitano Jun to squat, and began to get busy. It didn't take long for Kitano Qian to finish shaving, "Thank you for your patronage, your own people will give you a discount, give eight yuan." ”
Kitano Jun stood up and knocked Kitano's outstretched hand. The moment he turned around, Kitano Qian covered his mouth and laughed, "Well, brother, you have the potential to be a monk." ”
"While playing" Kitano Jun touched his head, his hands were bright red. Kitano Qian is really not a good barber, and she is embarrassed to charge for shaving her head full of blood for guests.
With a head of blood, Kitano Jun walked to the mirror, and the voice immediately sounded again, "Identify Tong Guò." ”
"Whew" Kitano Toshishi let out a long breath, it seemed that he had guessed correctly. If you don't make sense of guò, you'll die.
Walking towards the hall again, this time the two of them did not encounter any obstacles.
The layout in the main Buddha hall is very simple, a futon, a wooden fish, an incense case, and a Buddha statue.
Kitano Jun looked at it seriously, hoping to find the heart of this magic weapon, and then recognize it.
The treasure heart is only available to high-level magic weapons of the space class, like the treasure heart of Cuihai, which is within the key that Onitsuka gave to Haiji. So what Kitano Jun is looking for is whether there is a key here or something.
Just as he was looking, Kitano Qian next to him suddenly knelt down in front of the Buddha statue. This made Kitano Jun wonder, when did his sister become so well-behaved?
Kitano Qianlala Kitano Jun: "Brother, you kneel, the Manjushri Bodhisattva enshrined here." When I didn't worship my great master, I was once hunted down by the Demon Envoy of Purgatory, and it was Manjushri who saved me. ”
"Oh, that's going to have to kowtow and thank you, Bodhisattva," Kitano Jun also knelt down.
Just when the two of them kowtowed, there was a burst of laughter in the Buddhist hall, and a gentle voice sounded, "Qianqian, don't pretend." ”
A golden light filled the entire Buddhist hall, and the turned off 'tape recorder' rang again. I saw the Bodhisattva statue in front of me suddenly stand up and walk down.
"I'm damn, I said how can this Buddha statue be so real, it turns out to be a real person" is not Kitano Qian, Kitano Jun This is the first time I have seen someone above, and I am not surprised that it is fake.
"You ghost girl, if you hadn't seen through my real body a long time ago, I'm afraid a Buddha statue wouldn't make you bend your knees, right?" Manjushri smiled and pulled up Kitano Qian.
"People don't see it, Bodhisattva, you saved me, I really thank you." Kitano Qian said and took out a clay figure, which was the appearance of Manjushri Bodhisattva, "Look at the Bodhisattva, I usually don't see you, so I kneaded one with mud, doesn't this prove my reverence for you?" ”
"The girl can really pull" The Bodhisattva waved his hand, and the clay figure on Kitano Qian's hand turned into a hair, which was simply conjured up by Kitano Qianxian.
The little trick was recognized, and Kitano Qian grinned and took the Bodhisattva's hand, "How did you come down in person?" Did you come to see me? Did my master miss me up there? ”
Theoretically speaking, Kitano Qian's master is also a Buddhist, so he is very familiar with these bodhisattvas.
"Of course your master misses you, why don't you go back with me?" the Bodhisattva said.
"No, the master thinks I'll come to see me," Kitano didn't do.
At this time, the Bodhisattva turned his gaze to Kitano Jun, "Yes, he is worthy of being the chosen person of the divine realm." Sure enough, I went out. ”
"Uh" Kitano Jun didn't understand what the Bodhisattva meant, and asked weakly, "What does it mean to go out?" ”
"Do you really believe that your sister can spawn hair on your delicate body? You people in the Kitano family are born narcissistic, but you are willing to give up your black and beautiful hair, isn't this an open door? ”
"Ahh ”
"Wouldn't it be okay to bring a wig," Kitano Qian didn't pay attention to his pitiful appearance at all.
Manjushri smiled and waved his hand slightly, and Kitano Jun's hair appeared again. Touching the original head, Kitano Jun bowed and saluted, "Thank you Bodhisattva for rewarding my hair." ”
"No thanks, I'm here to find you this time. You also know that you can survive the God Killing Thunder because of the action of the God Realm. You are the chosen person of the divine realm, you shouldn't know these things, but because of Qianqian's accident, everything you can know is almost there, and we don't have to hide our ears and steal the bell. ”
"As for what you will do, I can't say yet. It can only be said that it is related to a scramble, a scramble with the envoys. Originally, our Buddha Realm was reluctant to participate in this kind of thing, but recently, the Heavenly Dao has suddenly changed, and the Demon Realm, which was broken into the infinite reincarnation world by our Buddha Realm and the Divine Realm together, ran back. They also want to participate in this competition, and there is a faint tendency to join forces with the envoys. The Buddha was afraid that the divine realm would be weak, so he also decided to actively participate, and the one we chose in the human realm was also you. ”