Chapter 114: It's over, this woman is hungry and thirsty
Zhang He was barefoot, wearing a basketball uniform, in the spacious bedroom, stepping on the soft carpet, holding the edge of the bed with his hands, and seriously doing the warm-up movements before practicing all-body boxing, but a sudden sound scared him almost withered.
"Boy, if you want to practice boxing, go to my house to practice."
Such a familiar voice, full of majesty in a faint laziness, this kind of voice, he has only heard it in one person, that is, the most cow mother-in-law.
Looking at the woman in a strong suit who suddenly appeared behind him, Zhang He suddenly understood that he was in a catastrophe, "That, by the way, what about the name I haven't asked you yet?" β
"Okay, boy, for your sake, I'll believe you once, my real name is Gu Tongtong, but my usual name is Long San, remember, Long San's name is not allowed to tell my daughter."
Nima, are you aunts tired? Even a nickname has to be hidden from his daughter.
That's not right, why did Gu Bayi also have a female surname?
When his status reaches Gu Tongtong's level, is that not a human spirit? Zhang He's little bit of caution, how could she not see it? "My fiancΓ© died tragically in the year when Bayi was not born, and Bayi always thought that his father was disguised by his uncle, and she was actually a poor child who had never even seen her biological father, alas." Gu Tongtong's words were very low, and faintly, sadness burst out.
I see!
Zhang He immediately understood why Gu Bayi said that she had never seen her father a few times since she was a child.
Judging from Gu Tongtong's age, his brother's age is not much younger, who has so much time to play the father for his niece for a long time? Besides, the fake is always the fake, and after a long time, it will definitely be a goof.
Moreover, he also has a new understanding of the origin of the name Gu Bayi, it turns out that Aunt Gu Tongtong is commemorating the dead "old ghost"!
I really don't know how this chick will feel when she knows that the father she has been missing so much is actually her uncle.
Crash? Maybe. Zhang He couldn't help but feel sympathy for this little girl who had been kept in the dark, but before he could express his sympathy, the lazy and majestic words of the most cowish mother-in-law sounded again, "Boy, are you going with me by yourself?" Or do you want me to knock you out and take you away? β
Nima, what are you doing here? I've been holding it for too long, and I'm coming to my brother to put out the fire? But you can't put out the fire if you knock my brother unconscious?
Besides, is there anyone you play like that? A strong woman is so strong? But from the most cowish mother-in-law's non-commiscable tone, Zhang He heard that he was not qualified to resist at all, and he would be taken away tonight no matter what, but it was still unknown whether he was wet or not.
"What do you want to do?" Zhang He subconsciously took a step back and asked seriously.
"My daughter invites you to sit at my house."
Nima, scared my brother to death. It turns out that you are not planning to force a female godbrother! It's just a blessing or a curse, but it can't be avoided, if it is really by Gu Bayi's chick for a strong girl, or a fan girl, the old man has no choice but to admit it.
With a righteous and awe-inspiring expression, Zhang He replied seriously, "I'll go with you, but you have to allow me to change my clothes and leave a note for Uncle Li by the way, right?" β
Gu Tongtong, the most cowish mother-in-law, is still very reasonable, as soon as Zhang He's words fell, she disappeared without a trace, "You have five minutes." Gu Tongtong's unpredictable words came clearly.
Zhang He was speechless, Nima, if you don't pretend to be a ghost, will you die? Besides, why don't you tell my brother where you are hiding? This voice makes people have no idea where you are, in case you stand in front of your brother and don't move? Isn't my brother's virgin body seen by you today?
Besides, how can you say that you are also a widow? What if you hold back for too long, what if you look at my brother's perfect body like a super male model, and the beast is furious? Brother can't resist you?
Zhang He, who was very worried about this possibility, carefully and quickly glanced at the empty bedroom, and finally decided to hide in the bathroom to be safer.
With extraordinary speed, after changing into clothes, Zhang He's hanging heart finally fell back into his chest.
How do you explain this chick to Wang Jingyan?
Zhang He pondered for a moment, and then quickly picked up the pen and wrote down.
"Jingyan, Uncle Li, don't worry, I went with my master to practice divine skills, and I will rush back as soon as possible." Zhang He thought for a while, and added, "If I don't return in time tomorrow morning, let He Qing preside over the Rejuvenation Hall, and the rest, everything will be as usual." β
After neatly pressing the note on the bedside table, Zhang He was finally relieved.
Even if Gu Bayi's heart ripples and imprisons her brother as a sex slave, she can't imprison her brother for the rest of her life, right? With this note, Uncle Li's family will not be frightened.
I'm afraid that after my daughter comes, the widow will come again, and I really can't bear it.
I hope that this time I won't be exhausted, Zhang He thought whimsically.
After pressing the note, cleaning up the room, and leaving Uncle Li's family that he was not forced by anyone, but voluntarily followed the master to practice divine skills, Zhang He gently called Aunt Gu Tongtong with a resolute look on his face, "The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return".
Zhang He has always been curious, why can these aunts come and go silently, can they all fail to penetrate the wall?
Jang Hyuk's curiosity was finally satisfied.
It turns out that these aunts don't know how to penetrate the wall, but they are fast and scary, and their lock-picking skills are far beyond all kinds of locksmith masters. Aunt Gu Tongtong held Zhang He's belt in one hand, as if she was carrying a piece of dried meat, in a whistling wind, silently, but with a fast speed that made people unable to react, she instantly opened the door and disappeared at the end of the corridor on the third floor.
It turns out that this aunt also came in through the door!
Just as Zhang He sighed, a serious sense of weightlessness came clearly, and in the whistling wind, Zhang He instantly rose to a height of dozens of meters.
Aunt Gu Tongtong, like a nightingale soaring in the dark night, swept past more than a dozen villas in an instant, carrying Zhang He, and landed steadily beside an imposing Humvee.
"Get in the car." Aunt Gu Tongtong's majestic voice sounded again.
Get in the car, get on your sister! Zhang He, who clearly felt that he was stuffed into the back seat of the Hummer like bread, wanted to cry without tears.
What is this? * Is good a prostitute?
This widow's strength is so terrifying, if she really holds it for too long, if she is furious, my brother can really only let her ravage.
Let's go, if they really put a knife on my brother's neck, if *brother is a sex slave, my brother can only obey, Zhang He thought helplessly.
After all, the festival is precious, and the price of life is even higher! What's more, Huaxia Chinese medicine is still waiting for my brother to revitalize, and the throne of the richest man in the world is still waiting for my brother to be crowned.
In Zhang He's infinite yy, the Hummer rushes out like an arrow from the string, and on the empty road in the villa area, it is like a mad beast.
Not only that, but even after driving onto the main road, this domineering Hummer is still like a beast, ignoring the bullshit traffic lights of the god horse at all.
It's over, the woman is hungry and thirsty.
Looking at the neon behind him, as if he was on the highway, Zhang He's heart became "heavy" little by little.
Twenty minutes later, the Hummer came to rest in front of a luxurious villa with a sharp braking sound.
It's over, it's dead.
Zhang He, who was once again held in his hand by Aunt Gu Tongtong and shot towards the gate of the villa like a rocket, instantly became heavier than going to the grave.
The widow's extremely obvious performance of being hungry and thirsty to the extreme made Zhang He have to quickly adjust his mentality before becoming a sex slave, and try his best to prepare to be fucked by a strong woman, a fan girl, a wheel girl, and even dripping wax and being poured with viagra.
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