Chapter 20: The Chainsaw Maniac

Tang Hai looked at the call on his mobile phone, and sure enough, it was Rose, in fact, he only knew a few diners except for those friends he met when he was cleaning.

After thinking about it, I still answered the phone.

"Rose, what?"

As soon as he was about to speak, there was a cough.

Seattle here is a Mediterranean climate, every year from October, every day does not stop light rain until the beginning of April of the following year, although the Mediterranean climate rainy season should be warm and rainy, but in fact, speaking of conscience, sometimes Tang Hai feels quite cold, last year there were even two days of heavy snow can not go out.

Although Seattle receives about half as much rain throughout the year, it has almost twice as many rainy days, so the climate is more suitable for human habitation.

Fortunately, the rainy season has passed, otherwise Rose's cold would have kept her in the hospital for a week.

Finally stopped coughing, and Rose said, "Don, are you free tomorrow morning?" ”

"Nope."

"Can you teach me how to fish tomorrow morning?"

What the? Did I just say free? Tang Hai was stunned, he didn't pay much attention to it, but he forgot what he said a few seconds ago in an instant.

Tang Hai was still hesitating, and Rose said again: "I can help you cook in the afternoon, and when you want to use some 'unique secret recipes', I will go outside and not peek, okay?" ”

"Okay, I'll pick you up at half past eight tomorrow morning, so be it."

"Wait, do you know where my house is?"

"Oh yes, where is your home......"

When he hung up the phone, Tang Hai scratched his head, a little puzzled, Rose's illness has not yet recovered, as for being so desperate?

In Tang Hai's view, the pressure on Americans' lives is very small, and when they talk about buying a house or a car in China, everyone is under a lot of pressure, and they are all frugal and save money to earn extra money. In their opinion, as long as the husband and wife work hard, even if one is a milk delivery and the other is a waiter, they will definitely be able to afford a house when they are thirty or forty years old, and they can rent it before they buy it.

Rose went to Tang Hai's store every day to order the same food, sometimes with someone, sometimes by herself, but no matter when Tang Hai could feel as if she was under a lot of pressure.

If you change Jim and ask Tang Hai to teach you fishing, Tang Hai will definitely come back to me to teach you how to get fat quickly......

Hung up the phone.

Tang Hai wandered around the three vases.

The reason why he used his mobile phone to check the date just now was because he was worried that he would become a 'rotten Ke person' as mentioned in the "Strange Narrative" and stay in the river for a while, but in fact two or three days had passed......

It didn't!

In other words, it is the poop fertilizer of the pike that directly makes the grass seeds grow many times faster!

The whole fertilizer without soil is about 20 times, the half fertilizer and half soil are about 15 times, and the quarter fertilizer is also 10 times, that is to say, the whole fertilizer effect is the strongest, but the efficiency of ginseng sand ginseng soil will be higher? Tang Hai still has to study for a few more days to see other factors such as the lasting effect.

The effect of fish poop fat was so strong that Tang Hai was so excited that Tang Hai didn't put on a thin T-shirt and ran directly to the river.

"Five hundred!"

Every time Tang Hai shouted the name of the dogfish, he would feed, and the big dogfish had already formed a conditioned reflex, and when he heard Tang Hai call its name, a flash of lightning in the water came quickly from the downstream.

The big pike fluttered and wagged its tail, like a puppy to please Tang Hai, Tang Hai was a little strange, wagging his tail Isn't this a nervous reflex when canines are excited, this dogfish is just a fish after all, have you ever seen any pet dog so pleasing to the owner?

Forget it, no matter, it's important to get down to business!

"Little one, can you eat a ton of poop a day?"

The dogfish was shocked, and his body movements stopped, Tang Hai's question was too nB, and it found that whether it could or couldn't, it was not appropriate, how did its master think of such a bizarre question......

"No, it's wrong, I was distracted just now, I wanted to ask if you can pull a ton of poop a day?" Tang Hai covered his forehead, fortunately no one heard what he said just now.

The big pike breathed a sigh of relief and shook its head.

"I can't do this, it's a shame for you dogfish." Tang Hai's contemptuous little eyes suddenly swept towards the dogfish.

The dogfish was unhappy, and with a sweep of his tail, it was a splash that hit Tang Hai in the face, Tang Hai's feet slipped, and he slipped down from the shore, he decided that he had to plant some grass on the shore here, otherwise this would be the second time.

After frolicking for a while, watching the five hundred leave slowly, Tang Hai realized a problem......

Is this dogfish overly smart, looking at the reaction, it seems to be equivalent to the kind of five or six-year-old domestic dog!

I don't know if it's good or bad, and I don't know if its intelligence can grow anymore, Tang Hai left with a heart.

Tang Hai used to get up early and went to pick up Rose early the next morning.

Today, Tang Hai felt a little hot, the lower body was jeans, which was easy to move, and the upper body was a T-shirt with a blue background full of stars.

rode to Rose's house, in fact, Tang Hai knew that she lived here.

Rose appeared in front of Tang Hai in thick clothes, with a pink scarf around her neck twice, and a cotton wool round hat on her head, covering her eyebrows like a small bucket. One hand is a bucket of fishing rods, and the other is a few bags of gifted seafood, which is probably used to thank myself for teaching fishing.

Tang Hai fanned the wind with his hand, and when he saw Rose's clothes come out, he was stunned......

Then something even more bizarre happened!

A pale woman wearing a mask and appearing to be sick came out of the house and told Rose to watch out for snakes. Well, that's normal.

But a man reappeared, tall, majestic and mighty, wearing a Mario plumber clothes, the clothes were cleanly washed, and he was holding a small chainsaw with a German cordless lithium battery in his hand!

"Boy, I know where you live, you have to bring Rose back before dark, you know? And don't let her fall into the water, she hasn't recovered from a cold yet! After saying that, he fiddled with the chainsaw.

Is this a misunderstanding?

"Dad, I went fishing with Don." Rose also covered her head, pulled Tang Hai and stepped on a piece of wood chips and flashed.

Tang Hai felt inappropriate all the way, didn't he say that Americans don't care too much about their children's love? The American view of a child's love partner is, I have no objection to you dating my daughter, but you can't bully her, and if my daughter wants to break up one day, you can't bully her......

Rose's dad reacted obviously wrong!

Besides, I don't have anything to do with your daughter!

"My grandmother is Chinese." Sitting on a small stool in the tricycle, Rose explained.

Tang Hai was stunned.

After a few seconds, many things suddenly opened up in Tang Hai's mind, but then he felt that something was wrong, why did he feel like he had been shot?

Tang Hai said viciously: "Do you believe that I will throw you down?" ”

"Haha!"

Rose has always given Tang Hai the feeling that she should be a very cheerful person by nature, but something seems to have made her gloomy recently, but she is sometimes more open when talking to herself, as if the two of them seemed to know each other before.

The car drove home, and Tang Hai planned to go to the other two rivers to check the situation, and by the way, he went fishing and taught Rose to fish.

In the car, Rose tore off her scarf and took off her hat, and took off her thick coat, the clothes inside were not thin, but definitely not thick, she buckled her hair from the back of her ears with her thumbs in both hands, flicked it back, and shook her head, Tang Hai also took a casual look, the delicate side face and concave and convex figure almost made Tang Hai have a car accident!

It's not that it hit a person, but a North American elk, its body looks a little like a cow, and its head horns are huge, so unscrupulously grazing in the middle of the path, Tang Hai braked urgently, and only dared to drive when it passed slowly......

Animal protection in the United States is too exaggerated, and the most annoying thing is that the protected animals in each state are different!

Tang Hai has only been in Washington State for a year, and he hasn't been able to memorize what a protected animal is and what it is not, and he has to hide when he sees such a cute idiot!

"How did you take off your coat and scarf? If you get a cold, your dad will have to hack me with a chainsaw! ”

"His chainsaw is less than two hundred dollars, why don't you be afraid to buy one for three hundred?"

Tang Hai swallowed his saliva, this answer was too irresponsible!

When the two arrived at Tang Hai's residence, Rose seemed to be very interested in the wooden house. This kind of wooden house is very cheap to build, but it is not very durable, and it needs to be repaired every few years.

In this kind of place, tens of thousands of dollars can buy such a house with a small courtyard and an area of 300 square meters, who cares if it is wooden or not?

The two bags of things in Rose's hand, the dried pine leaf crab meat and the dried walrus mussels, were indeed her tuition fees for learning fishing, Tang Hai said no, but she still insisted on putting the things down.

"No wonder you get so many fish every day, you can fish directly here! Rest assured, I won't say it...... Yes! She stood where Tang Hai slipped into the water twice, and her feet slipped!

Fortunately, Tang Hai's eyes were sharp and pulled her.

"Thank you!" Rose's eyes palpitated.

"You're welcome, I'm also thinking about my own life, I'm a person who wants to run away when I see a watermelon knife, your father's chainsaw has left a shadow in my heart...... Anyway, he seems to have misunderstood something......"

Rose shrugged, she knew that Tang Hai was good, just look at Tang Hai's hiring of the little black boy, and Tang Hai was not the kind of person who seemed to suppress negative emotions, so she dared to follow Tang Hai to fish. However, in her father's eyes, it seemed that the two had something to do with each other, and as a result, there was the scene of 'prospective father-in-law with a chainsaw' in the morning.

"Are we fishing right here?" Rose raised the fishing gear in her hand, she actually prepared earthworms!

"The fishing place is relatively far away, the fish in the remote places have not seen their companions hooked by the fishing line, it is easy to take the bait, night fishing they can't see the fishing line can be casually ordered, fishing during the day should pay more attention. But now there's no hurry, I have to feed my kids before I can go out. ”

"Kid!" I haven't heard of it, Rose looked at Tang Hai in surprise, Tang Hai is so young and Chinese, how can it be?

I saw Tang Hai take out a pot of fish pieces and a bottle of Chinese wine from the house.

Rose saw Tang Hai going in and out, and she didn't know what she was doing, so she poured wine into the basin and shook it, and it was also accompanied by spices, which was a little scary, should she have a crocodile or something.

"Five hundred!" Tang Hai shouted into the river.

Just ten seconds later, I saw a black wavy line swimming quickly from the downstream!

"Anaconda!" Rose was really the same as Tang Hai when she saw five hundred swimming for the first time, and she was so frightened that she took several steps back!

A stupid head popped out, and a pair of dead fish eyes stared blankly at the food bowl in Tang Hai's hand.

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