Chapter 117, Huaxia's first faint destroys Huaxia's first marriage!
This goblin is his own aunt?
Tang Zhong really wanted to learn from the monkey Sun in "Journey to the West" and smashed it down, shouting: Goblin, show yourself quickly.
"She's not a liar." Tang thought again. If she is a liar, how can she have Tang Xin's number? How do you know you exist? How would he know that Tang Xin's mobile phone was in his hands? "Although she looks a lot like a liar."
"Doesn't that seem strange?" Jiang Keqing's laughter was gentle, and her image was dignified, which was similar to the performance just now.
"Doesn't it feel hard for you to talk like that?" Tang Zhong asked.
"What?" Jiang Keqing's small mouth opened slightly, and the red lip gloss that had just been applied was still shining with moist stains, as if she had been kissed several times.
"I've seen it all." Tang Zhong said. "Maybe I'll be out of school a few minutes earlier than you think."
Jiang Keqing's expression was slightly stunned, and then she giggled.
"I just accidentally threw a flattering look at him, and he actually had a face to talk to, and he reached out to touch my face - there is really no bottom line in being a man."
"-"Tang thought again, the most bottomless is you, right?" You're so charming, and you're so flattering to people for no reasonβno dull man wants to miss such an opportunity to meet a beautiful woman.
"Alright. Don't talk about him. The thought of his big gold teeth makes me feel unappetizing. Tell me, what age is it now, and there are still people with gold teeth? If the old lady hadn't been reluctant, she would have wanted to buy two gold bars and stuff them in his mouth - I couldn't hold him to death. β
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"The gold tooth still has vegetable leaves on it. Yellow is dazzling, and cyan is even more dazzling. Don't you know how to brush your teeth in advance when you go out to pick up girls? β
"--Why don't we mention him?" This time, Tang Chong also felt disgusted.
"Oh. That's right. Said not to mention him. Jiang Keqing patted his head and smiled embarrassedly: "I'm just a little confused." But I'm not stupid. β
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Tang re-wanted to turn around and leave.
Is this woman here to play with him? Is this his retribution for making Huang Wenya angry?
"You must not have thought that you would have such a young and beautiful aunt, right? Actually, I didn't expect my nephew to be so dirtyβ"
Seeing Tang Chong's face change greatly, she hurriedly comforted: "You are also my nephew." β
"Besides, I know you shouldn't look like this. It's a nice disguise. β
"It's really my pleasure." Tang Zhong smiled bitterly.
Jiang Keqing looked around and said, "This is not the place to talk. Walk, take you to a place to eat and play. β
"No need." Tang Zhong refused. He knew that the place where this woman would take him must be a place he hadn't touched before. It's just that he can only refuse such kindness. Because he still has to live in place of Tang Xin now, so that people in her circle will have bad associations when they see him with her.
"I know what you're worried about." Jiang Keqing pulled the car door and pushed Tang Zhong into the passenger cab. "It is said that you are very similar to Tang Xin, but I almost can't recognize you when I look at Tang Xin's face for so many years. Can someone recognize you? It's a big deal that others misunderstand that you are my new little white face. β
She got into the cab through the other side of the car door, smiled sweetly, and said, "I'm afraid that others will say that my taste is getting worse and worse." β
"-"Tang Zhong knew that this woman must have 'died if she doesn't hit people'."
He always thought that he had become a poisonous snake (poisonous tongue) with the group of ruffians in the prison all day long, and now he knew that there was actually a cobra king in this world.
"There's a cafΓ© at the intersection of Xuefu." Tang Zhong said: "It's right there." β
Jiang Keqing glanced at Tang Chong, sighed, and said, "When I saw you just now, I wondered if you were my sister's son, and I thought that my sister's son who looks like me and brought disaster to the country and people's livelihood is not a prince but is better than a prince - how can you be like this." Now after contact, you can be sure that you must be her son. You're just as stubborn as she is. No one can change what they have identified. β
"Maybe not." Tang Zhong said with a smile.
"You hate her?" Jiang Keqing started the car. Powered by a 5.0-liter V8 supercharged gasoline engine, the overbearing Land Rover accelerates in just 6.2 seconds and immediately rumbles into action.
Little woman, big ambition.
It is said that the more delicate and lovely a woman is, the more she likes to conquer this savage and huge machine, and what she does not have is always particularly longing.
"I can't talk about it." Tang Zhong said. "I just don't think it's appropriate for her to do this. How did you know about me? β
"I'm your aunt and her sister, what can I hide from me?" Jiang Keqing said proudly. "Recently, when I went to see her, I felt that she was always restless, as if something was holding her back. I often wander when I speak. This was not possible before. I didn't say anything when I asked her. Then I became more and more curious. As soon as I was curious, I liked to investigate, and this investigation -- tsk, the murder case at the top of the Jade Girl Peak came out. β
Jiang Keqing glanced at Tang Chong with slanted eyes, praised him, and said, "Looking at your thin arms and legs, I didn't expect to be able to kill a top killer - your appearance deceived our hearts." β
"What a mess of descriptions. Tang Chong was really defeated by this woman.
"She was so angry that you were assassinated in Tianyiguan, and not only sent Wen Jing out to help you solve the problem, but also called Guo Hailong himselfβand then a director of the Public Security Bureau went all the way to wipe your ass. Did you feel very majestic at the time? β
"Even though you are passively defending, you are still killing someone. If the normal procedure had been followed, the investigation would not have been possible without three or five months of interrogationβ"
Tang Zhong sneered and said, "Do you want to explain the incompetence of the police or do you want me to be grateful to her?" β
Jiang Keqing glanced at Tang Chong in surprise and said, "How did you grow into such a monster?" I really want to show that the police are very incompetent, and your mother is very awesome#. I didn't expect to be seen by you at a glance. β
"I just see too many people's lives, so I'm more sensitive to some things." Tang Zhong explained.
Jiang Keqing sighed softly and said, "It seems that I can't treat you as an ordinary child." But also, how can the sons of the two of them be ordinary children. If that's the case, I suspect you're a counterfeit. β
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Jiang Keqing parked the Land Rover in front of a small roadside restaurant on Xuefu Road and said, "Don't drink coffee." I'm going to eat pork knuckle rice. β
After saying that, he pushed the car door and got out of the car by himself.
Tang Zhong was speechless. Feelings: This woman is also a person who does not play cards according to common sense. What she decides won't change easily.
Tang Zhong followed and got out of the car, and heard Jiang Keqing standing at the door of Tang and shouting to the boss: "Boss, come with two servings of pork knuckle rice, one more for pork feet and less rice, and the other for less pork feet and more rice." β
"Miss, it's not good money." The boss said embarrassedly.
"Then two pork knuckle rice." Jiang Keqing was still very talkative, and immediately changed his mind.
"No problem. Sit down. The boss agreed, and immediately ran to help them prepare.
Soon, the pork knuckle rice cooked in advance was delivered.
Jiang Keqing used chopsticks to clip the pig's feet from the pig's feet rice in his bowl into Tang's heavy plate, and said, "This boss lacks heart. Wouldn't it be OK to put the pork knuckle in one serving of pork knuckle rice into another pork knuckle rice? β
He said to Tang Zhong again: "Eat." The pork knuckle rice is delicious. When I used to go to school, I liked to watch other people eat. β
"Why don't you eat it?" Tang Zhong asked suspiciously. Didn't you clamoring to come and eat pork knuckle rice?
"I'm afraid of fat." Jiang Keqing said as a matter of course. "Actually, I really want to eat it. But then I thought, I finally managed to be so beautiful, and if I was ruined by a bowl of pork knuckle rice, what a horrible and cruel thing it would be. β
She tapped the plate with her chopsticks and said, "There are many beauties in this world, but beauties of my level are rare treasures. β
Poofββ
Tang Chong couldn't hold back, and squirted out the rice in his mouth at once.
Jiang Keqing was furious, and wanted to knock Tang Chong's head with chopsticks, and scolded: "Stinky boy, don't think that if you don't call me aunt, I won't be your aunt, believe it or not, I will knock you into an idiot with chopsticks?" - It doesn't matter if you laugh at me, you can't spray rice into my bowl. β
Jiang Keqing pushed his plate in front of Tang Chong and said, "I don't care, you quickly pick up the ones you squirted in and give me them back one by one." β
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Tang Zhong scraped all the layers of rice on the surface of her plate into his bowl, Jiang Keqing was satisfied, dug a small piece of rice with a spoon and fed it into his small mouth to chew, and said, "Originally, I couldn't come to see you." No one can come to see you. She couldn't hold back, and neither did I. β
"What the hell is going on?" Tang Zhong put down his chopsticks and asked in a deep voice.
"Don't ask. I won't say if asked. It's not good for you. Jiang Keqing said. When you see me, you know that you are not satisfied with such a beautiful aunt? What more could you ask for? β
"Besides, I'll also treat you to pork knuckle rice." Jiang Keqing added.
"I'm just going to ask one question." Tang Zhong said. "What did the bearded man do back then?"
"Bearded?" Jiang Keqing was stunned for a moment, then relieved, and said, "He has a beard now?" I haven't seen him grow a beard. But he's pretty handsome when he's not wearing a beard. β
"You haven't answered my question yet."
"Ugh." Jiang Keqing sighed. "Huaxia's first faint ruined Huaxia's first marriage, and it is a miracle that he can live."