In other words, is it necessary to write a small theater so undisciplined? I can't save it anymore...... OTZ

The two-day monthly pass small theater is so funny!

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As soon as I turned around, I suddenly saw the direction of the military marquis's big tent in front of me, and the flames were soaring!

Zhang Tong turned around and walked out, the curtain was lifted, and he looked around in ecstasy like a mad man.

You can't go wrong!

It's her!

It's her?

Zhang Tong listened, holding the knife, and the scalpel as cold as snow reflected his surprised and happy eyes.

"How do I know!" The captain's face was ugly, "Lao Tzu is sleeping soundly, and he is dreaming of making love with his mother-in-law at home, and this group of boys came in, saying that the person on duty outside the camp tent at night was knocked unconscious, and Lao Tzu wanted to go down to the ground to inspect, and when he lowered his head, the knife rested on Lao Tzu's boots, and almost cut Lao Tzu's feet!" ”

"Where did you come from?!" Chapter with three steps and two steps, one snatched the scalpel!

Zhang Tongzheng patrolled to the border between the first battalion and the second battalion, and soon rushed to the tent of the lieutenant of the second battalion.

"Go! Invite Captain Zhang! He wasn't sure if the knife was the person he thought, but Zhang Tong should have recognized that he and that person had been in the same army.

Frightened, the patrol broke into the captain's tent, and the lieutenant, who was awakened, found a thin knife with a cold snow on his boots, and a cool breath rose to his throat! The shape of this knife was strange, he seemed to have seen it somewhere, and when he thought about it, he suddenly showed a shocked and incredulous look.

When Twilight walked to the tent, a patrol team found the stunned soldier outside the tent of the lieutenant of the second battalion, at first they thought that the soldier was asleep, and after kicking twice, the person fell directly to the ground, and when he looked at his breath, he was still angry, but he fainted.

*

Twilight goes straight to the big tent!

The military marquis was heavily guarded outside the tent, and there were personal soldiers on duty on all sides.

She walked swaggeringly, and the army was threatening, towards the well-guarded military marquis's tent!

But Twilight made her way through the tent, and before the patrolling could see who it was, she walked away.

There is Captain Zhang Duwei who patrols the camp at night in the East Battalion, which night does not sleep?

There were five captains in the eastern camp, whose appearance was unknown to everyone, and Twilight swaggered towards the military marquis's tent, but he chose a dark place where the moonlight and campfire could not shine, and when he saw the patrol post, he inserted it from between the tents, and those patrol posts saw someone from a distance, and they were about to shout, but when they saw that the military rank was the captain, the shout was blocked in his throat.

She retreated to the camp tent and felt the thatched house, the captain's military robe was a little large, and Twilight Qing put it directly on her body, which looked a little more suitable. When she came out of the hut, she had been transformed into a captain.

Twilight touched the foot of the couch and quietly touched a set of military robes, placing a scalpel on the boots of the second battalion lieutenant before leaving.

The hearts of the generals of the Northwest Army are at the border pass, not in the water division, the water division is still subordinate to the Northwest Army, and the fashion is good, as soon as they become independent, these generals hope that Yuan Xiu will bring them back to the northwest when he is on the border, so they don't care about the training of the water division, camp defense, etc., plus there is no war at the feet of the Son of Heaven, they might as well be vigilant at the border at night, and after nightfall, they will have a mind - sleep fuck!

The lieutenant of the second battalion was sleeping soundly, and the snoring was loud. This person is an officer of the Northwest Army, and the low-level generals of the New Army, from Mo Chang to the military marquis, were all promoted from the Northwest Army at the beginning. At the time of the border pass, the New Army only assisted the Northwest Army on the battlefield on a small scale, and there were very few meritorious servicers, so although the New Army was now reorganized into a naval division, it had very few generals of its own, and the generals above the rank of lieutenant were still members of the Northwest Army.

The night guards of the second battalion were much looser, and the number of patrol posts was less than half of that of the first battalion, and Twilight easily touched the vicinity of the captain's tent, and suddenly appeared from the side of the tent to put down the soldiers on duty, put the people in a sleeping position on the spot, and then sneaked into the tent.

Twilight was relieved and quietly withdrew from the first battalion and returned to the second battalion.

Twilight came out from behind the tent and headed straight for the first camp! The night guard of the first battalion was indeed the tightest she had seen as she sneaked in, the tent doors of the camp were arranged horizontally, and there were people on duty in front of each camp tent, and every twenty camp tents there was a patrol post patrolling in a column, and there was a watchtower in the distance. Zhang Tong strictly used the art of war in the arrangement of the camp defense, and said that even a fly could not fly in such a strict night defense that it was an exaggeration, at least the living could not enter.

The two soldiers had no choice but to shut up and continue to patrol the camp.

"That's it!" The squad leader snorted, "What's the noise?" Patrol the camp! ”

"Are you saying that our Du Lieutenant is not as good as Captain Zhang?" The soldier was annoyed, and the two were about to fight.

"You mean Captain Zhang is full?" The other soldier couldn't be more angry, "Do you know why the people of the first battalion serve as Zhang Du's lieutenant?" Do you know that when we practice, why can't we always do a battalion? ”

"The lieutenant didn't have to patrol ......the camp in the first place," one of the soldiers muttered.

After the people of the second battalion saw him away, they said, "What can be strengthened?" During the day, the grandsons of Long Wuwei rode the camp to scold the camp, and they all hid and couldn't come out, but they were strictly guarded at night, what was there to guard? Of the five lieutenants in our East Battalion, apart from him, which one didn't sleep in the tent? ”

"It's okay, I'll go first, and you guys will also strengthen the camp." Zhang Tong didn't delay much, and then took people away.

"It's dawn again."

"One more tour." Zhang Tong's voice came, and it sounded a little cold.

"Yo, Captain Zhang, it's the middle of the night, and you're still not resting?" This place is the border between the first and second battalions, and those who say this know that they belong to the second battalion.

As soon as she touched the edge of the first battalion, Twilight saw two patrol posts coming from opposite her, and she hid behind the camp tent, listening to the footsteps of the two patrol posts from far and near, and a human voice came over.

Han Qichu said that he asked Twilight Qing to avoid the camp where Zhang Tong was stationed, but Twilight Qing looked up at the camp flag stationed in front of the camp tent, followed the camp flag to estimate the direction, and then touched the camp where Zhang Tong was stationed.

The moonlight shone obliquely in, and Twilight hid in the shadows under the drawbridge, crawling forward, and when she reached the end of the drawbridge, she quickly got up and hid against the dirt slope. Overhead, a patrol post walked by, and Twilight clinged to the dirt slope, holding her breath. The soil slope is cold and hard, but she is not cold, her hands and feet feel warm, and when the patrol post walks over, she cautiously pokes her head out from under the suspension bridge, looking for the opportunity when the watchtower is not near the suspension bridge, grabs the rope of the suspension bridge, turns over, jumps on the trench with agility, rolls on the spot, rolls to a camp tent, and successfully sneaks into the East Camp!

Twilight quickly scanned the three watchtowers in front of her and behind her, and when she saw that the sentry on the watchtower in front of her was about to turn around, she rolled on the ground and rolled under the drawbridge!

At this time, she stood on the ditch, like an arrow target, very conspicuous.

The water trench is a combat readiness facility, and the water in the trench freezes in the cold winter wax moon is really helpless, but after the beginning of spring, the ice must be chiseled, and the inspection is carried out three times a day, and if it is found that there is suspended ice slag in the water, it must be salvaged to ensure the combat readiness effect of the trench. But now that it's been more than half a month since the beginning of spring, she jumped down and stepped on ice!

Ice!

SHIT！

As soon as she fell in, anger surged into her heart like a tide, except when she fell into the quicksand in the desert, she wanted to explode again.

Twilight couldn't help but marvel at the medicinal effects of the E. Grass, and she spotted the moment when the sentry posts in the front and back of the three watchtowers were not in the trenches, and ran out of the tent and jumped down the trenches, sliding down the dirt slope!

In just a few moments, the lower abdomen is warm, as if soaked in hot spring water, very comfortable.

Twilight has no swill truck or dung truck to cover, so she can't swagger across the suspension bridge, so she can only go into the water. She hid behind a tent at the end of the West Camp, took out the medicine bottle that Bu Xihuan gave her from her arms, poured a pill and took it down.

After the person walked away, Twilight slowly raised her head, her starry eyes were cold, and she was completely sleepy. She sat on the spot for a while, and only after the sentry on the watchtower in the distance had turned around did she get up and touch the back. Along the way, she could hide, but if she couldn't, she pretended to be on duty at night, so she touched the edge of the ditch at the junction of the east and west camps.

"Let's go!" The team leader ignored Twilight and headed forward.

The lieutenants of the second battalion shouted all day long that they wanted to return to the northwest, and they were very lazy in the drills in the army, let alone the soldiers under them. He didn't care, and the patrol naturally didn't dare to care, thinking that it must be dusk and night, and when he came back, he was very sleepy, and he found a sheltered place and slept on it, which was not uncommon in the second battalion, and it would be good to come out to watch the night.

This is the second battalion!

A soldier in the back smiled, "It's good to be able to come out and watch the night." ”

The squad leader was stunned for a long time, then smiled with relief, "Confused boy, you can sleep in the wrong place at night!" ”

She only sighed, then got up with a yawn and lazily walked to the door of the camp opposite, the guard at the door of the camp was not there, she sat down at the door, hugged her knees, bowed her head, buried her face, and continued to sleep.

"Huh?" Twilight answered in a daze, as if she hadn't woken up yet. She turned her head to look around, looked at the tents on all sides, and then looked at the opposite side, and was stunned, "Oh." ”

"Which battalion? Why are you sleeping here? The squad leader asked again.

Twilight buried her face in her knees and was kicked twice before waking up, and when she woke up, she covered her mouth and yawned, sleepy-eyed. She sat in the dark where the campfire could not be illuminated, her eyebrows and eyes blurred, very usual.

As he spoke, he kicked Twilight with the tip of his boot, "Oops, don't sleep!" Which battalion are you from? Lo and behold! ”

The patrol post came from a distance, and when he passed by Twilight, the team leader sighed and stopped, "Where is this kid, why are you sleeping here?" ”

The sentry on the watchtower turned around almost at the same time, looking out into the distance of the camp, and found nothing.

She swept the tent opposite, her heart fluttered, and she sat on the spot, bowed her head and hugged her knees—napping!

Twilight Qing is still in the West Camp, there is a tower in the back, there is a patrol post in front, she has no way to retreat, and she is about to be discovered!

*

He cursed in his heart, but the people followed him and went to the big tent of the military marquis.

As soon as this group of people left, the camp defense in front of them was empty again, Liu Heizi was angry and happy, and said in his heart that these self-assertive people are waiting to be beaten with military sticks!

The squad leader nodded, and led the men to patrol the camp at the back.

"No problem!"

"By the way, I'll bother the brothers to take care of it first."

"Then let's go!"

"Isn't that just going? Let's look all the way first, and if we can't find it, we will report the military account. ”

"Missing someone? Did you report the military account? ”

The man said: "There is one less boy who sends swill, and the brothers are looking for it." ”

"Huh? How did you patrol here? The captain was very puzzled when he saw the people from the camp next door to his camp.

Liu Heizi poked his head out from under the watchtower, but he didn't expect that this could also save the day, and he watched the two patrolling soldiers go away before they got out of the watchtower. One of these two patrol posts was from the camp in the vicinity, and they went to the tent of the military marquis, and the tent near it was empty, so he easily sneaked after him, and when he saw the patrol post in the camp in front of him, he dodged and hid behind a tent.

The two summoned the men who were searching in the bushes and hurried them to the camp.

"Let's go!"

"Yes, let's go!"

"Then let's go to the lake, and you go to the military tent! Let's see if there are any suspicious people first, and then report the military account after figuring it out, so as not to say that we lied about the military situation. ”

"Yes!"

"That's it, if someone really sneaks in, the purpose is either the Wild Horse King or the military secrets in the big tent of our army, who is staying at the edge of this camp? Someone must have sneaked in, what are we searching for here? ”

The captain of the other patrol post felt justified and said, "Walking around the lake, I've seen it at noon today." The wild horse has become fine, just spring, the aquatic plants by the lake are the freshest, it dominates the lake, and the war horses in the army can only eat the dry grass on the mountain. ”

Approaching was the leader of a patrol sentry, he didn't look at the bottom of the building at all, but raised his eyes and glanced at the quiet camp, "If it is really the grandson of the Xiao Cavalry Camp who has the audacity to sneak in, the purpose must be the Wild Horse King!" So where is the Wild Horse King? ”

But the footsteps stopped when they were five paces away from him.

Liu Heizi pondered the feasibility of this way, the closer the footsteps, the less afraid he was of being discovered, he had been shy since he was a child, and it was not until tonight that he realized that he was so eager to fight.

Liu Heizi waited with bated breath, still not moving, the two teams of patrol posts totaled twenty people, he had special training for more than two months, there was no problem in solving twenty people, but it would definitely alarm the sentry on the watchtower. He was in the camp of the third battalion, more than two hundred camps away from the big tent of the military marquis, at this time it was late at night, the army was sleeping soundly, the sentry on the watchtower found that after the enemy attacked, the army may not be out of the tent immediately, the patrol post in the distance to rush over to come over It takes time, he can take advantage of this time to run to the distance of forty or fifty camp tents, and then it is a hard battle. He didn't have to rush to the big tent of the military marquis, he only needed to break out of the encirclement, as long as he could see the big tent of the military marquis, throw the canister of fire oil and the fire fold together, and the big tent would be on fire, and tonight's mission would be completed.

At this time, there were footsteps from far and near in the chaotic voice, and the number of people was one person, and the direction was towards the watchtower!

The patrol soldiers are all new recruits in Jiangnan, most of them are from poor backgrounds, and there can be no masters of the rivers and lakes among them. The young man knew it in his heart, but he still followed Shangguan's teachings, and he didn't miss a single step. A young man from a poor fisherman's family, at this moment, he avoided the enemy at close range, and his military discipline was already like a qualified scout.

The boy lurked in the grass under the watchtower, and the patrol was only ten paces away from him, and he did not move, looked, but listened. Listen to the sound of swords hitting the withered grass, listen to the sound of military boots coming and going, and listen to the whispered commands of the young generals. He hid a dagger in his boots, but he didn't touch it, and he didn't show a murderous aura.

These are what Captain Yue said, and he remembered them word for word.

When you encounter an enemy when lurking, you should not be vigilant and nervous, so as not to expose your breath and be detected.

When you encounter an enemy while lurking, do not keep an eye on the enemy's back, so as not to encounter a keen person.

The wooden wall was built on the hillside, and the weeds on the hillside were half a man's high, and the patrolmen were looking for people with knives and guns, and Liu Heizi squatted under a watchtower ten paces away. This watchtower is a wooden vehicle-mounted type, under the watchtower is stretched with hemp rope, and there are four wheels, Liu Heizi squatted in the weeds in the middle of the four wheels, he lowered his body, a pair of dark eyes stared at the weeds in front of him, holding his breath.

At the sound of the order, the patrol guards began to search for people.

“…… That's fine! Brothers, search around, don't make too much noise. ”

"Don't! That kid was put in by Huang Datou, he was afraid of being beaten with a military stick, so he asked his brothers to help find it first, maybe we thought about it too much, where did the kid go? ”

The man stopped talking, thought for a moment, and said, "Is the announcement above?" ”

"You don't know, that kid is very horizontal, Huang Datou checked his waist card, he almost got into a fight with Huang Datou. How can there be such a horizontal soldier in our battalion? It can't be the grandsons of the Xiao Riding Camp who got in, right? ”

"This ...... At the foot of the Son of Heaven outside Shengjing City, the Hu people just left, where did the spy come from? ”

"The whistle had just gone to the hut, and there was a swill cart parked in the hut, but there was no one delivering the swill. Huang Datou of the first battalion said that he had just met the kid, and the kid said that he wanted to pour the swill before he finished pouring it, and he wanted to go back to the gangtou camp, but how did he park the swill truck in the thatched house? The brothers and Huang Datou all thought that this was strange, could it be that a spy got in? ”

"What's the matter?" To the south of the watchtower, a patrol team came to hear the sound.